Darcy Michael - A Letter From Martha

[DavySigfusson]

Yeah... that chick definitely looks porkable....

[Haskime]

Chick looks nice ^_^

[Vampire3394]

that is awesomeness

[veryape1]

Hey, a catholic priest joke...never heard THAT before! This dude is so lame...

[treesapa]

@veryape1 A young priest asks an older priest what he should give a cocksucker." Oh," says the older priest, "give the altar boy a dollar or so, if you feel like it. Personally, I never give them more than fifty cents."

[tupemoon]

i cant picture u as gay chuky --

more like heavy metal biker yes ---

love you -- great stuff --

[magus386]

Why have I not seen this guy before? This is hysterical

[MrFellasheO]

"I'm not gonna pork my dad Martha, that's fucking gross" and "Dear Chuck Chucks" Friggin' hilarious!

[PaulRayIsMe]

Hilarious stuff! This is the first time I've seen Darcy Michael. Off to find more!

[RCEbooks]

let's PORK that waitress!

[ssj5kyuubi5]

AGREED :)

[theyarebirds]

funny. cute. gay. SWEET.

are you doing movies dude?

[shotglace]

why isn't he on tv more?!??!?

darcy michael is queen bee in my books

[HEADCLEANER1965]

Awesome,isn't he!?!I have seen him and think he's awesome!!!PORK YER DA',DARC!!!!LOOK ME UP AT MYSPACE!!!!

[silly004]

this guy is realy funny

[Neves416]

LMFAO !!! first thing i did was look her up on Facebook :P

[jravage77]

OMG I just discovered this guy.He's awesome!I love him.

[bluegurl99]

Loved IT!!! This guy is the cutest and funniest. LUV YOU DARCY MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!! From Ohio....

[leroux510]

ya im going to the one in London soon LMAO

[delantero889]

that cocktail waitress is hot...

[Monkeyboy92037]

how about you lick my groin?

[Rebel4Life69]

eh this is comedy?

[cossey20]

obviously you have no sense of humour

[Rebel4Life69]

maybe not the same humor that you enjoy.

[Chick6517]

I don&TBPSQUOt know the original message your responding too, but if you think about it, in some situations, that&TBPSQUOs the best choice.

[misstinaglamorous]

whats the comedy club that he's talking about?

[TooFarTV]

Yuk Yuks -- It's the McDonalds of comedy clubs in Canada

[Gioware]

holy crap, what was that creepy noise after the vid?

[TooFarTV]

The trademark creepy and unsettling Too Far baby of course

[nibzTM]

Damn that waitress is hot

[governmentlies]

This guy is a fat shit.

[ISellSigals]

lmao funny shit

[DominationSupreme]

harveykrotz, ukleeham, instead of wasting your time watching a video you don't like, and making worthless comments, just go watch your DVD of Dane Cook's Vicious Circle again.

[lennysglue]

Very funy, good stuff - pity that so many people who have watched and felt the need to leave comments appear to be mentally underdeveloped.

[harveykrotz]

Well, what passes for comedy now is just random stream of consciousness rambling? How is any of that funny in any way at all? Bore. Ing.

[userenji]

if you had a sense of humor, you probably would have had an idea.

i actually think you took the clip a bit more personally because a priest in the catholic school you went to took advantage of you. otherwise you wouldn't have been so "bored" you had to criticize the video with your lack of intelligence and comment.

[ukleeham]

Not funny

Just another hacky comic trying to be fresh

FRUNKIS

[kylezor]

waitress girl is hot

[simplicityho]

Ryan O'Donnell?

[darkchild82]

That's exactly what I thought! :-)

[HeySimo]

that waitress is hot

[gegan250]

totally gross even looking at him...

[donald64]

Haha, way to look like a dunce there, wallofsheep

[lowbright]

yawn

[alsouno]

why is the crowd loving this so much? its not funny at ALL

[rmeddy1]

He reminds me of Patton Oswalt.

[deathcrystalmountain]

a shitty patton oswalt

[themeatt]

throw up noise

[FuriousGeorge1985]

kevin rose if your reading this your a faggot

[buggerm4n]

his a faggot?

[Wallofsheep]

You speak English?

[buggerm4n]

Yup! Enough to know the difference between you're and your anyways.

[Wallofsheep]

Could have fooled me.

[buggerm4n]

I assume you get fooled a lot then?

[Wallofsheep]

"his a faggot?" I'd assume you would.

[buggerm4n]

Educate yourself in the two words, "you're" and "your". It could save your (as opposed to you're) life.

[Wallofsheep]

You know, you sound like a total fool. I never said YOUR at all, anywhere in any of my comments on this video.

[Swipecat]

Wallofsheep, just accept that buggerm4n's comment went whoosh over your head, and move on

[DrCyclopsKSC]

I guess I'll be the one to do this:

That one guy wrote "your a faggot," when he should have written "you're a faggot." Nobody is disputing this.

The problem seems to lie in you not understanding WHY it's wrong. "Your" is possessive. Buggerm4n's comment "his a faggot?" was also formed possessively, to point out why "your a faggot" was an improper construction.

Admittedly a little highbrow for YouTube, but there you have it.

[bradacus]

YOU'RE on the internet.

What do you expect?

[FuriousGeorge1985]

I'm the dude who wrote the original comment, and while I can't say i've ever once given a shit about how my bahd meh typingz is on youtube of all places, I notice you didn't dispute the point that Kevin Rose, is indeed, a faggot. Or if you don't know who that is just take my word on it sir.

[buggerm4n]

It is good to see that at least some of the internet is not totally retarded.

[buggerm4n]

if YOU'RE going to attempt to interact with other people on the internets, try to keep up buddy.

[Wallofsheep]

LOL, okay so now that I had my dumbassedness pointed out to me. Since I didn't read every damn comment on this video... and somehow got attacked for making a mistake. I admit, I was wrong. :P

[buggerm4n]

DURRRR

[Wallofsheep]

You don't have do be a douche bag about it.

[FuriousGeorge1985]

Also when you brag about being right during an argument of grammar mistakes (serious...fucking...business) and insult Wallofsheep even tho he admitted he was wrong. It just makes it clear that you are also a faggot, but don't worry, not nearly as much as Kevin Rose.

[buggerm4n]

The butthurt is strong in this one.

[FuriousGeorge1985]

In Kevin Rose? I know! I think it is because he is a faggot.

[FrostBytePCz]

A faggot is a kind of meatball btw.

[FuriousGeorge1985]

Perhaps in the UK. Certainly not here in North America.

[Rydawg2009]

If a comedian picks his nose in the first 15sec i dont watch the vid. end of story.

[xVxxxGhostxxxVx]

WOW! He didn't even pick it he just touched it.

[catch037]

yeah, actually, I think he is just pushing up his glasses.

[AnalNapalm]

watch?v=RU3Q4nRWq7I

[Vinny128128]

maybe you shouldn't be so... picky.

[SpaceButler01]

He'd be funnier if he didn't laugh at every single sentence out of his mouth. That's a right reserved only for Jimmy Fallon.

[ayeroxor]

hot waitress needs to be mentioned frequently.

[appletalk]

Trust me, you're funny.

[lexx11]

i know, but i don't post videos of myself being unfunny on youtube. learn how to use the reply button.

[vorro]

Maybe you should write him a letter about how unfunny he is and then you can become internet famous too~

[saaya2]

extra thumb up for the hot waitress

[phoneunlisted]

this isn't funny.

[lexx11]

wow, yeah... 3 minutes of rehashing an unfunny joke through the unfunny story of someone who didn't like his joke. but, he's gay, so 5 stars. thanks digg.

[matthewj1985]

Digg is Jesus, what a good find.

[phoneunlisted]

lurk moar faggot

[danaesmoke]

no u

[commanderetardo]

turn that frown upside down !!!!

[Vernchiqui]

hahahahah oh and the lil baby laugh at the end credits creeped my dafugout

[MidnightRayn]

dugg it.. don't be gay sparky!

[Rimington1985]

Hi digg!

[xRavioliSumox]

Wow, I came here from digg, it's pretty good.

[emoskaterpunkin13]

hahahaha... darcy michael does it again....

[skunktails]

lol...this guy is insanely funny...