Speed Dating- Omid Djalili
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  • Last week my brother went to a ‘Bullet Sex’ house party. It was a cross between an orgy & speed dating.

    There was an even no. of men & women (about 20 each) Everyone stripped naked & was given the number of their first sexual partner- then every 60secs a buzzer would sound & you had to go on to the next one. Everyone got rated on ‘performance’ & there were high-score prizes at the end.

    I asked my bro about STD risk but he just laughed. Dunno- it all seems so cold & mechanical to me.

    SuperTruth77 3 months ago 2

  • @SuperTruth77 Is that for real? 60 sec shag with a stranger?? The world is getting bonkers and bonkers...

    bittercottoncandy 2 months ago

  • lol funny i read about speed dating in china this morning haha xD

    hopefollows 4 months ago

  • @legendofjomtein lol its coincidence that when watched this i felt like sayin that and when i scroll down i see your comment

    faceofug 4 months ago

  • Why does he have a uniform?

    Wastedgrunt 5 months ago

  • great ! ! ! XD

    love omid !

    greets from germany

    guentherstoll 5 months ago

  • Ugh, there are shit dating ads everywhere on this video.

    no1SimGirl 7 months ago

  • its funny cause its true!!

    LegendOfJomtein 8 months ago in playlist Omid Djalili

  • 9 persons missed the "like"button:)

    pk22cm 1 year ago

  • hahahaha no no no, you cannot dislike this video seriously! X)

    benhawy 1 year ago

  • Very good.

    jimmy786UK 1 year ago

  • omg what a strong language, I wish I would have been warned before...

    Hispanic86 1 year ago 5

  • @Hispanic86 r u kid

    lelectronic 1 year ago

  • Very clever sketch

    Salmon1BWFC 1 year ago 3

  • Very clever

    samwisegamgeese 1 year ago

  • jokes !!!!!

    dijam123 1 year ago

  • Damn ;p

    LighteningTheif 1 year ago

  • haha that is actually genius

    MrNightmare777 1 year ago 3

  • Finally I refound this classic! I feared that I never would. It goes to my favorites now:)

    pk22cm 1 year ago 3

  • wanker

    ChunkyLoverKia 1 year ago

  • LOOOOOOOL xD

    HaloCrazi 1 year ago

  • just great

    thegadeyne 1 year ago 2

  • the best!

    007one 1 year ago 3

  • awesome, very funny sketch

    cornmorphs 1 year ago

  • omg tht was hilarious!

    amvworldable 1 year ago

  • hilarious :)

    samnobubbles 1 year ago

  • lol ;)

    mogul50 2 years ago

  • Love it - simple but brilliantly executed ;p

    x

    tsamb7777 2 years ago 2

  • brilliant , new peice of comedy!

    UlsterLoyal72 2 years ago 4

  • genius

    TheWestSux 2 years ago 9

  • So clever!

    itsageoffrushthing 2 years ago 9

  • HaHa - Thats the way to do it ;o)

    0208name 2 years ago 5

  • yes, well show's how pointless marraige is lol! If you can guess the future, speed dating's the one for you!

    CalzLincoln 2 years ago 6

  • lol that was clever.

    solekid2u 2 years ago 2

  • funny

    MrKadir98 2 years ago 2

  • Brilliant! That saves a lot of time :D

    Selinja 2 years ago 14

  • wow...now thats speed dating ! (:

    sgtdove 2 years ago 8

  • oh yes it is. .

    Vannereveilar 2 years ago

  • no its speed life

    fatboy2k6 2 years ago 5

  • Very imaginative - funny!!

    sheeplib 2 years ago 4

  • FUNNY!

    dargay 2 years ago 3

  • Excellent and insightful

    sm0kingJay 2 years ago 3

  • LOOOL

    LeMaJzMINT 2 years ago

  • Classic!

    Mayonnaiseman22 2 years ago

  • there's a good advert in there, somewhere.

    stephen53847 2 years ago

  • hilarious!!

    PAKIGANGSTA148 2 years ago

  • Hahaha life in 1 minute.

    Omid rules.

    rockyrules1 2 years ago 105

  • @rockyrules1 Yeah he does

    ANTHONYSHAMS 1 year ago

  • LOL

    ALIENSHADZ

    sdwboi 2 years ago

  • If only people could do this before dating!

    Scarakon 2 years ago 76

  • @Scarakon That's what happens in an arranged marriage!

    KasHCubeD 1 year ago

  • @Scarakon I do! I tell the girl about the worst parts of living with me then wait for her reaction. Usually they fail even before commitment.

    Hesam0000 7 months ago

  • @Scarakon that would leave out the sex which sucks =\

    yung21king 4 months ago

  • Lovely.

    LaRitournelle 2 years ago 3

  • lol

    sasuke369 2 years ago 3

  • lol very clever.

    jgrey 2 years ago 5

  • i should try this, too bad we dont use this Dating system

    DarkFist2 2 years ago 6

  • That ladies and gentlemen was priceless:D

    olacoke 2 years ago 8

  • wish every body cud do this before datin lol

    dearkalem 3 years ago

  • Brilliant!

    khar2khar 3 years ago

  • LOL..fkin loved it

    asjounior 3 years ago

  • wow. well thought out and original

    davidmgm 3 years ago 8

  • They sound like my parents.

    severusrocker 3 years ago

  • your mom screws a gardener?

    montazarmontazarmont 2 years ago 5

  • No, but my father probably has. His secretary, the gardener - hell, I wouldn't put it past him to nab the plumber.

    severusrocker 2 years ago 4

  • Word.

    IddyB 2 years ago 5

  • hahahaha

    dullahgg 2 years ago 4

  • loved him on whoopi

    LMAO

    a "situation or a standuation?"

    markjv 3 years ago

  • rofl

    saramhussain 3 years ago 3

  • lmao!

    persianprez 3 years ago 2

  • its defo wanker to all those wankers who wern't listning lol but great sketch if only u could do that befor u start a relationship

    bongio9 3 years ago 3

  • Genius

    TheWorldOfDodd 3 years ago 5

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    djkulaz 3 years ago 3

  • Brilliant !

    bratte 3 years ago 4

  • thay was funny as

    doomsday21 3 years ago 6

  • plonka? she says wanker i think

    Wapitup 3 years ago 2

  • PLONKA!

    LilReaper1010 3 years ago

  • actually she says wanker.

    soldierside365 3 years ago 3

  • its just this thing me and my friend do we go into this fake fight and one of the things we call eachother is a Plonka but idk what it really means

    LilReaper1010 3 years ago

  • definatly one of the best sketches ive ever seen

    thestalkinghead 3 years ago 5

  • Hilarious.

    yourtango 3 years ago 5

  • lol! v.good!

    MrMag3 3 years ago

  • "how not to be bullied"

    scribble2k 4 years ago

  • lololol dis is funny if you like this watch "how to be bullied"

    scribble2k 4 years ago

  • :P lol

    CChainSSolo 4 years ago

  • Bloody Brilliant!

    hamidrezahotdog 4 years ago 8

  • quaality

    mjmoto72 4 years ago 3

  • lol haha!

    sooooo funny

    cosmicro009 4 years ago 3

  • lol soo funny

    gossuk 4 years ago 2

  • lol

    dangerous84 4 years ago 2

  • lol "I wish we'd never met!" "Well it's a good thing we haven't!"

    Awesome. I can't wait for this show :D

    Iceferno 4 years ago 4

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