David Cross - Literally

[Donatellangelo]

Most of my vocabulary is "nerdspeak". See, I even put it into quotes. I thought this was both funny and enlightening, and it explains the declining intelligence of America, and the world. Oh, and I literally coughed up my lunch. :(

[leirgauk]

"I figuratively shit my pants!"

Yeah, that sounds cool...

[iWubBass]

@DragonBoom and ROFLcustard

You two are meant for each other. You obviously want to literally fuck each other in the butt. At the same time. Literally.

[ROFLcustard]

Oh Tobias...

[DragoonBoom]

@ROFLcustard Wait, so this guy is fucking Tobias? THE Tobias from Arrested Development? From the content, I would have never guessed.

[ROFLcustard]

@DragoonBoom It would appear that watching several hours of anime everyday has rendered your brain incapable of basic perception, or even trolling for that matter...

[DragoonBoom]

@ROFLcustard Whoa, I was merely inquiring if David Cross played Tobias, which I think he did. No need to get so angry. I just didn't know he did standup.

It would be understandable if you're butthurt from something minor that occurred to you in real life. No need to go onto my channel and use the first distinguishable thing to LASH out at me. Fucking internet turning the youth into angsty cunts.

And you never answered my question. How uncouth.

[ROFLcustard]

@DragoonBoom When reading your first response, it came across a tad sarcastic, so I decided I'd fuck with you... Anyway, for someone watching David Cross's stand up, you should be able to make the assumption without asking for help.

"butthurt"

oh great another autistic moron from 4chan

"Fucking internet turning the youth into angsty cunts."

Not only are you making assumptions about my age, but you are obviously upset because I attacked anime, if you watch anime, you are autistic.

[DragoonBoom]

@ROFLcustard Oh come on. All I heard was "Blahblahblah." Let's not turn this little escapade at lack of a better term into a pointless e-war. If it makes you feel better, I'm sorry that my Autism and hobbies have caused you such great distress in your life. Genious to link those two pieces of contrived information I must say. You must be a honour student.

Oh, and you've STILL failed to answer my question. How unruly.

[ROFLcustard]

@DragoonBoom

What you choose to do in your free time causes me absolutely no distress whatsoever. However I reserve the right to continue mocking you for the autistic hobbies you partake in.

E-war? What is with kids these days, going on 4chan and turning everything into some kind of war. Quite hilarious if you ask me.

[DragoonBoom]

@ROFLcustard Ugh, how boring. I expected something special from you.

Kinda funny that our chain of comments is just gonna be a stuck on this video like a smear of shit.

[ROFLcustard]

@DragoonBoom I guess all good things must come to an end. I just wish it wasn't so anti-climactic.

[Nap712]

@ROFLcustard I think @DragoonBoom won. You just sound like an idiot. Autistic because he likes anime? Also, because he uses the word "butthurt" he's an autistic child from 4chan... what?

[k1ssinger]

Never nude.

[VittoIB]

Rick Perry fucked it up. Oh, memories <3

[TheMrbean97]

gta brought me here

[Geoxile]

I think he's taking things too literally.

[holborne235]

I want to like this 2375 times. At least. Preferably more.

[trevorma91]

i feel like dane cook stole this joke



[4wheelerDJ]

This video should be used to retrain everyone on the QVC channel. Literally.

[ApollyonVirusXDV9000]

David Cross you need to make more comedy albums!!!

[DreamKidzVa]

@DopeDesignsGFX - I LILLLERLY BE BACK IN 2 SECS

[commander144]

the sad thing on this is he goes on to do alvin and the chipmunks... twice

[NateBiggity]

@commander144 He's said in multiple interviews that those movies paid more than all his stand-up in a year combined.

[OneWayRoad]

@NateBiggity well i hope they paid enough for him to buy some dignity

[artisaucy]

lmfao

[Swilliamf]

"HAHA Hilarious comment misusing literally!" Its funny because David Cross doesn't like it. Get it? Get it? You guys do you get it?

[BigBruinekool]

I literally just did shit my pants...

[maylitalo]

GO TOBIAS! Wooot

[PLin2006]

I remember overusing that word in 2006, but then I realized much of what Cross says in this....my concern is: why is this still happening today?

[psychicgrrl1]

David Cross, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! If people use "literally" to mean "figuratively" how will we know when something is literal?

[KrfNYC2]

This word is so misused that it is starting to lose meaning.

[tooktooklook]

Zero from gta sa

[burntham77]

I want to literally punch people in the face when they do this.

[punchdrunkatheist]

I literally misuse literally every day.  Literally.

[Mastadocnox]

One girl told me, "my couch is soo comfy you will literally die when you sit down."

I said, "fuck that, I'm not sitting there."

[White666Chapel]

im literally higher than a kite right now

[ANeonTiger]

@White666Chapel Could be true if you there's a kite nearby you that is lower than you are.

[olivemike81]

3 people literally shit their pants when they heard this.

[happydorkgirl]

The next time I have to tutor someone in the English language I'm literally making this video required material.

[steev2300]

hell yeah. one of my pet peeves too.

[cannabisabuser]

I literally thought it was mildly funny.

[brainsbranes]

this makes me SOOOO ANGRY when people do that shit

[mcearlgrey]

I listened to this and was literally rather amused.

[stingyzx]

Man why does he look that way in the picture?

[Thrashman138]

@stingyzx Because he is literally gay.

[xSquab2x]

This should have atleast 1 million views.

[lelouchlibritannia]

I have idiot friends who refuse to see the difference. I need new friends.

[antiguru]

weed

[arontfromknoxville]

hello reddit ;)

[chillybeans27]

@arontfromknoxville

Why hello there!

[samcam42099]

I literally LMFAO!!!

[AndrewTheEternal]

I literally died laughing.

[jonniebgood]

So funny. I literally shit my pants.

[irtimed]

so great!