Facade - Old Man - (Episode 13)

[122samppa]

i am laughing so hard that i cant breath

[angeldog02]

THERES A KEY BEHIND THE WEDDING PICTURE AND IT WILL OPEN THE GRAY

DOOR IN THE HALLWAY

[xxAwkwardTurtlex3]

"DON'T FUCK ME!"

.......

"I just shit my pants."

When he said those two thing I almost peed myself xD

[CheeseLovingChester]

"WHERE'S YOUR BITCH?

OH GOD YOUR FACE!"

[mrbobmanbob]

The game is onto you.

[1x32x]

My stomach hurts because i laughed so hard :)

[1x32x]

Youre the best!! :D

[Guitraboy]

JESUS CHRIST I was trying to eat a Pixi-Stick! My keyboard..

[PhoenonX]

Aww, the old amazing Grace thumbnail is gone.

[cndcowgirl2]

I cant breathe......Oh god i cant breathe....

[spotoftrouble]

He sounds like the kind of alley freaks round where I live with a mix of Homer's dad.

[BonkersAirsoft]

I made it all emotional and then Trip started talking about his family and how his parents never loved him and then he ran out the front door and then it ended :O

[Thomasbear123]

i have tryed too just go to the elevater then Trip pulled me too the door then kicked me out :p

[PykohYT]

My stomach legitly hurts from laughing.

[DrinkmyJarate]

tinseotinsoegnoisgne = YOUR'E MISTREATING YOUR ELDERS

[metallicstrike]

Too muche hp runces

[Thechazman64]

I have never laughed so hard in my entire life

[mattsgp]

This is hilarious!

[dudeguy371]

i actually beat this game, i was like

WHUTTTTT?

[fddlhv]

where can I see more videos of him?

[azuritereaction]

@fddlhv click on my account name, there are over 300 videos of commentary from me and over 23 videos in this series

[novatroop]

@azuritereaction why are you so beast

sonny

[Kepothethief]

@fddlhv are you stupid or just new to youtube?

[fddlhv]

@Kepothethief Are you illiterate? it say's that the video is from another guy called rongod22 and the link in the description is not avaiable

[azuritereaction]

@fddlhv actually, nowhere does it say this video is by rongod22

[fddlhv]

jesu, man I laught so fucking harder from a loong time. Please make more old man videoos!! my estomac stills hurting, hilarious

[alicethefoxdemond]

i played it and they broke up NOOO TRIP

[koobmong100]

love his intro's to trip

[SuperDestinyDude]

I really did pee my pants.

[TheNQSclan]

Wait didnt he commit suicide?

[plmokm33]

New record for getting kicked out!

[WithASideOfFries]

Too much HP runces.  That's the problem.

[azuritereaction]

@WithASideOfFries the ridiculous thing is that this statement makes me think of LoL more than prunes now

[22spedos]

@azuritereaction lol

[TheLightninification]

trip and grace disliked this with there main and sub accounts

[sonicx3333]

i....cant....breathe! XD

[APOCALYPSISE]

DUFKCIN FDI

[wizardman1999]

Favorite 1 yet

[mechking4511]

OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOWOWWOWOWOWOWOW

THAT, WAS, EPIC XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDDXDDXDXDX­DXDXDDXDDXDXD

I THINK I ALMOST DIED WATCHING THIS!!!!!!!!!

[wtl1999]

WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE GENITAL WART AD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCC­CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKING SHIT!?!?!?!?!?!

[MrGameman12]

Fast game play

[alexestla]

HELLO young man, where's your bitch? XD I couldn't stop laughing

[mrd8569]

my hips wont stop hurting im laughing so hard too much prunes

[ericb943]

i almost shit in my pants lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllolllllllllllllllllllllllll­lll

[bluespeed8]

...he sounds like a vampire

[Leatitia14]

I almost had a heart attack lol xD

[iwannabepresident]

4 people are dufkcin fdis

[lmg2k11]

STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP! I CANT BREATH! TOO MUCH LAUGHING!

[Swedernish]

i fucking lol'd.

[cskalle1213]

azuritereaction: i just shit in my pants :c

me : dude shit happens

azuritereaction: NOOOOOASDUHAESUBAESFIDnhiasbnd­iabndesfvg

[Natenator77]

Noobs using too many HP RUNES!!

[TheDestroyedJeans]

OD DAMMIT SON

TINSEOTINSOEGNOISGNE

DUFKCHIN FDI

OH YOGOSDM YOUR FACE

OH GOD YOURT NOOSE

TOO MUCHC HP RUNCES

[ThePuddleduck3]

hello young man wheres your bitch? PRICELESS!!!!

[AwesomeFDO789]

my old dick cant take it i was rolling

[Clickykid]

"Hello young man! Wheres your Bitch!" this made me laugh so much

[Dykler1]

od ammit son! i lol i lot!!!

[marthaadorno]

@Dykler1 sticky keys made it funny if i'm not wrong?

[mrwenny13]

Ive subbed !!!

[Kerbesk]

PAUSE AT 1:12 (look at Trip's face) IT'S FUCKING CREEPY

[superjchamma]

@warriorcatwhitestorm ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! WAYAH! WAYAH! WAYAH! WAYAH! ATOH! ATOH! ATOH! AOTH!

[KetsuppiKake]

OH GOD! Your Old man imitation is AWESOME!! xDD

Make more Facade videos like this? xD

[Cherryripe25]

oh my god I laughed so much

[SovietGamers]

oh god i peed my pants

[DarkDays95]

Dear god Im crying!

[BrentWilliams710]

lol OKAY, ESPEN!

[awesomeextreme]

i just od'd on lawls

[PrimaPunchy]

well... at least they didn't fight

[PivotMaker19]

Hiii sexxyy woman

[PivotMaker19]

I love you.

[Haicho9009]

i cried from laughASDASD GDSG Fh

[four8split]

soundboard of this please

[makealotofcake]

1.07 pause and look at dat thumbnail

[PhatHamsterThe1st]

I shit my pants in laughter when he stated that he shit his pants in game.

[four8split]

@azuritereaction i love your old guy voice, i was laughing so hard i cried lol

[BriexGore]

oh yogosmd your face! = oh god your face!!!

OH GOD YOURT NOOSE = oh god your nose!!

[BriexGore]

you are amazing!! xD

[webkinzfan00]

oh god your face= oh yogosdm your face

oh god your nose= oh god yourt noose

too much prunes= too muchc hp runce

seems legit

P.S. I was the user who suggested this character no lie! ;)

[TILT335]

mistreating youre elders = TINSEOJFIEIYHTIJBVWEKGIO5HJ

yup sounds right to me

[o00Bobo00o]

DUFKCIN FDI

[AcozeiProductions]

I CANT BREATHE STOP MAKING ME LAUGH!

[AriClark93]

Thumbnail @ 1:06 Just thought you'd wanna know if you were looking for something to easily masturbate to...

[DrDeso1]

WHERE'S YOUR BITCH

[LoLaSn]

lol hp runes ? is he playing LoL ???

[CoolJohnIs8]

My old DICK CAN'T TAKE IT

[superjchamma]

helloo young mannn

WHERE'S YOUR BITCH

[starsoul100]

Don't think he likes you too much, but his wife might :D

[Misayah29]

oh yogosdm your face!

[AlexGRFan97]

I'd freak out too if someone said "TINSEOTINSOEGNOISGNE" to my face.

[TheLightninification]

@AlexGRFan97 and "DUFKCIN FDI"

[gigidollo]

OH GOD YOURT NOOSE

[iheartarceus12]

i literALLY LAUGHED MY ASS OF

[Philboy50]

i think noone managed to get throuwn out as fast :D

[LucdDream]

penguinz0 is 100 times beter xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

but this is not bad too

[freefallstylin]

wow dude this made me laugh so fucking hard, you're the best dude! i'm so fuckin glad i found your videos

[mkopln09]

this vid made my day :D thanks man

[Falmsy]

You should do one being a hobo and ask for money XD

[GaxlTheGr8]

The voice you're using at the beginning of this video, really reminds me of Pa Grape from VeggieTales.

[blackdragonthebad]

Creepy thumbnail...

[NefariousEvildoer]

I need to compile an azurite Facade-episode dictionary:

hp runces - prunes

yogosdm - God

dufkcin fdi - fucking dick

tinseotinsoegnoisgne - Mistreating your elders

XD

[Shadow022393]

Is your god's name "Yogosdm"?

[wiccanXexodus]

1:08 pause



[NoHeadsProduction]

@wiccanXexodus What am I looking at?

[wiccanXexodus]

@NoHeadsProduction it is supposed to be 1:07 and a half but i rounded up. was supposed to be the orgasm face

[MrBloodThief]

OH MAH GOWSH.

I was drinking then

OH GOD YOUR FAACE

i spit it out

[Poodleinacan]

Do a Joker episode.

[Lemonzadez]

Make more :O

[Mitsu3000gt515]

Ok you really need to just drop those other games and just play this come out with two or three a week

[crabsnacks]

I can't breathe. LOLOLO

[NoobWithSnuggie955]

oh god i just shit my pants lol thts just fantastic

[baragon84]

episode 14 :(

[MukiXXchan]

Omfg, I've watched these from episode one, and there wasn't any episode I DIDN"T laugh at! You're so hilarious. XDDD

[theRBninja]

how do you walk faster?

[Broshmosh]

I've met someone with a voice like that. I was creeped out.

[theuberelite]

THE THUMBNAIL

[awesomeriley2234]

@theuberelite ikr

[FlamingPineapples1]

god dammit i was eating a poptart and almost choked from laughing so hard

[JIZZYcookieMONSTER]

GRANDPA!!!!!!!

[MultiGuitarplayer10]

When you say dick he kicks you out like when you say melons lol.

[detective106]

@MultiGuitarplayer10 Shut up faggot..... Ill see you probably next weekend if your not doin' nothin' lol

[5thundead]

this just made me cry from laughing so hard

[RaitoKunRyuk]

Epic thumbnail is epic.

[wafflepainquin]

i love how "mistreating your elders" has a typed equivalent of "tinseotinsoegnoisgne"

[ARodsDaughter]

NEED. MORE!

[Blockization]

TOO MUCHC HP RUNCES

[dman916ds]

he needs to do more of these :)



[Amnamnimnus]

HP Runes.

Blood Runes can go to Hell.

[ackblah2525]

oh yogosdm your face

[nintendolex]

Lmfao thanks for letting the last episode be the funniest

[ikilledmewtwo]

Watched this at like 2am and it just made me so happy

[yippie29]

DUFCKIN FDI

[NightmareSnake]

Melon.

[40304SaM40304]

part 14?

[TheDarkAvenger041]

Oh yogosdm your noose. 

[Katingaan]

hp runces?

[ThePngwn]

when are you gonna make more?

[xAlexandriaMozzx]

fucking dick = DUFKCIN FDI

miss treating your elders = TINSEOTINSOEGNOISGNE

xDD

[imapieface]

Wow you have bad typing

[kevinno3969]

Am I tho only one who can't download the game?

[oystercatcher7]

1:30 So did I watching this.

[oystercatcher7]

What kind of name is Espen (no offence to Espen's)

[TheWigglesMan2000]

i can skip a 10 second ad but i have to sit through a 30 second one...

[MrDestroyer04]

xD my fav!

[AceRubyhawk]

the weird thing is i can make the exact same old man impression

[88Meters]

Fuckin' dick = DUFKCIN FDI

[chayzerz]

Can't wait for episode 14 :) Btw. This is the best series on Youtube!!

[CloudOfTheModern]

Dez, I'm crying with laughter. My favorite is when you just type random stuff. This is the new best Facade video that you've made.

[Zeus92599]

is there going to be ep 14

[JakAttack12345]

Hp Runches kind of sound like some RPG Phoenix-Dawn type potion.

[FALLOUT3514]

eating and watchin this bad idea

[hadokenzero11]

PRUNES?! I USED TO DO THAT SH*T WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE!!

[Mitsu3000gt515]

You need to make a Chanel of just these I'd watch all of em so fuckin funny

[Charlizardd]

how did too much prunes end up "too muchc hp runces".

[killdroid93]

It sounds like homer's dad

[Mitsu3000gt515]

That was hilarious please keep uploading these only longer then 2 minutes I haven't not laughed at any of em

[DarkfireUnleashed]

Mistreating your elders = tinseotinsoegnoisgne ? :S

[BluffyMS]

the thumbnail for this episode just about killed me

[tackywacky99]

too much hp runes: too much prunes. wtf?

[G4MERtv]

oh my god it's soo great to.. ''i fucked your wife last night''........

[666SATANFROMHELL]

You're still doing these Facade videos, right?

[superkikid]

Great. now that I was getting into a fight with that troll lama people probably hate me but whatever. If he woulda just accepted my opinion atb first intead of flying off the handle i'd be ok. Ok, ok before I satrt ranting I agree completely with Azurite. The mechanics HALO, GoW, and Cod impose are totally unrealistic and are honestly gamebreakers. So (even though it also contains the same type of health regenration thing) I'll stick to playing Uncharted 2 online as that atleast has a story.

[gooman2]

HELLO DEER

[MrZiggeh]

Dude you should do a tourretes episode where u talk normal to him and stuff and then randomly go FUCK... PISS IN ASS... CUNT FACE MOTHERFUCKER. That'd be SO funny XD

[azuritereaction]

@MrZiggeh isn't that every episode i've posted? haha

@azuritereaction Haha yeah kind of. I REALLY like ur episodes alot. This games fun, just annoying to sit through the intro everytime u get set out of the house, I've tried plenty times to solve their problems its just annoying as shit...