[05/15] This land is my land

[sincerelyjessy]

I love you. <3

[nlemanski15]

Adorbs!

[HankFlobber]

You. Are. The. Cutest. <3

[hrnicek88]

ah the good ol' days when volnessj was a popular YT'er and now fame got to him and he burnt out like courtney love :(

[googlemouse]

THIS IS BRILLIANT!!! I Love you!!! Your really cool, and really fun!

[TomPMelanson]

I LOOOVVVEEE Queermosexual Cowboys

[queermackie]

yeah!!! you should be saturday!!! your fuhreakin awesome!!!

[b28e]

i thought you said tranny cowboy.

[matttherat12345]

when u wear.. your bandana.. your a twat...

[frilliefrill44]

NEW WEDNESDAY!

[snuffying]

G A Y

[ilovegames4you]

Fake mustache....

[ej020487]

"Korey, I really don't have anything to say to you... except I really enjoyed your double-chin."

PWN.

[hetarae]

vagina dentata hahaha ***** <3

[DYYLLAAANNNCORRRAAAO]

that picture of the toothed vagina wormlike thing scared me.. a lot.

[DYYLLAAANNNCORRRAAAO]

I don't want to know what the green thing that looks like a lightsaber dildo is...

[TheRealCharleyDare]

ahahaha your amazing

[DrusillasCrazy]

He's awesome! we need to see more of him :)

[stroberimanisrasanya]

2:19 bahahaha

[mollywatchinstuff]

Good job, Jordan. That was very entertaining.

If they made him Saturday then they'd only need one more person and theeeeen we'd get awesomegays NONSTOP. :)

[zeebee74]

rename it to 6awesomegays u should do saturdays!!!

[indydejesus]

woah!!! i have that EXACT same scarf!!! Hot Topic!!!

[GabyML0262]

2:07 you look like jake gyllenhaal!

<3

[hydeistlove]

hahaha youre awesome~~~~~~

[jeaniebaby001]

you need to be Saturday... seriously! ;D

[0MusicShake0]

lol lovely ending

[DaniePoynter123]

lmfaooo

you're too funny :P

[intrepidtrey]

you're so cute!

[sivler16]

eww....the vagina dentata!

hahah luv ur shorts!

[cassiegirl222]

loved! thanks for the great video Jordan :-D

[Rocker2209]

I Think its time for the five awesome gays to get another member!!! You can do Saturdays!!!!!!!!

[joc868]

omg! ur good! and pocahontas... very very good! hahaha

[faebaby213]

Omg, your amazing.

I don't think you should replacee Tyler, but i do think you should start making videos too.

Your sooo funny.

Like i was laughing on every part.

[turdley3]

I'm a 28 year old straight guy and this one, while amusing, is way past me...

(Nicely done.)

turdley3

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[tyleroakley]

1:14 is my favorite of all time.

[JayeAsakura]

He's cute. I like him. He really made up for Tyler being absent. The spark wasn't lost, you know? Great job, Jordan.

[AnimeLvr77]

LOL! Nice. Tyler picked very well.

[akmediascope]

Oh boy-- I cracked up. You've got potential, Jordon! Keep at it and you'll become less self-conscious

[ajaxouch]

hahahahaha fuckin queermosexual, i love you jordan

[the8thlilpeep]

This was great. loved it! <3

[hardcorebetchohyeess]

roflmao.

[vicvicvicvictorious]

goooorguuusss

[Naakta2]

that was so good lmao, hott legs btw

[johnnykcks]

ROFLMFAO!! Vagina Dentata...

[chapstickgirll]

haha hes a cutie and HILARIOUS. i like him.

[Cloudedmist]

hot tranny mess

[anniebme]

cause we have more powerful weapons : )

[luixav]

hey dont be harsh on stevie! he's pretty cool, cute, original (specially when he re makes stories haha)

and jordan has such nice legs

[popasailorcollar]

Your skin is absolutely flawless.

[x0cupy0cakes0x]

i Loved it :D

[MrsEdwardCullenx35]

What's up with all the Stevie hating? :(

[bunnysuicides101]

sooo hilarious! loved it!

[heyitsjai]

the double chin part was priceless:)

[Sxel92]

You not trendy, you're still lacking the trendy Cowboy Gucci Bag! :D

[AmyriadfthINGs]

wow look at you going on the 20,000 there! :D how great is that!

[LesleyPY]

ok..so where have you been all my youtube life???? lol you were great!!!!!

[romaooamor]

this guy should make part of the 5 awesome gays... seriously

[atlpagan]

YOU made me laugh!! HA HA!

[greenromancepark]

Ah! Jordan! YAY!!!

[bobdaewoo]

AmazIN!

[skywards16]

this was great! your good enough to be on the 5AGS for sure ;) and i think its amazing that on the first time on here, you got more views than any other 5AGs for 2 weeks!

[LiLhomey4life626]

Ahhh I love it when you said "We're fucking twins!" at 2:12. It was the highlight of the video.

[karmarmil]

jordan! you should def be the 6th awesome gay!

[buzzkc1]

Read some of the comments and I think this is one of the best vlogs I've seen in a long time !!! GREAT JOB

[Jkell527]

were fuckin twins!

hahahhaha you are amazing!

[magnusXbane]

roflcopter! xD

queer mo sexual cowboy xD

that made me cry!!

[katietherunner]

Why isn't he one of the 5awesomegays?!

[70ren]

Cuz they are 5... not 6 I suppose! lol

But he'll be great here!!

[duncansomerside]

omg. hahaha you are SO cute!!! i havent seen your channel before but i will deff add you, your sooo funny! loved the whole video, you were a great fill in for tylor!

xxx

[GoddessOfWhatnot]

"queermosexual"  Lol!

[tyleroakley]

Loves it.

[volnessj]

loves you.

[PhlashYo]

why are you so amazing? LOL

[ZaneSylliboy00]

Vagina dentata = TEETH.

WATCH THE MOVIE. It's fucking insane!

[0c4pnh4nk]

hilarious.

[HartzProductions]

Joran, you were très adorbs this week! Thanks for filling in for Tyler, and can I barrow those short-shorts sometime?

-Michael <3

[volnessj]

why of course you can! They were actually my jeans from France, but they didn't fit me anymore. :(

[ninjago0head]

i miss tyler

[jamenfun]

Oh my gawd, its jordan from stacey and the five sausages. You guys should look them on youtube. Their awesome.

[EllyatheDisco]

haha you're awesome 6AG chyeah!!

ur cute too ^-^

[cecart]

I totally loved you.

6AG's!!

[hllblly413]

I was laughing all the way through that video!

untill the last second.

Then i cried.

[drewsbr]

tyler hope to see you back soon

[gabalina]

you're so cute!!!

[4willard85]

You're a breath of fresh air! You should be a regular on 5AG. You should replace Corey.

[krystoferk]

gasp! no!

[YamiRedYami]

Oh I totally agree

[volnessj]

omg no! Korey is my love!

p.s. you spelt his name wrong.

not kool.

[drewsbr]

Corey is awesome this guy was hard to understand talking a little fast

[hllblly413]

egads! blasphemy!

[minhngoanhien]

hate to say it but it's true

[ifzombiesattack]

you should replace the C with a K. :]

[moresugarcoating]

you are so cuhyoooot! not cute. cuhyoooot. haha in that endearing way.

[brownestofbears]

yr adorable and funny and i wish we could see more of you!

[geminix333]

The beginning reminded me of Brokeback Mountain for some reason. :P

[sararandom]

you look alot like Christian Bale to me! But that is a VERY good thing....

[bluesketch87]

JORDAN!! PLEASE replace Stevie on wednesday. you're soo much funnier and cuter and you have a great non-depressing personality that could do wonders for this channel that i hold so dear to my heart

[cafekawaii]

he is pretty depressing actually, lol.

[ifzombiesattack]

while i agree with you that it would be cool for Jordan to be a part of the channel, replacing an original 5ag just isn't needed. each of the gays have their personalities and quirks that bring something special to the show. if stevie were to be replaced, it just wouldn't be the same anymore! no stevie hating! :p

[bluesketch87]

haha seems my oppinion isnt too popular here. I have to respectfully disagree thought. Joe (Thursday) and Michael (Monday) are not original FAGs. (ha) I love them and they are my second and third favorites (Respectfully. I dont think replacing an original is a bad thing if someone new can bring an exciting energy to the channel which stevie does NOT. Sorry for being honest people

[ifzombiesattack]

But, both of those 5ag's left by personal choice. No need to apologize for voicing your opinion, I'm not trying to flame you.

[vickybom1995]

Ahaha.

I have the same shirt as the one in the beginning. :P

[alonelychild]

You´re cute! They should inaugurete a Saturday for you

[PersonOneBillionSix]

as if vaginas weren't scary enough :0

[ohemgeesamm]

awh, your so cayute :)

[Saharra742]

he kinda reminds me of kip from napoleon dynamite

[dwnboy15]

i love tyler xD

i hope you can replace him every time hes out on fridays cause i like this vid for some odd reason

[shina12]

i think you should be the sixth awesome gay (:

love the vid

[fireroomfebbie]

OK, you just made me wish that there were six weekdays in a week. That way we could have 6 awesome gays.

[mickiebee14]

Toothed vaginas seem frightening.

[AplusJequalsPoop]

you got some nice legs :)

[jazzw0rth]

Your mum has loose skin....

[ifzombiesattack]

Not that I'm hating on you! Because on your collab channel, you're really great. :) It's just this wasn't one of your best videos, I guess? But I'm biased because I love Tyler. Haha.

[citizenofvirginity]

Please come back soon! I wanna see more of youuuuuu!

[citizenofvirginity]

Trendy cowboy hahaha I like that!

[allisoneatslomein]

oh, you are amazing. there needs to be 6 awesome gays now =]

[namelesspersons123]

i want u in this channel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[caitlinboo]

can we add you as a saturday? six awesome gays? :)

[Bris26]

Cutie! I thought the twins part was hysterical! Also, I like your savages song.

[iheartwillnderek7]

hahahahahahahaha double chinzzzzz <3

[Cutekatelyn]

Great fill in video! You're so cute! I'm gonna go watch your videos now!

:D

[lightandwriting]

Great fill in! So now I have to go watch your personal channel. Very funny!

[Kayfrizz]

Hello Jorden!

[hiitscolie]

ahahahaaha omg i love the vagina dentata!!!

[HorrorPixieMassacre]

LOL :D

[ErosArcher]

soooo cute

[kira902k]

you are amazing.

the best substitute ive seen on any channel.

<333

[alaninnh]

I'm glad Tyler asked you to substitute for him, otherwise I would never have known about you. I am now one of your newest subscribers. I'm sure your appearance here will generate some more subscribers too.

[LaughLikeNoTomorrow]

Jordan! It's so awesome you have a ton more subs from this vid :] Definitely deserve it!

[TrueWizaard]

Oh, he's cute !

[BiaaBiaa55]

brokeback mountain much. <3 ahah. ilovethis.

[elprettio]

omg Five Awesome Gays = FAG! yay for just realising things.

AANYYWAYYSS please replace tyler because he's my least fave! D: And youre cute and silly

[volnessj]

omg how can anyone hate Tyler?!!!!

I would rape that boy if I could.

I'm in love with him.

[elprettio]

woah man woah. hate is a harsh word!! D:

[steffieiih]

well he does like surprise sex so go for it :D

[Degrexican]

what a stupid ass comment...if you don't like Tyler, why watch on Friday?...and tone down the hate

[ifzombiesattack]

hey now. let's be nice,

[3m0kid101]

im subcribed to jordan too and for like the first 50 seconds i was like "this totaly fits with the 5awesomegays theme this week." and then i looked and it was 5awesomegays and i was like oh.

[littlemissylu]

LMAO! Hilarious, I love how its just so random. TRENDY COWBOY! haha, i loved the 'this land is my land, this land's not your land' thing was amazing! I'll have to check out your page. Can't wait to see Tyler next week!

[pjohnst]

BESSSSST replacement everr!!! LOVE YOU JORDAN!

[tennislover08]

A trendy cowboy LOL

[Cookieanddough]

hehe love it

[emmajmh]

I love you.

[misszale]

baaahahahah 5 stars for "queermosexual." Great job Jordan

[TheLizGang]

omfg star of brokeback mountain!!!:D can i have an autograph please?!?!

[GingerWhutt]

Ah...please don't tell me that vagina bit at the end was a reference to this horrible movie I once watched when I was sick at home with this girl who has teeth in her vag and bit off her brothers ding-a-ling with it....

That was a TERRIBLE movie...

But anyway....I liked you :D Ha ha, 6awesomegays?

[volnessj]

I LOVED "TEETH"!

[helloitsmaddie]

Omg jordan!

i always comment you on our other channel

when i was ur picture instead of tylers on the 5ag thing i was like what am i dreaming but no i wasnt ! even tho i love tyler it was amazing to see you here

[robijuli236]

Omg! I have that same scarf! xD

[jjademarissaa]

twins! fucking twins!

that part killed me!

totally something i would do.

i dont know how i've never seen your channel before

but that is changing right now!

:)

[Macaronniix3]

Uhm... You're pretty much amazing. You should be the six awesome gay... Or take over Mondays. =/

[volnessj]

THERE WILL BE NO TAKING OVER!

[HartzProductions]

you think he should? =/

[Macaronniix3]

Actually no. Sorry. My sister's a bitch. I love you Michael! (Sorry X80,935,823,589)

But I do think he should be a six awesome gay.

[volnessj]

i would never. I love you Michael.

[corpsevalentine]

*goes fan girl for jordan* !!! woo!

[djben1977]

roflmao great one!!!!!!!

[waffletaxi]

omg your pocahontas reference WINS. great job, darling!

[HeLuvsMeMore]

Queermosexual....LOL! Very good fill in! Have this kid back! Ofcourse, I miss Tyler. =0(

[windy135]

Ahhhh your on 5awesomegays im sooo happy  i heart you

[ceres51892]

That beginning was hilarious! ^_^ You're so adorable and funny. I really enjoyed this! I loved when you were singing that song from Pocahauntus! =D

-Ri

[acaterpiller]

This video was hilarious! Definitely going to look at your personal channel! :) Nice job.

[arachnophilia]

yeah this guy should definitely be added to do the weekends. you were great, Jordan!!

[shanohu]

you are the cutest thing i have ever seeen

i adore you<3

pleeeasse do more videos

[shanohu]

omg i love you

<3

[oopsiekidxrawr]

I say they kick out the current Monday, and add this guy. :]

[staceyandthesausages]

NO! I LOVE MICHAEL!

[oopsiekidxrawr]

I'm glad someone does.

[acaterpiller]

That's so mean!

[SonicDeeHedgehog]

He's HOT!!! ADD HIM TO THE GROUP!!!

[holakatiekane]

OHEMEFFGEE! I love you! You're sOoOoOo adorable! PLEASE join the gang! You're my new favorite!

[noggin48]

Ride That Range Cowboy, YeeHa! I hate to remind you, but that land over there was originally painted "pink". Someone perhaps, over there didn't like pink wallpaper, or perhaps "Twinings Tea" :)

[lightkanna]

XD! Ha! Very funny..the last bit part made me LOL but still gross. XD

[dramaticxflaree]

OHMYGOD.

This was hysterical! I'm gonna reiterate what everyone else is saying and say that there should be 6awesomegays.

[Kilendger]

lol you were a great fillin