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  • Like the movie, hate the game, you can only teleport a few feet around your enemies other than the cool takedowns which dont compensate for all the negative points.

  • u r just so hot shut up and get nekkid

  • they say that the game sucks because the film does and

    others say that it sucks because that all they hear.

  • the game goddess?..yeah.

  • the movie was good but they just wasted their time making the game coz it sucks

  • She is cute in a weird way.

  • JUMPER IS THE BEST GAME OV ALL TIME. MY MUMMY BOUGHT ME IT AFTER SHE CLEANED MY BUMBUM. YOU CAN SMASH YOUR FACE INTO THE CONTROLLUR UNTIL NOSEBLOOD IS EVERYWARE.

    TSIMFUCKIS FOR PRESIDINT!

  • stfu gurl u dnt know shit the movie was awesome nobody agrees with u the game did suck doe.

  • but i like the movie and how is the game

  • Wait a minute.. WTF BITCH? Jumper was fucking good.. Bitch needs to stfu with her bs.

  • And for clarification: KKK = Klu Klux Klan, a racist gang who wear white hoodies and kill black people. Second, the swastika is, from what I understand, a Buddhist (I think) symbol of peace, and Hitler took the symbol believing that he could bring peace by killing off 6,000,000+ Jews. At least that's how I understand it (except for the Hitler's belief thing)

  • @Hamawongu KKK doesn't just hate black people they hate anyone with a different religion or race

  • @watchuproblem true that, but i was just giving an example

  • To be honest, I liked the movie, but it had a really disappointing ending and they canned the second movie from what I understand. The game (on Wii) was okay, but not great. The graphics suit it perfectly though and it's a lot easier to Jump because of the Wiimote. Xbox 360 and PS2 games suck ass for this in my opinion. If you're gonna get it, get it for Wii. Just my opinion.

  • I liked the game.... even though it was really short.

  • Hex from Good Game is hotter, She's a gaming goddess. Kyra is maybe a demigod perhaps.

  • I actually like the movie and thought that the game would have so much potential to be an awesome ground breaker.....

    ........however after ten minutes of gameplay the only thing that was broken was my heart. . .

  • boner at first sight

  • jumper was awsome u suck

  • are you retarted? Jumper was the shit. awsome movie! you suck boo!

  • w00t? Jumper = worst movie of the year? it was fucking awesome...

  • yah she is hot, to bad the majority of you are fat tubs of lard that cant get of there asses tapping this goddes is only possible in your dreams

  • yo i bought the movie, without watching it first and I love it, and secondly yes he does jump anywhere he wants if he can envision it he can jump, like from the top of the Eiffel tower and land in freakin egypt, c'mon and she does suck by the way, i'm waiting on #2 of the 3 series, Iron is comin back in may where the F* is jumper

  • wtf... i liked the movie O.o

  • Seen it was a chick and....Figured someone wrote this for her. The whole ''Sexy halo'' shirt points out that your trying to hard

  • She really is the perfect woman

  • the perfect woman:D

  • and she liked jericho so you know this is shit

  • jericho is the best in the world at what he does you noob!

  • i think your talking about the wrestler im talking about the game im no noob your just a retard

  • @khalid027 Lol your an idiot Jericho the game! lol!! hahahaha Jericho is a faggot he hit a women look up the video that's some pussy shit you never hit a women.

  • "Did you see Jumer? Neither did I"

    So you just said you haven't seen it but your giving it bad reviews?

    If you are a super-natural fan and watch this movie knowing it is going to be very short then you will enjoy it.

    The movie effects weren't bad either.

    You give terrible reviews for movies and no one should review a game made because of a movie.

  • Tiger Direct uploaded the video, not this girl. So they wrote the description, not her. Her eyes look like Taylor Swift's....all fucked up and squinty all the time. Just thought I should add that.

  • worst movie? it's my fav!!

    If I could choose powers, I would choose those

  • Everyone has it wrong: Teleportation = Impossible.

    But if where going to talk fiction: Teleportation would be simply having everything that composes a human crushed into such a tiny space that they create a blackhole, which they exit at a point of their choosing by reexpanding. Oh, that, or they evaportate, becoming so massive, and invisible, that they occupie all space on a planet at one time, and simple go wherever they want. But, thats all impossible.

    Cheers.

  • this girl is fucking annoying as hell...

  • who cares she is soooooo hoootttt

  • I thought Jumper was a good movie, not the absolute best but defineatly not as bad as people are saying it is. I have never been a fan of movie based games.

  • the ending is the part that sucked inthe movie the rest was all nice

  • wtf is she talking about? Has she even played it? If she had she would know it's one of the worst games ever to complete. the last level is practically IMPOSSIBLE. I gave up having been frustrated by a moving camera system that makes you go in the exact direction you didn't want to go in, swarms of enemies that all look the same as you so you can't tell what's going on, and cheating AI which counters every move you try. Its a random quicktime event which changes as you press the fucking button.

  • Heres the problem with teleportation... You would have to copy one self to another position meaning you have to delete the original person. Its not teleportation

  • What the fuck are you talking about? Teleportation is the crossing through of the 10 dimensions. Stretching one point through another point allowing the movement of the person or object through space and time. Much like folding a paper over itself while a bug is walking on it, it moves from one side to the other. You are thinking of The Prestige...God, take a quantum mechanics class before you blurt shit out on the internet trying to sound smart.

  • Concept was pretty good but both the film and the game sucked balls.

  • jumper good film but the game its feels liek its stuck in 2001

  • movie is great!even my dad lyks this and tht takes alot

  • well the movie was good but the game LOOKS SO F*CKING BAD!!!!

  • FUUUUUUUCK U PURPLE HAIRE BITCH JUMPER IS A GREAT MOVIE ALSO UR GOING 2 HATE THIS BUT THERE MAKING JUMPER 2 they said if #1 was good they made 2 n they already made the idea for 2 n 3 when they made 1

  • Shitty movie, shitty game, get over it. And as for the sequel, the developers couldn't give a rats ass about the quality...as long as stupid people like you go and make them money, they are going to make more crap and respectively, more shovelware games.

  • dude. i'm only gonna say this once...

    get a real life and stop wasting your time posting ridicoulous comments on videos. Jumper IS one of the worst movies. that can be said by the majority of people that have seen it. including me. if you like it then go buy it and stop wasting other people's time.

  • I truly hope you didn't think that would work.

  • what a douche bag... she may be pretty, but she must be a natural blond if she argues that jumper was a terrible movie.

  • Jumper was so bad that it is now being used in third world countries as a means of torture.

  • i wasnteven aying attention to wat she was talking about i just started to the queen of girls O_O

  • omg she is hot...

  • kyra is very nice look

  • I dont care about the game...

    i just too adored to see Kyra....

    So beautiful....

    Beautiful.. OMG,, your the girl in my dream, i wish i'm your Gaming God...

  • WTF is wrong with you???

    you cant say that we all know it sucked if we all loved it!!!

    The movie was amazing and had tons of action, and thrills!! yea it wasnt the most perfect movie....but that is what you get for having a story line that doesnt bring much to the table!!! the game sucked but the movie made over $10,000,000 million in the box office!! So yea, good luck with your

    dumb reviews!!

  • It was a pretty bad film... what she said about the game can be said on the film as well. They had a good concept and they fucked up... because of the fact that the person can basically jump everywhere, me and my friends came up with tons of other, better ideas during the movie... we were always like "he could simply..." or "why didn't he just...".

  • i would do really dirty things with her, really, really dirt. think of the most HC porn vid ever but 10X more hot and dirty.

  • i dont know her, and i hate her already

  • where to download the game?

  • not sure u can download...cuz the one i played was on PS2, so i'm not sure if u can get it on pc...but i suggest u keep trying to look for a way to download it. but if u cant then just buy or sumthing

  • try to torrent it. they must have this as a torrent.

  • kyra you really suck

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  • WTF? The movie kicked ass, I dont know what shes talking about.

  • It was ok but wouldnt say the worst film

  • Hey stupid reviewer. Jumper was the best movies ever. Imma whack you with my stick.

  • I would'nt watch this video if you weren't hot >.>

  • well...one thing could make the movie more awesome....to show every time the dust or when they telep and when they appear......but the movie is like 9/10.....AWESOME....never played the game tho.....why aren't there any videos about this game???

  • If they had dust appear when they teleport it would be copyright!!!

    Marvel had NightCrawler, and he teleported with smoke!! plus if they teleported in public, they would have been seen!! so it was better to keep it off!!

    one more thing is that when they did teleport, a weird aura was around them for a quick second, and that is good, because they are traveling space and time

  • no...in the movie....after they teleport....they leave a weird dust.....like a portgate....or something like....but in the game no...

  • What i meant was if they had smoke appear!!! and no they had a Jumpscar

    after they jumped!! and it was a auro!!!

    i just watched the movie!!

  • whatever.....scar...smoke....t­hat's what i meant

  • no u meant smoke not scar

  • no,she just a f**king Bi*ch!she is blind,the game is not that bad...its kinda fun,that shit just can play game...

  • the movie was ok it was not bad

  • worst movies wat d fuk 1 of d bbbbbbbbbbbbbest movies ever

  • AGREED!!!!!

  • cumdumpster

  • JUmper was fuckin awesome!!!

  • IT REALY WAS AWESOME

  • It was the best movie ever!!!!!

  • your hot

  • Jumper is nice, you dont now shit about fiction movies, its suposed to be like that...

  • jumper rocks

  • cute girl that plays video games.... its every nerds dream ;)

    and the movie is actually not THAT bad, ive seen MUUUUCCCHH worse and with the magic of mary jane it becomes one of the most exciting movies u will ever see XD

  • She is so sweet!!!

  • jumper movie is awesome1

  • wow .. the movie games might be trash most of them anyways but that fucking movie was awesome idk what she was talking about i loved the movie!!!

  • bitch

  • jumpers got to be the worst game ive ever played...i actually did feel like throwing my controll at my plasma tv.....for those who haven't played it im suggesting you dont dat shit sucks

  • I want a Halo 3 t-shirt!

  • kkk means kool klux ken, lol

  • i want a t-shirt like hers

  • im going to stick my dick in the movie main actor no homo kkk

  • the movie was pimpin' kkk ftw (kool kats only)

  • im going to stick my dick in this bitch

  • wow the movie was good kkk (kool katz onli)

  • kkk

    koolkatsonly

  • lol you made a fool out of yourself! dont you know that kkk is short for Ku Klux Klan? the stupid rasict bastard with white hoodies and who kills black people? they suck, stop using kkk!

  • your a fucktard kkk stands for kool kats klub so fuck off kkk

  • do some research! kkk came before that stupid kool kats klub shit! ITS A FREAKIN RASICT CLAN YOU MORON!!! Its liek im using the hitler flag as a symbol of peace! ITS SO IDIOTIC! STOP USING KKK!

  • the swastika was around way before hitler and it accualy did mean peace before hitler changed the look of it and used it for a different perpious

  • kkk isnt hitler its some rasict bastard in the usa, it came after the civilwar...

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  • the swastika was not used by the kkk it was a buddist peace symbol and hitler took it and fliped it

  • say what? I just commented a guy that used "kkk" for "kool kats only" or some shit, so I told him straight out: kkk stands for ku klux klan... and it was dumb to use it in a sentence... :) but you probably replyed to someone else... and ye I know hitler used the sumbole and flipped it, isnt it also the sighn of sun or something?

  • @goofoffproductions i thought it was Nordic simbol of the sun

  • @goofoffproductions He also took it from the crusades when a certain genrel made his cross longer and had like a T on each end

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  • i actually liked the movie... best i've seen in a while.. why does everyone think it sucked? no movies with Sam Jackson sucks.. i hope they make jumper 2... plus a new video game.

  • ye I saw it first yesterday, it wasnt that bad!

  • i like the movie

  • what a fucking bitch shes copying everything other sites have said about the game like ign who said about the jump orbs and the part about paladins being jealous of jumpers..

    stupid bitch

  • NICE SHIRT!!

  • AND IN THE DESCRIPTION its says

    Did you see Jumper? Neither did I.

    so how can you judge the movie ??????

  • when you say many will agree that the movie sucks........ 2 people doesn't mean many

  • plz stop

    .......

  • what a cunt

  • emos are taking the world,now they also review games? wtf!

  • one of the worst movies?

    of course everyone is initialed to an opinion, but she needs a bat in the face.

  • jumper is a sick movie the game looks sick and is it kindve wrong that i think shes hot

  • why cant the same be said about god of war come on

  • This bitch is stupid, Jumper is a good movie.

  • r you crazy the movie is amazing

  • WHAT?!

    i think the movie is awesome...that movie is badass..

    the game look like it sucks though

  • Would a male homosexual enjoy this game?

  • seriously? i thought dat movie was good

  • Actually the movie is good. The game sucks.

  • that chick is pms'n or somthin that film was the shit

  • HELL YEAH!!!

  • the movie was one of the worst this year?

    WTF? u go and se the movie before u say somthing! it was fucking great!

    and u guys think this girl is hot?

    how ugly is the girl's where u from? haha...

    ennyways. im sure the game sucks, dont know

    but the movie is great!

  • why doesnt hardly anyone like the movie jumper?! i thought it was REALLY good. i got the game for christmas and she is right the graphics arent good at all but it doesnt seem like its terrible or anything that she said. thats mmy opinion though. :)

  • the movie was good, all the people saying its bad are fags, the game was bad tho. any movie with samuel jackson is good

  • I agree with you casino16. the movie was good. The game looks like one of those games like Eragon and Narnia.

  • 1. I'm touched that you went to so much effort because i somehow hit a touchy subject with you in a previous comment. You set a good example for other women by standing up for yourself and i am sure they are proud of you!

    2. tell me something i DONT know, or impress me by giving a more detailed description.

    3. If you cant iron or bake then i would check your genitals for scarring because when you were born you might have had something sawn off that your parents have yet to tell you about.

  • Still unimpressed by your stupidity. 1)The 15 doesn't stand for my age. 2)And yeah, I am standing up for myself because sexism is wrong and offensive. It's pigs like you that make so many men look bad to women. 3) I've seen the movie twice so I'm sorry that I can't give you a screen by screen analysis of everything that happened. 4) Hey, genius. Girls aren't all the same. Some are good at sports, games, domestic stuff, etc. 5) And I guess you know all about having "something sawn off," don't you

  • i like the movie and i went to the movie theaters and then i brought the movie

  • wtf jumper is a hella good movie

  • man..am i the only person who liked the movie jumper? i thought it was really good.

  • ur not the only one man. I like the movie too. Even went out an bought the movie.

  • Youre a really good host~!

  • I love how they market to the lonely geeky pathetic gamers lol

  • her halo top makes her hot! -.-

  • WTH Jumper was a good movie. Better than some other pieces of Trash movies out there. Haven't played the game yet and if i trust this reporter after her comment on the movie, i would probably have to be insane

  • i cried it was so bad. Worst graphics for a game, ever. Don't be fooled what they show in the trailer. And the game play, as she said, is awful.

  • JUMPER WAS A GOOD MOVIE

    game sucked a donkey's cock

  • WHAT? Jumper was fucking insane I thought she a bitch.

    Game does blow though.

  • Oh and by the way, when you said that "i think most of us would agree blah blah that jumper is one of the worst movies of the year so far". i would consider that a stupid thing to say considering it won an award and received 2 nominations. stick to reviewing and voicing your opinion on girls made for women where the concept is easier understand. i recommend "Angus thongs and perfect snogging" it should be less confusing for an idiot such as yourself. lots of love xoxox

  • when i said "stick to reviewing and voicing your opinion on girls made for women where the concept is easier understand" i meant movies made for women where the concept is easier to understand. im tired.

  • trust a woman to watch a science fiction movie and not understand the storyline where it actually requires you to think. Jumper is pretty straight forward and i got it all on the first time, you dont need to be a rocket scientist. Doing a review on what you thought of the matrix trilogy next week? i wouldnt bother.

  • What the hell? I'm a girl and I understood the movie just fine. Don't be a sexist asshole of a pig.

    And for the record, I thought the movie was great, so it's not a just for guys. Don't be idiot next time you want to make some not so smart remark about girls not understanding a science fiction movie that "actually requires you to think."

    Maybe she's just an idiot. That ever occur to you, shogoz? Not all women agree with her.

  • Hi becca!!!

    Nice to see your womany typing skills are improving! by my calculations it took u like maybe a month to type a response to my carefully worded and most logical summary of women not being able to properly understand sci fi movies! Tell me in your next message what this movie was about before i believe that a mere woman, such as yourself, can understand the concept of this movie. k thx!!! i await your reply. Oh, and please make sure my clothes are ironed and that you make me a pie!

  • Okay. Clearly you're even more of an idiot than I realized. Shogoz, stop insisting on being a bastard.1. I saw your comment the same day I posted my reply, but I had to make an account before I could tell you what a moron you are. 2. This movie is about people called Jumpers who can "jump" to anywhere they want to be, so long as they have a picture of it. The paladins hunt them, because they believe they have to much power.

  • Hi beccaleelee "15" (<--obviously stands for age! congrats to making it to puberty by the way!). I'm glad u were able to find me a summary of the movie somewhere on the net! it was really understanding it because it was so concise and simple! like you have to be when you talk to a woman. But i am NOT one of your girlfriends and would rather prefer to have a DETAILED description of the movie. Ok now i shall answer your number thingys.....

  • PS i have absolutely NO idea why it said i wrote what i said up a week ago when i know for damn sure it has been nearly a month

  • And to continue:

    3. Dude, I can't even use an iron or bake a pie. You know why? Because not all girls are bubble-headed idiots who only know how to do housework. 4. You are a complete and utter moron. I watch scifi, my friends watch scifi, my sisters watch scifi. 5. Hey genius. Did you know that "Jumper" was a book first?

  • whats she talking about? Jumper is a sick movie. I'd call her a bitch but she's hot.

  • she is very cute =)

  • of corce shes a gamer SHE HAS A HALO SHIRT

  • its nearly impossible to make a 3D Game with "real" teleportation... except like p0rtal or with the "translocator" from Unreal Tournament xD

  • sweet LADY ;)

  • I SOO AGREE WITH THE COASTER STATEMENT. Except i'd do it with the actual movie. The CGI death scenes are funny though

  • do people really buy these movie games?

    damn it i cant find the specicals on youtube

  • Omg a halo babe, i would soo have sex with her!

  • she's hot

  • Cortana???

  • yea...im sure she actually played this game and wrote this review, and shes DEFINITLY not reading off a teleprompter either ughhh god and she actually had HIGH hopes for a jumper game.....what a fuckin retard. u arent a gamer bitch, quit acting like it.

  • that chick is fucking annoying

  • stupid purple haird bitch lemme fuck ur ass

  • hahahhaa funny

  • the movie felt like it should have had its own comic or novel just to explain the backstory better... playing as griffin should have fleshed out his backstory more, but I think making games has gotten so easy that making great games has gotten almost impossible for most studios... they probally are ashamed of how fast and rushed they did things, I guess.

  • and people dont agree bitch jumper movie and game were awesome

  • worst movies of the year whatever jumper was AWESOME

  • SLUT