Speak English in 3 Words

[mikjab14]

French is your native language? What?!

[pilgrim2510]

@mikjab14 - she said: "I don't know if it's because French isn't my native language.." listen carefully dude ;)

[puptread1]

You Americans have not been speaking English long enough to know anything !

Ask an Englishman or a Canadian if you want the real answer : 0

[ClemenceM100]

I was not here but I'm french and I feel so ashamed.. How can girls be so CRAZY?! If you're really fans why are you pushing them? shouting like this? be that disrespectful each other and also with the 1D? I really feel upset against DIRECTIONATORS. Yeah, Directionators, you have know it if one day we meet...

[MaaBeeFun]

i like your attitude !!!

[BoboAttitude]

Very funny and graceful girl. 

[1975Holmis]

would work better if less dressed.

[TheBacha12345]

omg i like it

[MrYaourtvanille]

At 0:24 she says "i don't know if it's b/c french is my native language" !!

[nimbifera]

@MrYaourtvanille Turn on your subtitles. she says "I don't know if it's b/c french ISN'T my native language"

[pilgrim2510]

@MrYaourtvanille - she said: "I don't know if it's because French isn't my native language.." listen carefully dude ;)

[MrPavePaws]

You remind me of Alyson Hannigan...ON SPEED.

Only way to stay over in NY is on someone's couch or "mattress on the floor by the heater"

I stared at your boobs the whole video, BLESS MY HEART.

[rocketpockets8]

Good to know!!!

[thenutinahut]

Um she kinda took this whole "bless his heart" content from someone else.

[Claytonvale2011]

French? Dont believe that. Brilliant.

[locouk]

What shade of white do you paint your teeth with? I had to turn the brightness down on my PC incase they gave my monitor dead pixels.

[losigler]

This can be done in Spanish too by adding 'el/la pobre' to the end of any sentence.

i.e. "Es el tío más imbécil y feo que he conocido en mi vida, el pobre..."

[dens2002]

there's an equally patronizing dismissive 3-worder.. that works well as an ultimate answer to anything anybody can tell you (generally about themselves)

-good for you!

the meaning is quite similar to ###5@ @@#

[supermanobsessed]

@ileavecommentshere: that's hilarious!!!  but horrible.. hahaha

[r3zzn0rk1d]

facebook. com /pages /Adding-Bless-hisher-Heart-aft­er-insulting-someone-so-its-ok­ay/ DUDE!

[ileavecommentshere]

you're ugly as sin and you make terrible videos, bless your heart!

[MissLaunterBabyxX]

Things That P*ss me off when people try to be british-

1. Cheerio

2. Pip Pip

3. Tally-ho

thanks for not saying them, much appreciated :)

great vid !

[FlyingBuyo]

Just type "American southern accent" in YouTube and you will see this girl is a liar.

She's not even American. WTF. You sound French, honey. You probably are French too.

[Elsa261292]

@FlyingBuyo She IS American...It's just that she's been living in Paris for almost two years now, and sometimes when you spend a long time in a foreign country, you adopt the accent in your own language. I'm French and, believe me, she's not, she has a loud American accent when she speaks French.

[FlyingBuyo]

@Elsa261292 Oh, please, that's the lamest excuse I've ever heard. I'm a native English speaker and I've been living in France for 12 years; I know what French people sound like when they try to speak English and I know what American people sound like when they speak English. And I am certainly not sporting THAT accent.

[chinagirl99624]

In England we say "aww bless there Cotten socks"

[DancinFool]

I think I am in love. She is so cute, bless her heart.

[ItalianMobster350]

Only old southern ladies say that, bless your heart. XD

[boyohboyX]

where i live, you'd probably just get decked for looking at someone.

[MrHacker567]

ur a cunt bless yur heart

[barmyflash]

Yeah this is more American English than native English. Not many people I know say, "Bless her heart". We say things like, "Jolly Good" and "Toodle-oo"

[Ramox3]

you sound very american

[PopNRockGirl14]

fish and chips :)

[EgyptianinEurope]

putain.. bless your heart ;)

[ptl0p]

bless your heart.....

[NiceBoyGAGA]

Oh, really, do you speak Portuguese too ! Common. I speak English, French, Turkish and Spanish, I'm looking forward to learn Portuguese because my Friend is Portuguese and I find it so interresting !

P.S I live in France, Oui, PUTAIN, MDR !!!!!!

[kunoislisteningto]

supersupercute

[sokunvathany]

I am French living in the South for the past 14 years. You nailed it. Putain que c'est drole!

[jusachipa]

your accent is perfect!

[d3willow]

Your arms are so long I'm literally scared. Bless your heart.

[metaled16]

I think it's an American thing.  The only word you need to say in English from England is "Weather"

[AngelTheTigress]

bless your little cotton socks!

[djmadmaxie]

Nice video watch mine on how to get free playstaion 3 no joke

[MartyKemp]

hahahahaha... very funny. very very funny!

[fattpill]

O.K. SO I am completely convinced. You are BOXXY GIRL!

[Ferrari1233211]

LOOOOL FUNNY CHICK!! :D I WOULD FUCK YOU DO!

[dens2002]

Good for you!



[KikiTakeUrSoul]

I was very entertained :D that is actually very true too

[thetruth583]

Remember however that in London its a little different.

Try "Belt up you Melt"

(Please be quiet you pathetic individual)

or

"Wind your neck in sunshine or i'll give you a dry one"

(You really need to back off and be quiet my friend, the alternative is a hard smack in the face)

Good Luck

[hetroman]

you could have also used 2 words

fish....

chips

[Elbanditcasanova]

U are so f*** annoying bless ur heart LOL

[xCurbzzz]

Bless her cotton socks.

[SuperSmarandita]

there's nothing as american as "like" every second word. and i fight with myself avoiding it as much as i can because it is really a walking cliche of dumb americans. btw brilliant videos but you slightly remind me of jenna marbles.

[LivintheDream714]

You are incredibly attractive and funny at that. Keep it up!

[BriceDuan]

J'aime beaucoup tes vidéos. Excellente idée!

[TheFinaIFlash]

Ruchałbym

[createrobob]

intrensently lol!!

[RichieGrowsChillies]

What the fck? This isn't '3 Guys, 1 hammer'. Still had an orgasm tho.

[Wolfrunner326]

In my opinion, the main thing that makes Bless Your Heart sound so nice is the WAY you say it, I was just reading the comments and it's not the same as in the video. I believe that if you were yelling this at someone (why you would yell such a thing to someone, I have no idea) it would lose it's effect.

[AndrewTraceur]

All my foreign friends say that (American) English boils down to one word: "Dude". Runners-up include: "like" and "hey yo"

[masterguy123]

Two English words is all you need 'Fook off"

[makeitheavy94]

this video makes u seem a little bit special Bless your heart :L

[tomatoburrito]

Therapy for your linguistic pet hates.

[shockz18]

loool thats funny!! im going to try it!. but that is evil tho tut tut bless you heart

[bramblewood4]

one english word is all you need ,dickhead.

[kayezalo]

WHAT ????????

[LonelyManinUk]

That's ridiculous! bless your heart :)

[Lukaswhoplaysthebass]

@MiChmski

I like it!!! Bless your heart <3

[biggerthanmusic001]

Hi guys, My Name is Umnia and i'm 14,

I've been posting videos of me singing on YouTube for about a Year now, and i'd love it if some of you, any of you, would watch some of them.

I'm at an average of 700 views per video, and i'd love to get 1,000.

It's my dream to sing, to dance and to inspire, please help me make my dream come true (oh that was SOO corny!)

Thank you for bothering to read/like/respond, or even watch my videos :))

[fimbles101]

Are you talking about victorian england you dumb ass?

[RyanMellor1993]

I would definitely smash your back doors in, bless your heart :L

[RICSFWD]

yeah i'd agree you can also use the combined vocab my father said to my mother has that pan had a lid on it my mother looks at him and says husband corsisadalidonit.

husband says have you swept the floor corsitsbinswept

[Ayzee001]

wait wait wait... why not cobine the two phrases and make one ultimate phrase with unicors and kittens and puppies and sugar bon bons exploding from it. That phrase is, bless your fucking heart lol.

[madraxfromserbia]

What attracts me to watch this video , b/c of ur boobs girl... c(:

[wowvivienne]

And then there're those stingy ones who won't afford a complimentary statement without that downplaying "for herself" bit at the end. Like my roommate about his sister. "She edits a regional paper. She's done really well... for herself, I suppose." ouch.

[GarthPhilpot]

Bless your Cotton Socks !

[vincentbdesign1]

you are amazing!!! I show your videos to my friends here in Hong-Kong ( American, french, singaporean, german...) and we totally love you.....

[Cyrillika]

Best expression by uber-miles in English?

Whatever.

Ask any New Yorker to tell you why...

[MrDraizer]

DID I Hurt your Feelings ?

Lol. Love this expression !

[SirElspeth]

You'd get bottled if you tried that one in glasgow.

[LiLAnanas]

like the turkish "cani sagolsun." :D

[cyberk25]

i want ur mouth to go where the sun dont shine :)

[MisterFfer11]

Oh My God maybe ?

[Lezard75]

parler anglais en quelques mots: F-wooooord ofc ^^. Damn it, God Damn, Bad ass... Eejit is my favorite xD. @MiChmski Tu as prevu de faire une video en francais un jour for fun? =p

[Buarfx]

I don't get it. Tu es française ? American ? ou portuguaise ? Tu as un leger accent français et ça me perturbe parce-que tu as dis dans cette vidéo que le français n'était pas ta langue maternelle...

[Guirouux]

Is it "bless my heat" = "putain" ?

[Eeylika64]

Nice I will definitely use it now ^^

[pulmann]

What's up with all that listick, bless your hart:)

[MWSchaefer]

This made me LOL ... for real!!!! So freaking funny ... and so TRUE!!!

[gaeetan75]

lipstick wasn't a good idea, bless your heart ; ) other than that : great !

[XYdaimn]

Je suis bilingue ma mère et américaine et j'entends constamment parler anglais je ne reconnais pas l'accent anglais ou americain peut etre est elle australienne ou bilingue car le mot putain elle le dis sans accent anglais ;)

[james1471]

You've won my heart, bless our hearts ;)

[walrus88011]

I heard this one in the line at the supermarket yesterday, I kid you not: "She looks like a can of busted biscuits, bless her heart". It took every ounce of my composure and any smidgen of social graces I could muster up NOT to completely die laughing.

[marek84000]

Sa t'arrive de respiré quand tu parles ?

[MiChmski]

@marek84000 jamais

[Lukaswhoplaysthebass]

Répondre à cette vidéo... 

[thebeccaJane1]

this women rocks the most !!!!!

[mikimi101]

:( You should've said something about magical words used in N.Y, I can give you a few since I live here. And this is why I love the south, no matter if they say something bad they still say something nice afterward :)

[Sander61u]

Haha you're so cute ^^

[MsMyriamB]

ur not american ! stop pretending to be one !

[MiChmski]

@MsMyriamB LOL

[SuperTetos]

@MsMyriamB : Jalouse? Elle parle bien et c'est cool. Tu peux aimer ce qu'elle dit ou pas, mais l'argument de l'accent me parait teinté de jalousie...

[MrFloKop]

@MsMyriamB Why did you write in English then?

[Lukaswhoplaysthebass]

@MsMyriamB Yes she is : she even has a french accent when she speaks my language! Bless her heart.

[freepcgames01]

@MsMyriamB who would wont to be

[AAAbsoluXXX]

I'm french and gonna test if i've understood

je suis français et je vais voir si j'ai bien compris la leçon !

"damn you're a so sexy b!tch ! bless your heart <3 "

[XYdaimn]

I don't think it's bless his heart but the most use is ''Oh my god''

[AmokBR]

In Frenglish you could call someone a 'putain' than say 'bless her heart'.

[NightFlyerDarcy]

I am from the south and this is a required sentence segment for most southerners.

Bless our hearts.

[Jplaysurf]

I love you.  :)

[kekouha]

bla bla bla in new york yeeeeeeeeee

[MiChmski]

@vinidobrasil nao precisa-- coloquei uma mensagem com qual você pode escoler a lingua da legenda ;) espero que ajude! beijos

[jatt92rs]

@MiChmski google translate is just wonderful

[Setze78]

That's as awesome as you're cute.

Even though, the paradadox of the english speaking video to "learn english" is weird, but this is really fun anyway !

[GatientheBEATBOX]

Ta un superbe accent, tu fait comment ? xD



[MrOUSS1899]

i didn't understand a thing from this Bla Bla Bla bulshit , ahhh sorry !!!! Bless your heart

[KalB971]

You should have done it in French oO

[charles8910]

You are hilarious :).

[bensound75]

Hello!

In french you can say "à mon humble avis" at the end of any sentence too.

As usual, to use carrefully ;)

Keep the good videos on ! :)

@+

[AnomiEj]

You should stop making YouTube videos. Bless your heart. Ha! Bet you didn't see that one coming...

[adroual]

Love it! Bless your heart

[sammynce]

I guess that the only thing that come in my mind right now it's Fuck that's good.Bless your heart.

[Renaj001]

I think the one that we have in England is 'No Offence' after ANYTHING and EVERYTHING. "You're B.O. is absolutely vile, no offence."

[symetriCOOL1]

Well I'm English not American and I don't feel that works here as nobody says it at all

[Valicore]

Hilarious, and its true. Actually, that's what they say for ugly babies too. Like, a mom shows her ugly baby and you respond "oh well bless his heart!"!

[warrer3]

So if I understand well, I am suppose to learn english in 3 words but the video is in full english.

Furthermore to understand it and these words I should already speak and understand english... Hence I don't need these 3 words?

Makes sense m'kay ! :) :/

[MiChmski]

@warrer3 click the "CC" button and "Translate sub-titles" lol ;)

[HammHetfield]

I'm french (and in Georgia right now) and I'm totally going to try that...

[b3ckish]

Funny and gorgeous. Well I've never met that kind of girl in real life... FAKE

[darealya]

LOOOOL You are my Hero Mich :)

Enjoy NY ^^

[Bekane2005]

You are cute and funny, you don't need to apologize for anything...bless your heart ;-)

[bentech25]

"Putain" is more an equivalence for "Oh My God" i think ^^

[ngarcia257]

Ha ha ha ha... She's so cute! ... Keep on!

[rocku2]

Thumbs up if you're watching this only because she looks cute ;)

[porschedemon1]

wow you really look beautiful here. In a classical 20s kinda way.

[TLRoss75]

Too funny, and completely true!

[jonassoelberghansen]

Awesoooooome! Ur a talented and funny woman u know !?

[LoicHC]

Speaking English to you in 3 words. I, love, & you.

[gloopenstein]

@LoicHC thats 4 u mongloid

[gloopenstein]

@LoicHC 3 words of english to you.

SUCK MY COCKYOUFUCKINGPEICEOFSHIT

[LoicHC]

@gloopenstein my turn : clever asshole speech.

[gloopenstein]

@LoicHC thats the nicest thing any1 has ever said to me :). im in LIKE WITH OUY :D:D:D:D:D

[guiguicard]

fuck you! bless your heart ! :D

[Remikarlos]

Hilarious!

[Th57]

OMG she's too cuuuute ! Bless her hearts !

[ShadzukyMizuho]

Don't worry about your hair, you look pretty good. Bless your heart.

Wait, that wasn't a horrible thing ...

[warrer3]

@MiChmski yeah but as it is a related to the other one about speaking french, it would have been nice to do it in French directly :)

[MrLino]

I'm a sad sad person who just...sigh, bless my heart. Or at least make it stronger than my brain.