Star Wars: The Holiday Special Part II

[tyrateous]

some one needs to kill lucas

[Nerevarineownsyou]

@tyrateous not even Lucas could make this tragedy, and he didn't.

[MrLazerBlade]

Lol, it was the late 70's when this came out people. Give 'em a break.

[Gir3222]

"Where's chewbacca"

" RRRRRR" "RAWR " RRRR" ARRRRR"

"DUDE STFU I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING OVER YOUR FUCKING GROWLING!"

[schallrd1]

I hate to say this but I think the Wookies are all autistic.

[choshu]

So anyone up to Fan Subbing this? :P

[DeikunZeon]

i love all the clever, thought-provoking dialogue. lines like "rrrrrrrrrr" "aaaaarrrrrrrrr" and "rrrrrrrgggggg".

[DrEckener]

As an observant Jew, I find it a particularly tricky, loaded, and problematic question when using the term "worse than Auschwitz." However...

[greenbeana214]

In the 70's this was the shit

Today it's still shit

[TaylorDirtbag]

Itchy looks like my asscrack

[ScumGuppy]

Mark looks like a Jew dyke.

[ScumGuppy]

Oh, and I want to fuck Itchy.

[ScumGuppy]

This eats the shit-nuts out of my motherfucking goddamn ass-balls fuck.

[bantam316]

this is on a par with Vader saying "No Noooooooooooooooo" lol god he really destroyed star wars didn't he

[NormanRB]

Boy. Nobody tells a story like Lucas, eh?

[zedfenix]

what was I watching? o.o

[Emojelloful]

WWWW TTTTT FFFFFF

[nielsb90]

At first I was like; wtf... Then I was like W..T...F..!? And theeen I was like hahahaha

[TerryLeeForevernever]

Why did the show pause at 2:27 til 3:30??

[jebediahbrownmit]

If you watch the first minute with your eyes closed, it becomes obvious that the audio is actually a recording of cows fucking in front of an orchestra.

And yet this is still a better experience than watching it with your eyes open.

[SHADOSTRYKR]

after the dancing holograms I was done

[Kiringat]

Cewbacca's dad is going to give me nightmares...

[HeathenSaxon]

117 nerfherders.

[pochopaz7381]

This is as bad as sonichu... and thats saying something

[theunknownmushroomz]

This is why George Lucas was pissed off this is a a butt load of Gungan crap!

[lordnarbas]

fuck, that old white haired Wookey looks like a lump of shit

[rarevideosandfilms]

what the f---??

[osmdude101]

ALL THESE COMMENTS ARE JUST AMAZING..

[efesties]

Why does Chewbacca's son remind me of Eric Cartman from South Park? O.o

[VampySnoopy08]

this is almost as awesome as watching spanish soap operas...

[DontSayItMarie]

Can everyone Skype with Wookies?

[Luban82]

George Lucas was drunk???

[AbijahMan9]

ugh.. my stomach...

[gavd97]

Who thought this was a good idea?

[ToastedBlackjack]

I wonder if George Lucas wrote the entire Wookiee dialog himself. Or if the band Supernova help him out. :)

[ZatchShowbiz]

I have memorized all of itchy's dialouge. And I haven't even watched part 3.

[wiseidiot5763]

What's that Lassie? Chewbacca's not there yet?

[Romarinho89]

Itchy and Lumpy WTF Kashykk aint no Damn Family friendly planet what is this horse manure ?

[LolEYEHasFun]

the cinematography is outstanding, its almost like the chewbaca's are trying to tell me something

[JOEYNOVACHECK]

This is so terrible... but I must keep watching...

[Reoh0z]

2:27 until 3:27 - Staring contest.

[Reoh0z]

What incredable dialogue, its brilliant!

[northoforacle]

My cats watch this and run

[Fataltyler08]

God this sucks

[BestTits]

I just cut my own hand off, and yeah watching this hurt more.

[123ocelot]

arent they all suppsoe to be inslaved by the empire mr galen marek XD

[xintrospecx]

wow the effects are so much better then the movies... does enyone know why they didnt produce it like this??

[toxicjubilations]

This is physically painful to watch. And this scene of grunts and growls is never-ending. WHYYY AM I STILL WATCHING

[D4X4D]

I once got IrIaIpIeIdI by a black guy... It was better than this.

[D4X4D]

I once got raped by a black guy... It was better than this.

[D4X4D]

I once got raped by a black guy... It was better than this.

[TheAdawg1789]

Wait, one of these things is called Lumpy?

[thestranger4812]

When is this due on blu-ray?

[blaxicat2005]

Uhhhhhh...........Im going to go watch barney now....or maybe even the teletubies!

[Reanimatorable]

What the hell is this?

[TwiztedSound]

WHATSUUUUUUUUUP!

[danthelambboy]

If this is not any better than part 1 i don't think i'll be seeing part 3

[linxMuppet]

Watching this gave me cancer.

[philateliceun]

I can't believe people were actually able to create this. I would have resigned no matter how big the pay was. This is like reissuing the Goldberg Variations 1981 recordings but with Electric drums and electric powerchord guitars edited under it to "attract a larger audience". This is just 100% pure heresy and was probably a remainder from a deal GL did with the businessmen behind SW for money. This stuff happens often, its called a deal with the Devil.

[DarthRushy]

Tracking down all copies is now impossible due to Internet, anyone can currently just download it and put it on DVD.

[DarthRushy]

I think I am a pretty tough fan:I am capable of watching the HS and be fine.

[brandonman94]

2:17 "wtfisthisshit?

[SaintOwnerLP]

this is pretty gay lol

[tsjrlover]

OMG, this is horrible.

[justinium77]

Grrrrrrrowllll!



[HevMetGeek]

DAME THOSEHAIRY KOREANS AND THIRE DAME LAGUAGES

[MyPantsAreSomewhere]

@HevMetGeek wow dude kill urself right now.

[mendel7]

lol this is hilarious!

[GliTCH11]

This is still a superior piece of film-making when compared to the Phantom Menace.

[AnalEvisceration88]

@GliTCH11 Phantom menace had the epic saber duel tho

[yingyanggamer]

@GliTCH11 What the hell was wrong with the Phantom Menace?

[seaweedprincess]

@GliTCH11 Or any of the prequels, really.

[deltacanuckian]

@GliTCH11 Minus Jar Jar, I didn't think Phantom Menace was that bad. The Duel of the Fates made up for just about anything that went wrong anyways, that was just badass. Attack of the Clones on the other hand.... *facepalm*

[ThePalaeontologist]

@GliTCH11 Har har...but the Phantom Menace was epic, come on admit it. There is a bandwagon people like to jump on. If Jar Jar is the general hub of Phantom Menace hate, then it is enclosed by a wall of positive aspects; Qui Gon Jinn. Need I remind you, Qui Gon Liam fucking Neeson Jinn. Obi Wan Kenobi as a Padawan. Darth Maul - as Dooku says in the EU, a barbarian let off a leash, but still cool and you know it. Iain McDiarmid as the kindly senator aka DARK LORD OF THE SITH and so on. Ok I....

[ThePalaeontologist]

@ThePalaeontologist ...know the Podracing bit was in itself a whole saga of cheesy rubbish; from the two headed commentator thing and the cheesy lines of Anakin. I know that Jar Jar and his whole race is, 'problematic'. I know the Neimoidians are generally, err, annoying. Oh and yes I will put my hands up and say that the whole thing could have been pulled off far more elegantly as it were....but spare a thought. I love the Phantom Menace because it just fits perfectly in the Saga without trying

[TheFlanker35]

@ThePalaeontologist,

They should remake the Phantom Menace entirely without Jar-Jar and edit out some of the stupid lines and failed catch-phrases from Annakin. 

Jar-jar was not meant to be racist though. It was just meant to be comic relief, but it epically failed because of bad timing.

[imagineerboi]

@GliTCH11 Oh hell no, I'd much rather sit through the Phantom Menace than this. Heck, I'd rather sit through 24 hour footage of Jar Jar Binks than this.

[Serena2009ification]

@imagineerboi

24 hours of Jar Jar...? XD Oh, man....you have a dirty mind. You must have missed your calling of dreaming up 'interrogation' techniques for the U.S. military.

[plaka999]

@GliTCH11 wookie acting better than that in the PM too :)

[zedfenix]

@GliTCH11 you say that and the phantom menace episode was legit compared to episode 2.....

[cmndrGIGGLES]

what

[cmndrGIGGLES]

the

[cmndrGIGGLES]

fuck

[wingy158]

maybe george was on a different gene of mushrooms when he wrote this....

[007themurman]

@wingy158 Actually george lucas never wrote this he was to was to busy working on the movie the empire strikes back.

[JAI9ER]

chewys dad an evil bastered all that kid was doin was playing

[7Starslayer7]

25 george lucas made 25 accounts and disliked it :P

[MsDiva1955]

i like it

[APocketOfTime]

Lol @ the views. A 100 000 drop between Part 1 and 2.

[Bushy162]

SICK

[Danthious]

wow...this is just as bad as Robocop 3!!

[132Dende]

what kind of drugs was george on at 1:55?

[TsangSato]

ha ha ha shockingly bad.

[CaptainCornkernel]

Okay, I made it to part 2. So far, only mildly annoyed. I just have to keep telling myself that it's not as bad as Jar Jar Binks to survive.

[Boomoutgothelights]

Holy shit this is so fuckin bad

[ActraiserIII]

This think reeks of the seventies. Luke Stardust gets sprayed by R2 and yells "what's up?" when no one said anything. Just what type of smoke was that. Of course none of this has anything on Carrie Fisher. Just you wait.

[spike100000000000]

... i feel like im on a acid trip..

[seonidh]

Oh please just bring a troop of stormtroopers in to shoot the wookies please.

[japeneseninja]

2:17 ???

[clashrogers]

Nostalgia Critic: Woah, when did Skywalker turn into a Ken doll?

[zee339]

WTF with the little gay man dancing on the tabletop?

[nihaymachine97]

1:27... WTF!?!?

[nihaymachine97]

This is horrific

[loosekarrott]

sorry george. i tried to watch this. i really did... but... but...

[ganjaking187]

what the fuck did i just watch lmfao

[BDag88]

the dad looks like the thing you thought was under your bed as a kid

[TheHazzzze]

After 10 minutes of "Rawr", "Rawr", "Rawr", I was begging the imperials to destroy the whole planet. It would be a mercy.

I was curious how bad this would have to be if the guy that created Ja JA Bink wanted it scrubbed from history. I got my answer.

[Rescueswimmer85]

Anyone ever take a shit so hard, that you contemplate whether or not your going to survive? You can't breath, your face is turning beat red...

....yeah it's like that. How am I typing?

[bigbaldman71]

I liked the part where the furry one said, "Rawr".

[evelynaustin1]

this is like destroying my love for star wars.

[F1brawfa]

Haha this is so ridiculus and idiotic , Lucas wanted to destroy all copies of this but he missed one hahaha

[zidanetriball]

a small peace of me died when i saw this

[guitarnashelter]

taste the major suckage ya fuckin nerds

[AddAsFriend2011]

were they trying to cancel empire strikes back?

[ion010101]

Why is Mark Hamill being played by Ellen DeGeneres.

[robertkurt2]

@ion010101 That comment was f-ing hilarious! LMAO

[MrAntybiotik]

Owwwwwwwwwwww, my fucking eyes!

[luveran333]

Fuck..... id rather see a "predator " family christmas

[DJRoadkill18seven]

this is fuckin funny,so painful

[cyborgninja42]

What's with the big gap? And since when did Luke understand Wookiee?

[TheFanfreak16]

tell me wu the FUCKIN HELL r they sayin put subtitles or somethin jesus christ did they get high like charlie sheen

[kimflodin]

what the fuck

[aidakensuke]

Now i hate Wookies. Burn in Hell

[eggheadnin]

@aidakensuke they burn easier too :D

[marinegny70]

First, I apologize for blasting like I did, I do enjoy seeing this again, I watched it when it aired back in 78, it was great for kids then, we never read to much into shows and movies, we never OVER-thought them, or overanalyzed them, thank you whoever uploaded this, the only complaint, lol, was the volume level caught me offguard.....I had it up and it was louder than I thought, but a great show and thank you for the post

[marinegny70]

Most people take things to GODDAMN SERIOUS, OK , it was made in the 70s which was the age of campy knock-offs, IF YOU DONT FUCKING LIKE IT, TURN IT THE FUCK OFF, THAT IS WHY THERE IS A GODDAMN BACK BUTTON ,

[FlameFoxBoy]

2:30 ITS A FUCKING GREMLEN!

[DeepSnowBand]

Thumbs up if Google Translate should have a Wookie option!!!

[Tahux007]

3:35 XD XDD?



[MsTania66]

TOO MANY GUTTERAL NOISES

[DarthAzmul]

This sucks so much its hilarious.

[homlepung]

i just got this urge to poke my eyes out

[walecs2]

Wow, it's more boring than 2001 A space odissey

[RagDollMovies]

@walecs2 yeah and at east 2001 was a good movie, special effects outdates anything made that time

[OMGiTzJOE12]

Press Number 5

Dont laugh

[darthspuds254]

@joetheindianful George Lucas did not play a big role in making this bullshit so its not all his fault that it sucks like hell. He even tried to destroy all copies of this crap, but some are still left on the face of this earth. They need to be tracked down and destroyed before some poor bastard tries to make more copies and sell them on Netflix.

[ion010101]

@darthspuds254 It's probably popular with gay Doctor Who fans.

[albatross1977]

@darthspuds254 as bad as this is, its still better than the prequals.

[superskeetospro]

@joetheindianful You are awesome.

[BryceC2000]

@joetheindianful if u hate this, u suck

[mytube01707]

@joetheindianful nice one am sure she is a bitch! :)

[MjXllcommando]

Im high as a kite and this STILL SUCKS!!! George Lucas, please kill yourself. im serious.

at least i know where TIm and Eric got a lot of their ideas

[MrIHasCrayons]

script...

mother: "rawr"

son: "rawr

grandpa: "rawr"

mother: "rawr"

son: "rawr"

all in all its very original

[vincefaro]

lol

[jasrogg]

Fuck it im just gonna say it Chewbacca looks nothing like his parents.I would need a shoebox full of cocaine to enjoy this movie

[jasrogg]

Fuck it im just gonna say it Chewbacca looks nothing like his parents.

[frobie54]

What in the name of George Lucas am I watching?

[f0hl]

How many damn minutes are they speaking wookie???? I dont belive this is writte by George Lucas..............

[therubixman]

can someone translate this for me? I don't speak wookie :p

[Plumavision]

Those wookies sure watch a lot of TV, each on his own set too. Art imitates life, after all.

[TheLoneWolf1124]

what a terrible editing job. i love the end were hes like "whats up!!"

[HorenziAndTheAlps]

Luke's haircut makes him look like Alexander the Great. It's way too blond

[HorenziAndTheAlps]

2:30-3:25 was censored due to Itchy watching extremely wild, hardcore wookie porn.

[HorenziAndTheAlps]

Really? A Grandpa wookie?

[datruthseeka]

@HorenziAndTheAlps and you dont know what any of them are saying!!

[JakeTannery]

I love how there aren't any subtitles to this whatsoever. It's just a whole heaping serving of grunts and warbles that seem to be like it's supposed to mean things. This added with the nice dose of bizarre sequences and disturbed dancing holograms makes this just trippy.

[08mlascelles]

im gonna be honest, i love this. i mean, it's pure unadulterated shit, but its fucking hilarious, even better when high.

[avatar4life100]

Uhh it could be even worse with gungans or ewoks

[JejunumJake]

For anyone wondering about Luke's insane make-up and hair, Mark Hamill had just been in a serious car wreck, and all that goop was the only way to cover up his scars. You wonder why Luke's face looks so puffy and nasty in the beginning of Empire Strikes Back? That's what he'd have looked like without all those prosthetics.

[seahorse77]

Itchy is a hot bitch

[Humbertusmarius]

I felt sorry for the entire cast and their descendants when I saw it on TV. 

[hotpopvideos]

If the wookies didn't kill me, R2's smoky fart at the end sure as hell did.

[Jermyn78]

This is just fucking horrible. Still it could be worse, they could have done a PREQUEL to the holiday special where everyone is celebrating Christmas with the Gungans...

[TheRealGojiraGirl75]

Mark Hamill is so cute here<3

But the whole thing is just awful!

[blackdragon63830]

Is this really star wars, lol I mean just awful

[Gojiraking1]

I'm sorry George Lucas, but why would you ever even think to help out with this?!?

[ForlornHope1337]

What

The

Fuck?

[2rattatta]

"Whats up?" LUKE DOESN'T SAY "Whats up!"

[BeyondTHEGrave111]

I bet during the 70's kid's were like dad come watch this star wars is awesome! and they watched it cause it was the holidays and they had to be nice. Then they saw this shit.

[Apokalipsz42]

I actually feel sorry for Mark Hamill ......

[clone544]

when those dancing things come the wookies are like what the fuck?

....ok, this Wookie scene is WEIRD. O.oï»