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  • Most of Dane Cook's joke's are not very good. Its just how he delivers them. Louis C.K. is better..

  • dane cook is funny! period!

  • gaaah I hate this fool

  • people who say dane cook isnt funny will say he stole his stuff from louis c.k. but they like louis c.k. so evidently dane only managed to still the unfunny stuff?

  • the only funny part about this bit is that everyone watches PIR when they're home sick. everything else is pretty bad - I mean, wheel filled with blood? if he said boogers this may have well been written by a 6 yr old

  • idk if u have seen his last 2 specials... but theyre not what they used to be. the whole story telling thing is getting old. idk what he has to do to make it "fresh" again. but i think everyone wants vintage Dane back...

  • "it feels medicinal, nothing changes." He could apply that one to his act.

  • dane cook is ok but he isnt 2 funny, he doesnt think out his jokes seems like he improvs most of his stuff and that turns out 2 be crap, but how excited he is makes other people laugh, i dont get it either yalllol

  • terrible comedian, but its so true lol

  • A comedian for the ignorant masses.

  • im tired of hearing all this louis ck shit. louis ck isn't that funny. and he has a tv show that is even less funny. stop coming on dane cook videos to troll.

  • who's that guy in the bkground laughing? :P lol and lol dane cook rocks! he's hilariou! he rules fer sure ^^ :P XD

  • dane cook talks about the price is right but he's not funny.

  • lol what up with the last picture? who is that? it doesnt look like Dane...

  • Its like a Christmas tree, except its a wheel. XD

  • TOO HARD FUCK FACE

  • Dane Cook is such a hack, he makes Carrot Top look legit.

  • i never think of dane cook as laugh out loud funny but i love listening to him cause its amusing o.o

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  • He seriously isn't that funny. My question is why he seriously has so many fans. He's kindof like the Justin Bieber of stand up comedians.

  • @Joeyg143 you're right. He's like the Justin Bieber of comedians. Some people like him, some people don't. If he's not funny to you then why are you on here other than just trolling?

  • if u dont like dane cook then y the fuck do people watch a video with his name in the title? just to flame the video? that would make u a flamer

  • speedboat!

  • this is not funny

  • I get a kick out of all the supposedly straight guys who think it's "cool" or something to hate on Dane. What was it, O&A who started making fun of him? I don't know...but whoever it was, now the in thing is to hate him, and follow the crowd. Just like when Family Guy made the joke about Sarah Jessica Parker looking like a horse....she does not, but people thought they were cool saying it

  • is he even telling jokes? this is awful

  • have you ever considered working as a graphic designer? you are incredibly talented.

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  • I frankly think that dane cook is the least funniest comedian ever.

  • Ya....Dane Cook is NOT funny,no "WIT" just immature,unintelligent rantings,there really is NO humor with this guy.Sure he says or does something every once in a great while that makes one chuckle but not enough to be called a comiedian,for christ sake I'm funnier than him and I don't mean to be,AND I'm an asshole!

  • you have to be a moron to enjoy this guy. i assume that most of the people that think dane cook are stupid midwest christians. it is seemingly the only logical correlation.

  • Relax bro. This is a stupid thing to be fighting over. Don't you think?

  • @GTL4LIfe there's no fighting, it sucks and that's a wrap. :)

  • Wow i saw him on tv! His comedy sucks but he's on tv so he must be good!

  • @ReachForFails hes hilarious

  • why are people laughing? this rly honest to god isn't funny

  • Sorry but Daniel Tosh's Price is Right bit is funnier

  • i made a stoner tv show!!!

  • 597 people have no sense of humor

  • Expexer ur a faggot

  • dane cook is a fucken faggot

  • I don't get the Dane Cook hate.

  • @mcbain752 Employee of the Month and Good Luck Chuck probably have something to do with it.

  • @mcbain752 Me neither

  • @mcbain752 He steals jokes from more talented people, plus he's a narcissus.But he is funny, even though he's a narcissistic joke burglar

  • @muetter I didn't realize he was a joke thief. Whose material did he steal?

  • @mcbain752 Louis CK, who is ten thousand times funnier then Dane Cook

  • @muetter I did just see those videos. And I'm a Louis CK fan. Thanks for the heads up.

  • @mcbain752 he hardly stole jokes they are familiar subject matter but different twists. every joke has been done in the world people just put different spins on them

  • @mcbain752 people are hypocrites

  • @mcbain752 His talent and humor is no where equal to his popularity. In that sense he's very overrated.

  • @mcbain752 He steals a lot of jokes. And he is just not that funny. He moans a lot and is just retarded.

  • @mcbain752 It's because he's not funny.

  • @TheOmegaParadigm Everyone else seems to think he's funny

  • @mcbain752 i dotn get the Dane cook love...

  • @TheNXGvideos i dont get why u dont stfu?

    

  • @mcbain752 he's an unfunny douche

  • @connortheman95 Yep, it's that simple. Even I get it. He sucks. :)

  • Damn it I thought this was gonna be vintage footage of a young Dane Cook on The Price is Right...

  • @StillAware So did I after watching "never take druggs on price is right" (Yes exact spelling). But I laughed at the little drawings.

    Good stuff!

  • I don't really like Dane Cook, but this is excellent.

    I didn't get the part about the wheel being filled with blood. That's just odd.

    Otherwise, PIR was on every morning at the college cafeteria, it was a ritual.

  • Karate the Dane Cook of martial arts

  • @KorruptedDrew

    Archer...

  • if u dnt like dane cook u shudnt post anything at all because u sat threw the whole bit so fuck off faggets

  • This is pretty bad. The audience laughs at every third word he says. Then he says something really random 'I believe the wheel is filled with blood'...crickets.....okay, yeah, Dane, there is blood in the wheel, and why is that funny? Did he forget the rest of that joke, because he moves on to something else.

  • LOL this is almost as immature as my shitty music hah

  • the people are laughing before he even gets to his punchlines. this is why i hate dane cook is because people laugh just cuz he's him, they dont even wait for him to tell his jokes.

  • @Wheatspin just shut up already. I dont care how many ppl love or hate this guy.... all i care about is not having to hear you ppl bitch and moan at each other constantly. If you hate dane cook..... dont watch his fukin vid's on the tube then..... no1 care's what you think about it

  • @irishprice you don't HAVE to read the comments, and clearly you care if you're going to take the time to respond

  • @Wheatspin are you fucking retarded? Every comedian gets laughs before the punchline...EVERY ONE! JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!

  • this is so annoyingly true.

  • so true when i was little :D XD i'm not sure now =/

  • lmaooooo i love dane cook

  • its funny because its true its funny because its true its funny because its true its funny because its true its funny because its true its funny because its true its funny because its true its funny because its true its funny because its true its funny because i thought about this before but never bothered to put it into words. this guy is hilarious. i like the way everything seems so familiar. he jokes about stuff i understand. and if i get confused, i just laugh when everyone else does.

  • People pay to see this guy? Makes Larry the Cable guy look like Lenny Bruce.

  • @Steverinomeister I'm sorry, but who the hell is Lenny Bruce? O.o

  • @xSadisticXBribri666x open a book man...

  • @Steverinomeister I do read... quite a bit ._. Nvm, I don't wanna know xD

  • @Steverinomeister people find him funny cause of his attitude hes great

  • sooo truee

  • dane cook is a fucking joke

  • @Vasidius you jelous

  • 35:00 it funny cause its true

  • When you put up the annotation "Laugh I say!, it's funny" I thought maybe this was made to mock the Cook. Probably? Maybe?

  • Was that some sort of Prisoner Lego set at the end there?

  • dane cook is the unfunniest fuck in the history of comedy.

  • @dragonblack955 wtf man

  • @dragonblack955 so true!

  • it took me so long to find this version

  • okay, dane's comedy is all about delivery. maybe it's not for you, that's fine. but why post that those of us that like his comedy are retarded? just don't watch it.

  • @LostExess That's what a good joke has. Great delivery. However, if there is no joke than the delivery falls flat. It's not retarded. It's just not comedy.

  • @NeverAloneForever agree to disagree i guess. but i would like to say to everyone thats reading this, this is how disagreements should be handled. no name calling or berating, just personal opinions being stated. way to be us! lol

  • @LostExess I love that phrase "agree to disagree". I think that should be used only when . . . well as you said when people start blurting out insults and ad hominems.

    As for this entertainer, I could see someone liking his stuff but I still can't see the humor itself. At first I just chuckled at the MAD tv parody . . . then I watched more of Dane and then I found the parody hysterical. I guess what I'm trying to say is Dane's theatrics wear off after awhile. Well, for me anyway.

  • <3 <3 <3 DANE COOK!

  • Why does Dane Cook hate comedy so much?

  • Dane cook was my favourite comedian intill i heard his JOKES!

  • @phoenixfans10 how was he your favorite comedian before you heard his jokes? or did you mean "this joke" ? 

  • are you laughing in the backround? lol just kidding, sweet video, dane rocks. i subbed : ]

  • He says the most obvious shit... he's making people laugh because 1. the people that laugh at his humor are retarded and 2. you know what there's no other reason.

  • @harima1

    I agree, it's just energetic performance of bland observational humor. But a lot of people like that. Not everyone looks to standup comedy for deep insight, some people just want to watch dumb crap and laugh.

    There are few things as stupid as not understanding that.

  • @harima1 WHY ARE U WATCHING IT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT GET A LIFE HE'S FKING HILLARIOUS!

  • Dane cook is hilarious!!! xD

  • shit that laughing kid is annoying lol

  • Where's this whole bit from? I saw one like episode of it, and thought it was hilarious (it wasn't just Dane Cook, it was like 5 comedians)

  • lol the lego boat looks so cool!!

  • The bit Daniel Tosh did on The Price Is Right is 100 times funnier.

  • THIS GUYS A FAGGOT

  • @john444978 Even if was a pile of sticks or gay, he's much more of a man than you obviously are.

  • @john444978 then u must be gay for him if your watching the vid numnuts

  • Hahaha...he said what happens on the show...Dane Cook is so funny and original.

  • Dane is not that funny...

  • @Havaseet then why do you watch his videos (jw)

  • @Havaseet in your opinion. get the fuck outa here

  • thats SO true

  • love dan cock 

  • Dane Cock

  • shitest animations ever

  • where's the joke

    

  • her pussy smelled like she cleaned it buy rubbing against an even dirtier pussy My favorite Dane Cook joak

  • soo true.. every morning, during the summer even to this day.. I HAVE TO WATCH THE PRICE IS RIGHT.

    Been that way since I was like 6 XD

  • @MyRotflCopterGoesSoi ya me too but i stoped watching it since bob barker left :'( always told my mom that i will go when i'm 21 i would meet bob barker on the price is right. and now i cant!!!!

  • the price is wrong bitch

  • @sorintmt now i think you've had enough....no, now you've had enough........bitch

  • Funny thing he is right. Everytime I was home sick from school I always made sure I got out of bed and onto the couch to watch The Price is Right!

  • he jacked part of this joke from Daniel Tosh. Failure.

  • @IlkenGirth Grow up. Everyone has similar jokes in the comedy business. And a LOT steal. Your favorite comedian could have stolen from the comedian you hate the most. Dog eat Dog world. It happens, but you just have to look past it.

    :) So not a failure. Your little boy Daniel has probably stolen too. Hell, the only comedians I know that haven't stolen are only Eddy Izzard, Robin Williams, and Bill Cosby.

  • @KanameAlucard1VK1HS That doesn't change the fact that he stole it. Besides Daniel did it better. Period. And simple arguments like "he probably stole jokes too" is a flawed argument. I just stated the fact that he did steal the joke, I didn't question his abilities as a comedian. You seem to love Dane a little too much. I don't need your half-assed opinions on the rules of comedy. You're a nobody. And yes, Failure.

  • @IlkenGirth When did I ever say something bad about you? Never, so why do you want to start shit with me?

    Really, stop trying to act cool.

  • @KanameAlucard1VK1HS You started shit when you questioned my comment. And I finished it.

    And it's no act. To be this cool you HAVE to be the real deal :]

  • has anyone ever seen happy gilmore? the price is wrong bitch!

  • Dang it, its totally true, I don't watch the whole show but just parts.

  • shit i hate being sick even when i am i still try to do shit i hate it

  • I remember how the audience boo an old lady off when she only spun up to 3 numbers?! Bob Barker was nice enough to help spin it for her though.

  • i like your graphics you put along with this. pretty clever!

  • I thought PIR stood for pineal infection rot?

  • I'm usually a fan of Dane Cook but... This just wasn't funny O.o

  • Never seen that show before. Great joke though.

  • I was typing down the price is right and this popped up

  • The thing I find most hilarious about this is that I actually do watch the Price is Right when I'm sick. That show has some magical healing abilities. I haven't been sick in years since I last was sick and watched it all day long.

  • hey man. every one has different senses of humor. don't hate on someone just because they do not have the same humor as you.

  • no offense, but i scrolled down so i wasnt distracted by the video

  • You want her to spin a STEAMBOAT WHEEL

  • I actually thought it was filled with blood when I was little!!! This is one of the biggest coincidences ever! unless everone else felt the same way when they were young? nope? just me? ok

  • @dano415 - I agree. I was just watching the spoof on this jackass DC on MadTV skits on Youtube. THOSE are funny, this douchebag DC is not funny at all. "Blood"... uh yeah that's real funny.

    The real joke is that people pay to see/hear this guy live.

    I've had funnier shits than this guy's "comedy" (whatever that means... but it's funny to think about - funnier than dc I'll say...).

    Total douche. It's like comedy for my dad or something stupid like that.

  • I personally am not a huge fan of Dane Cook. I do enjoy some of his material but definitely not my favourite and would not pay money to see him live. But to go and say it's joke for people to pay and see him is ignorant. Obviously it wasn't a joke for them to pay to see something "THEY" enjoy.

  • filled with blood? how the hell is that funny

  • Not a Dane Cook fan, but I LOVE this skit :) This is really relatable because I've been a HUGE Price Is Right fan since I was little :D

  • like the jokes, but dumb stick figure animation doesn't match it

  • dunham is really funny but he uses the same jokes over and over but he is still pee pants funny

  • jeff dunham is better. lmfao.

  • Can't really say one is better than the other, since they're both two different kinds of comedy, whereas Dane is standup, and Jeff is ventriloquism, or whatever it's called.

  • half of his funny comes from his motions/gestures...

    with just the audio hes not that funny, but he never really was that funny anyways.

  • lol dumbassery is not a word dumbass

  • damn he sucks

  • PLINKO! haha still looove waatchiing ppl play thaat gaaame lol

  • What the effe is that 0:18

  • either that is a hamster with a dark blue shirt or it is a person sleeping in a bed.

  • This would have been funny if not for the retarded 8-year-old's scribbles over it.

  • Dane Cook is hilarious!

  • lol@ 8, or 88 and the video saying 80.