Zero Punctuation: Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

[DaWaff1eman]

Your breaking my heart Anikin!

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

@DaWaff1eman "YOU ARE TEARRING ME APAARRRTT ANANKIN."

Seriously. Watch those two movies with the audios swapped and see if you can spot the difference.

[chukas88]

and now in 3D!!!

[CylindricalWhistle]

"I and m'colleague"

Even though that's probably not a reference to 'A Bit of Fry and Laurie', I'm still going to choose to see it as such.

[DFXist]

The sequel is good if you're not some random kiddo who likes buttonmashing and OHKO's.

[kingvideogames]

1:35 OHHHHHHHHHHH, you meant the game and not the Wii, well off to delete something...

[nightmarebeast89]

i liked this game. but the sequel is the real godawful madness

[Blackguard9099]

@nightmarebeast89 Horrible game, but I did enjoy the fact that it continued Starkiller's story.

[nightmarebeast89]

@Blackguard9099 its should have never continued when he died organa and kotta should have gone to make the rebel army untill 3 years later luke has his "OMG I AM A JEDI" moment and thats that.

[NekroMansher]

Yahtzee has inspired me

[GhostLink92]

The original 2-D Clone Wars mini-series was actually pretty damn good.

[Zanator1]

I actually loved Star Wars 1,2,3 more than i did 4,5 and 6...

[Yora21]

Actually, true diehard star wars fans hate star wars.

Except the first two movies, Knights of the Old Republic, and the Thrawn Trilogy novels. ^^

[CrimsonStarStudios]

@Yora21 that sounds conceited, no one can claim the title of true star wars fan,

[Rubberman202]

@CrimsonStarStudios Who even cares about being a "true Star Wars fan", like what, liking something to a certain degree is really something to brag about?

[Mestherion]

4:32 No... no... that's not true! That's impossible!!!

[ShatteredExistance0]

@Mestherion Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

[drifter402]

1:15 why the wii sucks

[kingvideogames]

@drifter402 He just meant the game and not the system itself.

[drifter402]

@kingvideogames i know but its 1 reason isnt it. the fact that nobody can make a fuking port

[toonrat]

I'd like to know if there is a version of the original star wars trilogy on DVD that DOESN'T have the crappy CGI and extra plot changes edited in.

[tempestavenger]

@toonrat nope, bust out your VHS and rewind the tapes

[toonrat]

@tempestavenger Goddammit Lucas.

[toonrat]

@tempestavenger I bet he got rid of the original films after remaking them. >:(

[tempestavenger]

@toonrat i always like to think it's his evil twin, and the original is locked in a basement

[ShadowWolfRising]

i do agree that they need to keep Lucas away from Star Wars now, he keeps making it worse (and some of his 'canon' changes defy logic, why is it that wookies can't be jedi when AT LEAST 3 EXIST IN CANON!? yes this a random example, but this is a perfect example.)

still, if one good thing came out of the prequels 'guns point at me' hear me out, its alot of cool side characters such as Darth Maul (who didn't die in Phantom Menace) and Grevious.

[Fangtorn]

@ShadowWolfRising Except most of the few "interesting" characters in the films weren't even interesting in the films. You have to rely on the expanded universe to find anything decent about them, since some of it is actually written by competent storytellers. 

[ShadowWolfRising]

@Fangtorn

ironic ain't it?

[martixbg]

Oh fuck... this is one show best taken in small doses.

Danger of suffocation and all that...

[Hendrikspan101]

Does anyone know what the name of Yahtzee's theme song is?

[GAMEDAMAGEs]

@Hendrikspan101 zero punctuation theme

[Hendrikspan101]

@GAMEDAMAGEs thanks

[MrJustmeinspace]

Man Yahtzee is probably the best reviewer out there, he should get hired by ign, they need better reviewers...

[ILeaveNoComment]

@TheBreadBeat thanks but I'm still upset that they haven't uploaded any more recent ones like Skyrim or Saints row 3 which are hilarious!

[ILeaveNoComment]

Every zero punctuation vid seems to have been uploaded on the 21st of July

[TheBreadBeat]

@ILeaveNoComment They've been done every week on The Escapist's website since 2008 (Or something thereabouts), but 21st of July was the day that they uploaded the entire backlog.

[MANBYTHEWIRELESS]

@kingvideogames You know Nintendo doesn't need to be defended by you right? Clearly even though they have been pumping out shit for the past few years they are still able to survive without relying on fanboys assistance.

[AlexMcPwnr]

@subterracollecter

>Ctrl+F

>supergiraloz

>Enter

[nikolaslaven]

@subterracollecter ur an overused idiot, but you do make a point

[Xemerau]

@subterracollecter month four, i'm assuming that you're water and food stocks have depleted. supergirloz's comment has still not been found.

[subterracollecter]

@Xemerau all hope is lost.

[mrDarkmage459]

@subterracollecter Sollution:

1.view all comments

2.press f3

3.????????

4.PROFIT!!!!!!!!!

[SmoothSushiMan]

I fucking hated this game.

[ShupaNaraic]

0:43

He said PSP but a DS appeared?

[souleater19999]

that was a ds not a psp

[southparkdudz]

ok, episode 3 was good, sure 1 and 2 was silver or bronze but c;mon forget jar jar binks, and seeing yoda kick ass and its ok. plus cmon anikan vs obi won was fucking awesome

[MWaser]

Oh wait I was playing the PS3 version and it seems it was much different.

[MWaser]

I liked this game a lot becouse the fighting system was fucking amazing.

[TheMasterDiasaster]

They weren't that bad, compared to some movies, like the last airbender, they were all right.

[Randomgecube]

@TheMasterDiasaster Everything, when compared to The Last Airbender movie, doesn't seem that bad.

[calle594]

just in case there isnt one on this video

I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow to the knee

[99YOURFACE]

Jedi Willy Exstension - Unmistakably the best description of a Lightsaber.. EVAR

[ForsakenDread]

you can skip the cut scenes if you hit the - button on the Wii remote

[perun1nj]

3:50 - 4:14

totally feel the same way about the prequels, they need to stop trying to convince everyone that they were GOOD movies. The only reason anyone thinks they're good is because "its Star Wars" and Lucas is so determined to keep pushing them in your face. After all its his job to make you care about Star Wars, even if what he makes sucks.

[MsBatenka]

@perun1nj

Phantom Menace was good, or at least not bad, compared to other prequels :)

[SageVallant]

The problem with the prequels is that the story we went there to see was in the last hour of the third movie.

[GeneralMontague]

Breakdancing Midichlorian choking Darth Vader is now Canon

[10000colts]

sweep it left and right for horizontal slashing up and down if your feeling sassy

LOL XD

[ForsakenDread]

HEY! Drill bit lobotomies were my idea!

[punish3r111]

by far the best reviewer on the net :)

[sergeantpepper42]

And at 3:24 not the first time I've been left wondering about that. In the clone wars anime there's an episode where Mace Windu lost his lightsaber and revealed himself to know martial arts and uses the force to amplify his strength and smash up a few thousand battle droids with his bare hands. Why the f*ck does he bother with the damn thing

[screaminghellion]

@sergeantpepper42 I remember that too and while thats a valid point, why the hell would you NOT want a lightsaber?

[Randomgecube]

@sergeantpepper42 Because having a sword that can cut anything in half with ease and can deflect projectiles back at their source is a lot more fun and useful than getting bleeding knuckles every single time you feel like killing something.

[sergeantpepper42]

And guess what there's going to be a force unleashed 3. I feel ashamed about how I learnt that

[Nuclearis21]

Yeah Go Australia!

[jenniferxjeopardy]

Aw man, my favourite reviewer is in my country. This makes me proud.

[America4071]

The wii graphics and story mode suck ps3 is the best of all of them seeing how I have played them all but ps3 force unleashed 2 has a relitivly short story mode although it is fun.

[Kitteh1337]

I have Force unleashed and i think it's good the graphics were fine the controls were fine and the levels were fine i guess it's because i only had a wii for a while :/

[supergiraloz]

no top comment?

*quote from video*

^make this one^

[svidakjammi]

@supergiraloz Fuck off.

[Hikropredator]

I'm a star wars fan but I still can't stop laughing historically at this video or the one he made on the second game :D

[DarkAssassin2259]

I am hurting so much from laughing so hard...this is my newest favorite review :D

[freaknr1]

While the movie was nothing to write home about, I think that the Clone Wars tv-series is actually pretty damn good. It's at least better than the prequels and at times has some great stories and character-moments.

[Randomgecube]

@freaknr1 After watching the first season I have to agree. Although I also have to say that I constantly get this uncanny feeling that half the episodes are just boring filler crap that has nothing to do with anything :/ But for a children's TV show I have to say it was most impressive and satisfyingly violent.

[FireButts15]

Well, atleast it isnt LIGHTSABER ON

[Reclaimer1547]

Oh Yahtzee you confused fuck, your not funny, and your review of this game is very biased and sounds pretty much like your review for every other game you "dislike". The story of The Force Unleahsed is superior to anything else of 2008, and the ending is epic; sure it may seem dull and boring to non-Star Wars fans, but shit, Games like Call of Duty bore the shit out of me, so i guess we break even... with the exception that you have to live with your receding hairline!

[jinofthethunder]

@Reclaimer1547 you know he's not gonna read your comment right?

[Reclaimer1547]

@jinofthethunder I can dream, can't I?

[GuitarGuy057]

@Reclaimer1547 YOU GOT TROLLED, BITCH!

[Reclaimer1547]

@GuitarGuy057 I fail to understand your primitive humor...

[GuitarGuy057]

@Reclaimer1547 It's not mine. Yahtzee likes half the games he reviews, but he makes them sound like shit for ironic joke purposes and to piss idiots like you off. You fell for it. You have been trolled. Good day, fuckwit.

[Reclaimer1547]

@GuitarGuy057 I still don't get it, how is him acting like an idiot have to do with trolling me? Oh i see you precious precious little guy ;) you just made that up, cause you have no earthly clue what your talking about! That's a nice gesture but as a certified bullshit artist, i know mainstream "gamers" when is see 'em. If you like sucking this money grubbing asswipe's ringpop penis, go ahead... oh and i am having a nice day thank you =D have a nice day too <3

[thelegendsof44]

@Reclaimer1547 lolumad?

[Reclaimer1547]

@Reclaimer1547 Hehehe Know I be happy =D can't you tell by my excessive smiles? I Just love Humanity

[mangafanrohan]

@Reclaimer1547 your a star wars fanatic! id soon live with the plague. and the game was shit don't cry about it

[runnergunner42]

@Reclaimer1547 missing the point completely, oh and the force unleashed games are terrible, theyre way too short and have shitty story and the only enjoyment i could find was in messing about with the stormtroopers. oh and they fuck around so much with the canon that it makes me physically nauseous

[Reclaimer1547]

@runnergunner42 Hehehe aren't you a cutie, if only I gave a 5 minute fuck about your fratboy dipshitery opinion ;D Sadly I don't listen to people who suck Yahtzee's throbing ring pop penis, but hey i aint judgin...

[thelegendsof44]

@Reclaimer1547 lolumad?

[Tounushi]

@runnergunner42

I've come to find the series (duo, at least) very boring.

[ninjasolidsnake]

@runnergunner42 im not the only one who thinks so? YES!

[Aethersniper]

@runnergunner42 Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[Squiglypig]

@runnergunner42 Just bought the 2nd game for 5€.

The graphics have suddenly become worse than the first game and the storyline takes a piss at anything anyone likes about Star Wars. The voice actors (Starkiller's in particular (he also voices the Emperor!)) annoys the living FUCK out of me because he's trying too hard to sound like an anti-hero who doesn't have that growling tone of "I didn't ask for this" Jensen... He fucking sucks!

[MANBYTHEWIRELESS]

@Reclaimer1547 I'm afraid to respond to this comment. I don't want to catch autism.

[TheNinteen20]

BLT: Bread-Lucas-Toast ?

[TheYoshieMaster]

@TheNinteen20 Bacon Lettuce Tomato

[xNero93]

Engine is very buggy and poorly optimized. At least on PC. Force Unleashed II is waaaaaay better.

[TheNinjaPoodle]

This game is one of my favourite games on Xbox. was nothing like you described on wii

[TechUnadept]

"I'm a big, evil tosser!"