You can just tell the executive who came up with this idea was probably some MTV reject...one of those old suit-wearing tightasses who thinks you can make anything "cool" by using a bunch of 90's cliches like paying random teenagers to stand around and look ironic.
Next, they'll probably pay some MMA fighters to sell raisin bran.
Dancing with another two people in a kiddie pool with 2 inches of water, in what looks like somebody's muddy backyard, while eating some high-fat industrial bullshit... where do I sign up for this?
okay wtf is soooo great about mayonnaise!! if i have miracle whip, am i going to start running and screaming! its just fucking mayonnaise not red bull!
@laughter66619 shut up red bull is just fuckin caffeinated taurine wtf drinkin it doesnt make you awesome/hardcore retards brainwashed from these ads have ideas like tht in their head. its called marketing theyre tryin to sell their product and for some reason attract the younger audience. notice how every line in the ad is mentioned in the saame tone throughout the whole thing.
@kingcamilo so if i have miracle whip im gonna be awesome and hardcore?! wut the fuck is the big fucking deal with what i said in my first comment and for the record i hate red bull..
@laughter66619 noo youre missing the whole point. some people fall for it some dont this is also known as publicity and for the product that theyre selling yeah its ridiculous to have it aimed at a younger audience. if they were sellin an energy drink retards would be like"yahh rockstar ftw fuck the others! we hardd" but since its mayo it doesnt have the same brainwashing effect
Yeah Miracle Whip, don't tone it down, don't change for anyone, Mircale Whip! The man be hatin', but don't listen to what he has to say, you keep doin how you do
Still ranks as the worst concept for a commercial I've ever seen. The other version of the same commercial (the "don't be so mayo" one) is possibly even worse. It's amazing that this went all the way to be release and nobody realized what a misfire this was.
I guess we now know which mass-produced, mass-marketed, "hip, new & edgy," 75+ year-old sandwich spread brand all of the really unique and forward-thinking rebels® eat.
This is such an absurd commercial. What's their angle? Are they trying to make mayonaise look chic and in-style? I'm 99% sure that consumers of Mayo are not concerned with being cool or anything.
this commercial makes me weep for all the people subjected to it's blatant nonsense. Stop pandering to 20-somethings and trying to be hip...it's just down right pathetic.
Who's in charge of green lighting this stuff anyways?!
I'm tired of Miracle Whip trying to be so bad-ass. You are Miracle Whip. You are a condiment, not a person! You're not counter-culture! You are as button-up as it is possible for a condiment to be. If you don't believe me, ask my Dad, he buys it and he's 60 years old!
this ad talks about the flavor as in "our product has a noticeable taste and of you mix it in a salad you can taste it", yeah there is a cheesy party but whoever feels their intellingence is insulted by this is fucked in the head, mayo has always been good, commercials have always been bad. unless you are being sarcastic... In which case i should say this whole argument was written under the influence of DXM... goodnight... fuck i confused myself again
FUCK YOU! WE ARE MIRACLE WHIP! WE WON'T TURN IT DOWN WE WILL NOT BLEND IN. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. WE DESTROY YOUR HOUSE AND BURN YOUR CROPS. WE WILL SALT THE VERY EARTH UNDERNEATH YOUR CONFORMITY. YOU WILL KNOW WHEN WE ARE IN YOUR SANDWICH. FUCK YOU.
So everyone who hates MW is a boring stick in the mud with no life? Gee thanks for hurting my feelings, jerk! (in case it got lost in translation, I hate MW!!!)
This one time at the park I accidentally threw my Frisbee into a group of people having a picnic. I started jogging over to retrieve it but stopped when I saw a jar of Miracle Whip on their table. Needless to say, I didn't dare go ask for my Frisbee back. That crowd is just too tough and edgy. A toy isn't worth my life.
M ygirlfriend was into miracle whip but i i ever kept in my home is mayo,she had mayo for so long she tryed to go back to miracle whip she said it was disgusting wheres the mayo lol.
Wow these guys are so passionate about their Miracle Whip, I'm surprised they're not playing in it like little kids who play in mud. I don't even like mayo and I'd rather eat it than this stuff.
@XxTheJosephxX because it's trying to be so darn cool when the fact is, it's not. There is nothing cool about miracle whip. Just look at it and try to relate it with something you eat. It's like a parody of itself. "We are not like the others, we are miracle whip and we will not tone it down". Be serious man :P
GOD I hate this marketing campaign VISCERALLY! I can see the fucking suits analyzing the demographic charts, hurrumphing and finally picking out the trendy young market to hock this shit to. "Hip it up Wallace! It needs to be more hip!" I hope fucking miracle Whip is chock full of carcinogens so the goddamn dolts that fall for this drivel DIE!
maybe you idiots didn't get the point of the damn addvertisment, becasue what they're trying to say is, "It's us here at miracle whip and we're not gonna tone it down we don't care if u don't like our commercials"
U people on youtube have nothing better 2 do obviously than complain becasue the commercial just told you the will not under any circumstance tone anything down but you're all crying anyway how sad does that make all of you.
What part of not tone it down dont u get, youtubers?
@Andknowyouknowbuddy i think YOU have missed the point actually. See, they do care whether we like their commercials or not; hence the point of it existing. Commercials are meant to be liked so people will buy their products. This commercial is receiving negative attention because it undermines social movements everywhere with something trite.
@Andknowyouknowbuddy You are totally missing the fucking point. The whole "we won't tone it down" implies that they are ratcheted up to this really edgy, super-cool status. Fuck that noise! It's a fucking condiment and they're talking about it like a revolution for christ's sake!
I bet you're a big fan of the "Oh Yes We Did" on the Domino's pizza boxes too, the latest incarnation of HORRIBLY CORNY OUT OF TOUCH ADVERTISING
@kaneblues YEAH, tea partiers and their fucking miracle whip, THEY WILL NOT BLEND IN, NOR WILL THEY TONE IT DOWN. Thats exactly what I thought when I saw this advertisement for a food commercial.
Hey Miracle whip fucking rocks!! and if anyone ever starts leaking poison gas through cracks in your ceiling ,Miracle whip will stop up the cracks!! just ask Joe Louis!!!!
Mayonnaise will NEVER be hardcore. I don't care WHAT the commercial says, it's still mayonnaise. Tone it down, that's it. How the hell do you tone down fake mayonnaise? Fuck I hate that. GOD IT MAKES ME ANGRY!! Look at them trying to be like some kind of 'movement'. Some kind of really radical group. For god's sake it's just mayonnaise. Man. Fuck you Kraft.
I also stopped buying Kraft products for authorizing this stupid commercial to air! I would like to know who what the idiot that conceived this idea looks like and how he managed to persuade the rest of the people who filmed this commercial including the actors to agree to such a stupid and idiotic thing such as this shit! But, ultimately, the one to blame are the idiots from Kraft for funding it and authorizing it to air! So, fuck you all.
I come from the Balearic Islands, Spain. The city of Maó ( Menorca) is where it is though the Mayonesse comes from. I personally love Mayonesse and it is part of my our Blearic cusine. I firts moved to Canada a few years ago i bought that Miracle Whip thinking it was mayo ( dumb me didnt read the label) ....After ONE bite I threw it in the Garbage
clearly hipsters are one of a kind. that is why they are disposed to the newest trends and visciously attacking anyone who is not a white vegan progressive liberal pretending to be poor and bisexual.
Since these f**king retarded commercials last year, I've saved nearly 200 dollars because I stopped buying kraft brand products. Thank you Miracle Whip, for turning me onto generic no-name brands. Eat Me Kraft cause I'm never eating you again.
@esoxlee12 so you stopped buying all kraft products because of this one commercial? dude you just out indie-rocked the most indie-rock commercial I've ever seen! congratulations!
To the fuck heads at Miracle Whip INC : this is the gayest shit I have ever seen. Fuck you miracle whip, you fucking queers. You think this retarded commercial makes your stupid fucking sandwich condiment look hip, jesus Christ words can't fucking describe how annoying this commercial is.. or how bad your fucking product is.
We have never deliberately eaten a pannini, or a crostini, or a fellarini. We are sandwiches, and your sandwich needs eggs and oil. Your bleached flour, hormone enriched hams and chickens--sliced in a bacteria rich atmosphere by newly trained teenagers, your ethylene-ripened tomatoes, processed cheeses, malathion doused arugula, pesto sauces made
AND MIRACLE WHIP... JUST SETTLE DOWN, I CAN'T HANDLE IT!
abbyxxoo 2 days ago
That short haired hipster is so hot.
starshkr46 4 weeks ago
Stupidest fuckin commercial ever.
What exactly is "revolutionary" about mayonnaise?
You can just tell the executive who came up with this idea was probably some MTV reject...one of those old suit-wearing tightasses who thinks you can make anything "cool" by using a bunch of 90's cliches like paying random teenagers to stand around and look ironic.
Next, they'll probably pay some MMA fighters to sell raisin bran.
Nero50Z 1 month ago 2
Dancing with another two people in a kiddie pool with 2 inches of water, in what looks like somebody's muddy backyard, while eating some high-fat industrial bullshit... where do I sign up for this?
brobbus0 1 month ago
Hipster mayo. Me no buy.
glitch509 1 month ago
Hipsters dancing in kiddie pools? Douche bag with a guitar? Jiz-wipes to transition scenes? Tone it down Miracle Whip, you suck...
Coltsfannick 1 month ago 2
@kingcamilo so if i eat miracle whip im gonna be hardcore and awesome?! Wut the fuck is the big deal of what i put in my first comment?!
laughter66619 1 month ago
okay wtf is soooo great about mayonnaise!! if i have miracle whip, am i going to start running and screaming! its just fucking mayonnaise not red bull!
laughter66619 2 months ago
@laughter66619 shut up red bull is just fuckin caffeinated taurine wtf drinkin it doesnt make you awesome/hardcore retards brainwashed from these ads have ideas like tht in their head. its called marketing theyre tryin to sell their product and for some reason attract the younger audience. notice how every line in the ad is mentioned in the saame tone throughout the whole thing.
kingcamilo 1 month ago
@kingcamilo so if i have miracle whip im gonna be awesome and hardcore?! wut the fuck is the big fucking deal with what i said in my first comment and for the record i hate red bull..
laughter66619 1 month ago
@laughter66619 noo youre missing the whole point. some people fall for it some dont this is also known as publicity and for the product that theyre selling yeah its ridiculous to have it aimed at a younger audience. if they were sellin an energy drink retards would be like"yahh rockstar ftw fuck the others! we hardd" but since its mayo it doesnt have the same brainwashing effect
kingcamilo 1 month ago
Panini or Crustini can we forget our lamborghini? Vegenaise.
hamanahoo 2 months ago
Edgy brah
ScotchRoast 2 months ago
Mayonnaise was just to mainstream.
ps3specter 2 months ago
The only real difference between the two is Mayo has egg in it.
Evnyofdeath 2 months ago
Fucking hipsters with their shitty mayo.
glitch509 2 months ago
It's fucking mayonnaise, and it's extremely mediocre at that. I had advertisements.
fuckthisfuckbullshit 2 months ago
Meyonaise alone is responsible for the american obisitie epidemic, Obama should ban it,
TheRacistOwl 2 months ago
MIRACLE WHIP IS SO GODDAMN EXTREME!!!
anthonyacock 3 months ago
OCCUPY MIRACLE WHIP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
theyearofourlordig88 3 months ago
this is almost like a dictatorship spekaing in the background
JathIsTheBest 3 months ago
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I want to murder everyone in this commercial with an axe. So badly.
austinha11 3 months ago
I wanna to murder everyone in this commercial with an axe. So badly.
austinha11 3 months ago 3
we are white ass juice in a plastic jar and we will not fix or recipe :P
nelsonofsteve10 3 months ago
I heard Miracle Whip is so edgy it hurts.
brobbus0 4 months ago
Miracle Whip is gonna become popular, and these people will stop eating it because it's mainstream
mmastoner420 4 months ago
It's just mayonnaise, and a cheap one at that.
Winterfang 4 months ago
easy there miracle whip..
Xossly 4 months ago
neutral mayonnaise hotel
MoneksZ 4 months ago
Hipster whip.
Malkmusianful 4 months ago
hmmmm, spices? im thinking oil, sugar and devil poo.
piratewench1122 4 months ago
I'm eating a piece of toast with nothing but miracle whip on it.
xLucasGS 4 months ago
Lame.
JoJobabylove12 5 months ago
Okay, this has to be a parody of hip behavior. It has to be. I mean, fuck, it's just mayo.
Cerek120 5 months ago
The very notion of trying to make Mormon Mayo look hip and edgy makes me ROFL.
MsCactusWren 5 months ago 3
@MsCactusWren thats what ive been thinking XD
garrettor 5 months ago
Mayo on a sandwich...
Gives a moist sandwich flavor.
And Miracle Whip on a sandwich...
Gives it a Goblin cum flavor.
- The Oatmeal
UtikoAtamachi 5 months ago 3
But i will tone it down :)
ToMuchMayonnaise 5 months ago
Do they know what they're selling?
JJAB91 5 months ago
Fuckin' whipsters.
treyhen 6 months ago 27
Yeah Miracle Whip, don't tone it down, don't change for anyone, Mircale Whip! The man be hatin', but don't listen to what he has to say, you keep doin how you do
Davetacular45 6 months ago
Is Miracle Whip an instrument?
MsDudette21 6 months ago 4
Miracle Whip is such a hipster.
HamSandwich09 6 months ago 8
Lol I cant believe they're trying to market at hipsters.
MercuryRebeL 6 months ago 6
This marketing exec needs to be fired. Why in the world would anyone construe using miracle whip as something rebellious? Its just dumb.
ITHEREONETHATHASNT 6 months ago
We will soften our voices.
We will learn our place.
We realize the background is only a problem when people desperately avoid it.
We contribute to an effort regardless of prestige.
We're still not like the others... because the others are not like each other.
We are over ourselves.
Would you like us to tone it down a bit?
Exarian 6 months ago 3
OOO! Mayonaisse for hipsters, except Mayonaisse tastes good and miricle whip taste like bird crap
DeadlikeaPixel 7 months ago
Still ranks as the worst concept for a commercial I've ever seen. The other version of the same commercial (the "don't be so mayo" one) is possibly even worse. It's amazing that this went all the way to be release and nobody realized what a misfire this was.
brobbus0 7 months ago
@brobbus0 I really hope the competitors make fun of it. I would and the commercial would come off as a huge success!
ITHEREONETHATHASNT 6 months ago
I guess we now know which mass-produced, mass-marketed, "hip, new & edgy," 75+ year-old sandwich spread brand all of the really unique and forward-thinking rebels® eat.
Snafubar23 7 months ago 2
I HATE THESE COMMERCIALS SO MUCH. D:<
enelson554 7 months ago 5
Miracle whip is for hipster faggots
SIurm 7 months ago
Look at that, more cultural marxist propaganda. How subtle... I never liked Miracle Whip anyway.
Barashechath 7 months ago
Honestly expect me to believe there are *spices* in Miracle Whip? Yeah, ok.
SpartanCarver 7 months ago
FRIES ABOVE!
cthulhuholmes 7 months ago
how the hell do you make mayo "be one of a kind"?!?!
geistlingster 7 months ago
hip :)
FruitBatties 7 months ago
hwip.. miracle hwip.
Andragon90 7 months ago
...hipster spread.
WhatInTheHellO 8 months ago
I've always acted like a rebel when I was in a Panini or Crostini!
1234gnrslash 8 months ago
how do you tone down mayonaise
certise 8 months ago 5
Miracle whip tastes like total shit.
PicklesReallySuck 8 months ago
Hellman is better. lol
diaverde09 8 months ago
37 people use sun block on their samiches when theyre out of miracle whip
TheTrueMetal9 8 months ago
This is such an absurd commercial. What's their angle? Are they trying to make mayonaise look chic and in-style? I'm 99% sure that consumers of Mayo are not concerned with being cool or anything.
UpperCrustthe3rd 8 months ago
this commercial makes me weep for all the people subjected to it's blatant nonsense. Stop pandering to 20-somethings and trying to be hip...it's just down right pathetic.
Who's in charge of green lighting this stuff anyways?!
sibsy03 8 months ago 2
Nobody's asking you to tone it down. You're miracle whip. if anything, please tone it up.
wyzako33 8 months ago 3
I'm tired of Miracle Whip trying to be so bad-ass. You are Miracle Whip. You are a condiment, not a person! You're not counter-culture! You are as button-up as it is possible for a condiment to be. If you don't believe me, ask my Dad, he buys it and he's 60 years old!
TheBluewaterKarma 8 months ago
When did everything become so fucking hipster-ish?
NonRandomUser 8 months ago
@NonRandomUser I blame Juno.
SpamNapkin 8 months ago
That shit is disgusting
ettorres1929 8 months ago
this ad talks about the flavor as in "our product has a noticeable taste and of you mix it in a salad you can taste it", yeah there is a cheesy party but whoever feels their intellingence is insulted by this is fucked in the head, mayo has always been good, commercials have always been bad. unless you are being sarcastic... In which case i should say this whole argument was written under the influence of DXM... goodnight... fuck i confused myself again
swmptr00p 9 months ago
FUCK YOU! WE ARE MIRACLE WHIP! WE WON'T TURN IT DOWN WE WILL NOT BLEND IN. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. WE DESTROY YOUR HOUSE AND BURN YOUR CROPS. WE WILL SALT THE VERY EARTH UNDERNEATH YOUR CONFORMITY. YOU WILL KNOW WHEN WE ARE IN YOUR SANDWICH. FUCK YOU.
inb4frostedbutts 9 months ago
lol i find it so funny how different they try to be. no matter how hard you try its still just mayonaise you ass holes..
ClythiaMystica 9 months ago
So everyone who hates MW is a boring stick in the mud with no life? Gee thanks for hurting my feelings, jerk! (in case it got lost in translation, I hate MW!!!)
icewhipRox 9 months ago
"WE are Miracle Whip."? Who's we?
azurimafae 9 months ago 2
Yeah... Fuck You Kraft!
wilbertohernandez 9 months ago
Woah! How badass is Miracle Whip!? Could even be more extreme than Mountain Dew!?
sonnyblack0870 9 months ago
Go forward young Miracle!
nerozik 9 months ago
This one time at the park I accidentally threw my Frisbee into a group of people having a picnic. I started jogging over to retrieve it but stopped when I saw a jar of Miracle Whip on their table. Needless to say, I didn't dare go ask for my Frisbee back. That crowd is just too tough and edgy. A toy isn't worth my life.
KrankesDasein 9 months ago 9
Pffffh....BWAHAHAHAHA.
lol3xtrach3353 9 months ago
lol miracle whip thinks they are so XTREME!
give me a break....
1492eyes 9 months ago 3
The girl holding the jar at the end is kind of cute.
Fuck everything else about this ad.
argebarse 9 months ago
What a (W+K) "Go Forth" Levi's ripoff. I thought we learned that this kind of shit doesn't work for the millennial audience...
cyclone221 10 months ago
Fuck this ad campaign in the neck. And pass the mayo.
LatteBoy123 10 months ago
M ygirlfriend was into miracle whip but i i ever kept in my home is mayo,she had mayo for so long she tryed to go back to miracle whip she said it was disgusting wheres the mayo lol.
thegame2011able 10 months ago
I don't consider miracle whip mayo, I consider it white dog shit
DeadlikeaPixel 10 months ago
Wow these guys are so passionate about their Miracle Whip, I'm surprised they're not playing in it like little kids who play in mud. I don't even like mayo and I'd rather eat it than this stuff.
PTp1ranha 10 months ago
why do people hate this commercial??
XxTheJosephxX 10 months ago
@XxTheJosephxX because it's trying to be so darn cool when the fact is, it's not. There is nothing cool about miracle whip. Just look at it and try to relate it with something you eat. It's like a parody of itself. "We are not like the others, we are miracle whip and we will not tone it down". Be serious man :P
mefano 9 months ago
ROFL u guys are arguing over the internet over mayonaise
XxTheJosephxX 10 months ago
GOD I hate this marketing campaign VISCERALLY! I can see the fucking suits analyzing the demographic charts, hurrumphing and finally picking out the trendy young market to hock this shit to. "Hip it up Wallace! It needs to be more hip!" I hope fucking miracle Whip is chock full of carcinogens so the goddamn dolts that fall for this drivel DIE!
JerFhilm 10 months ago 3
I'm not someone who likes miracle whip but if I was I would stop eating after viewing this commercial out of embarrassment.
thekkl 10 months ago
what a fucking stupid voice. so fucking annoying
CommieKid 10 months ago 7
My guess is that they tried to get hipsters to "ironically" like the ad. Otherwise, I got no fucking clue what were they thinking.
SomethingRules 10 months ago 3
Fucking Hipsters.
andrewjelen 11 months ago 4
Wanna make Miracle Whip? Take a jar of cheap mayo and dunk a stinky gym sock in it. Then set it out in the july sun for two weeks. There you have it.
jmw102667 11 months ago
omg i facepamed so hard when i first saw this, what the fuck were they thinking
ManicTheManic 11 months ago
I'm liking this just because it literally made me LOL
strtthshw 11 months ago
Are you sure it's Miracle Whip????? LoL!
ColonelShpots 11 months ago
Mayonnaise is a team player. Miracle Whip is an attention whore.
Xhalph 11 months ago 8
Fuck mayo. Seriously. Fuck mayo.
And NO. I will not tone it down.
The condiment revolution will not be televised.
danbennerdotcom 11 months ago 3
I hate this ad so much. What agency is responsible for this barf?
danbennerdotcom 11 months ago 4
stupid fucking hipsters!!!!!!
surfrinconrad 11 months ago
IT'S JUST MAYONNAISE. THAT'S IT, THAT'S ALL.
NinjaAlGore 11 months ago 3
I think this add is making fun of me before I can make fun of it. So I applaud it!
summerease 11 months ago 3
Miracle Whip is fucking mayonnaise with coffee sweetener in it. If I could destroy all of it with my hatred alone, I would.
harboringanomalies 1 year ago 2
It's just Mayo for gods sake. ( I like Miracle up though but not for the flavor but because is cheap)
Winterfang 1 year ago
what the heck is a crostini
populvuh02 1 year ago 6
@populvuh02 apparently you aren't a hipster like the retards who made and starred in this spot.
danbennerdotcom 11 months ago
maybe you idiots didn't get the point of the damn addvertisment, becasue what they're trying to say is, "It's us here at miracle whip and we're not gonna tone it down we don't care if u don't like our commercials"
U people on youtube have nothing better 2 do obviously than complain becasue the commercial just told you the will not under any circumstance tone anything down but you're all crying anyway how sad does that make all of you.
What part of not tone it down dont u get, youtubers?
Andknowyouknowbuddy 1 year ago
@Andknowyouknowbuddy The part where you seem to think "U" and "2" are legitimate words.
TheDGG 1 year ago
@Andknowyouknowbuddy i think YOU have missed the point actually. See, they do care whether we like their commercials or not; hence the point of it existing. Commercials are meant to be liked so people will buy their products. This commercial is receiving negative attention because it undermines social movements everywhere with something trite.
ILikeTrafficLightss 1 year ago
@Andknowyouknowbuddy You are totally missing the fucking point. The whole "we won't tone it down" implies that they are ratcheted up to this really edgy, super-cool status. Fuck that noise! It's a fucking condiment and they're talking about it like a revolution for christ's sake!
I bet you're a big fan of the "Oh Yes We Did" on the Domino's pizza boxes too, the latest incarnation of HORRIBLY CORNY OUT OF TOUCH ADVERTISING
JerFhilm 10 months ago 4
Mayo actually tastes so much better.
certise 1 year ago 4
Is this supposed to be sarcastic?
HalfricanItalian 1 year ago
we are arguing over the internet over mayonnaise hahahahaha
CHIEFFOXXTAIL 1 year ago 28
We are hipsters
CHIEFFOXXTAIL 1 year ago
wtf is this shit
shorts 1 year ago
Hahaha, they put paninis in there. Fucking hipsters.
PrimusSheck 1 year ago
Being a British person I've never seen this stuff before and after this ad I will deliberatly avoid it.
angrydead 1 year ago 2
Thumping their chests and inventing false arguments. Miracle Whip is the tea party of condiments.
kaneblues 1 year ago
@kaneblues YEAH, tea partiers and their fucking miracle whip, THEY WILL NOT BLEND IN, NOR WILL THEY TONE IT DOWN. Thats exactly what I thought when I saw this advertisement for a food commercial.
taog85 1 year ago 3
NOBODY ASKED YOU TO TONE IT DOWN STFU
Koolschooler 1 year ago 5
Miracle Whip is pretty obscure, it's okay if you've never heard of it
SpamNapkin 1 year ago 41
Quoth my friend Sam: "I am pretty sure Hitler's favourite food was Miracle Whip."
theghostsofgiants 1 year ago 7
i just turn the tv off when this commercial is on
jayz4evr 1 year ago
I don't think I've ever hated a commercial quite so much in my life. I'm actually never going to buy a kraft product ever again.
TerminalHappiness 1 year ago
Is that Justin Bieber right at the end?
Lagerhog16 1 year ago 8
@Lagerhog16 He's also in the "Terrifying Mayonnaise Commercial From The 70's"
sorcerio 1 year ago
Do these cunt-rags know that they're talking about a CONDIMENT? It's a jar of fucking MAYO. WHO IS TELLING YOU TO TONE IT DOWN?! I NEED TO KNOW THIS
Azurite22 1 year ago
Hey Miracle whip fucking rocks!! and if anyone ever starts leaking poison gas through cracks in your ceiling ,Miracle whip will stop up the cracks!! just ask Joe Louis!!!!
jsilence418 1 year ago
Yeah Im a rebble! F*** YOU Grandpa! its all about miricle whip!
khayal101 1 year ago 2
MIRACLE WHIP KILLED MY FATHER... =D
CanadianWoolTechno 1 year ago 5
@CanadianWoolTechno did it use a gun or knife?
jsilence418 1 year ago
My favourite part is the end when she's sauntering up to the camera holding the jar of fucking mayonaise. "Ooooh, I make mayo look sexy."
77rubysoho 1 year ago 3
how the fuck is mayo fun?
scarstripes9 1 year ago 4
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jsilence418 1 year ago
Yeah you've probably never heard of Miracle Whip, it's pretty obscure, I wouldn't be surprised, it's like. So deep.
Aginor27 1 year ago
kraft needs to calm the fuck down, it's just mayonnaise
rushapart 1 year ago
Fucking hipstermayse.
1451tyler 1 year ago 2
Mayonnaise will NEVER be hardcore. I don't care WHAT the commercial says, it's still mayonnaise. Tone it down, that's it. How the hell do you tone down fake mayonnaise? Fuck I hate that. GOD IT MAKES ME ANGRY!! Look at them trying to be like some kind of 'movement'. Some kind of really radical group. For god's sake it's just mayonnaise. Man. Fuck you Kraft.
ComatoseElf 1 year ago 3
These commercials fill me with the rage of a thousand burning suns. Who gave this crap the greenlight?
Muhnazer 1 year ago 2
I'm Miracle Whip and I will not Tone it Down.
MegaMr46 1 year ago
I also stopped buying Kraft products for authorizing this stupid commercial to air! I would like to know who what the idiot that conceived this idea looks like and how he managed to persuade the rest of the people who filmed this commercial including the actors to agree to such a stupid and idiotic thing such as this shit! But, ultimately, the one to blame are the idiots from Kraft for funding it and authorizing it to air! So, fuck you all.
wilbertohernandez 1 year ago 4
This commercial kills me so much I mute it when it comes on. ITS A CONDIMENT DAMNIT! DON'T MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT! GAHH!
JuleBonHomme 1 year ago
You think they'd be all fat jiggly retards with all the mayonaise they use.
fizzymcbonbon 1 year ago
I CAN RELATE TO THIS BECAUSE I AM YOUNG AND REBELLIOUS. MIRACLE WHIP GETS ME. DOWN WITH MAYO BRAH!
NoWittyNamesLeft 1 year ago 7
I come from the Balearic Islands, Spain. The city of Maó ( Menorca) is where it is though the Mayonesse comes from. I personally love Mayonesse and it is part of my our Blearic cusine. I firts moved to Canada a few years ago i bought that Miracle Whip thinking it was mayo ( dumb me didnt read the label) ....After ONE bite I threw it in the Garbage
SCgibbo 1 year ago 2
all i have to say is epic fail commercial like miracle whip is not badass in any way
LineRiderPro333 1 year ago
what about the song whats this song?
Shockthemoonx3 1 year ago
YOU'RE FUCKING MAYONNAISE!! GET OVER YOURSELF!
Brien182 1 year ago
fail.
kenziehxx 1 year ago
the majority of the comments here are awesome.
ruckus360 1 year ago 3
clearly hipsters are one of a kind. that is why they are disposed to the newest trends and visciously attacking anyone who is not a white vegan progressive liberal pretending to be poor and bisexual.
illuminatioracle 1 year ago 14
@illuminatioracle haha. so true man.
tylertac 1 year ago 2
@illuminatioracle best comment on here ever
SCgibbo 1 year ago
@illuminatioracle Ha ha ha, that was worded perfectly
MrSavage0henry 1 year ago
What a stupid commercial.
Sundialonthejob 1 year ago
I boycotted all Kraft products after seeing this piece of $hit. F.U. Kraft for insulting our intelligence with this idiotic trash.
sweetjuicybacon 1 year ago 76
Since these f**king retarded commercials last year, I've saved nearly 200 dollars because I stopped buying kraft brand products. Thank you Miracle Whip, for turning me onto generic no-name brands. Eat Me Kraft cause I'm never eating you again.
esoxlee12 1 year ago 91
@esoxlee12 so you stopped buying all kraft products because of this one commercial? dude you just out indie-rocked the most indie-rock commercial I've ever seen! congratulations!
newbeachinvasion 8 months ago
whoever came up wth this idea needs to be whipped asap
juglover 1 year ago 4
@juglover With miracles? Possibly magnets?
PenStab 1 year ago
Worst shit I've ever seen.
youlooklikeatosser 1 year ago 2
Cool whip is good but this commercial is horrible.
227131006164893 1 year ago
Miracle Whip needs to tone it down.
katiechasm 1 year ago 5
holy batshit what is this? Hipster mayonnaise fucking sucks. I LOVED YOU TILL NOW MIRACLE WHIP </3
GarebearluvsBMX 1 year ago
who'd have thought four-day old congealed cat semen could be so extreme.
YOU'D BETTER TONE IT DOWN, MIRACLE WHIP!
horsesflu 1 year ago 6
wats the name of this song!!
celestel7x 1 year ago
Stop laughing guys! Miracle Whip is some Serious Business!! ;)
TheBuriedMoon 1 year ago
Hey Miracle Whip - exactly how fucking stupid do you think people are?
gregshortall 1 year ago 3
Ketchup!!!!!
deadbabyserpent 1 year ago
Ketchup!!!!!
deadbabyserpent 1 year ago
I have instant dislike of this.
XlUltroslX 1 year ago 2
This is the worst commercial I have ever seen.
maestroadam 1 year ago 2
To the fuck heads at Miracle Whip INC : this is the gayest shit I have ever seen. Fuck you miracle whip, you fucking queers. You think this retarded commercial makes your stupid fucking sandwich condiment look hip, jesus Christ words can't fucking describe how annoying this commercial is.. or how bad your fucking product is.
Imontheinternet111 1 year ago 4
mayonnaise is indie as fuck
Jsens19 1 year ago 7
We have never deliberately eaten a pannini, or a crostini, or a fellarini. We are sandwiches, and your sandwich needs eggs and oil. Your bleached flour, hormone enriched hams and chickens--sliced in a bacteria rich atmosphere by newly trained teenagers, your ethylene-ripened tomatoes, processed cheeses, malathion doused arugula, pesto sauces made