BREAKING: Incomprehensible Shouting Named Official U.S. Language

[comrade127]

the last part was actually the funniest part of the video

[nisbahmumtaz909]

Finally, I can speak American.

[Ninjuri]

give that french guy an oscar xD A++

[flyersphan111]

AHHHH!!!!! YOUSONOFABITCHAHHHH!!!!!

[Tancrad]

devastation in the congo. is this real? i would pay for movie tickets if it was in theaters.

[tanner1282]

There was a troll who commented and Orrgla was his name-o.

[agent007199]

ONN has better production value than regular news

[Andrewcranky]

Sorry America. But the Italians got there first.

[bashie34]

Onion is more truthful than all the media combined if you ask me. It’s about time the official language of the US became shouting long over due. Second, Americans are so desensitized that it won’t be long before they are able to watch prime time bloodshed with 3d glasses. It’s funny but it’s coming to your local station.

[mikiroony]

AAAAAAAAAAah u sonofabitche xD LOOOL

[nomoreheroes93]

...and starving children,

COMING

RIGHT

AT

YOU

[Braleven]

Fuck, I wanna watch that now. 3D gets me everytime...

[ArtypNk]

I SHAVED A TIGER ONCE, AND IT'S STILL FUCKING STRIPED UNDERNEATH, DOG FUCKING DAMMNIT.

[Jcolinsol]

Ooh, I favor dulcet tones myself.

[7SuperNova]

Just give them a xbox account the'll learn it naturally.

[StrayFunk]

OH MAN 3D NEWS THAT'S AWESOME

3RD WORLD SHIT JUST DOESN'T LOOK DISTURBING ENOUGH IN 2D

[Sphynra]

@StrayFunk THIRD WORLD NEEDS THIRD DIMENSION

[TheFoadolfat]

00:52 Jon Huntsman?!?!?!?

[f40f50enzof60]

I lost it at the French dude.

[Sebring720minutes]

BuyMYBookAboutAnteatersYouBitc­hes. Sincerely, Dr. Kearns.

[Oneofthedawnchorus]

as European i truly believe she didnt say anything that isnt true.

[Drakohjin]

This is stupid it's fake amaricans dont shout i dont beileve this wtf. who would do this jesus, i cant beileve this wow.

[JJAB91]

@Drakohjin Shut up.

[lilianaproductions]

@Drakohjin really?? haha FAIL

[KdogPrime]

3d news? Pfft, the shark still looks fake.

[badyearXY]

only the second most ridiculous bill after SOPA

[4skoolin2learn0]

lol i wanna watch the congo episode that shit would make me donate lol

[AnduinX]

Ah! It's been a while since the news has run a 3d devastation show! I can't wait!  But the Congo? Wut's that LOL! That's in South Amearika right? We've got to stop the cocaine down there before it hurts our children! Imma go get some popcorn and beer fo' the show, pizz-eace people!

[AnonymousGirl1347]

is this real? :P

[MrFMS55]

@AnonymousGirl1347 Too real, sadly

[R5H4D0W]

I love the fact zone opening, the music, the effects... a bit ironic because its stemming out of my hometown Orlando 0_o

[TheYouwontgetit]

america is really fucked up...

[MrFMS55]

honesty is one thing, but a TOMAHAWK of honesty is something else... THANK YOU ONION

[velcrodogowner]

@MrFMS55 in the skull of lies !!!  BOOYAH

[KenFan4life]

oh shit, gotta go get me one of them 3-D tvs now.

[sciencepowerdavid]

man I can't wait for that congo special.....brutality in 3D!!!!!

[Armando623]

Where can I get a English to Incomprehensible Shouting dictionary?

[peterperlot1]

@Armando623 THEINTERETIRECCOMENDAMAZONOREB­AYYACOOLWITHTHAT

[TheYoungbabybirdbath]

@athosamo i guess that's why you took the extra time to also comment on it...

[CJEJTHEDJ]

Starving Orphans COMING RIGHT AT YOU! ........ scary....

[celestina742]

24/7 ONN NEWS NETWORK NOWWWW!!!

[Nickdiaublow]

1:32 And the Emmy award goes too.....

[HiIeric117]

Time to dust off "Incomprehensible Shouting for Dummies".

[kriiw3]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Americans are SOO funny!

[BadIdeas101]

HOLYSHITTHSIVIDEOISFUCKINGAWES­OMEANDITOTALLYAGREEWITHITBECAU­SEPOLITICALSPEECHESMAKENOSENSE­ANYWAY

[Ztiller1991]

@BadIdeas101 attentionwhore much?

[drcooper11]

0:33 Anthony Weiner

[AstraVex]

I wanna see a starving orphan in 3D.

2D orphans just aren't as gripping.

[AthosAmo]

I want my time back and I want it NOW!

[WoWforever7]

starving orphans!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[ejvols4]

:34 Anthony Weiner is fluent in Incomprehensible Shouting...

[GKid51892]

i saw a selena gomez ad before the video......i skipped it...

[amitabho123]

That opening animation is ball-busting.

[SDBMusicOfficial]

// Important Phrases Hello, how are you? "HEYYOUCOMEHERE" Where is the hospital? "AHHHMYARMMYARM" This is where I live. "COMMON BY IF YOWANNA KAY COOL" How much is it? "WHAT I GOTTAPAY FO APIECEOJUNK" What time is it? "YO! IMLATE! OHGOD! IMNEVERGONNAMAKEIT! HOWLONGDOIHATE?! JESUS!!!"

[nikf93]

If you look closely you can see Rep. Weiner refusing to resign in incomprehensible shouting.

[EmperorOfMars]

OMG, 3d

[Superfresh602]

also what are delsa tones or ithink thats what she said

[Superfresh602]

yea im in the A.F.D.R.C.W.C.W.E.C

[MaricaAmbrosius]

Delsa tones?

[baigandine]

@MaricaAmbrosius dulcet tones

[The11colek]

Yeah i would watch that congo thing i dont care if u judge me

[pie189]

i want to see the devistation at the congo, anyone who likes violence (every strait male) woyld want to see it

[MaricaAmbrosius]

What national language does she say Obama favors at the end?

– (from a citizen of a levelheaded, polite society)

[FlashCardProductions]

Am I a bad person for wanting to watch that 3D thing?

[Idcareftw]

@FlashCardProductions that sounds fucking awesome, I don't think so

[Idcareftw]

@FlashCardProductions that sounds fucking awesome, I don't think so

[7EXASPR0]

Awwwww! You son of a beech! Awwwwww!

[yoimdanigga]

lol where is the hospital translated is ahhhmayarmyarmm

[Deadmansparty2002]

Great stuff. :)

[MarktheSharkSheehan]

This is more real than any other news agency.

[Likeomgwtfbbq22]

IREALLYLIKETHISVIDEOITSOURAMER­ICANGODGIVENRIGHTPOTATOESAREPE­OPLETOOTHESQUAREROOTOFROPEISST­RINGTHEONIONISGREATTHECONGOISI­NAFRICAAMERICAFUCKYEAH

[FrizzySpackleroni]

@Likeomgwtfbbq22 Translation for foreigners:

"I really like this video. Its our American God Given Right. Potatoes are people too. The square root of rope is string. The Onion is great at- the Congo is in Africa. America, fuck yeah!"

[SylvanaForrester]

Dulcet tones are for socialists! Clearly Obama is once again demonstrating that he is not in step with what the American people want!

[orrgla]

@SylvanaForrester EXACTLY!! ITS TIME TO REPLACE THE OSAMA WITH A LEVELHEADED CANDIDATE WITH *REAL* AMERICAN VALUES!! JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THAT THIS WHOLE PAGE WAS FILED WITH ONYL LIBTARDS!!

[MrTrykster]

yes, yes it's good to go back to our humanity's roots.

[NostalgiaGoggles]

Whoever was behind the camera filming Antoine when he was yelling must have had the biggest grin on their face

[neoparshath]

The 3D really works!!

[panther0567]

As usual, Congress is way behind. Fox news has been speaking incomprehensible shouting since they first started.

[Dangit2019]

@Inediblehulk By watching the onion, they got smarter. Real news makes people dumb.

[Hiphop101ize]

@Inediblehulk because it is real you satiric fox news loving ______-

[NickyAmerica]

@Hiphop101ize

THIS IS FAKE OU FUCKING MORON.

[orrgla]

@NickyAmerica NO ITS REAL YOU FUCKING LIBTARD IDIOT!!

[asaratkhandr]

the congo thing was funnier than the actual skit, lol

[1122334455667700]

the starting slogan is just brilliant

[7EXASPR0]

Auuughh you son of a beech! Auuchhhhghh

[alisonlescott]

HAHAHAHAHA omg.

[eurasianchica]

Where is the hospital = AHHHHMYARMMYARM!!!!

lol, the onion is awesome.

[Drew978]

@Kuan - the 3d part was the best. Maybe they're poking fun at you? Lighten up, ffs.

[KuanDeedee]

I cant believe the 3d portion had more attention than the actual news clip, it almost feels like the Onion is poking fun at their own viewers and the viewers dont realize it.

[DaHuntsman1]

@KuanDeedee what starving orphans are more interesting that a american yelling, they do that all the time :D

[MissLucyBoomer]

AHHHH YOU SONAFABITCH AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZhangtheGreat]

92 PEOPLE ARE IMMIGRANTS WHO HAVEN'T LEARNED OUR OFFICIAL LANGUAGE YET! =D

[DynamicScherzo]

LOUD NOISES!!!

[ManSmokingACigarette]

"starving orphans" OMG AHAHAHAHAHHA ROFLMFAO!

[LostRituals]

@MaDuke Hey stop trollin' lol. That's exactly what it's against

[Chradnev]

@MaDuke You totally missed the point.

It's about media exploitation of tragedy, not laughing at bloodshed.

[MaDuke]

@Chradnev It was tasteless and as you can see, the ppl on here are more amused by the starving orphans than this satire of western media. These demented idiots found fun more humor in the 3d Congo and the actual news clip. My bad for taking this too serious but I know people who fled from war and no satire can make that any less serious, or funny. I'm not laughing. I don't watch mainstream news for a reason but i wouldn't want to see an insensitive satire based on my reasons

[Shinray1kuo]

@MaDuke yeah I wanna see it

[DaHuntsman1]

@MaDuke we're just having a little fun, we know it ain't nice but you have to admit, the congo part was the most interesting part of the video....especially the starving orphans

[MaDuke]

@DaHuntsman1

"the congo part was the most interesting part of the video....especially the starving orphans"

No, I don't find it interesting. I'm sorry I'm not demented enough to find this amusing. People like you are sick. Maybe in the future you'd have the opportunity of starving to death.

[Ragtatter]

@MaDuke "Interesting" and "Amusing" are not synonyms.

As for the satire, it is not making fun of starving people or the disadvantaged or those fleeing war. The satire is mocking the news networks who take advantage of these desperate situations, and the culture that promotes this.

[MaDuke]

@Ragtatter Read my previous comment and you'd see that I am fully aware of the satire. I just wasn't fond of the 3dCongo especially the comments excited over it(sarcastic or not) Like I've already said, I don't watch mainstream news for a reason but i wouldn't want to see an insensitive satire based on my reasons. Interesting and amusing are related words, but I don't see how that's more relevant than my views on the satire. Anyway Peace.

[Manofaction0]

124,142 views. Why does that mess with my head?

[FGGTZORZ]

The onion is the only good thing on youtube.

[LOGIC42369]

brooke alvarez is so hot

[HighStandardsMusic]

Elongated much? 0:40

[ojyhofoy]

Devastation on congo on 3D....FUCKING WIN!!

[dLimboStick]

Did you see that starving baby in 3D? It looked so real!

[randompixie]

@dLimboStick : I DID see that starving baby in 3D! It looked so real I felt like I could have adopted it right off the screen!

[mooosh1001]

0:37 -- My interpretation of the best part of the video, thanks to Audacity.

"I'm sick and tired of listening to people who say that Americans should not know what to-know-and-that-is-not-what-i­t-is-and-what's-a-policies..."



[AlchemistNeon]

Starving Oprhans COMING. RIGHT. AT YOU.

[yellowcougar18]

If incomprehensible shouting is the new official language of the US, does that mean Glenn Beck is the spokesperson for it?

If so, he should also be the spokesman for incomprehensible crying.

[JaysThoughts]

Ad = thumbs down.

[nalgaface123456789]

that congo thing is just pure genius!



[supermanXL]

the Obama part was funny

[KONERKOSLAM14]

HAHAHAHAHA

[treehaus14]

It was funny, and then WOW- a whole new level! Congo 3D is amazing!

[skillethead15]

lmfao SHUT UP! SHUT YOUR GOD DAMNED MOUTH LET ME FINISH!!!! hahahahahahahahaha

[ivanovsd]

A tomahowk of honesty.....omg who comes out with this things rofled me

[dmuth]

The new official language of the US is going to be DANISH!?

(It's funnier if you've ever heard a Dane actually speak)

[tissuekins]

Personally I'd love to pay for ONN stuff, but I don't want to use apple. Is there another legal way to watch your channel ONN?

[kangaroojoe]

FEEL more informed HAHAHAHHA

[Tsukinokato]

if i only had some 3d glasses T_T, i could be more informed

[frog7725]

AT the beginning of the 3-D part, the 3-D works if you have glasses

[osalindra]

You need to watch the recent coverage of the Japanese,dealing with the carnage,with such dignity and respect for each other

[xbumrushx]

Shut up SHUTYOURGODAMNMOUTH LET ME FINISH!

[babyfarkmcgeezax100]

Suzanne Sena aka Brooke Alvarez is such a fox. Also, this satire is brilliantly hilarious and so true.

[ruedefue]

AHHH!!! YOU SONOFABEECH!!! AHH!!!

[Gasssolo]

starving orphans...machinegun fire...IN 3D!!!

[furrytommy]

Batman?

[RainbowManification]

IFUCKIGNBG TLOVETHSI FUCKING VIDOES ITST S USCOS CDEADM N AWESOME ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[asquii]

I better brush up on my dulcet tones. Ffff. FFFF UNCHECKED EXECUTIVE POWER!!! Where are my crassroots activist judgezzzz!?

[landline00]

The Onion is more accurate than NPR! :)

[TheOmnicience]

those bastards were talking about the tomahawk i have signed by oprah in my autographed skull of hitler

[andrewclunn]

IWANTTOAWATCHTHECONGOFIGHTINGN­OWIN3DANDIFIDONTGETITI'MGONNAB­EPISSED!

[bloodsling]

the onn is epic

[LeGenerall]

1:25 Where is the hospital? "AHHHMYARMMYARM" ....... lol xD

[Basketballer737]

the french guy was the best

[williamkendrick]

i wanna watch devastation in the congo! DAMMIT!

[zsushicomrade]

@williamkendrick Give me my 3-D glasses!

[jmerridew124]

@williamkendrick I don't want to watch devastation in the Congo. I wanna watch devastation in the Congo IN 3D!

[thefool5000]

Why isn't this a tv show yet?

[dmyankees24]

@thefool5000 it is

[RedAlphaDingo]

That congo 3D bit at the end was brilliant! Damn good satire. So funny because its so close to being what some news stations are heading towards.

[MaricaAmbrosius]

@RedAlphaDingo Satire or not, it still makes my stomach hurt.

[TheOverItFellow]

Hell, English isn't even the main language of America in real life. It's just a de facto language - nobody's really put it into writing.

But it's nice to see that there are some sane people who aren't jingoistist blahbllueblla.

[MegaMangaking]

@TheOverItFellow SHUT UP, SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!

[Arteia]

Haha! News in 3d! I love it!

[Kenshiro77777]

...Starving Orphans..coming straight at you

[ericasalad]

Wow, Americans never make fun of themselves. That was hilarious and refreshing.

[ElDoctorJanItor]

@ericasalad The Daily Show and the Colbert Report do it every night!

[alfredoking14]

LOL at 2:19

[DrLasker1]

why would we want to watch starving orphans?

[tafxkz]

@DrLasker1

you wouldn't in real life, but on 3D they are adorable :D

[keenfrizzle]

LOL translation chart  1:24

"Where is the hospital?"

"AHHHMYARMMYARM"

[Or3st1s]

‎0:37 is the "Imsickandtiredoflisteningtope­oplewhosaythatAmericansshouldn­otknowwhattheyknow????who'snot­thepoliciesaredbloodedAmericai­swhatwehaveinthisdayandage"

[evilmamaluigi]

6 is my reaction to justin bieber

[N8ck30jr]

86 people prefer whispering

[wwefanworld]

LMFAO "The starving orphans coming at you."

[MegaCrem]

I wish this were an actual news channel :(

[dickofafrica]

that french guy made me rofl

[cknj3746]

this language is specific to mainly new york.

[ItsaNonsense]

That french guy is hilarious.

[TeamBurton]

Finally! My 3D glasses from Avatar are going to be put to good use again!

[edvhou812]

Americans For Doing It Right Cause We Got it Now Cause Who Else Right Common!

[ehhhhhhhhhh]

Instant classic! ahhahahahahah

[Pistach09]

LOL u can tell the lady in the flowered shirt starts laughing in the background at write after 1:40 --> 1:43

[Juggaloserialeater]

Ive been waiting for this to happen. Im glad it finally did.

Im looking forward to the 3D video. Looks really good.

[ScientistSoundSytem]

How do you guys come up with this shit?,,,,lol