Invader Zim Quotes

[ZeldaGamer11]

who heard: The FBI is a CraP law enforcement who fight aliens,

[HinataChick38]

When I have a baby, I wish it will be just like Gir!

[chrisdizzz]

its not really a quote but my fav scene is when zim is talking to the hobo before the hungering or whatever and as the hobo leaves he takes a kid

[EvalinaxCullen]

what song is it at the start of Gir's quotes? :)

[chrisdizzz]

@EvalinaxCullen its dum dadi do by nightcore

[kirbydude55]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!inferior human organs... OW! MY SQUEEDLY SPOOGE!

[LunaDeath1]

Theres a pencillodges in my brain (how far zib?) Pree-eee-eeety far.

[mrcarp97]

But, Invader’s blood marches through my veins like GIANT RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! Don't ignore my Veinss!!- Invader Zim

WHY YOU NO HAVE THIS QUOTE?!?!

[MegaNaenae13]

WHERE DID YOU GET THE "OH YEAH TACOS" SONG FROM ?!?!!?! TELL ME! TELL MEEE!!!

[TheOrlybird]

ahhh you dont have you obey the fist!

[FullmetalninjaDR]

There's a pencil lodged in my brain.....*how far?* Pret-ty far

[iZayaCS]

SHOULDA HAD THE PORK COW IN THERE FOR ZIM

[SuperZim2000]

i like the one where gir is telling santa what he wants and the waffle ones from gir

[23littlegirl]

Dib: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

membrane: SON! THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY WALKING DEAD UP THERE!

dib: it's nothing to worry about! and i said sorry bout that!

[EAFFAEEAF]

Zim: Who hit me with this...PORK-COW?!

Random Kid: THAT'S A STINKING MUFFIN!

Me: Best quote ever!

[ZimAndDib1]

oh the first dib quote is my favorite

[puppie406]

yay merrie jingly!

[puppie406]

lol pencil in mah brainzzz

[Abbyspets]

dancing nake dand stuff made out of cheese

[mysteryangel247]

OhThankYouYou'veDoneTheRightTh­ingMyTossAndYouWon'tBeForgotte­nWheneverTheUniverseThinksIt's­SoCrazyBattleBackBye!!!

[MissMurder46]

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED WAFFLES!!! BOO BOOO BOOOO <3

[DJKARMA11]

You forgot to add when zims said " dumb like a moose dib dumb like a moose".

[sanca791]

how could u miss YOU'RE AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!

(robot bee quote from episode "tak the hideous new girl"')

[ihearttexting89]

@sanca791 I don't remember if the website I used had that sound file on it. I love that quote too, though XD

[crazywithbraces2121]

xD AWESHUM!

[leauxbert]

"I am a perfectly normal human worm baby."

[bexy222]

Gir is soo funny, xD

1:36 - 2:00

[tannerparriette]

HAVE YOU THE BRAIN WORMS??

[tharailwaydra]

wat teh song at 1:24? plz tell meee! >.<

[GOV42me]

gir has a lot of funny quotes for gir because gir is funny

[blooroo22]

i wish you had when zim is on hobo 13 and he said "foolish gullible scooge"

[ihearttexting89]

@blooroo22 Sorry! I love that quote too; I forgot about it while I was making the vids.

[23littlegirl]

did you really have to add the doom song? really?

[wolfalynn]

WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!?!

[Acbrow13]

@wolfalynn I MADE IT MYSELF!

[wolfalynn]

@Acbrow13 LOL i luv that episode

[Acbrow13]

@wolfalynn Me too! XD 

[wolfalynn]

@Acbrow13 :) did you know there playing it on nicktoons network again? its on monday-friday at 10:00pm i was so happy i cried:)

[Acbrow13]

@wolfalynn I did a small happy dance, yes :)

[wolfalynn]

@Acbrow13 its on for an hour:) and im gunna record it BTW HAHAHAHA INFERIOR HUMAN ORGANS! GAH! MY SQUIDDLY SPOOCH!

[rikoxasora]

what was the song at the beginning? 

[Allahanna1]

where'd you get that pic at :30 ?

[winkster9795]

ABSOLUTELY LOVE 3:23

[nataliethebrilliant]

Awesome song at the beginning. Lovely quotes.

[butMydesign]

Oh-thank-you-you've-done-the-r­ight-thing-my-Tallest-you-won'­t-be-forgotten-when-I-rule-the­-universe-thanks-for-this-amaz­ing-battle-mech-BYE!!"

Love it!

[ihearttexting89]

@butMydesign Thanks!!

[KeyMaster45]

if you could get the audio surely you had the video that went with it? why not put that up as well?

[ihearttexting89]

@KeyMaster45 I actually got this sound files from a website. I now have some of the episodes though.

[vampirekitty001]

.. and a table made outta cheese, and a chair made outta cheese XD

[Legounderdog4562]

What do my eyes have to do with breathing??

[username9920]

LOL

Zim: Yeah, He's always saying stuff, I remember that one time.......

Dib: Hey! You just got here!

[wolfpelt8131]

3:02! Me and my sister re-enact that entire episode!

[ricekristii]

Aww, you didn't have my favorite Dib quote.

"One day, you'll be sitting in your house feeling all safe and secure, and then you'll look over and I'll be there...doin' stuff!"

[ihearttexting89]

@ricekristii I'm sorry. I love that one too XD. If I ever make a Part 4 I'll see if I can find that quote.

[Neopets112]

@ricekristii i was thinking the same thing

[Boolglunk]

@ricekristii lol so wrong coming from a kid's show. I like the brain quote.

[TheLizzard0]

I remember curse you snacks.

[evolvedgeek13]

i think theres a pencil in my brain omg

[Ryantrain1936]

3:23-3:38 OMG! Funny!

[evolvedgeek13]

these alien shoes omg so funny

[SnIkLeeT]

I saw a squirrel...

He was doin' like this!!! Tstststststststststst

[Embarr1234567]

3:24

Zim drank coffie xD

[MoonstarThunderclan]

the first dib quote was my favorite

[Leanzo100]

Haha, me and my sister are always saying that to each other. I love that quote.

[GirLuvesCupcakes]

awesome thanks for that ^.^

[ihearttexting89]

ur welx =)

[GirLuvesCupcakes]

what ep is the one where he says he had a sandwich in his head ? awesome video

[ihearttexting89]

thx ^_^

the episode is "Mortos Der Soulstealer

[musixgrl]

Where's Gaz????

[ihearttexting89]

wow i just realized i didnt add any gaz quotes. there r some in my Invader Zim Quotes Part 3 video if u wanna check it out. Im not sure about part 2 though

[ihearcookiez]

I love gir <33!!!!

But that is not a new thing. :P

xD and i love the gir with the santa part!

[ihearttexting89]

lolz

[BoondockSaints01]

I WANT TWO BALLS OF GLUE...TOBEMYFRIENDS!!!!

I love GIR but then again so does everyone lol

[ihearttexting89]

yea XD

when i waz telling my friend about tht quote she laughed rlly hard about the part whn santa's lyk "ugh! no more! get this kid away from me!!" i dont remember if i put tht part in or not. im 2 lazy 2 check right now =)

[BoondockSaints01]

thank god you did, that made it awesome lol. Ive used the line Dib uses when he jams the pencil up his nose "...preeeetty far"

[ihearttexting89]

o i did put tht part in ok XD i love the part with the pencil 2.and all the parts with the movie store worker lolz

[BoondockSaints01]

lol yea. YOUR GONNA PAAAAAAAY!!!late fees

[ihearttexting89]

yea thts my favorite quote by him =)

[BoondockSaints01]

I *sniff sniff* I LOVE YOU!!!

[ihearttexting89]

i had a coupon! XD

[BoondockSaints01]

yeah? well thats no excuse for all the Bacon you put in the soap...lol

[ihearttexting89]

haha we're having this huge conversation thts just quotes XD

we should rlly b having this conversation on the profiles i think =)

[kiddiejr]

*hugz dib* *hisses* HANDS OFF DIB

[ihearttexting89]

lol dont wrry no 1s gonna take him

[matttie62]

oh, the joy of Invader zim

[ihearttexting89]

yea =)

do u think i should make some more parts to this series?

[matttie62]

yeah, mann go for it!!!

but you gotta add a quote for me... in "walk of doom (i believe)," zim talks to the bus lady and yells "Have you the Brain Worms?!" that makes me giggle :-P

[ihearttexting89]

ok im workin on the video right now if the site i get the sound files from has the quote i promise ill add it it always makes me laugh 2 XD

[matttie62]

awesomeness. have fun!

[ihearttexting89]

thx and they do have the quote i'll make it the first quote but theres also a part of it that comes b4 the brainworms part but its the first ;)

[matttie62]

AWESOME thank you, i can't wait

[ihearttexting89]

no problem i'm busy 2day but the video should b up 2morrow or the day after

[cjth3on3]

man this really takes me back to my childhood lol i love this show

[ihearttexting89]

yea this is my favorite show or 1 of them at least XD

[Kookyfan]

i want me 2 balls of glue to be my freinds lol

[ihearttexting89]

GIR has some of the best lines in the show lolz =)

[Kookyfan]

go gir

[ihearttexting89]

lolz

[TenseRebecca]

That was Awesome!!!

[ihearttexting89]

thx =)

[BeingWeirdIsCool]

i love ZIM but i love DIB i cant choose my favourite!

[ihearttexting89]

yea there both rlly funny lolz

[BeingWeirdIsCool]

i made my dad watch an episode last night and i know he doesnt like it :P haha dad!

[ihearttexting89]

wow

i tried 2 explain the show 2 my mom once and she didnt get it lolz

[BeingWeirdIsCool]

lol i guess we are the only ones who understand the strange and twisted world of ZIM lol im going to supanova to visit Jhonen on the 4th and 5th!!!!! cant wait :P

[comicadventers516]

hi this is the person who u wanted 2 watch the videos but then i never did and now i finally left a comment....................coo­l video dude

[ihearttexting89]

FINALLY man

[missirishdance]

i love it see you in french tommorow. try to figure who i am

[swirlkat]

great vid! lol

[swirlkat]

i see u finally got the video up.. i comment tho.. it is a lil low