Top 10 Reasons to Buy Our Horror Screenplay

[Beatnikzombie]

Mine doesn't have babysitters or masks. Hookers and a barefaced killer.

[igotrusselfever]

are you guys gay

[ilovesammraovich]

My uncle is an agent in la. If you guys want this to be an indie film, contact me. I trust it will be great because you guys are hilarious.

[igotrusselfever]

@ilovesammraovich YOU GUYS SUCK CHLOE MORETZ IS SOOOOOOO HOT IF YOU GET CHLOE ME AND MY BRO SAM WILL CONACT OUR UNCLE RUSSELL

[scriptgirl411]

Are you fellas sure it's not a comedy script? 'Cause I'm betting it reads pretty, pretty, pretty funny!

xoSG

[perfectmonster]

Hey SG!

It's definitely a horror script but it has some funny moments. Got an agent you can hook us up with?

;)

[perfectmonster]

I'VE GOT NOTHING!

[celtmagic310]

Oh, no! Not SCHENECTADY!!!!

[perfectmonster]

Schenectady.... The horror...