Easy way to describe Twilight (Read video description)

[ukhistorian]

James Rolfe>The whole cast of Twilight.

[aztecboy4212]

speak the truth man

[EarOrgasms]

hggg

[Seeker4TheUnknown]

Vampiers suck now because of this book! It went from being a cool horror genra to teeage emo girl fantasy.

"GAG"

[Authe]

You just HAD to bring James Rolfe into it.

[AngelCakeEnterprises]

Hahahaha couldn't have put it better myself! XD

[xtwistedxrosesx]

TRUE!!!! Blood Price kicks ass

[MamaLuigiXYZ]

it literally made me shit xD

[Detth2you]

You are my Hero

[Beyondnor]

Listen, people, you really cannot complain about something unless you have experienced it in its entirety. Even if you have, when you hate something and write and make hundreds of hate rants about it, are you really any better than the fanficing fangirls? You still spent your precious time writing on a series and caused people to investigate the series further, and you probably caused multiple people to hate AND love it as well. Bravo, you waste time telling people what they shouldn't like.

[culanker]

HAHAHA brutal yet so so so very true.....

[rasengan37]

nice, ITS SHIT

[AccioPotterz]

I SO agree with you. I wouldn't even call Twilight literature. It's stupid. Everything about it is. At least for me. I can't believe people compared to Harry Potter. I think Harry Potter is too awesome to be even thought of being compared to that crap. And if you guys want to hate, I don't care =D.

[MizuChaHoney555]

i SO AGREE!!

[MNSv2]

lol AVGN

[toucanmel94]

No words can express my joy *applauds*

[joshua61991]

I think The AVGN sumed it up well.

[MrzEdwrdCullen]

I love twilight and I have liked Harry Potter since the first film came out.

I can't believe there is a huge war between them!

[jakemanx]

twilight SUCKS don't watch the movie or read the book they both SUCK

[Penguin360DS]

well that about sums up the 300 (i think) pages of twilight...

[NarutoLPawesome]

hahahaha AVGN lol u should edit it so he takes a dump on a copy of twilight instead of TMNT XD

[Darthbrandon]

No, he actually took a dump on Nightmare on Elm Street, but good idea. LOL

Yeah, I saw the movie (Out of curiosity, before I even heard people say it sucked) and it pretty much sucked. I thought the movie as a movie was OK, but added with the bad acting, bad script, bad characters, and HORRIBLE pertrayal of vampires (Dude, watch some Dark Shadows or Forever Night for REAL vampires), the only good thing about Twilight was the SLIGHTLY hot girl and Linkin park's song was in it! TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!!

[21stEuphoria]

what Lp song was in it?

the chick was slightly hot, but she was pretty much expressionless. it was pathetic, i only saw 2 expressions on her face: boredom, and pain.

[ILOVEU847]

twilight sucks, harry potter is alright, and darren shan and dracula and other vampires NOT created by Stephenie Meyers sexual fantasies RULE

[iihartferretss]

eep, so truee.

[ILOVEU847]

:] yes...!!!

[Darthbrandon]

Don't forget Barnibus Collens and Nick Night! Awesome vampires! Who needs some teenage twit (edward cullin) when you have the Famous Vampire from Dark shadows (And Johnny Depps childhood hero) and A Vampire Detective from Forever Night!

[SmashBrother1985]

AVGN FTW

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Well, I haven't read it, but I think I know enough of it to say it sucks.

C'mon... Sparkling? Purple prose? Supporting stalking and pedophilia?

And it's Meyer's wet dream, to make it worse.

[killingspr4]

if there was a game about twilight the nerd would fuck it up its ass.

[ArouraKmRs]

By the way books abot vampires are usually really tacky and crap, so I was onnly 'able' to read the Twiligh saga because it is well written and from an interesing point of view. :)

[ArouraKmRs]

What idiots say you should hang yourself? Wierd.

Anyways; HARRY POTTER ROCKS!!! lol

But I still love Twilight. :) Sorry :)

[metalmanx12]

haha Harry Potter is awesome, twilight sucks

[pieguy221]

i love the angry video game nerd. but you shouldve put the audio in when he says ASSSSSSS.

but yes twilight is in fact shit

[Twilight23Girl]

i dont like u very much... :P i guess it is your opinion but....if u havent read it how on earth can u judge it? i will admit even tho i luved the movie it was crap compared to the group....except how hot the cast was....anyway... be4 u judge u should read...but the 1st 5 chapters of twilight r boring..

[Slaughtermane]

stfu faggot.

[almightytallestvoldy]

ROFLOL XD I usually don't condone the use of swear words, but that was hilarious. X3 Couldn't be truer either.  Plus it's short, to the point, simple, and easy to remember. :P Dilevery wasn't bad either.

[thebizzness95]

oh no the fucken nerds got mad cause i was talking bout harry potter you faggy nerd sons of bitches rather walk around w/ a wolf suit on than have a magic marker scar on my head wearing albert einstien glasses in a cape carring a fucken wand you nerdy bitchs bet yo asses has all the star wars movies in ment condition in a case on your dresser son of a bitch so i talk bout harry potter and get -5 but 92rachh talk bout hp and twilight and get +3 son of a bitch

[HalloweenScream1]

You're calling them nerds when you're a Hannah Montanna and ICarly fan? Bit of a hyporcite ain't ya?

[thebizzness95]

huh i dont belive...wait .........no i dont think i said ANYTHING about either one of those i recall calling harry potter a fag and all the nerds getting mad that i did so and even IF i was its totally different pple ENJOY watching icarly and hannah montana watching hary potter is cruel and unusual punishment

[HalloweenScream1]

So watching Miley with jher horse teeth and strangley deep voice which is like a mans and has nooo acting talent. ICraly, taking a unoriginal concept and putting annoying actors in it. Haven't we seen enough of the chick that plays Carly? shes been in D&J, Zoey 101, Just Jorden....anything else? So its either the main actress has no acting skills like in Hannah or all the actors just suck like in Carly. Watching those shows makes ppl suicidal. Like Twilight!

[Unf0rget]

Twilight is the most memorable waste of life ever. The moments I wasted reading the first minor chunk of its pathetic text slop I will never have back. The moment I touched that book I had such a sense of failure that I could hardly bring my self to scan the first words. Say no to twilight, save the world!

[thebizzness95]

ok harry potter fucken sucks balls i can NOT even fathom why the hell it got so god damn populor its shit and i dont know who that author lady have to blow in order to get 6 or so movies out of that god forsaken book so if you want to talk bout a book than there you go ffucken fag wizard running around with his fag friends hey harry is sucken on rons sorcer stones rather read about vamps and werewolves than fagget wizard at a faggy bording school go twilight [ sorry gays 4 using fag alot ]

[PhoenixMcClintock]

If there ever was a "twilight in 5 seconds" video, this should be it

[92rachh]

GO HARRY POTTER TWILIGHT SUCKS BALLS im a 17 yr old girl and im FUCKING SICK of hearing about all these retards going on about how great twilight is GET A LIFE great vid, so true :)

[cbdd98]

Well that explains Twilight in one word. Good job. AVGN is awesome by the way.

[cbdd98]

Sorry. I meant two words.

[YPAleader1]

Quick, Simple, and sticks to the truth.

[Drecconard]

Good Lord...Imagine the AVGN actually reviewing it!!!! LOL that would be awesomness in the extreme!!!!

[MillieIshtarMotou]

Harry Potter was fucking awesome. It was always enthralling...until the epilouge...but hey that can be forgiven XD

[Tprinces]

XD ahhh... so simple.... and so true.

[kazenshi]

"I'm not the one reading a book with a depressive bitch and a retarded vampire."

hahaha, that made my day, thanks (:

[GinnyStoleMyMan]

Twilight is easliy one of the worst books I ever read but it certianly helped me with my writing: If a character is too similar to Bella Swan, I know something's gotta change and fast.

[WhiteTigerSprings58]

It is. And I love your vid description. Like a legendary speech, it is.

[Routainen]

So true! You made my day. :D

[xlettersxinxtunex]

Yes, yes it is.

[vycka1234]

Twilight makes Harry Potter look good.

[WhiteTigerSprings58]

It looked good in the first damn place!

[vycka1234]

Harry Potter is shit, but compared to Twilight it's pretty damn good.

[Itaka]

this is great.

great.

14 seconds of greatness.

[downXcameXtheXrain]

haha u r my new hero :D

[lilo19951995]

lol.

[xCrazyJayx]

Even the nerd knows it's shit.

[WhiteTigerSprings58]

Bahaha Us nerds know a lot, you know.

[VampPhan]

Yes, exactly. That completely sums it up! Go fellow Twilight-hater!

[MattyRys]

is that the angry nintendo nerd??

[HardWiredGaming]

MattyRys: Yes it is.

[penguinsrkoo18]

well it was funny but i dont think twilight is shit either however i think harry potter is shit and should have just ended a long time ago!

[Luvdogz247]

I totally agree with Sorakeyblademaster37. Fuck the preps. [=

[Sorakeyblademaster37]

I saw your tags say emo. Actually, most of the people who I see reading Twilight now are preps. Maybe emos used to read it, but maybe they got sick of it once it became so popular.

[Sorakeyblademaster37]

"It's shit." Short & simple to remember.

[Bankotsufan1]

Nothing else needs to be said. "It's Shit" basically sums it up.

[shadow642111]

mean i love twilight change the vids name to an easy way to describe harry potter then ill love this video

[LiKexWhOax3]

lmfao i.love.you! xD

hp > twilight.

[RedheadMetalC]

that was quick and simple,

"its shit!"

[Britamethy]

XDDD <33333

[NightRevolver09]

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA !!! XD

[BlueEqualsLaw]

Hahahaha! OMG! That was awesome!!

[NickTheFallenOne]

good work mate I like how you used the AVGN and seriously I think he would find these disgraceful to vampire movies...

[Twilightroxmysox101]

bum

[kivikoproducshuns]

yes we should burn the twighlight series and foget about it good idea

[halaxis]

the twitards will sonn kill....

[leb8131]

this is funny

[Mercenary4Life]

AVGN would recommend you to play Castlevania with real vampires and vampire slaying instead of watching shity Twilight.

[DeathKnightChi]

yeah someone of the belmont clan should kill all of those faggy bitches

[Bakonfat]

Possibly one of the bet videos ever

[yuvivuy]

Why are Twilight and Harry Potter always being compared???

[psylentknight]

From the looks of it, Twilight may be made into a movie series in the same way HP was, and how both series have a following made up of youths, and a small degree of adults.

[sistemerror01]

why is twilight and real life being compared

[Sorakeyblademaster37]

Well, I think the the TWI't movie people started it for attention. But, that's just me.

[EddieINC]

HAHA, definitely.

Good video, good indeed.

[Gumball713]

Haha, my new favorite video:)

[genesis971]

that was OMg si i agree shit on a stick

[Peterditaa]

why is there a battle between twilight and harry potter? if you compare them, harry potter is a nuke and twilight just a stupid bb-gun!

[sarahewright9]

that was beautiful...(sob)...just beautiful...

[kateclaudia]

hahahaha lol. harry pwns twilight

[GLaDOS209]

LOL. Wonderful, and perfectly epic.

[TommyGun576]

Thank you very, very much

[killingspr4]

give the man who created this a medal!

[Sayafan103]

no comment cuz if I do I know I'm just gonna blow up at that description and end up flagging the fuck out of this vid which would lead to the deletion of my account....so I'm not gonna do that....I was thinking about doing it but after some careful thinking, I've decided it's best if I hold my tounge on this one. Damn now I dont know who to choose....my first love HP or the sparkly vamps!!! TT^TT Wait for me, Emmett Cullen.....wait for me....oh and Harry too...yeah wait for me =P

[Runedude2090]

Hahaha Angry Video Game Nerd ftw.

Anyway yeah, as he said: ITS SHIT!

[DivPax]

Lol, yea that movie sucks.

[ProDCloud]

NICE!!! LOLOLOL OWNED!!!!

[hermitcrab3]

AS I've always said to them: Stop masturbating over Fake Vampires

[KelsieLynn69]

That was appreciated.

=D

[ssaykcul]

the AVGN is always right!

[icecoldbarbie3305]

im so confused i dont know which side of the war im on i luv twilight and harry potter

i kno ill be a mediator

[ssaykcul]

join harry potter. don't join the sparkly vampires

[firefox59999]

that pretty much explains it

[antitwilightofficial]

Funny.

[omgheyxx]

I laughed for like 2 minutes at the last it's shit/

[thedude33333333333]

agreed

[MewAlchemistKumori]

Spooked me for a second. This vid, so true~

[MissDedodakes]

lol wow. :D

[TheEddyMetal]

LOL this vid THE SHIT!!!

[Zippy35927]

true facts.

[SunsetSixFeetUnder]

HAHAHA, I like Twilight, but this was hilarious

[ff7fanbdb]

I'm a straight guy. The series was awesome. Now, the MOVIE, on the otherhand, IS shit.

[jesusfreak87]

I LOVE YOU. ^_^

[atrophicoblivion]

fade22...YOU ROCK! O_O lmao

[Gorillaz101494]

Hahaha...I love it. 8D FAAV

[HellDevil75]

Rofl. I love this video! I'm so favoriting! =]

[BBethKKnight]

lmao

[brmcd911]

two words to summarize the entire series...the sad thing,for twilighters that is,is that those words are true.

[Pandakittenpaws]

i love twilight, but its true

[NATALIESIMO]

XD

ahaha

[HumanEatingPanda2]

xD ROFL <3 Your video . Totally agree. Its Shit .

[Pottyf0rPotter]

Hello! ;)

Yes. I too, agree. The two best words to describe Twilight: It's. Shit.

[HumanEatingPanda2]

Rofl :D .

Hi- five , averyl :P .

[AngyAndroid]

Lol, easiest way to describe that horrid movie.

[mattsephton101]

describing the book really...

[FF4eternity]

fuck man. srsly if you like twilight please dont try to say like any classical piece will be bellas theme. you ignorant fools! they compare something so great (Clair de Lune not to mention RIVER FLOWS IN YOU!!) to some incompetently made love story.

[princessrockout]

i dont agree its shit, but i can laugh. I like harry potter and twilight, and the people that obsess over edward are weird.

this vid made me laugh, good job

[Hollistergirl22348]

awesome video, dude!

twilight IS shit!

[littlebuffyfreak]

Ahaha good job, not wasting too much time with it, yet getting the very important message across. I commend you!

[Darthbrandon]

I see you like another thing I like??? lol First Zoey101, then Halloween, now Angry Video Game Nerd? Whats next? A Saw/Drake and Josh crossover? Hahah, yeah, best way to describe the film. (Lot of bad reviews) It was based off of a book? Its sh*t! It sh*t! ITS SH*T!

[dasanycitrus]

twilight is shit.

[BlazeCrazy]

TWILIGHT FUCKING SUCKS MONKEY ASS FUCK DOO DOO SHIT BALLS!

Ripp off of Vampire Knight.

[antitwilightofficial]

I don't like swearing, but this is funny.

[blackbeltshopper2]

jeez. ok if you like twilight then good. if you dont then fine. but people need to stop making sad pathetic videos of how they think its shit. fine if you think the books crap but get over it! stop fucking whinging about it and go read a book you think is good FFS!

[TowelieSaysHey]

Tell your prissy fangirls to stop putting anything about twilight in every corner of the internet.. jesus christ they even pirated a video game to this shit!

[Scarletngrey22]

Twilight sucks, weak plot, over dramatized romance, vampires... it's a thirteen year old emo-girl's dream come true. They cant get a boyfriend but they can pretend that edward is their boyfriend. Get a life, read I am Legend for a real vampire story.

[TowelieSaysHey]

That story and the movie was the shit.

R.I.P Sam

[CutThePain]

Jealous much?

[RoxieBellee]

HAHA I LOVE THIS!!!!

[guitarman4eva]

FUCK TWILIGHT!

[KITTYKAT5555]

Go Twilight It was a great movie!!!! Go DIE 4 HATEING IT

[RandomRavingRanter]

Look, you can't hate somebody for hating something completely unrelated to you. Just throwing that out there, KK5555.

[procopato]

No it wasn't it was SHIT! It's made for sad teenage girls who can't get a real boyfriend. Horrible, simply HORRIBLE!

[FearTehFan24]

LMAO Angry Video Game Nerd is once again, completely right

[XxWebkinzxPunkXx]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

[Viper6390]

The AVGN didn't review this shit, but the Nostalgia Critic did as Chester the Bum! He just posted his review on his website a few hours ago and the movie and the story finally gets the bashing it deserves. YAY BUM! I will definetly give you change.

[danny702x]

hahah ur god!!!! xD fuck twilight

[starcc1]

LOL!!!!

im a twilighter but not an overlyobsessed rabid fangirl...the fandom is so overrated and stupid.

JKR & HP FTW! FOREVER AND EVERRRR!

<3

[prettykittykay123]

i like twilight but i did find this really funny x

[QuartuvLarry]

Here's my tribute to Twilight:

watch?v=rBQ4QJlKkpo

A friend of mine is a big fan and I had to tease her about it.

[rybo30]

you're amazing dude. i totally agree.

[Bodacious468]

kick ass

[XxSaphireXxX]

i dont agree but that was hilarious!

[ROFLGOATS]

I was expecting a long description, just so I could say, "Wouldn't it have been easier to say 'it's shit'?"

But you beat me, clever devil.

[Sightles]

There was a picture of AVGN.

Your a fucking idiot if you expected a long description.

[ROFLGOATS]

Yeah, but when the thumbnail is the size of a thumbnail, it's hard to tell that it's AVGN.

LET US COMMENCE ARGUING UPON THE INTERWEBZ!

[Sightles]

Hey!

FUCK YOU!

[ROFLGOATS]

>:O

I am very angry, as indicated by that emoticon!

[Sightles]

GETOFF THE INTERWEB NAO MUTHAFUCKER!

Were done.

[coltonio]

bravo, the only true way to describe twilight

[SakuraShirubi]

CLAP CLAP CLAP FOR YOU!

[kotaro07]

twilight=shit :D

[langdeau54]

you're my hero

[xTrueNightmaresx]

oh and harry potter kicks ass also,haha

[xTrueNightmaresx]

lol, i like twilight very much actually, the books at least, fuck the movie, but i can honestly say this is funny, haha nice man.

[xDakkx]

fucking hilarious! and so true.

[quixotiic]

Yes, it is shit. :D

[TwiliterluvsRob]

yYou left a comment on my page, um I don't rant about your Harry Potter books, and I really don't have a problem with you talking bad about Twilight, I'm just saying that I don't agree with you...

[buthippo]

agreed the fuck hole who wrote the book fucked up vampires

[GiR14]

Sound's like your really saying "BA SHIT" ... ?

[danny702x]

bravo!!!!!

[seesnapefly]

THIS

[benji7]

This is fucking awesome! I am the only one in a group of my friends who hates it... hopefulyy it'll go out of fashion soon...

however, harry potter is also kinda shit...

[lala00678]

your face is shit.