Robot Chicken: Master Chief

[orochinagis]

they actually used the official toys, you can see MC and Jhonson from from Halo 3, Dare and ODST soldiers from Halo ODST, Forge from Halo Wars and some soldiers from Halo Reach toys

[Ultikiller456]

I wonder when they'll do a parody of Mass Effect.

[skippzz]

lol no one ever likes using the needler

[JC117studios]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand thats how the master chief and sgt johnson became friends

[ironman785]

LOL sgt.forge died already in halo wars

[NoBodyGives2Poos]

Hahaha!! It's funny because master chief is a Bitch!

[DigiTan000]

"WHERE is your GUN?!"

0_o

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[halo1179]

at 0:29 dare is holding the sparten laser

[Turk343]

and hope they make a cod spoof to all u cod dicks how fucking price is a complete retard



[SUP3Rtoastr]

@Turk343 Calm down. I love Halo and i still find this hilarious. Seriously don't be a dick and learn what the word "parody" means.

[Turk343]

i hope master cheif comes out and beats the shit out of green

[TheKaiTik]

@Turk343 fanboy? much?

[TheSkyro14]

You shitheads are spoiling everything!

[tiwieFat6]

I love how the shotgun sounds like a plasma pistol! ^_^

[creepingpython]

WTF i had a 3 second ad, that had nothing on it? :O

[Ninji5]

ITS A SECRET

[kwonneon]

처음에는 재미없었는데 보면 볼수록 존나 웃겨 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[jeanisoma]

they made master chief look like a complete douche, and for halo fans like me this is an insult.

[AX200Z]

@jeanisoma It's called parody.

[p34cekeeper]

@jeanisoma

The butthurt is strong in this one.

Is that the voice actor who plays Optimus Prime?

[SAMxKNIGHT]

@jeanisoma I'm a big halo fan and you are a dumbass.

[BigBoom550]

@jeanisoma It's... a FUCKING PARODY.

Get out of fanboy wars. COD, Halo, Gears, God of War- they all get spoofed. but fans don't complain, do they? Hmm?

[nostalgiatrip1]

@jeanisoma Dude its a parody, if you look at it he's a asshole, he takes weapons from dead bodies and use the other marines for cover.

[robloxperson3982]

@jeanisoma you dumbass ITS A FUCKING PARODY KID!

[koslegoman]

@jeanisoma Wow, man, I own every Halo Game, have Recon Armor, my original halo 2 limited eddition live code, halo reach legendary eddition,am past general in halo reach. I also had to wait with my mom outside of gamestop for hours for cea. I am a fan. I seriously doubt you have half of that, listen, this vid is funny and PURE FUNNY!

[TheMisterYoink]

@koslegoman.....This.



[koslegoman]

@TheMisterYoink Okay?

[TheMisterYoink]

@koslegoman Just agreeing with you. That's all.

[tulkasainur]

@koslegoman You are right man, i am big fan of Halo, and i think this video is fun as hell.

[TheSkyro14]

@jeanisoma i agree buddy. robot chicken ruins everything. atleast they didn't ruin Half life.

[jeanisoma]

Seth Green should burn in hell for this atrocity.

[GhostyMist]

@jeanisoma ur kidding right?

[Kevinduddo]

@jeanisoma GO FUCK YOURSELF

[EagleDoubleZero]

Garry Chalk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GuyverMacGyver]

Master Chief: Don't mind me. I'm just waiting for you to die so I can take your gun.

[GamerKid110]

huh, "dickbag"... never heard that one before...

[wolfthechosenone]

will you shut the fuck up.where is your gun? *silence*

what what i cant tellw hat you doing with your face

itsa secret

well you better be cyring in ther dickbag because you our last line of defence

*more silence*

i swear you expression better be of awed appiffany of how badly you just fucked up right now

*more silence

can i use your gun if i find you in needler

what the fuck did you jsut say to me if you want to call me an asshole you better say it to my face

[CyanideAndSherbet]

@wolfthechosenone phew, thank god you put up the transcript.....you know because it's not like I just watched the video

[StarFoxAutobot]

This is why I prefer Metroid.

[yourmaker74]

these are fucking hilarious

[J88Wolf]

x::D:::

[Ecktoblade292]

and i wonder if that masterchief figure is custom made

[alienxpredator1]

@Ecktoblade292 no,all the figures they use for parodys are the figure of the charather

[glitchhunter09]

@alienxpredator1 Actually, in some sketches they use custom figures or a mix of both. That's what they say in the DVD commentaries.

[Ecktoblade292]

why does he sound like optimus prime

[dontsmoke187]

Hold up a sec! Master chief AND Dare in the same game!? I'm unsubbing!

[WalkableBuffalo]

@dontsmoke187 You know for maybe 1/2 of a second, and despite the fact this isn't a game

[dontsmoke187]

@WalkableBuffalo Can't take a joke?

[WalkableBuffalo]

@dontsmoke187 No

[Komicklepto]

Johnson: "Will you shut the f*ck up!" Ha ha.

[LeadFarmer450]

1:12-1:18 id say the same thing

[HomeSillyBiscuit]

Give a kiss to your hand (left hand) 2.-Say the name of your love. 3.-Close your hand 4.-Say the name of a weekday 5.-Say your name. 6.-Open your hand 8.-Paste this in 15 comments and the day you said (step # 4) will tell you she/he likes you and you will be asked to be engaged. If you dont do . you will suffer wrong going on 3 years

[jimjames59]

@HomeSillyBiscuit How fucking old are you?

[MrFrank293]

Dare, Johnson ad Forge

[MrFrank293]

One Marine is from Halo 3 and the other from Reach...cool...

[alejandrock74]

0:47 LOL!!

[SUP3Rtoastr]

"Hohohoo! It's funny because he thought he said nigger when he actually said needler! Oooh~"

[WhiteTiger225]

@SUP3Rtoastr .... No... it's more like "WTF is a needler? Some kind of insult? A hooker? WHAT!?"

[GrifCannon90]

@SUP3Rtoastr I'm pretty sure he meant he was going to let johnson die because giving an ai character a needler is like giving them wet mop to fight with.

[Jarrheadd00]

@SUP3Rtoastr Can't tell if trolling or incredibly stupid. But either way, that's not the joke.

[SUP3Rtoastr]

@Jarrheadd00 Can't tell if trying to be helpful or a dickhead. 49 people think i'm right.

[Jarrheadd00]

@SUP3Rtoastr And out of 28, 698 views, you don't think 49 of them could be retarded? The joke is that a needler is completely useless to an AI. It doesn't even make sense.

"Can I use you gun if I find you a nigger?" Yeah. THAT makes more sense.

[SUP3Rtoastr]

@Jarrheadd00 Not satisfied with calling me stupid now you imply i'm retarded too! By the way the joke isn't explained in detail so it is left for our interpretation so yours can be just as wrong as mine. The way i see it is that he misheard the chief completely thinking he was insulting him judging by his OTT reaction and the fact that that is what Halopedia (which alerted me to this sketch) said as well. Besides i don't think they would reference something that obscure from the game.

[Jarrheadd00]

@SUP3Rtoastr Halopedia also thinks the CQB helmets are based off stormtrooper helmets

[maxell859]

@Jarrheadd00 don't forget that people that use the needler are as he said ASS-holes

[clonemaker12]

IF U WANT TO CALL ME AN ASS HOLE, U BETTER SAY IT TO MY FACE!

[donda2111]

"Can i use your gun if i find you a needler?" XD

[ItzLeeperz]

@donda2111 He thought he said "nigger" instead of needler.

[donda2111]

They need to make more halo related stuff this is awesome! :D

[Nuparunewtoa]

Is it weird if I took Johnson's advice, I actually called one of my friends a Asswhole to his face

[iamchris4lifefan11]

lol! godamn that was funny!

[TarsisUltra]

i need more of this! : D

[4189cristian]

i have the game and its beast

[Inv4d3rG1R]

"It's a secret."

[combine1657]

lol i have the sgt forge action figure too

[trentandmike]

can i use you're gun?! IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE TELL IT TO MY FACE >:L

[Zerodragonz]

Halo 4.

[Fallout3boy2077]

lol IF U WANNA CALL ME AN ASSHOLE U BETTER SAY IT TO MAH FACE >:L

[joeler111]

lolll

[CssMassaker]

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