Southwest Airlines Safety Inspection Training Video

[lucy5122]

southwest does not fly 747s only 737's oh that plane he was painting was a 737-300 wow south west could not even afford a real safety video!

[codlover21]

747 ???

[789mopedman]

poop.



[VisibleShivers]

What part of National Lampoon do some of you posters NOT understand?

[mrmoerder]

At 3:22, the picture is at Allentown. Southwest has NEVER served Allentown. that picture used to be on their site, but it most be edited.

[FLWDWFreak]

The interior is jetblue

[MaverickHunter40245]

The interior of the plane in that video is wrong. SW interiors don't look like that.

[tryithere]

@MaverickHunter40245 I would think you would be more worried about the Jack Daniels.

[nickincalifornia]

.............

[penguiin100]

gimme my 4:00 minutes of my life back!!! NOW!!!!!

[TheDunna5]

my dong long like maggiano.

[patsmithj]

whats the music, or style, any info?

[Slaterator]

Not funny at all. Good idea but poor jokes. Anyway thank´s for sharing ! It didn´t meet my taste but it´s still a good work.

[egichok]

he was fired by southwest for drinking on duty thats why he made this video

[kafutunga]

I love the screens and the blue and white interior...No such thing on SothWest...

[Marcadana]

If this really happens, I will NEVER fly southwest.

[Mubtasim123]

lol

[metra0808]

south west ailines does not fly boeing 747s

[cavok84]

@metra0808 part of the joke

[EmilyStannard]

the 188 people have never travelled by southwest airines (:

[luvgirlsfeet]

maybe they fined him for 10.2 million for not correctly identifying the aircraft

[P8NTBALL60]

southwest only used 727s and 737s. not 747's

[nathanfishing3000]

@P8NTBALL60 none airlines uses 727 any more

[tonightwefly]

Really frustrated me when people still think video's like this are real, how can you not see the sarcasm and that its a 'piss take'.

[123BIGTIMERUSHFAN]

stupid he's hitting the plane with a hammer!

[ns5036]

hes drunk



[123BIGTIMERUSHFAN]

2:38 ha ha

[123BIGTIMERUSHFAN]

southwest isint orange. its ether blue or gold

[Coolplistic]

actually the old southwest colers were red and orange, now they are blue and red+orange

[mariocrossing1]

@123BIGTIMERUSHFAN Gold is the old Southwest colors,

[123BIGTIMERUSHFAN]

why is there a Dr Pepper At 0:13

[123BIGTIMERUSHFAN]

i love this guy!

[brendon1998]

Folks this video isn't real if you noticed at the end it said watch more funny videos. Cant anyone take a joke..

[tryithere]

@brendon1998 It took you till the end?

[mariocokefoot]

It's a 737 not 747 dummy

[Drums0212]

No, it's not a 747, and you also don't use putty and paint to fix a crack. I'm pretty sure that was there on purpose. Calm down.

[MacBooker4444]

Well i guess they prove their point when he says its a 747, lol. FYI: its a 737!

[ShamrockFront]

1:49

LOL XD

[medicpack6]

737 dum ass

[KiDFRANKKK]

LOL its a 737. Southwest only owns 737s

[frizriz96]

Did ya notice when he talks about wing inspction it says biggei #4?

[cmaki100]

YOU SUCK 4 SANING THAT

saw rocks!

[vomm27]

FUSALARGE!!

[dammyousuck]

his drunk in this video so what do expect guys? ahhahahahaahah

[frizriz96]

OMG Frank,Its a 737 not a 747!:)

[prnces858]

ohh okay nvm i guess calling southwests planes 747's is supposed to be a joke but i dont find it very funny it just makes him seem stupid and nobody really got the joke...anyways for those of that are confused southwest ONLY flies 737's and not 747's i guess hes trying to be funny but its not really working out for him lol

[prnces858]

lmao its true everytime i hear the words fuselage that person is talking about the fuselage being ripped off in a plane crash lmao(thats not funny)but hes right haha

[airsoft622]

i like his green hair 

[altima341]

This is how southwest performs there safety checks. lol

[slipsonic]

haha jack daniels win

[mp685]

Yes, that is a beautiful Southwest 747!

[prnces858]

@mp685 southwest only flies 737's i believe but a 747 had a bump in its head, is a heck of a lot larger than this aircraft and has two engines on each wing so no this is not a 747

[cookieking101]

this is so stupid southwest is the best!

[0561661241]

fuck you! southwest is one of the coolest airlines jackass

[Pilot51081]

Why is there a Dr. Pepper at 0:14?

[jkw906koz]

why are all of there planes 737

[titanicguy1912]

@jkw906koz I suppose its due to the economy of the routes and price of planes. 737's do carry more people than most other regional jets and 737's could be a very cheap investment when servicing their routes. Of course thats my opinion Im not sure of that is the real reason.

[brage4]

@jkw906koz thats wat they own,

[mathewjordan1993]

lol

[nathanfishing3000]

its a 737-800 silly

[cookieking101]

@nathanfishing3000 737-700! DamonsSon is right

[DamonsSon]

it went from 1 to 4

[DamonsSon]

ITS 737-700

[southwest1998]

i HATE this video!!! southwest is the best freakin airline out there and you know it!!! >:(

[Flyglobespan93]

737 numnuts!!!

[jadeandwillow]

he's kind of creepy when he laughs. look at his eyes.

[roryj123ok]

southwest have had verry little incidents and its a 737 not a 747

[DevoutSkeptic]

@roryj123ok That's the joke...

[roryj123ok]

@DevoutSkeptic Pity its not funny

[DevoutSkeptic]

@roryj123ok U mad?

[roryj123ok]

@DevoutSkeptic its You...

[DevoutSkeptic]

@roryj123ok U mad?

[scotplane]

@roryj123ok Never killed a passenger.

[roryj123ok]

@scotplane Eh yes it ran off a runway hit a car and killed a child

[scotplane]

@roryj123ok didn't pay a ticket ;-)

[roryj123ok]

@scotplane Doesn't matter still was killed in a Southwest incident

[scotplane]

@roryj123ok

I said passenger ;-)

[roryj123ok]

@scotplane Either way someone died in a WN incident

[AnkhorDraven]

@roryj123ok ... That's the joke.

[ThePatrickChapman]

its a 737

[Einhander49]

We seem to have a lot of butt hurt Southwest employees, and Texans in general within this reply thread. In all seriousness, Southwest is a bargain airline - they have fucked up before to keep prices down, and they will fuck up again. Otherwise they wont stay in business.

[civilwr]

I must admit I had not yet viewed the video when I wrote the comment; it takes forever to download as I have only dialup. :-/ As soon as it started I realized it

was a spoof. As I work at an airport as a refueler I thought I was being helpful.

Go figure. :-)

[Disneyparksrock]

That was funny!

[sdgaysd]

hahaha. oh yes they were fined. i dont know where u did ur research... but SWA knows how to keep their planes safe. They just didn't...

[1Putt4eagle]

That was pathetically bad.

[rmarkv]

Trade mark infringment?

[Ladiesman217n]

Southwest dose not have 747's noob

[mynuttaboutsouthwest]

hahaha

[kiDRoBot999]

hahahaahaha the JD was totally off, we're all about the Wild Turkey---GET IT RIGHT!!!!

[TexanHotty]

This video is a complete waste of anyone's time. Someone should fine him 10.2 Million dollars for wasting my time.

[IsaacAmadeo]

I guess so, or a mistake in the video unintentionally.

[IsaacAmadeo]

Southwest only flies 737s! Who could mistake a Jumbo for a small plane like the 737?

[pilot2e]

its a joke

[kidsouthwest]

747? SWA does not fly 747's d/a

[greengoblin200]

@kidsouthwest its a joke!!! :) its not gunna be facts and figures!!

[brandtaylor93]

the machine that associates fuselage with plane crash, no wonder I can get to orlando on $60.

Thanks southwest!!!!

[MickMaynerberry]

It's a National Lampoon skit. check the lower left hand corner.

[CAY999Tyler]

LOL a Southwest Boeing 747!!! There is no such thing.

[Gavindays]

Its a B737! Not B747

[StobartsProductions]

I think thats part of it. He is suppose to be the engineer.

[XboxLiveSpartan001]

these people dont understand this vid is supposed to be funny.... lol

NICEEE VID

[beaum1cah]

hmm well ive only ever heard of 1 or 2 southwest crashes in my whole life

[FallenAngelXaphan]

hahaha thats funny

[Tutorials322]

this is so stupid! SWA Rocks! They where never never NEVER fined (did research)

[beaum1cah]

@Tutorials322 ya!! i mean ive seen 1 southwest crash and it wasnt even a bad 1  the plane didnt even catch fire...now lets look at other airlines....:0

[lafayette2285]

@Tutorials322 So because they were never fined you are saying it was okay for them to fly aircraft beyond their inspection dates? Southwest ignored their own passengers safety and the FAA in order to make a few quick bucks. Nothing about that or SWA rocks.

[Tutorials322]

@lafayette2285 i respect that. but nobody knows, this stupid video is showing a swa 747, they only carry 737

[lafayette2285]

@Tutorials322 the whole 10 million fine from the FAA and Southwest flying planes that failed to meet inspections actually happened. the video was correct in that aspect. the rest was just a spoof to make fun of southwests maintenance procedures. hell how much i know about southwest i wouldnt be surprised to learn this is the actual training video

[prnces858]

@Tutorials322 how is it showing a 747 is looks nothing like a 747 and u can tell that from the top of the aircraft...747's have a very distinct shape its very large with four engines all together and there is an upstairs and downstairs for seating(thats why it looks like the head of the airplane is raised then swoops low into the body of the aircraft and this southwest airplane clearly does not have any of those features

[Tutorials322]

@prnces858 look at 0:27 to 0:30  he says "I was just inspecting the Southwest 747" southwest does not have 747 u dumbass. and setenly does not have tv behind seats. so do research u little hik

[prnces858]

@Tutorials322 okay what are u even arguing with me about? i know southwest doesnt have a 747 thats what i was pointing out to you...so stop calling me a dumbass..southwest flies to my local airport, i have watched them land, take off and taking close up pictures as well as flown on that aircraft so yeah i think id know what the plane looks like and what model it is u idiot...i never said they had tv's behind the seats either...maybe u replied to the wrong person

[Tutorials322]

@prnces858 lol, i have a local airport to , so shut the fuck up dumbass. wow h5 for taking pics. like im dumb, u fagg

[AmericanPilot407]

hey @prnces858 shut up.If u didn't like the video then to bad.But u really need to give it a rest.It's sort of 1st grade knowledge that SWA doesn't own 74's so if that's the only thing you know about aviation u need to get a new hobby my friend.

[jetfire5091]

@Tutorials322 i know rite they have only 737s

[AnkhorDraven]

@Tutorials322 If YOU did some research, or even clicked on the channel of the fucking uploader, you'd know yourself that this along with the other 199 videos are intended as JOKES. You're the fucking hick, obviously you've never heard of the word 'lampoon', moron.

[prnces858]

@Tutorials322 yeah i hate how they make it seem like such a bad airline cuz it was finded for saftey checks...this was mentioned on an episode of air crash investigation and i got mad i was like what the hell like every other airline doesnt do the same shit cuz ive heard most dont to save money and time and stuff but i think they WERE fined...cuz people at the head of SWA said they were but that they were fixing that and making sure all saftey checks were happening...

[stormspotters]

@Tutorials322 actually they were ea few times

[TheIpodtouchinformer]

@Tutorials322 ya they are

[a118c]

@Tutorials322 False.

[wowzers9088]

@Tutorials322 ya i did research to and they were fined dumb ass. look at this: On March 12, 2008, Southwest Airlines voluntarily grounded 44 planes to check if they needed further inspection. The FAA claimed that Southwest Airlines flew almost 60,000 flights without fuselage inspection. Southwest Airlines faced a $10.2 million fine if they violated FAA regulations.

[jetbluensw]

This is soooo stupid and offensive.

[Dogman36]

it's supposed to be funny you dip sh!t.

[scottj1988]

Does anybody realize this was made by national lampoon

[fly4ever93]

if southwest had 747 the tickets would be a lot more than $99.

[erick45]

sotuhwest only fly 737

[fachy1981]

747-8 is a cheap and boring replacement for the classic 747-400 series in my mind's eye. Boeing did not want to invest in an all new 747 replacement as it was seen too risky a buisness venture. I applaud Airbus once again for taking the risk and pushing the envelope in terms of innovation and desing. I think Airbus have pushed aviation 20 years into the future whereas Boeing is still tinkering with a 1960's old rusted antique 747 design.

[localdiskC]

lol its 737

[feralize851]

@localdiskC i think its 747

[civilwr]

Southwest uses ONLY Boeing B-737 aircraft.

[feralize851]

@localdiskC nvm

[boaterbil]

@localdiskC yup

[smittyguitarplyr]

@localdiskC - I'm sure that's part of the joke...

[prnces858]

@localdiskC thank you!!! i was like WHAT ITS A 737!!!! hahaha opps lol

[TurbofanDude]

Southwest is the best airline. BTW my gandpa was a b52 mechanic, If you kick the gear, you will kill your foot, there are metal spikes below the surface.

[boeingLL747]

I'm honestly not sure if this was a joke or the real thing...I hope to god this is a joke...

[mvp829]

what a stupid video....

[MrPiperpilot]

what the fuck was that.

[LRH1988]

For everyone who is talking about him saying its a 747, the way I took it is that it was supposed to be a joke. The whole video is making fun of southwests inspections so I see it as a joke saying they don't know what they are talking about.

[jdmeghatch]

My understanding is that 737's that southwest buys has thicker lap joints than the normal 737's.

[BenAndSam3]

lol why did he say 747?

[halo2windows]

It would be interesting to see Southwest fly 747s

[RainbowManification]

he did, what a fail right.

[fokkerairbus]

because he allways was talking about a 747 but some people of production were wrong in the pictures selection ,, watch in the segment where he talk about landing gears inspection ,, is a 747 main landing gear

[FSXDelux]

0:28 Did he say 747!?

[roombafan56001]

yes he did! They dont even fly those!

[RainbowManification]

FAIL!!!! lol

[737Pilot122]

WOW

[codiclothing]

you people really care THAT much about the type of plane?

[aden6666]

The only this Southwest flies is the 737

[phobal]

eh, before you bash an airline, maybe you should get the types of planes they fly right. it's kinda like saying GMs are crap because they inspect their Corollas poorly.

[andrewfrazee]

damn i would have guessed that was an airbus 380.....hmmmm darn hahahah

just kidding XD

[luftpilot1]

haha good stuff

[Awsomegy]

...... He said leave inspection up to the passengers... the Video was a joke.... lol. haha kinda thing.

[NotYourNeighbour]

Lame.

[goldheartagram777]

747??? Wow....

[JacksonKellyRocker]

isn't that a 737?

[riskydude19]

747??? Correct me if I'm wrong, but SWA doesn't have ANY 74's in their fleet.

[ahpc82]

so that's a humor.

lol

[DV5230US]

You're right. Southwest exclusively flys 737s. The 737-300, -500, and -700 series to be specific.

[Erich64x2]

hahahahaahahaha Boeing 747 xD

[jman9096]

2:37 LOL

[Planefreaky]

747??

lol

[TheSpencinator1]

I must admit, this video wasn't all that funny.

[bowlingfreak11]

funny video but you might want to what what plane you are talking about. southwest doesnt own any 747's. They only own boeing 737-300, 500, and 700 but reallythat is a funny video

[nekotech]

2:35

"Keep a lookout for this noise."

Hilarious!

[southwestairlines28]

u people r a joke swa is the best

[someguy5955]

Agreed. Did you know that their going to offer Wi-Fi on their planes?

[KCS41691]

lol national lampoon= lol lolol. my kinda humor

[chicolover3]

ok are you guys stupid

he says its a 747 on purpose for comedic purposes. everyone thinks theyre aircraft experts because they can tell the difference between a 747 and a 737. and for everyone who is commenting that the video is fake.. no shit its fake its fucking funny.. who needs real pictures of the airline. fake pictures of the cabin make the video much funnier.. ooooo southwest doesnt have an onboard video system. wow people are really stupid .. who gives a fuck its funny.. 5 stars

[ilikechile]

i know right most ppl commenting that the vid is wrong cause of the 747 joke, just proves that none of them are actually pilots