Miss Teen SC - Billy Madison version

[irR4tiOn4L]

Is it any wonder that America is in the doldrums when this is the kind of person so many in the US idolize?

[BinLadenMustDie368]

wow... I think she has been living under power lines for away too long

[PrimoKarim]

The guy holding the mic was seconds away from bursting into laughter

[MullyFilm]

God that's tough to watch.

[fw190bk1]

Brain synapses running amuck!

And let us please add maps to the "entitlement programs" in this country. It appears we definitely have a shortage.

[Mephitinae]

This is exactly what typical young Americans are like. =)

The media maintains an illusion of Americans being smarter than this by only selecting clever and presentable individuals to appear on television, with the exception of programs like The Jerry Springer Show.

[daveyboi03]

her vote counts?

[ShyLikeACobrA]

she voted for obama i bet

[outsidepers]

@ShyLikeACobrA South Carolina... makes her one of yours my republican friend!

[twopinstogether]

I am now dumber for listening to her. Let's see what she looks like without makeup and unwashed hair.

[Darkknight088]

I laughed my fucking ass off nice

[hostile411]

it hurts just to listen to her

[shinymarshtop2]

miss SC made a super epic fail. tht billy madison guy fits perfectly with this lol

[erickd14]

my god, that girl has got to be mentally handicapped

[TheLizardKing908]

BITCH ARE YOU RETARDED?

[massey1984]

This is a great video.

[SlickSith]

I'd still smash that shit at least three times a day.

[otkare]

evrywhere like such as

[wrightnum3]

is it just me or is the host with the Microphone trying really hard to hold back his laugh?

[sacredgeometry]

She isnt attractive se is ordinary looking with bleached hair and lots of make up.........she is also stupid beyond description.

[XANDERXXZ]

What is she talkin about.

[yourtiy]

wow. splice two clips together... get 30,000+ views. fuck the internet.

[Smirnova1988]

That just goes to show that here in America, looks can take further easier. Why AM I SO UGLY!!!

[WhammyDown]

that movie is good, but that scene is quite possibly the single funniest quote i have ever heard.

how many times has everyone wanted to be able to say that to someone?

[Xoxaloacetate]

there are women like this at my school =/

[xrockthe40ozx]

I never had a map. :( God bless her.

[Jsnoopster]

hahahaha great combo

[ThePharcydePhreak]

A simple no would have been fine.. lol

[desposyy]

help stop africa?

[herestolife32]

WOW LMFAO

[booon15]

mario lopez was just standing there like ".....wtf....."

[drumdoc13]

hilarious

[pixievixie143]

AHAHAHA

[sunbeem88]

LOL this is hilarious and very true.... to funny

[evildevinity]

@sunbeem88. Whats true that US Americans dont have maps such as in the Iraq? lol J/K

[BobBobGobGob]

Those poor individuals without maps should be treated as soon as possible.

[AggieEngineer11]

Yeah, I really think that statistic isn't true as well. I can't imagine it being more than 5%.

[johniezzi5]

5% or 1/5th ..being 20%

[jeffer0326]

i just puked that was so funny.

[mupet00000]

I hate watching this clip i feel embarrassed for her!

[debunkin]

thats what i would have said.

BULLSHIT

i'm done

[debunkin]

thats a bullshit statistic

[westend06]

OMG U R A GENIUS!!!! tht was brilliant lol

[Qautermaine]

Amen to that man

[bapril91]

lol

[ryanwoods91]

Bloody Brilliant, mate.

[anyonita]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH that was great! :) love the movie, didn't even think of combining these two.

[cragmac1000]

When you are that fucking dumb cuteness does not count for shit!

[cragmac1000]

What surprises me the most about the period of time after her moronic rambling is that there was no 10 minute long awkward moment of silence!

Just 10 fucking minutes of nothing.

But you know what people want to do to her: shoot her in the knees!

[cragmac1000]

To the guy who cut this clip: you are a genius!

BRILLIANT!

[cragmac1000]

Pea Brain upstanding ameriskank.

Well at least she has a professional future in cock sucking!

[cragmac1000]

What would have been great was when she was finished with her moronic rant she just spontaneously combusted! Just ....POOF!

[cragmac1000]

I love how she has her arms bent with her hands on her waist in that typical snotty ameriskanky stand-offish attitude as if to say "how dare you make me speak coherent U.S. american language"!

[cragmac1000]

the I-rack everywhere like such as....

[mouth wide open]

She is a complete and total moron, but I bet she's a hose hound, (wink, wink nudge, nudge ;say no more!)

[cragmac1000]

The I-Rack everywhere like such as....

I want to shoot her!

[cragmac1000]

"Recent polls have shown 20% of americans can not locate america on a world map; why do you think this is?"

Miss South carolina should have said "I personally believe U.S. americans can not do so because of......9-11!"

[cragmac1000]

Women like her should be in the kitchen naked baking me some pie

[cragmac1000]

I'd hit that twice; once in the sack then another with a 2X4!

[cragmac1000]

That's great US americans can not find america on a map because they do not have maps, like whatever such as the I-rack!

[cragmac1000]

Its because of dumb woman such as the ones in this pageant.

Dude shes like soooo Harvard Law material like such as whatever!

[cragmac1000]

Can you see the reactions of all the other Miss teen contestants off stage.

They must have thought she was so smart and like whatever such as the I-rack!!

[cragmac1000]

OMG your like, such as, such a good speaker, you are soooooo gunna get valdicktorian or like whatever such as!

[cragmac1000]

Mario Lopez should have beat her to death with his microphone!

[cragmac1000]

The funny thing about this is the other contestants reaction after ms. SC exits stage right or whatever like such as!

What must have the other Miss Teen contestants thought (if at all) about what miss SC said on stage?

Ms. North Carolina was all like: "That was so deep and brooding or whatever like such as!"

Ms. Georgia was all like: " That's exactly what I was thinking, ya know about the I-rack and South Africa and whatever like such as!

[cragmac1000]

That was perfect! That is exactly what I thought of after her moronic rambling.

"Everyone that saw that is now dumber for having listened...may god have mercy on her soul".

NOTE:

I don't believe in putting periods before the end of quotations, it's pointless!

[Jrod720]

Dude, thats fucking funny.

But still, that IS a dumbass question. If you cant locate the US on a world map, then your fucking retarded and need to be slapped.

[jonasluvers4eva]

lmao !!!

[Scarface7629]

HOT but stupid lol so fucking funny

[seanhomie22]

T-T-T-TTODAY JUNIOR!

[eggbert76]

She's still cute...

[JamesBeam420]

LMAO ... that was a perfect combination. One of my favorite parts of the movie, but it was better suited for this chick.

[BonJovi84]

I don't know what everyone is so confused about. It makes perfect sense. She's obviously just so smart that we can't understand what she says... I mean come on she is wearing a sash! This girl reminds me of Brian's girlfriend on Family Guy.

[narinch]

ahahahhahahahah. you're wonderful.

[Scarface7629]

lmfao omg ur right i didnt even think of that

[Capnwabbit]

Perfect response, nice clip!

[tomphillips123]

LOL

[supergirlie123]

she's a bright one.

[TompComp]

This is the best MTSC vs. Billy Madison clip video I've seen. Everyone should link to it! Well done, very well done!

[jedimasterchet]

Good job!

[alkalinetrio53104]

that made absolutley no sense

[JamesDobry]

fucking dumbass Americans

[rectoman]

You know every time someone does something stupid and just HAPPENS to be an american some dumbass like you makes some dumbass comment that's not only hypocritical but insanely fucking immature...so I suggest you go grow the fuck up and stop hiding behind your computer talking shit you little faggot.

[Scarface7629]

ok mr canadian call me when canada does something famous besides suck on maple syrup asshole

[Chaos89X]

xD what a retard

[JamesDobry]

Welcome to the American Educational system... coupled with a dumb ass blonde from Miss Teen USA, we have a room that just dropped in intelligence points