I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that the food item known as the Big Mac was invented by humans and is perfectly safe. Any rumours to the effect that the chemicals contained in the "secret sauce" were engineered to enhance the already delicious flavour of lipid rich humans or that the Big Mac itself is part of a plot to fatten humans for consumption, as conspired by beings from this or any other planet, are utterly inaccurate. Please continue to enjoy your protein.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that the food item known as the Big Mac was invented by humans and is perfectly safe. Any rumours to the effect that the chemicals contained in the "secret sauce" were engineered to enhance the already delicious flavour of lipid rich humans or that the Big Mac itself is part of a plot to fatten humans for consumption, as conspired by beings from this or any other planet, are utterly inaccurate. Please continue to enjoy your protein.
jaspertine9 10 months ago 2