Rift - "WRATH OF THE MONKEY TAIL!" Expert Dungeon Run UNEDITED pt 4

[laio65]

Why does everyone on youtube or on wow sound like their are extremely constipated when you voice act them ?

[hadejester]

ok pause at 9:05 and look at the minimap the bit on the right looks like a face?

any1 else notice that?

[hadejester]

ok pause at 9:05 and look at the minimap the bit on the right looks like a face?

[RyFlSC]

Wait... Jesse has played for how long and doesn't know what "pats" stands for?

[Brazinger2]

@RyFlSC As he said, he's used to only look at health bars - That's what WoW Healing is all about.

[1GameataTime]

Jesse... bore my children

[MrDestructio]

1:40 Dear Mike...

[pwuint12]

13 People's pink socks hurt.

[perkie2121]

Face in the minimap! AHHH

[MrTeacoffee]

We love you Jesse.

[omfgcows]

"You pull out so much"

/FLEX

[TheWorstPlus2]

I have a special request, Jesse. I'd love to see you really, really mad. The next time you get ultra pissed, record it. Please?

Do it for me?

<3

[ReaverGX]

@sirshmoopy makes enough sense :P

[ReaverGX]

??? why are your crits only 1k man, When i'm on my warrior dude i get crap to crit 1.4-1.7k and still a bit from 50 @.@

[sirshmooppy]

@ReaverGX the mobs hes fighting are level 52s so im guessing they resist the damage more

[woot835]

@ReaverGX The mobs here are an "skull" level

The higher level the mob,boss or player is the more damage he gets reduced

[espeon1]

Man I wanna come play with you guys.

[erosdeftones]

mr cox i love your troll voice!

[MrLarhf]

Wrath of the monkey tail, would be a better expansion than WoTLK in my opinion ._.

[therandmguyy]

@MrLarhf not in lore but if they made wotlk harder there we have the perfect expansion

[soldierpwnage101]

oooooooo this isn't wow! oooooooo you didn't win right away!

[Ultimatefightr4]

Ooo piece of candy!

Ooo piece of candy...

Oo..

Okay, we get it, candy is good.

[Dagaroth10]

Jesse, Mike, Kris <3 you guys do an awesome job, I personally don't play rift but it's an enjoyable game just to watch, you guys make it comedic xD which is the best part keep up the good work.

[pwuint12]

Watch a ton of Totalbiscuit videos and take his British accent, sir. TOODLE-PIP.

[goinbonkers202]

I have to agree if you were British you would be so much more famous. Looks like someone will have to change. *whispers* Hit Pride over the head and then we can change him.

[4321214]

I want a Hello Kitty Online expert dungeon run :(

[Booterskoot]

your laughing is so contagious!!

[IGWTjtshorty]

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS ISTN WOW lol

[RubenMGMatos]

right now is 3:30 in the morning and i have school at 8 and instead of sleeeping im watching OMFGcata! Thats how awesome u are

[AnRovik]

Honestly, I'd play it if it weren't for how insanely easy it looks. -That- is an Expert dungeon? Dodging barrels on the ground? Rly, thats it?

What I like about WoW is the (relative) difficulty of some of the encounters. If all it amounts to is hopping a barrel once every 30 seconds in a fight, might as well watch grass grow. But then I haven't seen much other than this segment, so it's probably bias. Still not a good impression though.

[Contryboy9]

We love your angry nerdy geek voice

[ZrUsH007]

FUCK you shamwow

[supsnwmn]

you please me :D

[cardcaptorsnaruto]

Hey i like wow and rift... i play both just bc i like wow better doesnt mean im ganna make faces at u jesse

[Athnar93]

lol omg this is such a freakin clone. it totally looks like a clone especially when running dungeons (note: not bashing on rift, just sayin')

[gigyas6]

@Athnar93 Yeah. It is. But then again, aren't most MMOs out there?

At least it does bring original new concepts to the table.

[Athnar93]

@gigyas6 that part is true, I'm not tryin to bash it... it's just so similar. However, i would like it if Rift didn't use bashing WoW for their promotions (We're not in Azeroth anymore...)

[gigyas6]

@Athnar93 I'm not so sure that's what they're trying to do, but it does come across as that now that I think about it...

[Contryboy9]

@Athnar93 what it's saying by "we're not in azeroth anymore.." is that it's not another WoW clone and that you WILL see new concepts. Even though things are similar it's not copying. If you haven't realized by now, all mmos out there have similar qualities that make them an mmo. Besides, most of WoW's ideas were taken from Everquest but were just improved. Bashing on this game (yes, you were in fact "bashing" on Rift) isn't going to do anything but get people angry and "bash" on you.

[mikejclark]

lolol

[MegaHermansen]

You promised me Minecraft videos!

[martymcfly32]

Boo.. I login to Wolfsbane and you left the guild. :( Now where am I gonna go?

[OMFGcata]

@martymcfly32 join my new one "EpicManeuver" look for Galruk, Sodann, or Etheria for an invite.

[coopkill12]

@OMFGcata Jesse haha you did leave the guild ;) jerk haha jking

[Vertrex712]

@OMFGcata Dearest Jesse, For all your devoted followers on Wolfsbane, I don't suppose your guild welcomes them, do they? :O With love, Devoted Follower.

[TheAffyman]

@OMFGcata Jesse what did you mean by, if you were british, how does that make a difference?

[Guitarundead]

My guild in wow died because of rift,and guess what...i was the one who shared rift beta keys -.-

[mikejclark]

@Guitarundead lol

[DarkraverFTW]

but you cant blame the wow people because when they subscribe to "OMFGcata" theyre not expecting to watch rift

[Telemna]

I'm extremely disappointed in you Jesse :P Not knowing what "pat" stands for after playing WoW for long enough to be max level in several expansions... I know noobs that know more terminology then you hehe!

[arometer]

send all hate mail to mike...

what about love mail?

[shugr2th]

NNGGGUUUURRRRRRRRR, JESSE COX MY MONKEY TAIL IS IN PAAAIIIIINNNNN

[TheVaporizar]

The bombs sound like a rocket lifting off.

[Fredricbl]

I'm offended you haven't offended me yet..

Wait a minute ...

[Soulboulder]

MOAR!

[lolzarr]

Kris is a stupid name :3

[FobVideos1]

................

UEGHHGUEEUUGHGHG

MYBUTTHOLE IS SO CLENCHED RIGHT NOW

[rolyat1920]

"shhhh don't spoil the illiusion..." "What illiusion!" i lol'd

[BimodalWinlan]

watch the vidieo with transation cc on its fucking hailarious

[deeth5]

Jesse, did you know that your "Angry nerd" Voice is pretty close Conan O'Brien's?

[InF3Kt0]

Fuck everybody

[mazi28m]

Who playing 4 yers in wow and cos of jesse i try rift and.......... i love it!!!!!!! .Rift its so good,great story,rifts attack all the times always somthing happen around you.I just love it and rly enjoy. Thx Jesse for your great vids just thx:P

[mastersnick]

@mazi28m

Same thought i would hate it but its a great game will it replace wow for me nah but nice to do to.

[Wraith425]

"No one is going to watch us be idiots" in a video that currently has over 8.5k

[slyrage]

what mike cass?

[ly0n3ss]

URRRRRRR!! I LOVE ALL YOUR VIDEOS RRRRR!

[joann00100]

NEEEEEDDD MOAAAARRRRR!!!!

[RAVENS756]

oooohhhh lol

[Ankoroth]

I feel smart while watching this :D

[flamesdog777]

Shit copy of world of warcraft

[Sustain999]

@flamesdog777 Actually WoW copied pretty much all its features from other MMOs....save probably arena....which is shit anyways lol. So if you dont like Rift go play World of Shitcraft all you like!

[SoulOfFenrir]

@flamesdog777 Considering it has a lot of stuff WoW doesn't, means its not a copy, learn what Copy actually means before you use the word.

[WhyAreAllNamesTaken1]

Your giggling is the best thing in the world.

[joshiedark]

Live raid please

[zaser321]

"You got to stare at people's lifes all the time" Ye thats why I like being healer. I AM GOD!

[JakeyRofl]

MY PINK SOCK HURTS

[XelsoEusebio]

i want moar!!!

p.s great videos

[Sickid05]

Can Clerics tank? just asking.

[Liam9700]

@Sickid05 yep good aswell

[Tickelberg]

@Sickid05 Yes, the Justicar soul is a tank spec. Clerics are the most verstile of all four Callings: Justicar (tank), Warden, Sentinel + Purifier (Healers: HoT, groups and single target healer (tank?)), Inquisitor + Calabist (ranged DPS: single target, AoE), Shaman + Druid (Melee DPS the latter one with pet)

[Ice95Cold]

Jesse, I love your videos!

[methus87]

@Filnizer I think he only got it for the endurance buff/lay on hands type of buff but doubt it actually had anything 2 do with actual dps

[Henkilord]

@methus87 if u spend 5 points into the armor thing in paladin, u can spend another 5 into a talent wich increases your one-handed damage by 10%

[methus87]

@Henkilord Oh y forgot paragons dual weild, i thinking of the 2h playstile. Thanks for clearing that up.

[methus87]

Omg, don't want to sound douchy or anything but u finally ended a vid in a decent spot instead of in the middle of something happening. Anyways your laughter is contagious lol.

[44freak44]

Pat = Tit in danish :D

[Direksone]

@Filnizer not at all. he should specc it, but the 3rd tree, most of the time, you specc in isnt even used

[KMICKAN]

I'd hate to see the visual picture's jesse has

[domehammer]

dps is easy, care free and tanks/healers do all the work. Anyone can play a dps... but only difference between a good dps and a bad dps is ones like that sergent on tv and other smokes something probably.

[de4ler]

LOVE YOU :)

[seklay]

more wow videos plz D:

[de4ler]

@seklay

i just wana watch jesse happy :))

[maxrulz18]

Uuuuuuuuurgh this is not WoW!

[randomkirbydanceman]

hes above us... the bird...

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!

*video ends*

[ElitistNugget]

jesse we love you

[de4ler]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[sasorinor]

"god didn't even notice him up there."

"yeah..."

"i don't see him..."

"he's above us, the bird"

"ooooooooooooooooooh"

lolxD

[SuckerGamer]

Í hate Rift... because its not Guild Wars 2 ;)



[OoohPieaceACandy]

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHPIECEACANDY!!­! HAHAH THATS MY PSN NAME AND MY YYOUTUBE NAME

[PoppieXL]

Ahhhh what a place to end the video at, lol I was like YES another boss .. looked down at the video timer and was like ohhh noooeeessss :(

[teddyteddzz]

@OMFGcata hey jesse nice vid, i got a question about rogues since im lvling one atm but people are telling me that they are overall doing bad dps in expert dungeons so seeing a rogue with u in this vid how did he do dps wise?

[JamesxD15]

i fucking love you jesse :P

nohomo. 

[viandthetornado]

ROFL

[galruk1]

@Reggiekillabeast lol kinda funny, played wow and always topped the healing charts... well i guess not always, but yea most of the time (everyone has bad days)... games are not hard to play, figure out your rotation and fill your roll... so i guess i could say that i could go back to wow and stomp their faces in healing charts? let alone it was banter between friends, and just like he said some ppl are so much more vocal about what was said while gaming between friends... BOOT ME

[Mehcide]

Where can I find mikes mailing address?

[MrMeatBall100]

you guys remember all the pats in old DM?

[CrasyDwarf]

Monkey tail? thats some hardcore stuff jesse

[Void219]

I believe this to be wrong as I do not do Rift, you have not pleased me this time.

Btw... My butthole is quite clenched right now, and my pinksock hurts :/

[Zachaccount93]

You guys are awesome keep puting up videos!!!

[cjilloz]

jessecox.com Awesome video there!

[HellFireAndBrimstone]

I enjoy these videos but I know if I keep watching them I'm going to end up buying the damn game...haha.

[thesecondislander]

Im not american and so i looked those words up. GROSS

[SlipSloop]

lmao

[lazarous123]

Lol loved the Wow bit|

[Tyby19944]

jesse when the next video about you making arena will come :)? just asking:D

[xAllianceFTWx]

do more gnome voice! :D

[ifritto]

I have never lol'd so hard at a vid of yours, Jesse. Great stuff with the monkey tails and gummi bears

[ArbiterX122591]

Even though Rift is boring and lame, Jesse and friends make it funny and interesting to watch

[smoomin]

@ArbiterX122591 Rift isnt boring or lame.

[9573756]

More Rift videos now!

[Griever113]

Would you like a portion?

[Mobe81250]

I was eating right at the monkey tail part....

Yet your videos still make me want a new computer really bad so I can play this game.

[galruk1]

@Reggiekillabeast ohhh man... strongly worded post of disgust... Rude? when talking to friends in a game?!?!? bwahahahahaah... i would love to hear other gamers chat, hello good sir, would you like to discuss the finer points of hello kitty online adventures? I enjoy long walks on a moonlite beach with a beer and a dog?!? ... I just confused myself QQ

[RainbowMcFuzzy]

Jesse's laugh makes me laugh. :3

It's so loud and enthusiastic and adorable. ^_^

[sentientpeanut]

you just taught me how to be a better healer... that says a lot about wrath.

[kronos4293]

you happy they took strike like iron off the GCD jesse?

[Mitzki]

Like the comment about WOW players hating it because if they hate it they shouldn't be watching this in the first place.

[gw2guardreal]

i have a question to all,my wow account got locked and i dont know why , they tell me that

they will send me an email but there is no email,what do i do?

i tell you blizzard are getting or more gridiar or more stupid.Because i never had that

problem whit ncsoft/arenanet and gw.

[compfreaky]

I dont play or even really like rift but its dam fun watching you guys play it. Your laugh is the best.

[titans7667]

I wish i was able to get a hold of my friend from WoW that quited it...We were gunna play through the guild wars campaigns to get ready for GW2 since he hasnt played it...and now i dunno how to contacts him sos we can play togaver =*(

[Sarephim]

Cliffhanger ending

[blu3bunn1es]

@OMFGcata epicmanuver FTW!!!

[Holyshockzz]

I disagree I would gladly watch these guys dick around it's hilarious

[MaraMystery26]

"This is probably part 2," he says, as we're on part 4.

:D

[Hazop47]

Rift is like wow but for big boys

Minecraft is like legos but fot big boys

[blackbeltsimon]

trust me, you pleased me

[ItachiD66]

Do a Barrel Roll

[DarkBwoy08]

In each video the conversations just get more and more epic.

A guy can only laugh so much before his parents ask him if he's alright.

[collegehumorrulz1]

that bird thing killed my group in beta 6 it just came down and wiped us

[collegehumorrulz1]

that bird thing killed my group in beta 6 it just came down and wiped us 

[joemama8001]

dose enyone rember twisted metal 2?

[isafriggenelf]

I thought there was a video going up for all those who unsubbed because of the april fools joke? Are you still doing that?

[urustai]

Jesse, you bring up a point between the differences of healers and DPS classes in MMOs. In GW my primary character is a Monk/Mesmer. I spent the majority of my time playing GW watching the health bars of my party than anything else. In WoW I mostly play Hunter, in EQ2 I mostly play Necro or SK, and I tend to find myself in mid-fight thinking "Ooooo. That looks purdy."

[Metalynx]

Assuming it's part 2, when it ended up being part 4 - a tad off don't you think? :D Also, i soooo predicted that he would walk straight into a bomb, which he did.. In his defense those didn't look bomb like :D

[Draik41]

Jesse, if you had a chocolate dick that ejaculated diamonds, the ladies would go for you.

And possibly some of us.

[Magmoso]

@Draik41 What in the hell are you talking about?

[bempa93]

@Magmoso I think he is talking about a chocolate dick ejaculating diamonds....

[swervingvector]

@Draik41 that does sound heavenly

[WokSz]

Jesse, could you please raise your Mic volume? The others are so loud compared to you!

[Zuluhn]

Hes above us.....

OOOOOOOH

funny shit :D

[Synnal]

Thumbs up for butt pluckering! Gimmmeeee moar please. Thank you.

I'm not satisfied with your performace.

Got you look great hugging kegs.

[dingo2306]

MOAR!!! CONTENT!!! LIKE!!! THIS!!!! XD

[TheDeadOctopus]

1:56 Was I the only one that thought he was going to say "No matter what I do I will never please a woman."

[denitro12]

UUUUUUUUUUUUH!! THIS ISN't WOW

UUUUUUUUUUUH!! YOU DIDN'T WIN RIGHT AWAY!!!!

[lol479zzz]

buttholes clintched monkey tail?

[ACDCROCKnoob]

Damb you Jesse! Always stoping the video at the good parts!! xD



[emilamirg]

is there a private server for this game yet?

[RonaldMcTroll]

Jesse, u ever get bored of leveling or dungeons?

[OMFGcata]

@RonaldMcTroll yes, this is why I bring Mike and Kris. In fact i've said this before...

90% of MMO content would suck if it wasn't for community and friends.

[akuvirtanen123]

@OMFGcata thats why i don't play MMO that much anymore ._.

[Charcharblaze]

"I don't see him.."

"He's above us... it's a bird"

"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

[10Satoshi15]

every time i see an artifact now, i say "oo a piece of candy" sigh.......

[Wamsification]

i have a sored neck / back and a hangover.... new jesse cox upload instant happiness

[Kyomara1987]

well thank you for this amazing picture in my head of this pink monkey tail

i was gasping for air while laughing

[0nihanzo]

L M A O. period

[j23tpwns]

UUUUUUUUUUHHHHH

[lolzarr]

Why is his name spelt Kris?

stupid

[MrDeamos]

@lolzarr Been living under a rock? Kris is a real name.

[bkdk82]

video was funny but the game looks shitty

[baggeghfreak]

@bkdk82 its just cus his computer sucks more balls then your moms asshole

[NuDimon]

MOAR!!!!

[PlngPong]

More more more

[XLB2745]

Need more unedited dungeon runs.

[MICR0SH1T]

MORE HELLO KITTY PLEASE!!!

[Br4nd0nPlaysWoW]

Mike, I'm going to send you a strongly worded letter regarding my hatred for YOU, Rift, and anything that isnt related to WoW. thank you and goodye. TROLL. TROLL. TROLL. TROLL.