In college, for some reason we were watching smoking ads, and after about 4 of them, with them showing fat/etc coming out of organs, i ran out of the room and puked my guts up....... then i went outside and had a fag lol
The throat cancer pic just looks like someone's stuck a really bad prosthetic to Johnny Depp. Seriously, that's what it looks like to me. Doesn't freak me out a bit. I actually yelled "Cool!" when that pic appeared!
Damn she's one of the first women with a completely shaved head that I've seen who's really suits it. i never tough I'd say it but shes hot with a shaved head!!
@sooperfukker If you're talking bout Gail Porter, you must be pretty heartless, cause if you've seen her before she got alopecia you'd probably wanted to do her.
People say smokers lungs are black, this is not true at all. Smokers have pink lunks the same as a non smoker the only reason they are black is because that they have cancer. A cancerous organ will turn black whether they smoked or not.
That's just complete rubbish, I happen to have seen some lungs (med school) and everyone has black lungs. You'd have to live in the middle of nowhere to have pinkish lungs, the air is too polluted to have pinkish lungs in the "real world".
Also about 80% of all tumors DON'T turn black. One of the types that does are melanomas and their secondary tumors, but thats just because melanoma's form out of pigment cells.
the only thing that ever made me think i wanna stop smoking is when they printed smoking damages the sperm cells, i was just like shiittt. other then that they dont work for me :)
I think the thing is is you're looking at TV shows that the man does. The thing is is that you don't write new material for that.If you saw his live show the material is different. But also comedy is a hard thing to write...a very hard thing and you need to appreciate that sometimes it's just easier...though I will say not all comedians do it. Look at Ros Noble or Dara O' Briain some set pieces but most things change every time..thats just my 2 cents however
Yeah but he's been doing some of his jokes for more than a decade now. That's not an exaggeration. I think Ed Byrne has written some excellent jokes, and I can understand how when a comedian is proud of something it can be hard to let it go, but really Byrne should have let some his jokes go a long time ago.
No, when you are a comedian, once you record and release something commercially, you shouldn't keep doing it. Even if I agreed with what you are saying, Byrne knew this was going to be broadcast, therefore he was in a way repeating a joke inevitably to people who'd already heard it.
Not everyone follows him around. For some people it would be the first time they heard it. I mean, look at television. They show a ton of reruns and people still watch them. Sure the jokes and plots contained in them are old, but that doesn't mean they can't be enjoyed. You're taking it as if you're the only person who listens to his jokes.
Come on, reruns aren't analogous to a comedian repeating jokes at all. And I'm not the only one who listens to his jokes, I'm not even the one who brought the subject up, that was eldarcmos. In fact, go on to most videos of Ed Byrne doing stand up on youtube and you'll find somebody has made a similar point.
I love Ed Byrne; one of the classiest comedians out there <3
JDLupus 1 month ago
I like how none of these people have a sense of humour
bigmuffexpress 1 month ago
In college, for some reason we were watching smoking ads, and after about 4 of them, with them showing fat/etc coming out of organs, i ran out of the room and puked my guts up....... then i went outside and had a fag lol
nothuman100 1 month ago
I actually have collected the whole set, I'm turning them into a collage
Unholyseer 4 months ago 2
The Wright Stuff is actually one of the few good daytime TV shows.
whowantsabighug 7 months ago
The throat cancer pic just looks like someone's stuck a really bad prosthetic to Johnny Depp. Seriously, that's what it looks like to me. Doesn't freak me out a bit. I actually yelled "Cool!" when that pic appeared!
XOXheartAmy 9 months ago
Ed Byrne is so bloody funny.
'Collect the set.'
'Don't drink this or you might sleep with that.'
ListenToSpunge 1 year ago
yeah Candaian cigarette packs are really awful. it does not really stop people from smoking.
besayewich 1 year ago
I hope we see more of Gail Porter on the telly, she's really quite an amazing woman!
suspectVandal 1 year ago
Damn she's one of the first women with a completely shaved head that I've seen who's really suits it. i never tough I'd say it but shes hot with a shaved head!!
can someone see "Splice" XD
reddexred 1 year ago 9
@reddexred She didn't. Didn't you read the comment above?
TWStuff 1 year ago 7
what's the alien's name ?
sooperfukker 1 year ago
@sooperfukker If you're talking bout Gail Porter, you must be pretty heartless, cause if you've seen her before she got alopecia you'd probably wanted to do her.
rosztun 1 year ago
i've got them all.
ClaireWheelan 1 year ago 4
Does the girl have cancer , or jsut wanted to shave her head?
Zompyric 1 year ago
Neither. She had alopecia, but the hair is now finally starting to grow back, after five years.
TWStuff 1 year ago 15
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The woman with the bald head scared the shit out of me for a sec. Wasn't expecting that. More scary than that throat.
Alex04HeadHunter 2 years ago
Ed Byrne is most cool here..despite Matthew W being his ordinary, tabloid, foolish self.
I have smoked for 20 years btw & am meant to be freaked by the increasingly disgusting images on my daily purchase...but does it make me quit?
alaphize 2 years ago
People say smokers lungs are black, this is not true at all. Smokers have pink lunks the same as a non smoker the only reason they are black is because that they have cancer. A cancerous organ will turn black whether they smoked or not.
Freddie3113 2 years ago
umm... you're a liar. any organ exposed to toxins (cigarette tar, air pollutants) will cause it to turn black.
also, cancers dont always turn black.
littleleo88 2 years ago 4
@littleleo88 Really. *any* organ exposed to *any* toxin? And you're calling someone a liar?
slidefacekill 1 year ago
That's just complete rubbish, I happen to have seen some lungs (med school) and everyone has black lungs. You'd have to live in the middle of nowhere to have pinkish lungs, the air is too polluted to have pinkish lungs in the "real world".
Also about 80% of all tumors DON'T turn black. One of the types that does are melanomas and their secondary tumors, but thats just because melanoma's form out of pigment cells.
minimuis26 2 years ago 7
Heh heh! Love Ed Byrne!
poppyjaypalmer 2 years ago 5
the only thing that ever made me think i wanna stop smoking is when they printed smoking damages the sperm cells, i was just like shiittt. other then that they dont work for me :)
ryan8852 2 years ago
@ryan8852 sorry nearly shat myself when i read this. cancer fuck that...... my sperm oh i gotta quit
hahaha430 1 year ago
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British people love Ed Byrne for his funny Father Ted accent and his 10 year old comedy.
I think he is crap.
Dara O'Brian is a genius.
pakiboy6666 2 years ago
Wow, that is one scary fucking mustache xD
imhiswinona 2 years ago 3
the most disgusting part of that throat picture is the fucking moustace XD
atticusboyx 2 years ago 5
LMAO at 1:40 when ever i see that im not thinking about the thing on his throat, my eyes always trail up to that mustache
if you have that sticking out of your neck, you do not then go and grow a fucking mustache like that
Smitamas101 2 years ago 3
Maybe he grew the moustache to draw attention away from the massive tumor on his throat :p
Lifeofriley18 2 years ago 4
ita scarily true what ed says about collecting the picures
me and my house mates were cutting out the images and started trading with each other, sad but true, we all had a good laugh so fuck it
all i needed was the syringe to complete the set, but then we got bored and chucked them out ^_^
Smitamas101 2 years ago 6
Ed Byrne Is A comedy Genius!, I Love that guy :3
Roadie92 2 years ago 7
The gross ones just make me need a smoke to calm down.
Ed's got it spot on, it's not like people don't know smoking's bad, they just don't care.
TornLoveNotes 2 years ago 14
What are the scores, Gail Porter?
Rubberchix 2 years ago 2
hahaha
cill1020 2 years ago
tbh you cant be funny on anything that isnt a comedy show
supermario8745 2 years ago
I do that collecting thing! :L
whatdeyecallher 2 years ago 2
Same - I can never find the bleeding gums or the Stroke ones though :P
ParasitePostill 2 years ago 2
I get the bleeding gums one all the time. It's the lungs one and the erectile dysfunction one that I need
whatdeyecallher 2 years ago 3
Ed Byrne is a genius.
Adam18ImNotOkay 2 years ago 11
i so came up with this joke before him!! :L:L
great minds think a like? no okay:L
PrincessClaiirey 2 years ago
I think the thing is is you're looking at TV shows that the man does. The thing is is that you don't write new material for that.If you saw his live show the material is different. But also comedy is a hard thing to write...a very hard thing and you need to appreciate that sometimes it's just easier...though I will say not all comedians do it. Look at Ros Noble or Dara O' Briain some set pieces but most things change every time..thats just my 2 cents however
WallpaperViolence 3 years ago 13
same with frankie boyle though. they all do it.
Allllthings 3 years ago 37
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doesn't he get tired of endlessly repeating his jokes
eldarcmos 3 years ago
He must not.
padraic2001eire 3 years ago 7
He's a comedian, that's kind of what they do...
rysj 3 years ago 14
Yeah but he's been doing some of his jokes for more than a decade now. That's not an exaggeration. I think Ed Byrne has written some excellent jokes, and I can understand how when a comedian is proud of something it can be hard to let it go, but really Byrne should have let some his jokes go a long time ago.
padraic2001eire 3 years ago 10
You can repeat a joke as much as you want, as long as it's not to the same person.
stevespielberg 3 years ago 44
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No, when you are a comedian, once you record and release something commercially, you shouldn't keep doing it. Even if I agreed with what you are saying, Byrne knew this was going to be broadcast, therefore he was in a way repeating a joke inevitably to people who'd already heard it.
padraic2001eire 3 years ago
Not everyone follows him around. For some people it would be the first time they heard it. I mean, look at television. They show a ton of reruns and people still watch them. Sure the jokes and plots contained in them are old, but that doesn't mean they can't be enjoyed. You're taking it as if you're the only person who listens to his jokes.
stevespielberg 3 years ago 8
Come on, reruns aren't analogous to a comedian repeating jokes at all. And I'm not the only one who listens to his jokes, I'm not even the one who brought the subject up, that was eldarcmos. In fact, go on to most videos of Ed Byrne doing stand up on youtube and you'll find somebody has made a similar point.
padraic2001eire 3 years ago 2
i can watch the same mock the week episode over and over and still laugh... its as much the delivery as the actual comedy
superaven1 2 years ago
@stevespielberg otherwise we'd all run out of gags very quickly.
batmanofni 1 year ago
I saw him last night, and his new material is excellent :) xx
Mangastar1 2 years ago 5