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  • scientology mindfucked him so hard hes now crazy

  • Am i the only one who didn't understand a single word of what he was saying?

  • "Tom Cruise got semen on his back!" :P South Park knew it all along...

  • He didn't say anything, just said everything about nothing

  • scientology is a C-U-L-T !!!

  • this dude is frikin crazy.... either hes on drugs or hes actually crazy...

  • I'd like to give Scientology a go but I don't have the money you apparently need. Plus I hear its difficult and even dangerous to walk out.

  • I think he has some manic urge to help other people, but his view of "helping" is equal to spreading Scientology. He's just becoming crazier. He looks and sounds completely brainwashed, dazed, and deluded in the video.

  • What did he say that made him laugh? :L

  • 200 years from now, scientologists will call him a saint, don't you think he knows this?

    Saint Tom lol

  • Les Grossman would kick the shit out of this guy.

  • Why does the end sound like a movie trailer?

  • Fucking loony!!!!!! Stick to acting Tom. You are a bit dated and a bit wooden but I can't believe your religion - it stinks!

  • what a nut job

  • Tom Cruise is mentally off. Somethign happened to him when he joined this Scientology. Im not even trying to offend him but its quite clear that he is crazy now.

  • @jadesmyth191 I agree completely. I thought it was funny when I first started watching it, but then it became downright scary. It made my skin crawl. Especially that crazy look in his eyes. Katie's with him because she is just as deluded as he is. I hope she gets a grasp on reality and gets her kids and herself far away from him ASAP.

  • I wish I could be in his mind for like 10 minutes

  • Delusion. Cost: Nothing.

  • delusion

  • Is this for real or is he acting? This is very much how he acts in his films.

  • stick to acting tom....you fucking idiot

  • I think its funny how scientology was started by s sci fi writer who did it as a joke but a group of people said "Hey, this makes sense"!

  • This is such upper class (mostly white) American A1 bullshit. I'd love to see this fucker visit a subsistence culture in Indonesia or Papua New Guinea and tell them that this is the way of the future. If Tom needs some sort of professional help, then I feel sorry for him. If not, then he can take his science fiction writers, comicbook ideals on global problems and stick it up his overfed, overpaid, privileged ass.

  • @nickburrows70

    he's clearly an insane nutjob. why are you even bothering to analyse what he's saying in such depth? he's clearly lost his mind, nothing more to say.

  • He makes no sense...

  • Los Angeles is the only town with the patience and freedom to tolerate a person like T.C. - most other places would lock him up and throw away the key. It is entertaining, if one enjoys laughing at another person's psychosis.

    If this is what scientology produces in people, then it is obviously something to be avoided. He is being taken care of by them so that they have access to his money.

  • His laugh will haunt me to till the day I die.

  • Tom Cruise is awesome. He's just so, ummm, how do I describe him, ummm.... FUCKING MENTAL!

  • @lion354

    lawl, great comment.

  • Wow...Tom Cruise is nuts.

  • wtf??????for the girls....NOWONE IS PERFECT!!!!

  • van der beak

  • Poor katie holmes :-(

    Hey, James Van Der something, Dawson, whatever ur name is, go and save our girl from this fucking lunatic!! Take out his circuits if you have to. Just bring her back in one piece!

  • Why does he always talk like he's in a scene in a FUCKING MOVIE?? He's been in some good stuff but all those mindless blockbusters have fucked him up!! Everything is a fucking speech with him. Seriously, why can't he talk like a normal person??

  • @townsjim because he's NOT a normal person, He is a scientologist. XD

  • How self-important IS this dick???

  • He is always performing. Doesn't have a clue what the fuck he is saying, he just puts the emotion on saying it.

  • my god he is actually mentally ill

  • "Okay guys here is the deal. We are going to join a cult where you have to pay to believe in. Okay? Secondly, we must believe in this alien called Xenu who came to use so many years ago in a plane before it was even invented.. Oh, by the way. You have frozen souls inside you called Thetans who make you feel down, not your emotions" Freaking idiots is what they are.

  • Why does he believe that he is the only one who can help in an accident? CHANTING TO A DYING MAN ABOUT XENU WONT SAVE HIM!!!! LEAVE THAT TO THE DOCTORS!!

  • in a minute we will hear chacarron chacarron

  • HELP ME TOM

  • I don't think Tom Cruise Himself understands this babble. I think understanding is that this is tom after a crack binge. Hey thats just me.

  • Is he high?

  • @kraftsportNO There can't be any other explanation. Or he may have been hypnotised a few years ago, and the hypnotist forgot to bring him out of the trance. So now he believes his life is one long movie which will be released when he dies. Either way, he is one messed up little man.

  • wat the eff is he talking about?....weird

  • I think I have to check my bull&@$% to English dictionary to understand this.

  • He spends 10 minutes talking and doesn't say a thing.

  • i dunno, he's saying, "i'm a brainwashed, self-absorbed nut who thinks he is the most important person in the world"

  • wat's with mission impossible theme lols!!!

  • Most of the viewpoints expressed are legit and sound and admirable, but unfortunately Mr. Cruise channels his focus through Scientology. Unfortunate.

  • See kids, this is what acid does.

  • its almost as if they just stuck him in a room with a camera, said "ok have at it" and left the room...

  • was this an interview or a fucking monologue... not only is he not answering questions, hes just not making any god damn sense!!!

  • What are you talking about he doesn't make any sense? have you ever read Dianetics by Lafayette Ronald Hubbard? I know that Scientology is the only way to true and happiness! End of story!

  • @BentHenny

    Are you referring to the child molestor, Ron Hubbard?

  • I wish he didn't go crazy =/ I used to enjoy his movies too.

  • 8:41

  • hmm...as what jesus had already told us in bible...one sign of end of the day is ...'they will be a new 'jesus' like me on that time.."..Jesus is right!

  • someone drank the koolaid.

  • It´s you who need help, buddy !!! He went totally mad!

  • it's actually kinda sad that he really believes the rantings of a failed science fiction writer and heavy drug addict. He talks about Psychiatry as a pseudo science and he spends most of his energy believing science fiction. wow your a god man :) lol

  • Does this guy ever complete a sentence?

  • something you have to earn lol, you pay to become a science

  • 4:23

  • He's so passionate and willing to sacrifice his expertise for the benefit of others.

    If only it was in the right context.

  • your so full of shit

  • yea passionate about being a total fucking nutjob.

  • Shame how he got brainwashed/anal probed.

  • cruise rightly your thoughts tom!

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  • Brain Wash poor guy

  • Gosh this music is just over and over it's hard to listen to what he's trying to say with that music.

  • LOL. Greaaaattt.... announcing you are a member of a cult.. Good job Tom Cruise....

  • holy crap! :|

  • what is "KSW"? Toms says "for me it really is KSW".

  • On Wikipedia writes: Keeping Scientology Working (KSW) is a Church of Scientology policy letter that serves as the keystone for a series of related policy letters written by church founder L. Ron Hubbard. Dated 7 February 1965, it lays out ten points relating to the preservation of Scientology's standard tech and the eradication of non-standard tech. Violating any of these ten points is considered a serious ethics violation and can lead to being declared a suppressive person.

  • keep scientology working

  • what he wants to do is great. i think everybody should help the world in any way. but he just seems dazed in some way.. brainwashed

  • create the new reality????? i think the guy started with the best of intentions but he's been so totally warped and brainwashed by a dangerous cult and now needs to return to planet earth. i remember when the scientolgists tried to get me into their little cult .... weird bunch of very lost people

  • Ground Control to Major Tom, what Planet are you on?.....

    He's definately lost his grip on reality.... or did he ever have a grip in the first place!

    It's about time Tom checked himself into the Lunatic Asylum.

  • $cientologists have the capability of exteriorizing and Tom is speaking to us from the Ice planet Hoth.

    It´s so nice of you Tom, that u want to help us. We all sleep better at night, lol.

  • oh ur changing peoples lives alright

  • lol...wow...one too many boogies 4 ole maverick!!!!

  • awesome MI theme

  • Whaaat the...????

  • He's the reason the extra-tight straitjacket was invented.

  • Say, Kids! Do you live in the Los Angeles area? Do you do a lot of driving? Ever been in a car accident?

    If you have, and Tom Cruise, or any $cientologist, stopped by and helped ('cause, y'know, they're the only ones who can), then by all means, please: Pipe up. Let's hear it. Lotta Scios in the LA area, and a lotta cars. Someone MUST have been helped. Anyone? Here's your chance. Testify, Pilgrim! Let's hear those Scientology car accident stories. Have at it.

  • LOL

    You, Djangeaux, have just satisfied the conditions of a an epic WIN.

  • I think paramdecis are the only people that can help at a traffic accident unlike the idiot "Health Misnisters" that abuse the medical staff at Morton Plant Hopital while lording over the poor COS underlings that are trying to get assistance.

  • 9:27 and i still dont know what he was talkin about... did he lose his mind or?

  • my head HURTS! wtf is wrong with this idiot?

  • Remember that freedom of religion is a human right, folks. Scientologists are entitled to worshipping their bullshit.

  • Yeah except scientology isnt a religion. Its a fucking money making scam. You have to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to be of a high rank. My theory is they blackmail rich and famous people under the guise of religion.

  • I'm not a violent person at all but some for reason I want to crush this assholes ribcage with my bare hands

  • we can rehabilitate criminals....LOOOL. plz, stop listening to what he is saying, and just pay attention to the mission impossible theme in the back. LOL

  • That's not the original MI tune, just check it out.

  • i can't believe what he has done to katie holmes! putting her through some special diet that isnt nutritional causing her to lose weight! its a sick way of life and they need to wake up to themselves

  • I think he takes special medicine...

  • Orly?

  • WASTEMAN

  • and 46 lol

  • 36 and 11 seconds lol (sticks the middle finger)

  • Psychobabble

  • 10 minutes of drivel I couldn't get past the first two minutes.

  • I really don't know how Nicole lated 10 yrs with this guy.He seems demanding and pushy!and i don't think he even know's what his talking about.I have a great idea Tom.You have all those money and instead of donating it to your "money down the drain Church of Scientology" go change a few lives fot the unfortunate around the world.

  • he's crazy and should never been cast in Valkyrie.. why is he laughing like a maniac? crazy freaking scientologist

  • He is very misled, and he and oprah and all the other celebrity cult followers and leaders are missleading and damning many eternally!

  • i love the music XD

  • "i have me own ehtics to put in some one elses ethics"

    CLASSIC!

  • scientologists are evil

  • As funny as this is, what is the difference between the alien in the sky and the guy that sits in the sky and listens and knows everything? I'd almost believe there are aliens over a guy sitting in the clouds.

  • but tom cruise...all religions are ridiculous. What made you think this one is different?

  • Because it was started by a science fiction writer... Lol

  • huh, you need to join a religion to have the compassion to help someone in need? wow.

  • Scientology: The world's dumbest way to go broke and insane at the same time.

  • what a load of bollocks!!tom cruise you are an idiot and a crazy one at that

  • WOW TOM you are looking so serious about a shit cult.

    CHILL OUT mother fucker because nobody gives a shit and fuck off

  • His gone mad lool

  • Why did they cut off most of the scenes where Tom cracks up? It's all a joke you know. :D Awesome one too. He has the balls.. Hah! And you all are such an idiots beliving everything you see... You probably belive in superstitions like "God" and all.

  • Love this guy, he hangs it out there. The dude lives the dream and has the guts to believe in something different.....

  • yes... believing that alien souls are trapped inside our bodies is truly credible stuff..

  • Loser

  • WTF...I cant believe he saying that shit. Ok the whole time is was waiting for Ashton to come out and say "you've been punk" Ok the whole are you going to and help...ummm hellllo some ppl are leaders and some are followers. Hey Tom that why we have Police and the law. Let them take car of it. I bet he wouldnt turn into Captain Save-A-Ho

  • Oh, god, he really needs to be locked up...

  • jeez, he's so crazy it's almost cool

  • Tom Cruise is fucking insane.

  • Tom Cruise runs in all his movies because the mind and soul of the real Tom Cruise from Top Gun is trapped inside the crazy, scientologist Tom Cruise and is trying to escape.

  • "Go away gay thoughts!!! Go away!!!" *runs away screaming*

  • 'We are the authorities on the mind' - quite a bold little statment there, isn' it.

  • If Tom Cruise wants to help, then he can give me a few million to me from his last movie he did.

  • This is Something i want to say to the world.

    Scientology is the biggest Heap of Bullshit i have ever heard and Tom Cruise is a retarded Lunatic

  • "I've cancelled that in my area" is my favorite line

  • some1 tell me wut this video is about cuz i realy dont feel like wasting 10 mins of my life

  • tom cruise is a fucking loonie. a serious, serious fucking loonie. that's the gist of it.

  • scientology is for fuckin weirdos and baby eaters

  • thanks for the urls

  • Thanks For the Links on the side.

  • IT's bullshit , like taken out of a Science fiction movie, it's about nuclear n stuff. The creator of the scientologists was a Science fiction book wrighter before he came up with this story.. just to earn money.. :/

  • I guess its fair to say its good to be happy. i respect this church, and what they think what they are doing is right...

    At least theyre not hurting anyone or trying to enforce their views onto others.

    but this is just my opinion

  • so its ok to brainwash people and steal money from them? haha ok.

  • Only if they are rich and powerful then yes.

    Then they can do whatever you want.

  • very funny joke but if you are not google operation snow white or lisa McPherson

  • They are, man. They are. Jet Travolta died due to complications of a brain/emotional illness because his father, John Travolta, and the Church of Scientology forbid psychology exams. The evil bastards should all be wiped from the Earth.

  • what a crazy asshole

  • It´s not wrong to try and help people but he just sounds stupid or just straight out lost.

    I don´t think the work or writings of one person can be the only right thing believe.

    I´m just saying a normal functioning person should not behave like that, I once had a friend that started behaving like that and not only were she drug addict she was also a member of the mormon church. That says a lot I think.

  • wuts tom cruise's youtube account i wanna post something like "i am Xenu! fear me or ill plague you with thetans! mruahuahahahahaha!"

  • Ladies and gentleman, the face of a cult.

  • WOW! This moron is highest earning actor IN THE WORLD! How is that possible? Sara Palin makes more sense than this guy. What is he on, anyways?

  • Okay he is CRAZY! but cute as hell!

  • Freaky. He is talking as if he were the reincarnated JC! :O And he says everything so vaguely, what is he thinking? Maybe he is pretending what scientology is... "you see things the way they are"? What on earth does that mean!!! Either he is messing with substances or fame has made him loose his mind!

  • Know what I think when I go past an accident? That paramedics and properly trained people are on the way, because even though my heart goes out to the injured I'm not capable of doing anything for them. I doubt Tom is either.

    Honestly, what, does he believe he can do better than doctors, paramedics? How ridiculous.

  • tom cruise raped me

  • Since keeping a straight face or controlling his attitude is his job I don't blame him for having a somewhat random behaviour when he's off duty. But if we're gonna go by facts I'm not really sure what he's talking about. All I got out from viewing this once was: "You're with us or you're not. We can help with everything from cleaning your toilet properly to encourage you to be a responsible adult, and if it's an investment we might give you some money."?

  • tom cruise said you cant just be a scientologist you have to earn it...what he meant to say was you have to earn millions of dollars and be gullable to be a scientologist...theres one word to sum tom cruise up CRAZYNUTMOTHERFUCKINGPSYCHO

  • What The Hell Is So Funny About An SP?

    He Was Laughing Like A Mother Fucker

  • man fuck this dude

    can't believe i called this idiot one of my favorite actors

    wht a fucking idiot

    he doesn't know wtf hes tlking about

  • is he high or something ?,, i feel sorry for his wife having 2 hear this shit all day from tom boy... has anyone seen the boston legal ep with science tology... james spader sums it up quite well :P

  • yeah your life must be amazing compared to Katie Holmes'.

  • i cant go on vacations either bcuz i know :(

  • this is how you commit career suicide

  • Pathetic Idiot!!!

  • on board= getting ripped off $ or not on baord= not getting ripped off-$. Tom cruise qoutes "carrying my load...I still feel like i gotta get MORE" which means he wants more of people's money. hmmm damn what a hard decision to make lol :)

  • tom cruise is a faggot, I mean COME ON, that dick head who wrote that so called "bible" was doing drugs and why would anyone believe that shit "OH LETS BELIEVE IN ALIENS THAT HAD PLANES AND ALIENS THAT LOOKED LIKE PEOPLE DEE DOOP BEEP BOP BOP IT HAS TO BE TRUE BECAUSE I GET PAID MILLIONS OF DOLLARS A YEAR WHOOPY BOPPY BOP" heh, idiots, hope they realize someday that all of this is bull shit and they are wasting their time with it.

  • It's all just as stupid as other religions, snakes never spoke, no one created earth in seven days and at no point ever have two animals of every species been together on a man-made boat because the man who claims to love them is going to kill everyone with weather.

  • I'm not going to insult you, but God wasn't really a God of love untill after the floods.

    2nd of all, we have no idea what 7 days actually meant in an omnipotent person's mind. It could be from the edge of the galaxy at the time.

    It could've just been something(Devil) sending messages to Adam and Eve's heads while a snake was nearby.

    Not saying it's stone cold fact, or that you're a dick but I could go ahead and insult everything you believe in if I wanted too.

    It's all beliefs man.

  • Fair point to make, I don't believe it, I have no beliefs.

  • Fag!!!!

  • This seems so hypocritical. "I try to do everything I can". Do you think if it meant selling SOME of what he has and living on less because of it he would do it? If it meant having to give up just a fraction of his lavicious lifestyle. I highly doubt it.

  • It is Tom Cruise's responsibility to change the world. Poverty, global warming, corruption, wars, deprivation and accidents on the road are his headache. So why should we get involved? Let him get busy.

  • What a lesbian.

  • What a douche.

  • you want peace and happiness?

    stop trying to convince people that scientology is the answer.

    Think as a human being, with compassion for your fellow man, rather than holding a superiority complex against everyone who apparantly "isn't on board"

  • Why do people give 2 shits what he thinks ... Actors are idiots.

    In the old days they wer Court Jesters!!

    They are for entertainment ONLY!!!!

    The tend to be VERY fickel people who get paid too much money tell sell things and read lines... thats it.. I like Toms movies.. But I wouldnt ask him for his ideas on anything.. hes just an Actor.. Id buy his Movies.. but not his BS..

  • What a rambling....beautiful

  • creepy laugh!!! I can't sleep tonight because i'm afraid he will come in my house and kill me (Then he'll do that crazy evil laugh!)

  • ...It doesn't even make sense. The bassline in the background doesn't make him sound any less retarded.

  • maybe hes got a Body Raisin and thats why he's so crazy now...fuck google scientology terms...you're DB mr cruise...Degraded Being. Someone so infested with Body Thetans, evil spirits, as to be in-auditable or insane. Also used as a general derogatory term. "These psychs are all DB's; without the tech, they won't make it."