Barbeque - "What to do if your house is on fire" - A G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement

[SLAYEROWNZ619]

Barbeque: 0:09 "i set your house on fire to teach you kids the importance of fire safety"

0:12 "now stuff some clothes under the door so ur parents don't hear u scream, we wouldnt't wanna awake them. now jump out the window with me."

0:18 "remember kids, always trust a stranger wearing a mask"

0:22 "now follow me so the authorities dont see us."

0:26 "and knowing is half the battle, now lets go back to my place"

[TheLordZoka]

Barbeque started the fire

[UndyingDaysDairy]

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[DANNYROCKHOT]

QUICK Put something flammable under a door that looks like there is fire on the other side! Nothing can go wrong there!

[Dazzles98]

I know what to do don't let the fire start in the first place, and why aren't your parents telling you this stuff. Do you need to wait for a freak in a costume to come and save you at the minute you're about to die in.

[ColonelHugmufin]

I like how the casually walk away when they jump out the window. It's just like "I've got 99 problems, but a fire ain't one."

[GagarinCCCP]

how come these g.i joe perverts keep following kids around huh?

[The4EverYoung85]

@GagarinCCCP I keep asking myself that every time I see these. The only answer I can give is that public fear over kids being abducted, stalked, bullied, harassed, and/or molested wasn't as strong in the 1980s as it was in the 1990s, the 2000s, and now.

[fatmanfiftythousand]

I love how the two people in GI Joe who have fire-styled words in their names are also the ones who are around fire in the PSAs.

(they've got accents too...damn Boston Barbeque and Irish Blowtorch...)

[NoraRaptors]

They stuff a sweater under the door to stop the smoke... which is coming straight through the wood of the panel.

[greedkiller]

Barbeque lit the house on fire that sneaky bitch.

[The4EverYoung85]

@greedkiller Yes, his random appearance here does seem suspicious. And where is he going with those kids in the woods. Ugh, I don't think I wanna know.

[throwinguprainbowss]

They... forgot the dog.

[The4EverYoung85]

@throwinguprainbowss And their parents.

[MohnJcIntyre]

"zzzzzzbbzzbzzzzzbzbzzbzzzzbzz­bzbzzzbzzbzbzz" *Viciously and methodically vaporizes both children*

[black9label]

Its like their room is 2 stories high...

[wowpat449]

I liked it better when he took their souls.

[The4EverYoung85]

@wowpat449 Nah, seeing them casually walk off from the house fire with some guy they hardly know, forgetting that their parents and their dog were in that house is funnier.

[pantyflash]

Wonderful advice. Wouldn't it be so much better not to have a fire in the first place? Way to go, babes!

[iThomasPee]

There was a dog barking in the beginning, what the hell happened to it!

[Greenbirdz2]

Why do they always talk when an emergency is happening? The kids can always talk later!!!

[Greenbirdz2]

They are all staying in a foster home, so that is there are no parents

[Pasc9]

fried kids



[belartful]

The name barbecue is disgusting for his character. What else cooks in accidental fires but human meat?

[kdreamland]

Hear the dog barking from the next room? He got trapped in the fire.

And at the end, where is he taking them? Seriously, they just keep walking into the forest or something. Watch how Barbeque deliberatly stands in front of the firemen in the background, so the kids cant see them. And because the fireman didn't see Barbeque, he'll never be a suspect!

[kidkustom]

They're lucky, the last time Barbeque climbed through the window of a burning house he vaporized the kids inside.

[wockynerd]

Thah othah hahlf...is goin' to Hahvahd!

[DeathAtSpawn]

wow..... woooow..... WOW! THIS IS RETARDED! He said, go for the door, if its too hot look for another exit or yell for help.

If someone didnt know that, what would they do? Go back to sleep!?!?!?!

No, i didnt think so!

[Sc0ttPrian]

how in the world did they make them zap in the other one? :(

[willmandude]

Yup, yell for help Barbeque. Waist all of your valuable and quickly disappearing oxygen.

[PAC0SANCHEZ]

WOW

Your grandma knitted a perfectly good sweater just for you

And you stick it under the door...

[TheAndrewj96]

LOOK AT THE DOOR JOHNNY LOOK! EEEEUUUGGH EUUUUGH HEUGHEUGHEUGHEUGHEUGH

[izlude2]

@TheAndrewj96 lol you beat me to it.. by a month. aaaah...

[alchemist889]

He actually started the fire because it was taking too long to find kids in a burning house for his PSA.

[Cocksalsa]

Should we really be taking advice on what to do in a fire from a man name Barbeque

[kidkustom]

@Cocksalsa This post had me in histerics for ages... I haven't laughed that hard in so long.

[6spongey98]

I love how the characters always come out of nowhere as if they were stalking these children.

[lb8068]

At least the sweater Granny knitted them for Christmas actually got some use for once...

[aSimulatedHigh]

HAHA!

it's funny because his parents are dead

[superscout240]

Barbeque how come are window is open lets go to the door Barbequeok stuff somethin under the door kid how come aer window is open juse tell me and get the beep out

[superscout240]

Barbeque how come are window is open lets go to the door

[TheSilentWyvern]

Remember kids, always trust masked men who jump in your window.

[thatguywiththecodes]

Hmm... what the heck was that noise at the beginning of the video?

[DeltaFoX129]

@thatguywiththecodes their dog as it burned alive

[TheAndrewj96]

@thatguywiththecodes A dog.

[BigJends]

At the end they're just casually walking away talking and smiling. Like they forgot they're house is burning down or something.

And what about the parents? Selfish kids.

[shadowmario1000]

@BigJends They probably started the fire.

[hyperbaricchicken101]

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!

[DonZabu]

Oh no, JFK is leading those boys into the woods!

[BinkanTeamx]

Remembah!

[TheDullahan]

@BinkanTeamx Remembah Me?

[williamtheconqueror3]

is jfk

[wileyk209zback]

@williamtheconqueror3 Yeah, I've always liked Barbeque's Boston-style accent

[krazywill]

I like how the first-floor window is open yet they go towards the door with the smoke billowing out. Hmm, smart choice.