Petey Greene's How to Eat a Watermelon With Subtitles

[OtherD1]

LDT sent me here

[SuperTyrionLannister]

@OtherD1 No one cares. YOu're a faggot.

[Solado]

Probably one of the best videos on the internet, my quest for niggers eating watermelon is completed.

[VengefulRonin]

That man knows how to enjoy a watermelon.

[jo3kerking]

Y is this nigga screaming bout eating Watermelon...this is jus crazy lol hahahaha...He keep lending back every time he take a bite like he busted a fat nut. He need 2 b the advocate of proper watermelon eating 4 niggas...At 3:00 this dude talking bout beating down White women n correct Salt 2 Waltermelon ratio....hahahaha This is Funnier than "Chocolate Rain"

[dbzfan66]

@HeLovesCulture What are you, 12?

[beachnyc]

As the original poster of this video, (and yes, it IS my original posting), this "translation" is just unbelievably bad. "Sometimes they motion to put liquor in it?" PLEASE..."Sometimes they got a notion to put liquor in it." And "put it back, inside that hood???" It's back, inside that HULL. It's a watermelon hull! Damn. If you can't understand, it, don't try to subtitle it.

[dbzfan66]

@beachnyc I'm pretty sure I got the correct version.

[MrRelkeb]

*slurp* *smack* *smack* *slurp* "LAWD HAVE MERCY..." *smack* *slurp*

[OMGitzTheKiid]

EVERY TAYLOR GANG FAN GO LOOK UP KHALIFA GREEN !!! ITs WIz Khalifa's version of this.... TGOD

[EddieArcadian657]

How the hell can any black person on earth defend watermelon as being an unfair black stereo type after this shit?? Shut up! Nigga please...

[EddieArcadian657]

How the hell can any black person on earth defend watermelon as being an unfair black stereo type after this shit?? Shut up!

[Deletervirus]

This guy is terrible at understanding what black people say :l

[ExtremeTerrorEast]

What do you call a white duck?

A QUAKER LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[dbzfan66]

@ExtremeTerrorEast Nigga you ghay

[mattzzz14]

I think I just overdosed on stereotype

[krakhaid]

The part with toothpicks, he was saying "roasting ear," which is just an ear of corn you cook on the grill.

[Edazer]

Lawl, was I the only one nerdy enough to pause the video a bunch of times to read the Atheist remarks? Hahaha...

[modestperv]

lol two old country Obama's

[stix471]

i love the passion he has for his watermelon from 2:01 to 2:08

[cmtgforever]

@dbzfan66 go play in rush hour traffic

[akkadianarab]

my god...its true

[Boma1914]

He's saying "Roasted Ear" or Corn for you non-country folks out there.

[lilkaliyg]

This is a real COON...where did they find this muffucka? he sounds str8 outta roots....smh lets get it together black folks...shout out to wiz khalifa for directin my attn this way

[BossUp400]

whyy he so loud

man he gotta be drunk

[MelodyMaker151]

The lip smacking is killing me ... LMAO

[mejiadeabueno]

HAHAHAH 2:16

[keepitonnpopin]

you can tell a white persn made da subtitles cuz the kept puttin nigger instead of nigga ...!! fuckin crackers

[dbzfan66]

@keepitonnpopin For real son! Dem crackers be pissin' me off cause they know how to spell Nigger right!

[keepitonnpopin]

@dbzfan66 lmao i know they probably dnt even understand this video.

[dbzfan66]

@keepitonnpopin Yeah nigger! That's the truth! With some cheeze on it! Aint no meatloaf between these buns!

[keepitonnpopin]

@dbzfan66 lmao!!

[arm7420]

@dbzfan66

yea, lets get mad at people who can spell!

[RamsesTheGreat982]

@keepitonnpopin You can tell that a black person made this comment because it has no idea how to spell words or shows any form of knowledge.

[2014kyle]

THEM SUBTITLES AINT HAVE SHIT 2 DO WIT WHAT HE WAS SAYIN BUT AINT THIS THA NIGGA THEY MADE THE MOVIE BOUT

[dbzfan66]

@2014kyle Will Smith?

[flemingkillacam4]

Wiz Khalifa wild ass shit , blow some kush and watch dis funniest shit ever lmao

[NiGHTSS01]

legend

[gmholt2008]

I am not laughing at al... BORING!

[dbzfan66]

@gmholt2008 Sir, I don't think you understand. this video isn't designed for humor. It's simply a translation so we can tell what the nigger is saying.

[lilbutch1125]

Wiz Khalifa Sent me heree.!! Let me get thumbs up if he sent you

[traceyadams14]

awww mann My boy wiz had me go to do this... mannn dis is to funny

[dbzfan66]

@traceyadams14 Did Wiz Khalifa really say something about this video?

[NorfBoy55]

@traceyadams14 lol me 2

[thecheese101592]

Was that realy on the news?

[dbzfan66]

@thecheese101592 What news?

[thecheese101592]

@dbzfan66 That thing in the beginning after your name and stuff.

[dbzfan66]

@thecheese101592 No that's just the intro to his show, not the news.

[CadillacGangsta07]

thumbs up if wiz khalifa sent you here

[TheStallion3]

Poor transcription.

[dbzfan66]

@TheStallion3

I apologize Misser. I attempted to document his words to the best of my ability.

[TheStallion3]

@dbzfan66

Petey Greene is a genius and seeing his poetry butchered like that disappoints me.

[dbzfan66]

@TheStallion3 Oh. I thought you was gonna call me a faggot.

[MrPhuckjew]

subtitles fucking blow

your gay go have sex with a dogs asshole

[dbzfan66]

@MrPhuckjew

What do you got against black people?

[hotmal]

LMFAO

[ODD50]

Watermelons are good! & this nigga is A true black man! :D

[JTDIXON404]

Epic fail on your part trying to do subtitles... Your shit is nowhere near funny.. The Subbed one by to3knee is 100% better.

[dbzfan66]

@JTDIXON404 Nigga please.

[SirNewerbeg]

@JTDIXON404 I prefer this one to the other you are referring to......I like the jab he takes at Obongo.

[dbzfan66]

@SirNewerbeg I idolize you Mr DR Prof SirNewerbeg

[SirNewerbeg]

@dbzfan66 Thanks man!

[dbzfan66]

@SirNewerbeg Subscribed! :D

[Kcprince09]

Y iz this nigga screaming bout eating Watermelon...this iz jus crazy lol hahahaha...He k33p lending back everytime h3 tak3 a bite lik3 h3 busted a fat nut. He n33d 2 b the advocate of proper watermelon eating 4 niggaz...At 3:00 this dud3 talking bout beating dwn Whit3 women n correct Salt 2 Waltermelon ratio....hahahaha This iz Funnier than "Chocolat3 Rain"

[MrTrack09]

all ur subtitles are correct, but pretty funny

[dbzfan66]

@MrTrack09

This wasn't meant to be funny Mr. Track Zero Nine. I simply made subtitles to help the public understand what this good man is saying.

[Airus777]

wth i lost before the video was even playing

[dbzfan66]

@Airus777 Did the subtitles help? I mean especially around 2:15 it's difficult to tell what he says.

[volpotmakmak]

wtf is a "woshnea"?

[dbzfan66]

@volpotmakmak

"Roas-Neir"

[SuperFunTimeShow]

Apparently all you have to do is pick it up like diiiiiiiiis