moat supplies!

[Fyrtowr]

I nearly laughed my pliance off with this video bud! LOL!

[4HitsWilystyle]

I'm from the future, don't build a moat! they suck!

[erifdlog]

classic video FTW

[CianLucanFogarty]

4:46 big ass pot leaf  on bams hoodie

[lonebard]

One Pug Life: The Musical on 8 Track

[lonebard]

God damn I hate the annoying fucking woman who just reads the label to you. "Its for an everyday woodstove gasket" Yeah you cunt, a fucking woodstove cooching bigtime everyday in the middle of June.

[MobyDave1583]

LOL @ 2 birds stoned at once!!!!!And the canadian tire folks almost new what you were talking about!

[EricTehRedneck]

lol this is a classic

[scasstevens73]

Who the does this fowl mouth think he is ??? You talk like that in front of my family, and you can drink thru a straw for awhile !!!!!!!

[elanjoeski]

@scasstevens73 and by the way ust about everyone drinks through a straw.

[WiskyBuckHunting]

Lmao.. glad I save a few 1pug vids for a rainy day. One of the funniest vids to date..  Figured we 'd get two birds stoned at once. You 2 are a hoot stoned.

[JasonsBack100]

11:42 nice shirt!!

[chitlinray]

man, you guys are crazy!, I love it!

[burtonkidd]

Pug i thought Louie would of helped you out with those gaskets :)

[jackhillbilly]

i save alminium

[MrGiantstpss]

bahaha lmao

[lardass73]

You should use pike or walleye in the moat instead of caimen - then you won't have to heat it up so much, eh?

[Stixnstonez49]

@lardass73 lol walleye. Only americans all it walleye. Here in canada it's called Pikril

[eecak1973]

You can get a huge pond liner any shape for your Moat from any contractor that installs refuse dumps or recycling centres or constructs Zoos. If you ask the management of one of these places they should help you out. Choochin.

[bozzza69]

Pug you should fence off your yard go to the pound and get a couple of rottweilers

[crispyspa]

you ought to see if you can donate your beard hair to "locks of love" lol

[mrbobsshow]

Its all well and good to be swearin at the guys but comeon Pug your better than that to swear at the ladies youd be pissed if someone talked to your old lady like that. I know its all in fun but still you gotta show women some respest pologize.

[mikealan1]

you guys are rank

[bradleylariviere]

get them damn gators and i will supply you the heaters!!!

[windsordrywallpro]

pug u should say dinked to the ladies, instead of dicked. i'm just sayen

[ThebigHurtt]

@windsordrywallpro 'oh shit give me a break'

[dopeybear420]

i love bams hoodie

[200mmonster]

Ahhh man great vid.This is what its all about.Dam near shat my panties.To funny

[200mmonster]

LOL cocked over bigtime.Love the cheech shirt bam

[paradoxdesigns]

i will streak my beard while i watch.

[locouk]

Thats better, RESPECT...You know Chris!

[1995voyagerES]

anyone recognized the lenght at 06:53 -> gasket (0,95cm) ... and they opened it :-D

[BeaverCleavage1]

Fuck all that, you have a fenced in yard . Get a junkyard dog, those scrap metal theifs will get the surprise of their life. All you need to buy is some puppy chow.

[dilauroj94]

@BeaverCleavage1 why not let gracie and abbie run around his yard!

[bigjohnypop]

fill the moat with antifreeze so it dont freeze over eh

[wmajor13]

u shoulda told the cashier that the package was opend and got a discount!

[462ANIMAL]

Pug do you Pologize? LOL I wanna tag along next time looks like fun!

[chox2001]

Electric fence will keep the robbing bastards out.

you guys are crazy Im glad I dont work there.

[462ANIMAL]

LOL messin with the crappy tire butt nut!

[shane10141]

that women is a real bitch!

[brobro19922]

ahahahahahahaha true canadian comedy bro this is fuckin hilarious

[PWRSTR0KER2008]

The lady at the cash register at the end didn't really get you guys lol!

[DIRTCAR222]

that old guy was going to sock you in your beard, classic. Does Bam have the million dollar Ted Williams voice? aaaannnnd back to you ted.

[thefatcat13]

Something's Telling ME Bam's On The Jasmine! :)

[MaddCow89]

Baha i work at a shit tire too and there is a mote section at my store, its right next to the COOCH IT

[yakeley]

bunch of tar licks

[jamisgood21]

hahaha two birds stoned at once. TPB lol

[beitz99]

i bet you this guy wishes he was paid commision.

[NightTurkey82]

Hey pug try a garden shop

[yakeley]

bunch of tar licks

[groundcontrol63]

soooo bad...lmao

[slimES104block]

A moat digger.

[rickey5353]

I'm sending $12 dollars, US. You can shove a sticker in the box , but what I really want is a hot cup of Bam Jordan's Coffee ."Good to the last Chooch".

[Gazooo29]

I don't like that old women

[the7thchambers]

WONDER?

Was there any DRUGS taking in the making of this Video? LOL

[Dualshock21]

how do you film with no hands?

[momason74]

friggin' funny. Building a slippery mote with sharp stuff. How bout a trailer drawbridge...Hire Ray for a gaurd that will work out. yaya... Pugs gonna get a stovepipe...ohh polagize. love the vids boys keep em comin...

[michaelovitch]

"don't chooch too bad"

you can glue the stove gasket with high temp silicone.

[monkeysatch]

your 1 crazy dude pug.great vid

[michaelovitch]

"don't chooch too bad" 

[siemenstraffic]

Cambodian Tire rescues 1pug for life!

[ferevatogether]

Mikes got teh jasmine on his hoddie!

[cybrnathan]

Cayman Crocs LMAO!!! I love the expression on Captain Clueless' face at the counter when you tell him you're building a mote and also need drawbridge supplies LOL Forget the Mote --> Burmese Tiger Trap that's what you need

[BAMFnavajo]

The king will have his moat, woodstove and drawbridge.

[cybrnathan]

Cayman Crocs LMAO!!! I love the expression on Captain Clueless' face at the counter when you tell him you're building a mote and also need drawbridge supplies LOL

[cybrnathan]

Cayman Crocs LMAO!!!

[daw162]

Canadian tire looks a lot like harbor freight.

[VlogginLife]

I am impressed that they were being serious about creating a moat and drawbridge. LOL!! Garage door opener and some plywood :D

[sturomain]

Canadian Tire= USELESS

[dstnr]

now this was funny keep it up

[McClinton420]

i get discounts at canadain tire and sometime some pretty good deals .

i love my wifes job .. if u need ne thing pug let me know ill get for u with discounts

[1ChevyGuy375]

You guys need to find some camouflage netting or something to put on top. So when the scraper thieves approach the moat they won't suspect a thing and won't realize how dickered up they are about to get.

[Begbucks]

whats a mote?

[xxbal1inxx]

@Begbucks like a castle? the big pond that goes all the way around it. so people cant enter.



[Begbucks]

@xxbal1inxx Ahh so wasn't pulling my leg lmao

[DeepVoiceMan]

Pug, you act like a damn goof sometimes.

[djvinnie112]

Was that a Gameboy Advance game? cant find them anywhere over here, lol

[enfieldpolice]

like bam's shirt

[wheelhorse877]

pug ur nuts but i know a drawbridge guy that probably know a moat guy

[canadaeast]

This video reminds me of an Ed BassMaster bit.

[Phil5393]

get 2 birds stoned at once lmao

[cjhoylemusic]

Favourite line:5:06

"We also need a draw bridge, but we weren't sure if the drawbridge guy is gonna be able to hook us up with the moat supplies".

[88dangeruss]

take the fence down and scrap it lol

[craigkarenmathew]

One scaffold plank and they are across that mote Pug

[difflock77]

nice



[Dragonan]

Simple solution 2x4 or 2x6 with a bunch of nails driven threw and jay nail side up but buried so they cant see that nails, they step on the shit and we all know what it is like stepping on a nail and the nail has to be long enough so it will go threw a foot. Trust me I have used this before and it works wonder. Just do enough that it covers the area you need or you can use other wood w/ nails LOL maybe sheets of plywood

[daddytech]

LMAO @ mike "i appologized once, it was awesome" nutty funny shit man!!! "gettin your pliance cocked" ??? lol "get two birds stoned at once" ROFLMAO lol one pug life the musical? omg you were on it today weren't ya? FFS lol

[JamesReadythe5th]

With that high- tech security system someone was able to rip you off, WTH's up with that?

[Mahoses]

u guys need that vinyl stuff that mythbuster used on that viral video of the guy sliding down a hill 200 ft and into a pool

[ScaryGhost1]

Hey Pug, what kind of spy pocket camera do you use. I be thinkin about getting one of them. Thanks

[snowboard13gcuz]

@ScaryGhost1 its his i phone

[monkyboy74x]

make bamboo spikes for the edges of the moat and if u want in the bottom of the moat XD

[revengefrommars]

Those Canadian Tire guys are really trying to be helpful. Not one tried to talk you out of building a moat with sharp stuff and crocodiles in it.

[extremefoxracing]

lololz :p

[choochinbigtime420]

thumbs up for BAMS Jasmine shirt

[ajbake73]

lol funny as 2 u is

[choochinbigtime420]

they def think your pliances are cocked bigtime boys lmao!

[choochinbigtime420]

friggn crap tire

[choochinbigtime420]

lol awsome boys! can I get a stooooove piiiiipe!?

[Chris090883]

He's at Canadian Tire, but there's no tires lol

[JimmyRayhere]

Try this place online called Tetra. I use to work there and we use to go out and make moats and big huge lined ponds all the time. If you watched Bam Margera's show Viva La Bam they made a moat and also had a draw bridge.

[analog56x]

hahaha! 2 birds stoned at once! frig pug, you are the man! totally remind me of TPB!

[DanTheFordFixer]

2 birds stoned at once, trailer park boys reference anyone!

[bigscrib1025]

Big Dirty in the parking lot and no vid of hims.....do you poligize.....

[mynutsareonyourchin]

CRAPPY TIRE!!!

[FastMike5]

@1puglife I think I see a serious flaw in your moat plan. Can't the thieves just put a piece of plywood or some boards or something of that sort to get past it?

[SimpliztixX]

@FastMike5 the alligator will take care of that

[smkak47]

2 birds stoned at once,thats great,

[LiLJohn71088]

LMFAO!

[TheJr420420]

420******** MIKE********* 420

[ryanb788]

lol these people are really taking you seriously about the moat and trying to help. If I was working at a place like that and you come in I'd end up laughing.....not to be rude but just laugh out of the pure oddness of your request. Thanks for your video's Pug and Bam!

[TheBIFFNOR]

Your Hoodie Is Awsome Bam,Keep On Choochin In The Free World,,

[nickdigg5]

Im lovin all the extra vids, the iphone 4 is the best thing that ever happened to 1Puglife!!!!

[Hiddenhideaway]

i bet those dudes all thought you two were a couple of crackheads but little do they know that your appliances are just dikrd. LMAO

[Rallysport31]

hahahaha thats my buddy JASON working at crappy tire at the counter with the old lady helpin Chris n Mike out, LMAO!!! hes got no clue hes on youtube i bet ! rofl

[netrioter]

polacks r u's eh

[blahman415]

lol so thats what pug does when hes at the store. hes the one who always talks to everyone else

[bcarbaugh]

You do that down here in the states noone will even talk to you,everyone is so stuck up and they think they are better than you.

[MrPaulsuz]

the guy looks like. what are you guys been choochen

[Pedro2598]

"......Figured we'd get two birds stoned at once...."

LMAO

[HHGreggism]

@Pedro2598 LOL thats my favourite quote of Rickys off trailer park boys my band is even Called Two Stoned Birds i liked it so much

[InsaneVender]

Two birds stoned at once LOL

[Dmonk08]

hahahahahaha

[CarAudioGuy21]

oh your pliance is dickered

[MAX85C10]

stupid old woman

[brapboys503]

You guys were dickered on the jazzmine, huh?

[brapboys503]

BAM that hoodie is kick ass you should wear it way more often. Love me some green tea! YAH CHOOCH IT!!

[brapboys503]

Is this the BAM cam?

[tsitmeer]

@brapboys503

I believe it is pugs iphone in his pocket recording..

[brapboys503]

@tsitmeer Oh yeah that's right.

[400exrider92]

You need to go to moats R us they have everything you need!

[Towndrunk26er]

Could be a bit less coarsed tongues around the ladies. Other than that it was kinda funny.

[brapboys503]

@Towndrunk26er Ladies always cry about "equality" shit if they want to be treated like an equal they're gonna have to put up with a little bit of cussin!

[Towndrunk26er]

@brapboys503 Perhaps I am just old school. I don't think equality has anything to do with swearing, it is just a respect issue.

[jerryhowell9]

get two birds stoned eh? lmao

[Deaththrea10]

son of a bitch

[BlankBrain]

Punji sticks are pretty easy to make. Plant a row of English Hawthorn and blackberries along the back area. It will take several years for the Hawthorn to grow big enough to be impenetrable. The blackberries will suffice in the meantime.

In the U.S. we have mantrap laws that limit what you can do. Some towns don't even allow barbed wire. hotwire or broken bottles on top of a concrete wall.

[jeunebenbin]

we ordered all this little croco LOLLLLLLLLL

[sk8tbaker12]

you two dudes are figgin funny as hell there bud

[brapboys503]

Krylon friggin rules bigtime.

[ericallandale]

Weird.......how long is wood stoves door antler..???

Answer.

As long as it needs to be.

[allischalmers18]

you should show us your rig you use to video all this.

[13RuffRyder]

@allischalmers18 its called the iphone in front pocket rig :) lol

[Safwentay]

Get some Razor wire, thats some sharp shit!

Butyle liner for your moat!

Yeah choochit!

[deek12er]

ya well check yas later a differant fings hahahah

[nichill33]

Love ya pug but do you really have to make those peoples job more difficult.

[Silverado2010s]

@nichill33  lol You ever try and get help at most Canadiantires ? ....the workers hide lol

[zvibanez21]

LOL bams jacket....

[maceyofgrandbend]

lol cool vid

[NoClassic]

The apology for the guy cutting the box was hilarious. Miles fallow up was better.

[FelixTheHouseFreak]

"We started building a fence but they just started climbing over it or taking it down and scrapping IT too"

HAHHAHA

I love you guys so much, pologize POLOGIZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEE

[231flash]

The best thing for catching people is fan belts. Get hundreds of fan belts and throw them all over the ground where they walk. Have you ever walked on a bunch of fan belts? They trip you up every time.

[mkvnwk]

I think that "every day stove" lady forgot to watch the orientation video on how not to be a bitch...I poligize.

[iDoiStuff]

did pug make a video showing the fence gone? whats it called?

[fatass721]

barbed wire man thats all u need that will fuck them up haahahaa

[Kawi580]

"we figured we'd get two birds stoned at once" haha. trailer park boys quote lol

[speedy75602]

hey chris what you need to put in the mote for sharp stuff is just string out some razor wire that should do the trick they fall in get tangled in razor wire and the water turns red nuff said

[mag1381]

home depot buddy!!!!

[500passwords]

" no one will be expecting a moat " . lol

you guys crack me up .

[MRKewlaid170]

CAN I GET A STOVEPIPE!!!!!!

[savageguy25]

i appologized once, it was awsome

[pyro8818ak47]

NO OFFENCE TO BAM AND HIS BBB SHOW BUT SCRAP METAL CORNER IS PROBBABLY WHY THEY ARE STEALIN SHIT CUZ U ADVERTIZE WHAT U GOT

[Quentonwall]

i love mikes hoodie its got the jasmine on it

[1diesellover]

how r u holding your camera so they dont see it

[crazykincardineite]

@1diesellover its his iphone in his pocket.

[cjhoylemusic]

Lovin the instore vids Pug....but i thought youtube didn't like the tunes playing in the background of ur vids.

[Silverado2010s]

Holy fuck you two are fucked big time lol

[TheHondaAbuser]

bear traps, what we use round here to protect are dope feilds

[crazyashell389]

@TheHondaAbuser do they work 10 feet deep in moat water lol

[jarjr88]

You starting to sound like those hydro guys. Just plant some thorn bushes between the trees nice and tight.

[shamuslauer1]

2 birds stoned at once XD

[y2kxj]

wow you accually found some body at crappy tire who could accually help you... our store is full of goofs...

[chopywatersofmantuki]

fuck the moat, electric fence and razorwire!

[00alexy]

Did you get the 2 birds stoned at once?