The Cosmic Barber: Baba's Indian Face Massage

[MrErikAvA]

3:00 "i got all them bitches!"

[hmoodi0655]

وش السالفه?

[Buttamilch]

At 4:02 someone wanna spit :D

[feveresh]

Wtf

[elsureste214]

its too hot to close the door. no air conditioning in those lil shops

[fabien82]

She looks like Michael jacksob

[zacatetas]

this is why you dont let a mexican masterbate your face

[outrim]

Not sure about the flowers and hearing someone gobbing in the background around 4.10 and 4.20. Relaxing? Not so sure!

[Azaaza97]

دونياگرااااب

[jonohadu]

FUCKIN SIRENS EVERY 5 SEC!!!!!!!!! CLOSE THE DOOR BABA !

[SalmonBoa420]

@ 0:03 he just invoked the spirit of AHHLA into her to rejuvenate her well being of body and mind! BABA is a true Massage master or should I say a freedom fighter of all nationalities. Respect to BABA

[PizzaInside]

I like Baba's final "thank you" at the end. Very dainty

[rajeevkh14]

its a fake......looks like....the person is acting specially for the video.......

[chicoeden3]

he s so fucking breathing heavily

[ismael4332]

at 0:56 he turns super sayan

[jediLsaber]

curious, is that baba's wife?

[elektrobey]

baba yorgun

[TheGreen0arrow]

I'm going to India this summer to see Baba.

[Irishgirl41]

I think that guy hacking in the background needs to see baba..

[lmbgemini]

What is he doing and what is it for? Some kind of muscle relaxer? I guess the only way to know is to experience it yourself.

[ironescort]

I never knew that somebody can mast*rb*te with face :))

[ra3almod]

ههههههه شسمه هو هندي يعني مايحتاج نوضح

[click1click1click]

i bet he's sponsered by Nivea.

[tjscott1208]

If this guy moved to the U.S. to do this he would be rich within the first month cause there is nothing like that here

[Mckxm]

Well, that was something

[Xdoublenine]

ONLY WHITE PPL

[AlphaLegionAstartes]

Is that Sigourney Weaver?



[hstubc]

1:23 anyone else thinks of FAPPING?

[MarBelieves2]

@hstubc lol

[hstubc]

@MarBelieves2 hahaha! he actually is confusing that guy's chin with ...

[sdfxrplv2]

58 people haven't had any cosmic energy lately

[mechquestmanful]

Step 1: Breet

Step 2: Relaax

Step 3: Live Long and Propser

[frenchGiraffe7773]

I love how he looks like hes trying to catch butterflies when hes getting the good energy, its so cute

[NZMeathead]

This is just a front for Babas tinny house!



[BryceOfByrden]

I bet it's the mustache that is the source Baba's mystic powers.

[nibargerswife51482]

What's with everyone blowing their horn as they drive past?

[g0dbel0w]

BREET!

[retthok]

Baba's cool.

[DanteRizo]

Watch a master at work. Just like that, all that negative cosmic energy leaves her body.

He should try his techniques for head massages close up to the movie camera lense as if to give everyone watching an individual cosmic massage through the opposite side of the camera, all you would have to do is put your head close to the computer screen and watch that your head does not slam down into the keyboard. :)

[kilerseven]

@maicee0203 honking in india is a normal thing. They honk at each other to let each other know where they are, here as in usa, they honk at each other when they're pissed off

[maicee0203]

how the F r u suppose to relax with all that daam honking outside.

[NTBushPilot]

I wonder if he masturbates the same way....

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

I bet Baba is also the master of the Kama Sutra if he can do this shit with his hands he's got a lucky wife

[TheVintageFiend]

Pause @1:39. Look at that bastards smile, he's up to no good.

[ballsthatclank]

i find that the horns and background noise just add to the ambient enjoyment of the massage.

[eVa1Table]

You should send the money you earn from this video to Baba

[Lex9877]

Day 43 - I dont have more food, and dont find  DonWon313 coment.

[SiLlyGoOse4321]

@Lex9877 Click on see all comments, then press Ctrl and F and you can search a name and find the comment like that.

[walt776]

Baba

[TheOnlyAustinCusker]

It irks me that the lotion got in her hair :X I have no idea why this bothers me so much D:

[NexisFilms]

People from India seem so nice ..

[housedamnrock]

mariney you dont focus enough.. cause if you had you wouln't even notice them or even better joining those sounds making it more living (lets say) and see the harmony then :)

[summersenvy7]

3:55 please back the fuck up sir thank you

[xpaco555]

what does Baba say at the end to finish up? "make massage bic?"

[BuzzvilleActu]

@xpaco555 I think he said " Make my side quick " I'm French and i have never make teaching but i think it's what he said :-)

[HFStuart]

@BuzzvilleActu "Make massage quick" - in other words rub your hand together fast.

[raggazio12345]

Top 5 five best facial expression by BABA

1. 0:56

2 1:04

3. 1:36

4. 2:56

5. 5:07

[urexactlyretarded]

@raggazio12345 id rank 2:21 up there too

[TheDeadlyAvenger]

Two things I wish:

1) That this famous YouTube "Cosmic Barber" is getting a lot of custom thanks to the original video by nupse

2) He did house calls, I want that face massage!

:)

[MrDomsworld86]

anyone know what he says at 3.55?

[TZOBO]

@MrDomsworld86 "get outta here you are ruining my shot!" :D

[gman951753]

baba made it rain with thoose petals

[aichen4j]

i could watch this all day lol

[lokalyokal1]

you can tell this man loves his J O B!

[lokalyokal1]

I like the energy grab

[Dbaby07100]

Lmmfao haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cant stop laughing

[kknn7788]

تفووو ع هالوووجه. مقطع مثل وجهك

[jgrantham14]

Anyone else think baba looks stoned off his ass in the beginning?

[Wiebe722]

im sure baba banged her later

[summersenvy7]

You may do Indian head massages... but you don't do COSMIC head massages like my man Baba..He's the shit. 

[cam44123]

gross someone coughin up a loogi at 4:03 and 4:17

[TheAmberClock]

I started to watching to listen and then I switched tabs. When I switched back there were flower petals on her face and I was, "DAMN SHIT WENT DOWN"

[TheBetty888]

Hhhhh that was funny hhhhhhh bret means breath XD

[ce1lo]

Wow i didnt know any smile could be that creepy 1:37

[ckym255]

@ce1lo I noticed too. Watching his other videos confirms it. Imagine him sneaking around stalking someone lol.

[mredEP1Cevans]

if i had a massage like this i would be so relaxed i probable couldnt walk :D

[skottmalaise1]

WTF is with the honking? Seriously!!! It is awful and I hate everyone in India if they honk and drive like this.

[micutzu90210]

best massage ever

[FancoiseT]

i can watch this for several hours.

[alverezplyr]

Nevermind the sweaty armpits. That just adds to the experience.

[alverezplyr]

I would try it. Not gonna lie.

[marineyacht]

DID she really get relax with all those horns of cars and motorcycles god

[Satchel334]

@marineyacht It is called white noise.

[marineyacht]

@marineyacht jajajja i prefer buddha lounge or celestial music, not cars motorcycle people splits, jejejeje

[CH0RUS]

@marineyacht when youre in the zone, you dont hear that anymore

[marineyacht]

@CH0RUS good i like to try that some day:)

[theartistsvlog]

@marineyacht Yes.THAT, my friend IS India. Trains, traffic, horns, chatter, birds. The funny thing about a country being so populated is the ability for most to find AND HAVE a moment to chill. It's definitely strange being there in the midst of all the hustle and bustle, but DAMN! .. It's like there is so much going on, so much noise and clatter, and so many people doing so many other things, self consciousness melts away. It truly is a wild experience for us westerners! :-)

[marineyacht]

@theartistsvlog thumb up for your experience i will like to say the same one day if i visit idia. i personally like a lot the music. ;)

[TheRogueWolf]

@theartistsvlog I've noticed as I watch some of these videos that all the honking and talking almost turns into a white noise of sorts after a little while. It's amazing what we can tune out when we want to.

Still, I wouldn't mind it if I got a quarter for every time someone honked a horn outside Baba's door. ;)

[NapiurPictures]

@marineyacht I simply by watching him feel relaxed and didn't even notice the noise. Imagine her :D

[Headslaught]

@marineyacht after a while it doesn't bother you so much

[Ejna3i]

That was the most stupidest and funniest thing I have ever seen

[TheJdizzle14]

36 people are rival masseuse's...

[monkofpo1]

@TheJdizzle14 make that 54 THERE GROWING

[DonWon313]

Hate this greasy old bag getting massaged she looks like a god damn zombie

[ghettobenz]

@DonWon313 why so hateful and negative?

[Leloupblanc14]

lol 4.03 roccccccc 

[Leloupblanc14]

heu !!! il attrape koi dans l 'air !!!! ce mec a une casse non

[Legoman19892]

JAZZ HANDS! Why isn't Baba a Broaday actor

[xiKSAix]

ههههههههههههههه

وش يحس فيه أبو فسيه

[wanliii]

He is fucking stupid there is alot of Indian cerala in Saudi Arabia doing that for free and no pay and no acting like him

[Marth123465]

@wanliii die...

[MackyzBack]

@wanliii Baba is a good buisness man. On my trip to india I thought he was RELAXING. It was a bit costly, but its worth it.

[Biosoldier853]

@wanliii U MAD BRO?

[humerus86]

complimenti al barbiere...mi rilassa vedere i suoi massaggi..penso che un giorno andrò in India..

[deadfrontier13]

THUMBS UP IF YOU HATE THE NEW YOUTUBE!!

[chillydogification]

@deadfrontier13 oh i thought there was some5thing wrong with my settings , yh i hate it

[deadfrontier13]

@chillydogification Yeah cause you cant even see your comment marked like it use to be before.. Screw youtube!! TTnTT

[Pamposa8i8]

هذا طلع مصارين ويها هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه

احس قاعد يطبق نظام الطاقه وهالسوالف بس بطريقته ههههههه

ودي اجرب بس مو عنده هههههههههههههههه

[777looooool]

الله يعينها علي ريحة الصنه

[MgorterM]

Baba for president tumps up!!!!

[SAHOOR1000]

هههههههههههههههههههههه الحمدلله و الشكر على نعمة العقل

الشره على الي مسلمه حاله له

يكفي شكل المحل والله هههههههههه

[MAHEEN1969]

اهو لو بدون اخبال وهبل يكمل مساجه ابصراحه عجيب بس انتو عارفين الهنود وخبالهم وحركاتهم لااااااازم يسوون افلام هنديه ولا ما يتسمى هندي!!!!!! والله عايش الدور شرها علي الي يسلم ويهه بيد واحد اهبل....

[mzajia91]

هذا مو ارخاء للاعصاب هذي تفكييييك الاعصاب 

اخييييه ع كريمه ياوو لوع جبدي

[WAFA709]

مجنون هذا من عيونه الحين يصيد ذبان ولايحضر ارواح ههههههههع

[WAFA709]

ههههههههههههه وش هذا اي والله محظوظه ومبرووووكه

[MrsAPPLEQ8]

لووول اشهالمصخرة!! وين المساج!!

كااك ذكرني بمحظوظة ومبروكة لما اشتغلوو بصالون :p

[diema179]

1:37what a funny looking face!

[FAARYANKO]

الجنون فنون و قلت العقل مصيبة

[BoFaisalq8]

😄

هاهاااااي والبقرة مصدقة خخخخخخخ

[Crazymongo1]

3:56 Mister Fail xD

[sa7eralfekr]

هذا مو مساج هذا تحضير ارواح

ههههههههههههه

[CantFearWontFear]

Push 3 for funny sound effect and face

[TheBoydo89]

3:16

He's smacking her double chin around

[jorgekluney]

Lady: "So what is this stuff you're putting on my face?". ----- Baba: "well, just your standard tree bark extract mixed with squirrel semen."

[vonsiems1963]

@jorgekluney And I don't even want to think about how they got the squirrel semen !

[CantFearWontFear]

@jorgekluney hahaha

[TheMauricevonk]

@jorgekluney HAHAH

[noemiccious]

is this a joke or not?

[ikarus12112]

Lol. Really idiot kaaaaaaaaaak

He is acting. Bullshit kaaaaak. Poor woman

[chaychii]

مساج ايام الجاهليه

[linopacoloco]

hey al jazeera write potable!!!

[Qdsaaaawi]

احلا شي الورد 😁 يعني هاني مونر 😝😝😝😁😁

[Mr3thman95]

صيدات واكبر صيده اللي يحلق عندك يا مال الينطبع اب ويهك

[momomomo8400]

ويع شكله مصنن والمره دايخه من ريحته ههههههههه

[PickinNgrinin]

Haha! He's enjoying it almost as she is. 

[Draiko1111]

ASMR of the chain.

[assbalonker]

sounds like bloody grand theft auto out there!

[ChipmunkcoreXD]

@assbalonker Best comment ever.

[Wurmlinglol]

@assbalonker this is me playing GTA lol

[kinsey0810]

4:03 RIIIK...PUK !

[CorpusChristi83]

too bad he's not in America, he'd have a steady customer base and probably an office without cars and horns going off, nice music and good ambiance, id pay for it.

[tpis469]

Make Massage Quick!

[luckyphilster]

ewwww, wonder if he washed his right hand before that massage

[godsboss24]

that cream hes rubbing on her face is my jizz,i sell it by the pint if anybody is interested

[cindikleincuomo]

He would be making $500.00 for this facial in New York-for sure!!!!! TAAA-RRIFIC-guys got a great gimic with the cosmic schtick!!

[TheDancingNoob]

Breet, Pray, Love.

[SenemmTSR]

@TheDancingNoob Breet, Pray, Relax, Love :D

[RustArtRed]

Love the Traffic. I liived 30 Years off an Exit to the New Jersey Turnpike.Lots of Cars & Trucks is the only way i can sleep ! LOL , now at age 36, I live in Deep Rural Georgia. I CANNOT SLEEP ! LOL

Great Video, Reminds me of my old hood ! Many Mixed Ethnic Groups too. Good Memories.

[razzyaka]

its all the stache!

[prettyyoungthing90]

why I keep thinking of my grandpa when I look at baba haha.. he looks like him!

[Nat4Brendan]

He sounds like Gastly when he says "Relax" at 0:09.

[Kelso314]

how do we know this guy's not full of bullshit?

[PlaceholderHeart]

ahahah, wtf is he semaring on her face?

i wouldnt let this guy so much as get near me

[niteholler]

@PlaceholderHeart its the secret sauce but some people simply call it semen.

[Waysier]

how much did it cost :D ?

[xpaco555]

4:00 loogie hocking

[Sage80]

I just realized that Baba looks like the Indian Yanni.