Vader Chokes Officer - "I find your lack of faith disturbing"

[KKarkaz]

Fuck vader cheats... this is so unfair... everyone is just piece of shit against force

[Nomad1879]

When the officer says "Your sad devotion..." it always makes me laugh ^^

[Nancy99999]

This scene is like a metaphor. It's basically saying stop always using "technological" stuff (like dildos and sex machines) for your pleasure and rather get real penises instead. The ability to to fuck with dildos is insignificant next to the power of the cock/real meat.

These old Star Wars movies are very environmental and pro-nature.

[UpwardsFallings]

@Nancy99999 LOL...I can see that

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

Ooh! I didn't know the force grip/choke had a short range. Did anyone noticed that he had to walk closer to him to choke him cause he was out of range? =P

[dafid1000]

@Str4t0sPh3rE that's the most stupid thing i've heard -.-

[UnwantedStudios3]

@Str4t0sPh3rE in empire he chokes people on other ships

[C0CKWEASLE]

he vomits up an egg yolk on the desk

[moviemania147]

Vader is a crazy bad ass.

[CaptainSeasick]

That... That.... THAT is the most badass scene in the history of everything!

[quila001]

I honestly want to find myself in a situation where I can use that line. It would make my life complete.

[theblitz8]

THE ABILITY TO DESTROY THE PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.

[TheThruth27]

now that's what they call GREAT HD QUALITY!!!

can anyone tell me any good website where to watch Star Wars for free???

pleeeeeeeeeease!

[crackyhoss]

if you think vader is badass... how bout the guy who commands him to release that guy? epic.

[MrTerrathor]

my favorite scene lol

[jubwervouk]

I dont get it, is that old geezer above vader, cus he wants to sit the fuck down, does he not understand who he's talking to

[CuseGirlBK]

who disliked this? losers

[dark7element]

"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader!"

*Vader frightens everyone, especially Motti, with his sorcerer's ways*

[SRT480]

how is this not one of the great phrases ever,

[mththrane]

i got to meet that guy a few months ago

[lvperalta]

The dark side has some cool coffee tumblers.

[granpapi29]

0:44 Murherfuker!

[KaTzaNdSTuFf]

Admiral Yularen from the Clone Wars series at 0:28. In the white uniform.

[stefanboy67]

When Darth Vader beheads someone with his light saber: "I find your lack of face disturbing"

[MrFunnyRandomVideos]

0:34 for the actual line.

[Krisbert1219]

OMG I just chills!!! I love this part!!

[Allsoproductions]

0:23 im gonna kill you xD

[IconisMedia]

Sweeet

[Terrorsai1]

EPIC

[HelloFade2]

Tarkin:Vader release him

Vader:as you wish

Ok why is Tarkin telling Vader what to do? I thought with the exception of Palpatine no one in the Empire was above Darth Vader.

[Rmg12]

@HelloFade2 Tarkin between episode III [where he is in for 5 seconds at the end] and episode IV will have obviously gained great respect of the emperor and vader, making him kinda equal but still below vader..

[DTownHustla]

@HelloFade2 Tarkin is the commander of the Death Star. He runs whatever goes on the Death Star. Vader is there as an overseer and representative for Palpatine, but he doesn't really have official authority on the Death Star. They are within the same hierarchy though since they only answer to one person, the emperor. Notice as Vader says "As you wish" instead of "Yes sir" He's basically being respectful to Tarkin's authority since he's a guest on the Death Star.

[92chillwill]

@HelloFade2 While Vader is on the Death Star, Tarkin has limited authority over him due to his commanding role on the station. Notice how after Tarkin dies, Vader gets his own command ship and starts killing his officers on whims?

[Allsoproductions]

@HelloFade2 Darth Vader technically is Palpatines right hand man, and has no rank. But if he chooses to take command, he WILL do it (as seen in the first level of force unleashed)

[waldoman7]

@Allsoproductions

sadly star wars fact changes with the wind these days, and lucas has more whims than concerns for continuity, but the original novelization gave the impression that Vader could not have taken the reigns from Tarken. He was Sidious's apprentice, but that is not a formal rank. He was assigned to Tarkin and given certain powers, but he did not become official head of imperial armed forces and heir to the throne untill later.

[SRT480]

@waldoman7 Touche, nice

[smokintheblaze]

Ancient Religion what again?

[crashrj543]

These chaps remind me of the Nazis.

[TheRealist137]

Wayne Rooney?

[JJtoob]

OWNED

[yodards]

It is more than clear that Tarkin completely outranks Vader at this point, making him the second most powerful person in the Empire, both because he calls him 'Vader' & not Lord and Vader obeys saying 'As you wish'. That is complete ownage

[DTownHustla]

@yodards He can't outrank him because Vader doesn't hold military ranking. They both answer to the emperor and the emperor only.

[drunkdonutboy]

Always love this scene. Even a 'bad guy' isn't capable of being so arrogant and having such an inflated sense of a warped ego.

[Guywholovesbakon]

This is what Jesus is going to say to the Atheist's when the Rapture.

[waldoman7]

@Guywholovesbakon

and I shall tell him that I find his lack of respect for humanity disturbing, most notably his lack of respect for freedom and independance. Also of note is his support of a god who created clear evils like gender, and e who demands adherance to the gender roles, which suppress our souls that have unlimited capabliity and should not be so constrained. His lack of respect for differing opinion, and his father's support of slavery and murder and torture, are also of note.

[Guywholovesbakon]

@waldoman7 ...WTF are you talking about?

[Gromitdog1]

Thank god for modern workers rights, this would never happen today.

[pykey9090]

I have a friend who genuinely thought he coughs up an egg at 0:45

[OmnipotPrime]

is it just me or does grand moff tarkin look like SPY in Team Fortress 2

[adm491]

LOL! Love this part.

[Benderrr111]

Gotta love vader...he finds it disturbing... not annoying or offensive..but disturbing! :)))

[Novinte]

Jediism first lesson: don't mock the force.

[IAmTheChozenOne54]

At the beginning it sounded like he said "nipple"

[Hotobu]

For the people who disliked this, "I find your lack of taste disturbing."

[TheAce707]

And he realized whenever he said "As you wish" he really meant "I love you."

[Ishamoridin]

The description of the SIth as a religion has always seemed strange to me. Surely their powers make it scientific fact? You can test for telekinesis.

[CaptainTr1pps]

@Ishamoridin Religion gives them a power structure science lacks.

[KeeperoftheVoid]

I find my lack of faith disturbing.

[orksters]

vader just gave him the ike turner treatment

[bob55566]

Grand Moff T prolly the only guy in the whole Imperial army vader seems to listen slightly to.

[MAI742]

@bob55566 Tarkin is a Grand Moff; he's more like a Secretary-General or a Governor even though he does have power over the Imperial Navy and Army.

[ZhadoxFlamez]

0:24

Vader: You done fucked up now...

[ZhadoxFlamez]

This is what happens when you don't have enough faith.

[Laindal]

Ancient = 19 years ago :D

[Evman95]

0:17 in the back with the white mustache its Admiral Yularen from the Clone Wars.

[evansjohnc]

Who in the heck back talks Darth Vader?

[LisaSpringfield]

0:17

It's like he said "fragrant" when he actually said "frighten us".

[delvecchio14]

THIS IS JUST A EPIC SCENE

[McPhilsen]

@delvecchio14 I find your lack of grammar disturbing.

[delvecchio14]

@McPhilsen LOL SRY ENGLISH IS NOT MY 1ST LENGUAGUE :)

[McPhilsen]

@delvecchio14 mine neither ;) but i was only joking :P

[FrshJurassicPrnceYA]

Everytime I see Darth Vador choke someone, I start to gasp for air.

[luigibattista10]

I wish I could do this to my lovely mother in law...

[evansjohnc]

@luigibattista10 Did you know that the letters in "mother in law" can be rearranged to spell "woman hitler"

[luigibattista10]

@evansjohnc hahaha!

[360Nomad]

I want to see Vader choke a chicken.

[VongolaAQW223]

@360Nomad Robot Chicken!

[VongolaAQW223]

I always do this to Bieliebers

[RequiumFrost]

vader is such a beast he doesn't even have to maintain eye contact when hes force chokes someone 0:41

[TheFg1980]

It's funny how he calmly walks over to the guy and force chokes him.

[Chincho]

Más de un tontolaba debería recibir un poco de eso.

Many assholes should try just a bit of the power of the Force.

[TLavin2014]

@Chincho I find your lack of grammar disturbing...

[7Starslayer7]

vader should have melted away his face with his lightsaber

-> I find your lack of Face disturbing



[MunchingPotatoes]

HANG ON HANG ON.

"Bla bla bla ancient religion"

*Darth Vader attacks*

"I find your lack of faith disturbing..."

Is it the atheist in me or is this scene a metaphor about the Crusades, when the "believers" attacked and killed people for not believing their religion?

[tarkinfish]

@MunchingPotatoes Perhaps! This bickering is pointless.

[the1337cook]

@MunchingPotatoes Way to think things through.

[LeoNobles]

Data tapes? Hahahaha!

[KittyEvangeline]

Who was that guy that ordered Vader to let him go as if he was a superior officer? >_>

[tarkinfish]

@KittyEvangeline Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin, seeing as he was above Lord Vader on the Death Star :). He commanded it actually.

[MEGATRYANT]

4 pepole were choken for the lack of faith

[RobbyArt]

you sped up the tape?

[Rotanderson]

favorite quote of all time, Lord Vader rocks!

[DCMarvel2009]

Obama: "This HealthCare system is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.

McCain: "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to run an entire country dry is nothing next to the power of Republicanism.

Obama: "Don't try to frighten us with your ancient ways, Lord McCain. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you recover Osama, nor has it--" (choke)

McCain: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

[KokoBWary]

Anyone ever notice that Darth's helmet looks like it needs a good polishing in the 1st Star Wars film? (No pun intended)

[DCMarvel2009]

@KokoBWary haha it does!

[neoYTPism]

THIS STATION IS NOW THE ULTIMATE COLLAR IN THE UNIVERSE!

[Dimastrength02]

4 people are....

Wait what?

[megatron0357]

Dont you love how Vader just casually walked over to him. Dude, still didnt get the point! LOL!

[bursegsardaukar]

I wonder if that same officer would be brave enough to say such things in front of the Emperor. The Emperor would probably fry him with Force Lightning until he is extra crispy.

[batistaker123]

Just like every religion. Harm those to push their belief into others lol.

[mdstalla]

@batistaker123 Don't make me choke you out from here.

[megatron0357]

@batistaker123 No. Harm those that talk too much shit!!

[PantelijaS]

@batistaker123 There is a huge difference between The Force and religion , The Force in movies actually exist while religion is made to brainwash and control people

[batistaker123]

@PantelijaS HAHA so true. I was't necessarily talking about the force though. i was talking about the quote itself.

[bandicoot2ps1]

@PantelijaS actually look up john todd and see what he thought of "the force" and religion

[TravisTCleveland]

@batistaker123 Huh? You may want to correct the word "every"

[batistaker123]

@TravisTCleveland Ok fine I'll exclude Buddhism and the naturalist/spiritualist religions from it happy?

[xXwannabeguitaristXx]

0:15

it doesn't look like he's saying the words he's saying o.O

[thegreat96lz]

Nihilus proved Vader right thousands of years before he was born ;)

[TheInflicted]

The Daddy is the breadwinner. You dig what I'm sayin'?

If you don't win that bread, you just don't come around.

[thedarklordx]

4 people had their lack of faith found disturbing

[HUEJOHNSON]

WHY IS IT ALWAYS SOME ASSHOLE WANNABE BAD ASS HAS THE NERVE TO QUESTION SOMEONE BECAUSE HE THINKS HE'S A BAD ASS, THEN GETS HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM, BY THE REAL BAD ASS. WHY DO YOU THINK THEY KILLED OFF ALL THE JEDI, SO VADER AND THE EMPEROR WHERE THE LAST ONES LEFT. THIS WAS A DEMONSTRATION TO THAT BITCH AND ANY SKEPTICS, THAT THE FORCE IS REAL AND SHOULD BE GREATLY RESPECTED. IF VADER WANTED TO, HE WOULD HAVE POPPED HIS HEAD OFF LIKE A CORK IN A CHAMPAINGE BOTTLE FROM ACROSS THE ROOM

[MrMrmonsterguy]

That'll teach him!

[wkd1983]

"I find your lab fees just kidding" gotta love the transcribed audio subtitles, lol.

[PrinceLuis100]

I find 4 people's lack of faith to be VERY disturbing

[idkzacharyidk]

me vaadeer dont kill me kills me

vader I find your lack of faith disturbing

[Maxpow33r]

best fucking line ever

[TheAle89515]

"Or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fortr--"

Vader: "OH I'M SORRY, DID I BREAK YOUR CONCENTRATION?"

"OH-- YOU WERE FINISHED? WELL, ALLOW ME TO RETORT!...

WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?"

[whiplaash]

@TheAle89515 i think i love you.

[flapjacksful]

dark maul will kick his f.... ass

[kokoinmars]

I find your lack of penis disturbing...

[pnag]

I find your lack of underpants disturbing...

[227060]

give me a heelz yeah if u think Vader is the BEST SW characetr ever

[mobilesuitsteve03]

is darth vader gonna have to chock a bitch???????????



[loqutor]

Insulting your boss' religion is a stupid enough idea in and of itself. It's even stupider when your boss is a seven-foot-tall man machine who can kill you without even touching you.

[4everanarsenalfan]

@loqutor lol yeah all your boss need to do is look at you and point his hand in your direction and your gonna die

[0Umbrakinetic0]

You do not fuck with Darth Vader.Ever.

[Shaqstheman000]

Needless to say, Atheists have avoided Vader ever since.

[Llortish]

Press 7 over and over again.

[Llortish]

*Insert Anti-Christian joke here*

[MrProTool]

open the transcribe audio and see how awesome the translation is :)

[Llortish]

@MrProTool I find you lab fees just kidding...

[Thewickedjunglist]

@MrProTool How do I do transcribe audio

[DumberEveryTime]

Vader made that guy his bitch.

[zappinger]

I, too, find Admiral Motti's lack of faith disturbing.

[JackStaplesButler]

Three people couldn't pass the Endor Officer Training Corps and ended up in the regular Imperial Army as enlisted men, used as cannon fodder before the Stormtroopers are deployed.

[Waltzhybrid92]

1977! 34 years ago! It aged so well.

[Tomhot89]

I can feel the power when he force chokes him!

[asterix645]

3 people have a lack of faith that 402 people find disturbing.

[EdTV20]

LMAO he had that coming

[GodzillaGuy92]

I find three peoples' lack of faith-

Ah, screw it.

[cjointer]

lol! Vader was on his way over to choke him with his hands but dude just kept rambling... Vader saved a few steps and choked him from across the room and gives you this classic: "I find your lack of faith disturbing" ! lol!!!

smh.. I really don't understand how anybody could not just love this stuff!

[facelessone1391]

Is Vader gonna have to choke a bitch?

[caboose365]

i find your lab fees just kidding....

[CidGuerreiro1234]

"Enough of this! Vader, release him! Agh, gasp, ugh, ok, ok".

[oOoTinyoOo]

Grand Moff Tarkin ftw

[UnorthodoxedRibena]

Why does Vader take orders from that bitch?

[aderorr]

@UnorthodoxedRibena same question i asked myself xD

[DjHardJ]

0:44 Coughs up an egg.

[UnorthodoxedRibena]

@DjHardJ haha! i saw the egg yolk!

[sammy0723]

Sympathies to the 3 people who were dropped on their heads as babies.

[Deavi783]

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. "

That's what people tell Lucas about the Star Wars prequels.

[SHITTYBOYBOY]

He Is choking him...

AND HE IS GOING TO CHOKE ME!!!!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

[paparazzi1979]

he should have tapped....

[angelofsin87]

epic

[33vampires33]

choke him! choke him! :D

[jawsh38]

I wish i could do that to my employees

[thankallahalltime]

thenoblequran(Ctrl+Enter)

[Nibelungenherr1876]

That's the motto of Pope Benedict XVI. And what do you know, Vader actually is working for him.

[neoYTPism]

I had a weird dream last night where I was in the Star Wars universe some time between ep 3 and ep 4... I was in a big room with huge a crowd of people sitting at a bunch of tables, (smaller than the one in the video; think dinner tables) and governor Tarkin (who I was sitting closer to than most of the crowd) was making some big announcement about how he was going to be in charge of food from now on.

Then he served up a bunch of delicious goulash. Enough for everyone, too. o.o

[Curseco]

I find Charlie Sheens lack of WINNIG disturbing.

[darthbandon10]

The man in white is head of the Imperial secret police.

[lordgino2006]

@darthbandon10 thanks for the info!

[9Robin1]

Best quote ever...

[Konformation07]

Win this does

[florinu123]

3 people have a disturbing lack of faith.

[7blueblood]

justin bieber-baby baby baby oooo-*chokes*

darth vader-i find your lack of talent disturbing

[onimotoko]

@7blueblood And then he's like, "I seriously fear your lack of masculinity. May the force show you the way".

[EpicKahn]

@7blueblood Usher: Enough of this, Vader release him!

Vader:Fuck you.You're next =P