Boy has this guy changed from Full House!

[MaestroTJS]

Whatever, Bob.

[Bloodjoe30]

Dumbass. Bob Saget has always been doing this type of comedy way before Full House. In movies and TV shows you ACT as a character. I suppose you would ask a an actor who acts as a doctor in a movie for health advice. Dumb video poster.

[1tubinmofo]

if you think this guy has changed you obviously are not part of the saget cult. duh

[hjkhjk1234321]

lol!



[JoeJonesMusic]

this is called the assumption song o.O

[addkarma]

My dog licked my...!

[MusicShelbyLuvs]

soo fucked up.. I LOVE IT!

[msbunnypaws]

He still does that thing where he is laughing at his own jokes.

[CzarThePlezer]

"Ahhhh! Bob Saget!" Torrets guy we will miss you.

[bojanklesexperience]

That was the biggest rip off ever... You're a phony.. A big fat phony.

[Tryston11223344]

whats this song called?

[geekboyII]

doesn't rhyme at all. This guy sucks.

[birdmansns]

@geekboyII your an idiot...its not suppose to rhyme....retard.

[DemonInTheWall]

@geekboyII thats the point man

[geekboyII]

@DemonInTheWall your response is also my point

[nednickerson23]

hard to believe my ears

[13Yeared]

Ohhh, he copied this from the Arrogant worms...

[A2thedouble]

he never changed from full house, he was always like that, he was an actor. I saw a documentary and they said him and the other guys would tell dirty jokes to each other on the set of full house when the girls weren't around lol.

[ItsLeslieBxtch]

Lmao. :)P

[Akesune]

Ah, I love this real Bob! Screw Danny Tanner! And this aint even his worse stint! Watch the whole thing, ull be stupified!

[Akesune]

Ah, I love this real Bob! Screw Danny Tanner!

[BrutalAsHell]

Bob Saget is nothing like Danny Tanner, he's actually cool.

[phatato]

I would love to pound his ass, so hot.

[HangsLikeCabbage69]

@phatato you just might be as gay as the man himself, faggot!

[WTFPS3RULZLOL]

Assumption Song - Arrogant Worms

this is a rip off

[92997sarah]

whats that song called???

[TheHornet79]

lol Bob Fagget. Havent heard of that joke since full house aired

[ripsaw111]

At the end it sounds like he says "my dog licked my butt"

[SquirtDc23]

Ok ppl ITS CALLED ACTING HE ISNT REALLY DANNY TANNER!!!!!!!! SHEEEEESH GIVE THE GUY A BREAK THIS IS REALLY WHO HE IS!!

[ybnesil777]

making a song like that is really sick especially if he made it while playing with his.....pen.....no no....i really meant......DICK........dick=ri­chard, his friends name....

[DominicMetal1979]

@Demonyk1 Ok well I take it back then

[DominicMetal1979]

@Demonyk1 I think the reason I said that is that you called it a great song. People shouldn't revel in their disgustingness, but that's what Bob Saget and his ilk do.

[DominicMetal1979]

Wow another reason to hate Bob Faget.

[DominicMetal1979]

@Demonyk1 F*ck you you faggot.

[RandyOrton11000]

nice oh yeah he was on AFHV

[M0VIES4U2]

I don't get it. What's the joke?

[hubbaproductions]

Wow. He seem like he should be 80 but hes not rofl.

And Yes I agree He is nothing like on Full House.

[ThisIsDaveK]

Name: The Assumption Song

search for it here on youtube

[sanchezzkidd325]

nooo its called "the assumption song"

but he changed the lrics reeeaaalll good..

[NoDoubtFilms]

He was like this before Full House... long story of how he got Danny Tanner

[xxcrazeypenguinxx]

Lol I was waiting for him to say stuff xD

[Virtue56]

The video is missing the intro to the song. In the intro he explains that this was a song he heard when he was a kid.

[spellingitgood]

Why do people keep talking about how much he has changed since Full House? LISTEN! Bob Saget was doing dirty stand up comedy before he did Full House. In between takes of Full House the producers had to keep telling him to watch his mouth because of the kids.

[addkarma]

@spellingitgood i know right

[da4thjuggalo]

@spellingitgood yep he was a shock comedian waaaay before they ever thought bout his clean cut acts like full house or video show

[kevinthegreat19]

no he hasnt really changed he still isn't funny just now he curses like a 13 year boy does when his parrents aren't around

[whatshendrix]

I thought he was funny. And I think you're an uptight cunt...

[kevinthegreat19]

look i dont mind cursing its just when u start using them after every other word u start to look like a idiot i mean yeah he gets off a few good jokes but theres alot of comedians that are more funny than him but everybody is entitled to their own opinion

[whatshendrix]

Well I guess that has some truth to it, but big deal if there are funnier comedians. I like what he's doing and so do others. People have to learn to live with different opinions. It's not like the people who like this, dislike clean humor. If that was the case, only then would we have a problem with Bob Saget being dirty...

[kevinthegreat19]

yeah thats a good point but its not that i only like clean humor i just like jokes that kinda make u think but im probably 1 of the nastyest ppl ull meet but my first comment yeah i do sound uptight and ur the first person to call me that and it made me laugh just cause ive never been called that its usually "U NASTY S.O.B." lol

[DCRockerGuy]

ahahaha lol

[MikeSkullman]

He didn't change since Full House. He just censored himself to be on that crappy show.

[smashwhammy]

and on AFHV

[Calumaritzu]

Oh, you just HAD to bleep it didn't you... *rolls eyes* Lame.

[8Dyay]

Hehehe, he didn't write this, I like the one by aarogent worms better.:]

[onkysago]

LOL

[GriffethBros]

wow that was funny. BUT I AM A CHRISTAIN!!! I HATE IT!!! I WILL NOT DARE FAVORITE IT!!!

[Agatheos]

Where's the link?

[kleutertjes]

Haha, awesome!!

[andreworto]

nobody cares if ur christain u faget. he he faget rymes with saget

[ACDCrocks051]

lol

[nyxi13]

he has always been dirty. ALWAYS. and this isnt even the tip of the iceberg hun. go watch the aristocrats. also there is a better version of this song going around right now.

[viktornolsson]

are you giving sagat credit for "the aristocrats"? almost every comedian has done that joke, shit it was even on southpark

[nyxi13]

I'm fully aware that all comedians have told ,heard or know this joke. If i was giving him credit for that joke i'd have to be as much of a dick as you are and im penis free.

[SethBorgo]

Right...actually he was the same then : )

[MyEggIsBoiled]

haha, yeah, I heard he got in trouble for cracking dick jokes around the Olsen twins.

[PAULCC11]

this is the only bob saget i think is funny

[pete7wiegard]

what happened to him?

[Gayfaggot96]

According to him, he's always been like this.

[zgene1992]

yes hes always been like this. on the e! true hollywood story they said he got scolded alot on set because there were kids around

[magnificent56]

i can't even explain how funny that is! ha ha!

[ctjazzking]

THis guy is the only person from full house who has a great life Stamos hates everybody Joey had a bit on the Even stevens movie&was on some celebrity ice skating show the finally people realize that they are crappy actors

[Soad1594]

i am gay

[dizzyisme]

ok... thanks for telling me that...

[dizzyisme]

yes this is the same guy from full house. lol. this is funny.

[Soad1594]

im gay

[pete7wiegard]

im not

[jukeboxhero420]

What do you want, a cookie?

[dim2193]

ha ha

[disneyfan401]

that was kinda funny cos it could be taken dirty but it could be taken like a plain song.

[lightbulbs95]

yeah

this is a funny song, he has so much irony in it!

[jpg0572]

Is this the same guy from Full House?

[k0n5keeZ]

hilarious!

[nat5733]

lol, he was "dirty" before, during, and after Full House. The job paid so he took it.

Actually, I was really disappointed with his performance on HBO besides the songs. He has funny jokes though. It was like he was on something that night. He couldn't focus on one thing.

[Jayyedx]

Yeah. He was all over the place, studdering, and just getting off task, but the "girlfriend who looked like a squirrel" pun was priceless.

[Danarbed]

It's called stream-of-conciousness, when you talk the same way you think, all over the place. 'Cause you really don't think the same way you talk normally.

[dizzyisme]

ok..

[N3SB0Y]

Yes all the actors from Full House were good people with innocent minds... is anyone that ignorant? He's an actor, acting for a tv show!!! do you really think he was being himself on that show? Just cause you play the good guy doesn't mean you're one yourself. Not saying that Saget is a bad guy, he's just a comedian making a living, whether is G-rated or R-rated He does a good Job! you shouldn't judge him like that. Bob Saget hasn't change from Full House, he was never there, Danny Tanner was.

[erik4727]

@N3SB0Y All we're saying is, can't he find a middle ground....maybe PG-13?

[twilightchristian13]

lol

[clkndggr]

Yeah right. That was hilarious.

[eddman1000]

that wasnt funny at all.

[KidAlucardX]

for all of you saying this isnt funny and hes wasting his life

#1 why are you watching this if thats what you think

#2 HE HAS TOURETTES STUPID

[felinamc]

He as tourettes? Really?

[artzlady4u]

Bob Saget didnt change from Full House. Full House is a show..... get to reality.

And go f*ck Kimmy Gibler.....

[tomnothingmoreorless]

that was off a radio show in 1998.

It was called a newfie farm song!

The end was changed tho.

It was if you don't like this song you can go fuck yourself.

[TheSynthExperience]

I love you God!

Bob Saget = God!

[atelophobia92]

your sad.

[volcom1513]

full house was better shame he is a dirty comedian (even thiough it is funny)

[Improvnewsie35]

He has always been like that. Its sad it really is.

[jonlia6]

How is it sad ? Are u sad becouse he does what he wants to do? haha:D

[Improvnewsie35]

no its sad that he is making such poor choices with his life. I just personally don't agree with using such profane ways in comedy. Where is the skill? Anybody can make ppl laugh when they swear and talk about sex. Thats not comedy its making people uncomfortable so they laugh it off.

[jonlia6]

If they laugh its funny and then i guess its comedy ;) If everybody can do it, why aint everybody doing it ?

Dont let such a stupid thing bring u down, what does it help ?

[Improvnewsie35]

I can see ur position. And its not bringing me down. Just look at the old comedians. Lucille Ball, Carol BUrnette, Bill Cosby. They were funny because of what they said. They rarely had to use swears or sexual innuendos to make people laugh. And its not bringing me down, I just would have more respect for him is he were to use REAL COMEDY not just swears and sexual things. But I totally don't want to argue. Just sharing my opinion :)

[TrippyJing]

There were probably dirty comedians back then, too. Problem is, you couldn't really get on TV that way. Which is why Saget didn't use any of his dirty material for the show.

[jcraighead07]

you know he doesnt just do dirty things, alot of it is actually pretty smart, he uses a lot of farce as well in his act but most americans dont get farce

[felinamc]

I see your opinion but look at society. Nothing sells anymore unless in includes drugs or sex.

[Improvnewsie35]

which is pretty darn sad in my opinion...

[BvK023]

Go FUCK Yourself!!!

[TrenRocksYou]

actually he went from this to full house then back to this

[JayK0by]

LQTM

[Flession]

Actually, he's always been vulgar. On set & off camera, he was constantly making these kind of jokes.

[xxlonestarxchickxx]

i heard that his shows are dumb...theyre bad from what i have been hearing..ur def right on that.

[marcolutge]

what is the bad words if he did not replace them? please reply

[unorthodoxatheism]

He wasn't really replacing them. The point of the song is to get people to think about the words rather than hear them.

The words are, in order: cock, dicks, whore, fuck, shit, cunt, balls

[JHargs50309]

What a STUD MUFFIN!

[REP12118]

my friend says that joke all the time now i no he got it from youtube lol

[detritus73]

nope, sorry. this is an old old joke

[REP12118]

no,serisoly!!

[detritus73]

yeah, but this is a pretty old joke, i must have read this online at least 4 or 5 years ago, he probably didn't get this from youtube

[tolucamex18]

Wow. That song is really creative.

[yprero]

i wonder how long it took put together all of those jokes into the words.

[yprero]

it also says a lot about our mental assumptions.

[DarkMaverik]

Bob Saget is a great comedian. Though I still remember him from his Full House days, it's not at all surprising hearing him lay it on.

[meacrob]

i can't really explain what it is about him, but he is not funny. hes a GD retard

[dcspike66]

This is a great video to watch. You find out who he really is.

[gabecollett]

hes allways been that way, he did Full House just for commerce, but hes an artist and a funny guy

I saw him in LA with his Daughters!

I was going to asx him for an autograph, but hes a busy man, you now

[REP12118]

u saw him!

[gabecollett]

yeah, i thought i was going to die

i saw him with my own dad whose from sf

rolling with saget, man

at la film theater with his daughters!

[REP12118]

u live in la? and cool!! did you see anyone else famous?

[gabecollett]

no, i dont live in la, my brother went to film school there

lixe Steve Urxell

I saw him at the theater i was going to say, saget you rox

and asx for an autograph, but decided to leave him his privacy

i live in sfbay area

have a good one, g

[REP12118]

do you like the show full house?

[gabecollett]

i saw it growing up

candace camerons hot

[REP12118]

For Christmas, I got the full house complete season dvd!! there is a lot of episodes I didnt see!! Merry Christmas!!! Happy New Year!! lol What did you get for Christmas??

[smashwhammy]

I liked America's Funniest Home Videos with Bob

[Dmenol]

ive seen him!!!!

[Dmenol]

ive seen him!!!!

[rexkid]

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[Jordacar]

I heard he did some good stand-up way back in the day before AFHV. I think I would like to check this out.

[coqui1337]

He was that way before Full House

[mtbx]

bob saget owns

[hxceer2]

haha i watched the whole thing on hbo saturday nite

[midgetonadonkey]

I'll eat your dog

and shine your shoes

fuck you

I'm a leprechaun

[rushtush]

actually he hasn't changed since Full House. His stand up was dirty long before he got the role as danny tanner

[5541236]

I loved this special

it was hilarious

[ninninbling]

bob is hott

[UndeadAngel993]

He is attractive....for a 51 year old.....

[ninninbling]

this is the Jamz , i was watchin this last night

[cheerlovingbitch]

this is hilarious i loved full house though he was good onn full house and hes histerical now I LUV SAGET!

[GoMavs2002]

my dog licked my ballsssssss

[ordealbyfire]

That is the best part of the stand up. THE REST OF THE STAND UP IS ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE. I'm telling you guys who haven't seen it, it's not worth it.

[einsp227]

Yep hes always been like that, ive seen outtakes from full house and he says all tyoes of nasty shit, danny tanner was just his charecter, but hes more funny then i ever thought.

[Shady0120]

Holy fucking hell that was funny

I got it on my DVR

The whole thing

:]

[budgy125]

Gawd that was so funny. I just watched last night and I laughed so hard. Where can I find the lyrics to that song and the my dog licked my balls one?

[SubRokrJay]

THAT SHYT WAS FUCKING FUNNY ASS HELL

[DBelement]

I'm going to memorize this by the end of the day

[Dangerous6]

anyone know any songs like this?

(not folk songs that arnt funny) example of what im looking for (South Park "Wendy's Cunt Song") Short Songs That Sound Dirty But Arnt..Please PM me if you do

[Dangerous6]

changed? hes been like that since 4ever

saw it all on hbo..damn was that shit funny

[SireDamien]

Yeah, seriously, he's been like that since the mid-80s. And yeah, that was fuckin' funny on HBO.

[mark67spidey]

god this song is fucken hilarious hahahahaha

[Perchik]

oh my god that was the funniest fucking special ever! "I'd Pay 5,oo Grand to See ET and Smeagal Fuck and Jareds on the Bottom" HEHEH SAGET RULES

[subzero1991]

im watchin right now

[Vulg4r]

I have accepted Bob Saget as my lord and savior.

[abt2d]

FYI Bob Saget will be signing the DVD in NYC on Monday August 27th at the FYE on Sixth Avenue and 51st at noon

[cjacobs83]

FYI Bob Saget: That Ain't Right Comes out on DVD on August 28th...

[Bowserrocks]

I want to see it so bad