Withnail & I (In the tearoom)

[knabzco]

We'll be back...we're coming back in here

[ishockmyself]

52 people were fired by multimillionaire drunks.

[MOTHIKAS]

we want cake and tea.

[MrStonecold69]

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[thedoctorand]

"We'll buy this place and have it knocked down." Good way to make money.

[AnwarTheBoss]

just watched this movie for the first time, i got to say this is one of the greatest black comedy,XD

[SpookyAction123]

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, and we want them here, and we want them now!"

It's one of the funniest lines I've ever heard in a movie. Hail to the uploader for quoting it in the description.

[DaftSwank]

GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!!!

[MrStonecold69]

WE ARE NOT DRUNKS

WE ARE MULTI MILLIONAIRES

[goldbabe008]

balls!

[clumpft]

This scene just make me want to get drunk to all fuck ha ha.

[podfunk]

Poor old Miss Blannerhasset, whatever did she do to deserve this!

[BooJoMan]

The first time they showed this film to an audience, the filmmakers were worried because no one was laughing, not even once. It was later discovered that none of the audience spoke english and they were all in fact german. I almost lost hope for humanity.

[Daztents]

51 people are tea room proprietors.

[emmaberry4]

Me and my friends played a prank on a Starbucks that went almost exactly like this. It was hilarious. You know what's even more hilarious? We did it before any of us had ever seen the film. :D

[shanebrennan0123]

We'll be back.........We're coming back in here...

[heighwaysonthewing]

cake and fine wines that is typo lol !

[heighwaysonthewing]

cake and fine wins

[chanelvanderwoodsen]

51 people aren't multi millionaires

[graemeoliver84]

51 old people were in that tearoom (it's bigger than it looks).

[Ampex196]

A truly amazing film and hugely enjoyable. I screened it many times (new 35mm prints) for the 1996 re-release. I'll admit that that I did'nt quite 'get it' at first. It's now close to the top of my list of all time favourite films.

Many thanks for posting!

[GETTOBOMBER]

sooo funny :-)

***** 5 Stars !

[barneyboscoe]

It's obvious that ,when Withnail says," We'll install a fucking juke box",he's genuinely breaking into hysterics,the laughter's for real.

[AHafan2]

1.02 - it's a reasonable response

[TheCharlton75]

I love this clip, its pure genius. The reason Richard E Grant laughs half way thru his speech is because the pugs behind him kept making grunting noises that sounded like farts, despite numerous re-takes Bruce Robinson, Director, decided to leave the laughter in, I'm so glad he did

[EmergencyBagels]

i like how withnail's laughing wasn't scripted, he just kept corpsing. i think it makes it better.

[drdave831]

a brilliant timeless classic

[ArnoldTohtFan]

"its or-rite... miss blunuhhasuh" at 1:11 lol

[GazCrack]

51 people need a fucking jukebox in here

[flemifemi]

BALLS  X D

[endpointithaca]

#floristwindow

[endpointithaca]

for susannah leigh caviness, a beautiful woman. #pinkandblackpaperorplastick

[tomeeeee1]

We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now! Oh, god can i realate to this, See the movie, "Sideways".

[UltraDeb]

Who are the 50 morons who clicked "Dislike" on this clip?

[XXXPaulJXXX]

@UltraDeb The human race never ceases to sadden me! One of the funniest comedy clips of all time. From the greatest movie of all time. I know that we all have different tastes. But how the hell can anyone not find that funny??!!!

[hulmedogcity]

@UltraDeb miss blenehasset and the propreiter 25 times each?

[vunderground1]

PURE FUCKING CLASS LOOOOOOOOOL

[joeyjoejoemcjunior]

Alright here?

[Anekantavad]

Alrigh t'year? His African accent sneaks out :-)

[lagundafire]

whats with the random guy laughing at the end?

[junysaerus]

withnail and i made me laugh so much richard e grant brilliant actor fine wine and cake hillarious my fav british comedy film love it junysawrusx

[Pittking86]

if i run a tearoom, i'll have a pool table and a jukebox put in, balls to those who don't want one in the building.

[lagundafire]

@Pittking86

Mate then you would just have a bar. Can i get on the opening invite list though? :P

[Wilthomer66]

The scene is even better when you see them climb into Monty's Rolls Royce to the astonishment of the patrons....

[dragonjohn34]

balls!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pittking86]

@dragonjohn34 thank you, i let you know if i do buy this tearoom, your name will be on the guest list, balls to those who wanna gatecrash my opening bash

[uncompromising34]

' your drunk'

'balls'

[roughlyhewnstone]

Balls! We want the finest wines known to humanity. We want them here and we want them know!

[Pittking86]

@roughlyhewnstone lol, if they don't have any, buy the place and throw the bastards out of the tearoom...high five!

[Jackiesstash08]

Cake

[Pittking86]

@Jackiesstash08 oh, cool beans. will there be coffee served here too. x

[lucas164111]

This whole film is ridiculously quoteable.

'I happen to be the proprietor'

[TheSteelStallion]

I'm a trained actor reduced to the states of a bum!

[33grass33]

What Fucker said that?!?!?! "I DID, AND NOW I'M CALLING YOU ONE, PONSE!"

[ArnoldTohtFan]

@33grass33

he really makes it his own, its like "what... faaaaaaaacker said THAT?" lol

[trenchtoe]

BALLS TO MONTY!!!!!!

[thegoodcocklife]

"balls"

[hughesms]

How are there 50 dislikes for this?????????

[demonsbutterfly]

"Here alright"?

[Swarmking]

I love how Withnail suddenly cracks up laughing because of two snorting dogs in the background hahaha.

[75CD]

I like the way Withnail initially tries to be polite, but it quickly deteriorates when 'the proprietor' sees that he's had a few sherries.

[cuntylishus]

Alright, hyuh?

[arkhangelsk]

everything about this scene is perfect--from marwood's mouth stuffed with cakes to "BALLS" to the way withnail closes the door on his overcoat. SO GOOD

[lennydylan]

haaaaaaaaaaaa....funny ..........

[Thejbirdy]

Blow Ruby Tues.....

Get on with it!

[ichirootaniguchi]

i wonder what they would have thought after seeing monty pull up with his rolls?

[closelynibbledgrass]

i seen a few years ago that there was a tour that u cld do in wales that brought u to all those pubs etc to get u wrecked. im sure its prob still going

[frans789]

install a fucking juke box in here

[ArnoldTohtFan]

@frans789

and liven all them old stokes up a bit

[NBISCOMBE]

@ArnoldTohtFan Stiffs not stokes



[ArnoldTohtFan]

@NBISCOMBE

OMG! I guess I made it my own XD

[lgheel]

We are MULTI MILLIONAIRESSS! We shall buy this place and fire you IMMEDIATELY!

[TimesInfinity101]

i love the way i says "it's all right... miss BLENNATHET!"

[cofpaddy]

We want the finest wines available to humanity and we want them here, and we want them now!

[hellraiser917]

I hate fucking snobs, they should have wrecked the place!

[clumpft]

Surely they were fucking smashed when they did this scene.

[monoperative]

@clumpft Richard E Grant is teetotal, amazingly.

[laterzcrew]

@monoperative yeah but the director made him go on a binge drinking session before filming began so that he could get a better feel of what being drunk was like and therefore act better.

[clumpft]

I can't describe how happy this scene makes me.

[GhibliFan1]

My friend and I recreated this scene in a small cafe in North Wales...it was hilarious.

[lakshmimittal]

@GhibliFan1 Bet that went down well. Twll di'n pob Sais!

[ScrotalKarma]

Anyone who watches this scene is in danger of being fired, LOL! :P

[gammacurve]

 Balls!

[Sledge101]

They did about fifteen takes of this scene, and in every one, REG cracked up on the same line. Eventually Bruce Robinson had to give up and move on. They ended up using the first take, as it was the most usable. What amazes me is how Llewellyn Rees just carries on like the old pro that he was.

Random Withnail fact: Miss Blennerhasset was named after the Cumbrian village of the same name that lies a few miles NW of Penrith, where this scene was set.

[Tam6866]

As if that sketch was,nt mad enough,a Rolls-Royce turned up for them..........

[Hellishcrusade]

Clip always reminds me of myself in Windermere...many Easters ago.

..oh fuck ..I didn't did I? ..friends tell me I did though.

[Momirski]

I like this movie very much. Especially scene when they roast chicken :)

[MrMisterblitz]

His he the farmer.... thanks

[Hemulen40]

Hahaha..dey oughta order fruit cakes !

[MrStonecold69]

WE ARE NOT DRUNKS

WE ARE MULTI MILLIONAIRES

[MrBrendank]

you wont keep us anywhere..... lol

[ognibandyrrah]

...the funniest most quotable film available to humanity...nuff said...

[iconzero]

" Cake, and fine wine"

[Eightbanger]

Jeff Woed is preparing to step back into society and start tossing his orb about....

How in Gods name was this film not a runaway success?

[Johnoe]

BALLS

[carmelosala]

Anybody who loves this movie as much as I do should read "the peculiar memories of Thomas Penman". Like this movie, it's another great first for Bruce Robinson; his first and unfortunately, only novel. Reading it was almost as good as watching Withnail for the first time and like Withnail, it only gets better with each pass. You'll cry laughing from start to finish. Bruce Robinson is a god! Rum Diaries is soon to come! You fool! You should never mixed your drinks!

[tinyrebellion]

you know youre obsessed with this film when you fancy the pants of both of em

[lisaleather]

vim under the sink and two bars on. brilliant

[kirit2307]

They left without paying-Should have left a few pennies at least !!

[avidalocan]

The people who say this film is the best ever made come across as a bit odd at first, until you see the film yourself, when realise, they're actually dead right. This is the most awesome film ever made.

[GeriatricFan1963]

"We'll be back! We're coming back in here..."

And they never return for the entire remaining duration of the film...

[elskeggso]

Balls!



[MrVolvomad]

we are mutli MILLIONAIRES!!!!!!

[banapple23145]

Awright here?

[stivvyjoe]

Are there actually any Cumbrians in this film?

[tinyrebellion]

@stivvyjoe I live in cumbria and it would appear so

[workingclassbum]

"We want the finest wines available to humanity we want them here and we want them now!"

I've really got to stop using that line when I'm drunk and ordering drinks.

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

i'd flash a roll of 100's... that would get me some grub... and fucking now!

[mrmister102]

iam the proud owner of this film,a marvellous classic with some of the most funniest scenes ever,this one being one of them

[morganic88]

What are you doing Withnail? IM MAKING TIME ... lol

[morganic88]

"What are you doing Withnail??" / "IM MAKING TIME!" Hahaha and LOL x 555

[incompletex]

I love Withnail, but he reminds me so much of my father... it's sort of terrifying.

[buddhastalin]

I dunno why but this movie never fucking gets old.  Richard E. Grant FTW!

[Rabbit1Lee]

Alright here ?

[lycanwichmark21]

they start laughing because the dog behinde them kept growling and they couldn't controll themselves...XD...a bit of trivia for you there...XD

[No1Chapski]

Amazing scene from an amazing film!

[MrMoneymadManiac]

withnail is so cool

[hotamali]

Who the fuck downvoted this?

[HotFuzz456]

We're coming back in here!

[ognibandyrrah]

the most quotable film going....improves with each viewing, by rights should be part of the national curriculim....quite superb...

[aaalayna]

Yeaaah I'm not a drunk I'm a multimillionaire

[vimana19]

"A coward you are Withnail, an expert on Bulls you are not." He was in that China tea room.

[rainebaby08]

Funniest clip ever!

[aceofdamnspades]

i meant to say cult british

[aceofdamnspades]

the funnyest and most british of all time is withnail and i

the lighter fluid bit and this bit are the funnyest bits of the film

[Psychocybinator]

Balls!

[CaptainKubla]

YOU WONT KEEP US ANYWHERE

We'll BUY THIS PLACE AND HAVE IT KNOCKED DOWN!!!!

Trolls RIP

SCRUBBERS!!!!

[mikehoman316]

you're drunk!

[HemulenPie]

"Alright here?"

Last time I watched this I laughed from "Would you like a cup of tea withnail?" to when Marwood gets his letter. Beautiful film. Love it!

[Jasonmyways]

For some reason i find the "alright here?" line hilarious!

[straleno]

One of the funniest movie scenes ever, in what's definitely my favorite movie of all time. I'll never get tired of it.

[avidalocan]

It was a wise move to not have any female characters in the film because its all about struggles within the male ego. A woman would release them from that and defuse the bomb.

At the end, the two protagonists seperating is like a man abandoning his otherworldly ego for the worldly business of a job and conformity (hence I's new straight haircut - the curls are gone). The manic country to city drive depicted this pivotal rush from a place of as-you-are tranquility to cutthroat conformity.

[Provocaine]

freud was a douche

[avidalocan]

@Provocaine - You actually have no idea how glad I am to hear you say that. I personally like the work of Otto Weininger, a contemporary of Freud, and someone who Freud treated with sickeningly pompous disdain. Weininger is actually a lot better than Freud; far less dictatorial in his views for one. He virtually just lays out a framework and lets you take it from there.

[avidalocan]

I guess in Freudian terms, Withnail represents the superego, I (Marwood) the ego and Monty and Dan the Ids (their whole lives revolving around sex and drugs respectively). It's the struggle between each force that gives it tension and release in numerous ways. These are parts of one person in conflict with each other, not unlike the four characters on Seinfeld. The characters don't play out like complete people, they play out as these raw natures or drives competing for territory.

[lifeonloop]

@avidalocan been hitting the crack pipe.

[sunz600]

Apparently, Paul McGann was cracking up off Richard's dialogue, you can here him laugh when they go outside. Such a great scene.

[j3parrots]

"Our car has arrived" and its Monties' rolls ha ha

[avidalocan]

I watched this whole film for the first time ever today. One of the best parts of it is how by travelling on holiday to the country, they end up with accommodation that is no better than what they started with.

Overall it has an earthiness and realism that is endearing - like an uncompressed Seinfeld episode, but less annoying as it has little or no gratuitous neuroticism.

[heyvenus123]

They seem to get shit on by the rest of society, and here sort of give it back. One of the cleverest concept's (nevermined this scene) that has been written, the whole film is littered with nuance's...

[pkthedude]

Thee best film ever

[mableh1]

you have many talents, not only with music but with movies, what exactly is the name of that movie? Brilliantly said, "we want the finest wines available to humanity, etc............

[TomthatiscalledTom]

If you meet some one for the first time and they admit to not liking this movie, keep your distance thereafter. They are probably not worth knowing

[ddrose06]

i loved this movie. i saw it some 20 years ago, and i never forgot it. that being said, i wouldn't like to know you. you are obvioulsy shallow, immature, and somehow elitest based on your appreciation of FICTION. vivre la differance!

[jessicaH5140]

cake..and fine wine haha i love the way he says it

[ineebriate]

Brilliant scene.Cracks me up every time i watch it. " Cake,and fine wine"

[CrapTV3000]

We are not drunks, we are multi-millionnaires, lmao.

[dbeater1]

ha ha ah ha...BALLS...Ha Ha .where the heck is this from?

[AirplaneRadio]

I bet most people don't realize the laugh towards the end because they are most likely on the floor rolling in their own saliva from hysterics to hear it.

[Fitzgilbert]

Awesome.

[lukelangley1980]

What do you want?...

[karenballcabot]

This is my all time favorite moment in film

[Leodis44]

And mine. Reminds me of the many times of getting totally wrecked on narcotics and then trying to fit in with normal life around you. Hysterical. lol

[amarone1956]

Yes, and you think they don't notice that you're off your head. I did that many times.

[xburningheavensx]

"We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now!"

[leighcotty001]

cake an tea

[Muskadash]

Cake. What's it got to do with you?

[flescum]

mrs blennar hassett

[allyplumb]

"we'll install a fucking jukebox in here to liven you stiffs up a bit"

[knottyjohnnydirty]

@allyplumb cake and tea

[theanonymousBB]

possibly my favourite scene from possibly my favourite film.

"We are not drunks, we are multimillioraires!"

[Bartiani]

after Withnail says that he'll buy a jukebox to liven the stiffs up a bit he keeps pissing himself'. luckily the proprietor and "I" keep this scene going hahahaha

[lee69able]

were coming back in here....how fckn funny.....

[coynehead]

fair play to him for closing the door.

alright here ?

[davidnavancavan]

1.30 classic.........

[millardforever]

Ha, I love how when Withnail says BALLS, 'I' kind of looks at him and does a happy little nod!

[eclecticellis]

great little spot, watched the film loads and bever noticed that, love it!!!

[spiralisedcat]

im sure stephen fry would make a good uncle monty if done on stage :) maybe russell brand as danny the drug dealer.

[tizzy0]

I do believe I love you. That's the best youtube comment I've read all week.

[theoriginaloc]

richard griffiths could do it

[theoriginaloc]

good call on russell brand though, he must have based his life on danny.

[SteveNeptune]

@spiralisedcat I hope nothing to do with this great film is ever associated with that twat Brand.

[lakshmimittal]

@spiralisedcat Think this was staged in Brighton a few years ago. Would definitely lend itself well to the theatre.