X Factor Audition - Old Man - Interpretation

[RebecaC12]

i laughed soo much xb

[Princess4Blue]

I feel so bad for him. I cried when they said no....

[GuitarFretMan]

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME YOUTUBE I'M ON YOUR WEIRD PART AGAIN PLEASE LET ME GO

[MJNSEIFER]

Thank you. Pardon? "How did I..."? Err, I could have done a lot better. I'm lucky, I'm lucky, I was able to get this far today. I've been on antibiotics, and cough medicine. And, I'm walking around talking like Donald Duck. Have I passed? No, couldn't get through. See you next show.

[MJNSEIFER]

(Page 2) They always used to get me up for this, after (something). It was all, it was all thought when I was young I was going to act But I'd play grife(?) and force, and even garage. Err, "Till". "Till!" T-I-Double L "Till". (singing) For you You're my reason to live All I own I would give Just to have you, to adore me. Till lovers cease to dream Be Mine.(stops singing) (next page)

[theanglez86]

Lyrics to 'Chill':

Foggy....

Your my regional with....

All alone I will chill!

Just sit and wee

Simmy Domay!

So I will search the drain

They.....mime.....

[emmaphillips15]

awww :') this is my great uncle john :L

[tinklian]

bet it was difficult to say that he wasn't trough to the next round!!!

[MrEnvs]

Good Afternoon Rashinda!

[AirsoftCentralTV]

Bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahaahaj­ajjaja!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[jr280188]

"I'm walking round Talking like donald duck"

[MJNSEIFER]

You should allow the CCs and then we can compare subs :)

[Richdrum]

Im lucky Im Lucky i managed to get default try loooooooooooooooooool

[TheTcampion]

cool man!!

[BAMFxHACKz6]

Thats so mean!

[kachemnkillem]

These subtitles are hilarious.

[Rev1981]

"How Dry?" And then Louis reaction....so funny

[thecenturyegg]

sounded like vic reeves when he does that singing part in shooting stars lol

[Freedom35Productions]

@thecenturyegg I agree, lol

[Richdrum]

Default try lol

[8bobthebuilder]

Sinbaf Four! lol

[cheriedimal]

Sorry typo I meant to say I feel bad for him

[cheriedimal]

I f

[r4rapper]

he sings well 

[babsy123456789]

he reminds me of boomhauer from king of the hill

[Wretchedable]

Sinbad 4



[webbie241]

Is that how im going to be when i turn 500.

[nonameG6]

I hope I have half the guts this man have at his age to go after my dreams LOL

[LotesseElfin]

...You are my reason to live

All I own I would give

Just to have you adore me...

[omgitsolithegeek]

He either had a stroke at one point or drank too much window cleaner.

[ravenshield56]

lololololoololololoolol

[topdown03g]

i think they put people like this on for ratings...this cant be real...lolol

[Gohannick]

is he missing an eye?? :o

[Chickenbreastmeat]

Bless him! 

[xXxsynysterxXx1]

He had a stroke -.-

[JomPon12]

who is the girl in blue she hot

[wnesbitt1]

@JomPon12 Danni Minogue, Kylie's younger sister

[TheOozinator]

@JomPon12 its danii minouge

[phantom12345matt]

pmsl!

[forgottenmaz]

Someone should autotune this or make a remix

[lazsaruchan]

so this is what i got...with some gaps

here?... pardon...uhh...john bolson..normally i sing under a stage name of johnny horn..pardon?..obviously..(*U@­#(*$#..i used to..do a lot of clubbin with me mate.....j(*#_*#.... and cue...pardon..how (*&@#(R*...uhh, i could have done a lot better..i'm lucky i'm lucky..i've been on antibiotics and cough medicine... *(#@&(* have i passed?

[daydodontdaydoh]

@lazsaruchan i could of done alot better i've been lucky , lucky to be able to get this far today i've been on antibiotics and cough medicine i'm walking round talking like donald duck

[Mega1mpact]

try to find a version that suports auto transcribe

[Zargogo]

@Mega1mpact lmao!

[wiggy1988]

Drunk as fuck

[noeszigi]

@wiggy1988 yeah but daaaammmn he is funny hahahaha

[yamxs850]

whenever I need a laugh I watch this video

[zulewashere]

I can't breath! This is soooo funny!! Please tell me they brought this guy to the finale!

[Iwushka1994]

lol

[smellmybellend]

micky mouser had one too many

[BigDaddyJohnson]

That was fucking hilarious

[ted5529608]

some bloke from the country

[HisNameIsAmit01]

he was soo nervous

[darsus19]

lol?

[5LJ3A2]

WTF!!!

[annejuel]

Can anybody hear where the guy is from? I mean based on the accent....

[mumbojumbo766]

@annejuel liverpool

[telabib]

@annejuel . liverpool.

[Giovannisenzaterra]

@telabib Liverpool kind of cockney?

[THEanonimosninja]

@annejuel Mexico?

[TheAlienFan]

Laughing my head off. Thx for the subtitles,pissing myself now XD

[ladyshankaman]

dat was kinda hush man

[musicnut721]

haha i love the subtitles!!!!!! so i will search the drainnn !!!

[2Love1peace]

lmfao >.<

[ladygaga12368]

wat he makes no sense!

[webly17]

YouTube now has a closed captiosn option available on videos. I wonder what it would ocme up with when confronted with this video.

[ml191172]

This man was brilliant.

[Richdrum]

default tray how dry?

[CR9FEY]

sinbad 3 hahaha omfg i am pissing myself

[bongabushwoman]

I have a bad feeling that this man is a scouser

[28PaulS]

@bongabushwoman why do you say that? Thats not how scousers sound like..

[bongabushwoman]

@28PaulS By the way he said mate. Sounded scouse.

[48sandra48]

sinbad 4 bwahahaha i literally laughed out loud.

x

[lfcqueen123]

"how dry?"

Piss...my...self..laughing!!!!

[28PaulS]

The song is called 'til' by 'the happenings.'

When you read the lyrics you can sort of hear them in his voice.

[hemdall91]

LOL

"Seeding Gary"

He's subconsciously homosexual!

[witch4evah]

I was having a laughing fit.

[abrzo1]

life is beautiful

[Aparophos990]

@abrzo1 no its fucking NOT

[BobTheHumanBeing]

... "and cue" I thought it was gonna go a little more lol.

[leon6266]

poor old man i feel sorry for him

[oxycodonez]

@leon6266

stfu

[Skati99]

but its not funny at all... people laugh at him but...its not his fault..

[Skati99]

I know what is his problem I learned that in my psychology course. He has a lesion on his brain on the frontal area.  He understands what people says but when he wants to speak ,it is incomprehensible. poor guy: S (its a serious comment BTW.)

[BobTheHumanBeing]

4 idiots thumbed you down.

[Skati99]

@BobTheHumanBeing people are dumb.

[crankemuptang1234]

no he said it himself, he has a cold and he has a sore throat (Thats why he said he sounds like Donald Duck

[666serialkiller666]

What is this "condition" or whatever it is classified as, called?

[colorfulfreak101]

poor guy!

[DaveKurtandFaye]

ebay?

[Unabletorest]

EAT ENOUGH OF IT

[BurnYourHalo]

Half of that shit isn't even what he says, it just sounds like stuff he's saying. Dumbasses.

[aurrorra]

that is the joke moron.

[MrMatstar]

@BurnYourHalo No shit sherlock!

[slinkiwaffel]

lol

[ddbertram]

all the words they have on the screen are wrong, thats not what he's saying. aw, i feel so bad for that old man.

[bigvaxo]

is this real or is this a joke?????

[so154jg]

lol

[Spamoy12]

get dentures pleaseeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OhGodisGood]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[DIDIBABE1]

that was funny i couldnt stop crackin up imy eyes had tears plus i love the parts when he says EBAY, PUNN & AND-CUE

[xClaraJaynex]

i was younger i was going to act and iv'e been singing for my mate gary, err chill, chill, ch i ll chill,(sings) How dry?, err i could of done alot better i'm lucky i'm lucky i got this far today iv'e been on antibiotics and cough medician iv'e been talking like donald duck, have i past?,

[xClaraJaynex]

good afternoon today yeh, here? pardon? err usually my real name is john wilson but me err i normally sing under the stage name of johnny horn, pardon? no err i erm err i obviously living on my own err erm me sing going out clubbing with me mates and they all used to get me up to sing but err i all told everyone when

[basketballstar5437]

lol he makes no sense "ebay"

[sparrowcrazy]

Lamo knowing what song it is... he's not even singing the right verses ;P

[KevinAlonso321]

Bad Translation lol

[buzzingbee25]

so i will search the drain hahahahah

[BigBrotherMateyka]

Sinbad Four?

[FiestaAmazona]

lol....all u people who can undestand him fail....sue its dificult but i get it....howeve once u know what hes saying you realize he can hear properly

[GMODvies]

That could be every language in europ! xD

[Ecossaise]

Sinbad four - think I failed is what he's saying.

[dragannov]

have a bash?

no...

four sinbad

[gudinnen]

CHI-EYE-DUBLELL!! CHILL! poor grandpa! he obviously has problems with his throat! he is kind of sweet! SINBAD 4

[VincentNUFCR1]

English please.

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Simmy Domay is his girlfriend. They search the drains together, then sit and wee

[theanglez86]

just sit and wee!!!!!!

[stephanied2604]

these are the real lyrics

Till the moon deserts the sky

Till the all the seas run dry

Till then I'll worship you

Till the tropic sun grows cold

Till this young world grows old

My darling, I'll adore you

You are my reason to live

All I own I would give

Just to have you adore me

[JZZ31]

LMAO

[Karletto555]

pardon? how dry?

[jonnycola86]

this makes me pee my pants

[reknak]

Punn?

[viking665]

hahahaha, soooo dead funny!

[jas1able]

I've been lying in a police cell (ashamedly but shit happens) and this has popped into my head....smiling like fuck..."I've been griping forth seeding Gary"...anytime I'm pissed off this is a gauranteed tonic to make me laugh...BEST X Factor audition ever!

[DyingBARBIE123]

I Remember this!!! Thank you Andy Sixx for favoriting this vid!!! Pure Epicness... The subs are sooo funny :D

[Trace2009here]

yee i no that :) just i luv the fact they have put have a bash u see :L x

[fedokosmokrator]

The subtitles for the song itself are pure comedy gold!

[BigJ378]

SOOOOOOOO FUNNNY!!!!!!

[BigJ378]

PPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RyanB88]

lmao hahaha

[mossie2644]

ever see billy connelly doing drunk glasgow guy sining???

[LotesseElfin]

All he needs are teeth.

[Trace2009here]

have a bash? nooo lmao x

[LiveLaughLoveYAY]

WHOA who in the world figured out what he was saying to type the subtitles??? lol

[NOTxTHATxGUITAR]

My god, Phil Collins gotten old over the years.

[PunkButterflies]

ugh, i know he sings....weird....but ugh come on!!! Give him a break. : /

[wickedboobaby]

yeah I know, maybe he has a problem.. poor guy, translation was funny though!

[ZionG4eva]

get him dentures and he's good to go !!

[aqayax]

i agree

[Nattycat13]

LMFAOOOOO omg that made me laugh so much

[livejoker22]

"ALL ALONE I WILL CHILL"!!!!!!! LOL!

[xHorseLoverX08]

LMAO!! Ebay?!?! LMAO! I cant stop laughing! XD

[Trace2009here]

lmao

[mrsbackdoorbeauty]

Slightly nervous, methinks.

[I4AM4NAME]

stupid subtitles

[MrGiveitaway]

i think hes good i cud understand bits

[DanStudiosProduction]

ebay?

[liamwitdre]

Hooooow DRYYYYYYY??

[reknak]

All alone I will chill!! Haha best subtitles ever, this is so frickin' hilarious!

[pingoterf]

Punn?

[dragannov]

HERE ARE THE LYRICS OF THE SONG "CHILL":

Foggy....

Your my regional with...

All alone I will chill !!!

Just sit and wee !

Simmy Domay...

So I will search the drain !

They...

Mime...

And Cue !

[iam0nmyown]

without and cue ;)

[4gll]

haha! this is the only X factor auditon that made me laugh so much! lol " good afternoon rashinda" who da hell is rashinda. and the judges reactions were priceless.

[sondano]

He sings in the SINBAD FOUR. I get it.

[eateroftheflame]

Theeeeeey miiiiime, I was dying at that point.

[angels77100]

Hahahaha Applesmere56, good translation. He actually sounds like just about any of those old crooners in any workingmans club up and down the Country. You know the ones who sing any thing at weddings etc and the only words you can make out at 'I looooooove yoooouuuuuu!!

[jobearbanana]

poor guy, i think he said he was on cough medicine or something like that... lame excuse but i still feel sorry D:

[XxNanersxX]

OH...MY... GODDDDDDDD!!! >_>

[suicidebypolice]

wana cyber fuck hola (anybodie..lol)

[aagar95]

sure

[aagar95]

wanna be friends

smoke weed all day

[applesmere56]

Ebay = hey there

Hair = here

BoB = Pardon

Whats name = My name is John Wilson but I normally sing under a stage name of Jonny horn

You sing proffesionally? = No but obviously I was hoping to when I was younger - I used to sing whilst clubbing at night after the show

I thought when i was younger that I would break forth *singing

[applesmere56]

lol he sounds like a farmer! Lots of farmers near me I will do real translation in another comment

[HeatherRawriee]

"Good afternoon, Rashinda!"

[caprioushi]

lmao (:

[CrwackTV]

I think he fell off while cleaning windows.

[garyturner96]

Tv good! I nearly chocked with laughter.

[BurtsBeesLover]

SINBAD FOUR lmaoo

[dagenhamkeith]

The Song he is trying to sing is called Till.

Tom Jones recorded it

But i prefer the Duckmans version with those hilarious subtitles, Simons face is priceless.

EBAY Good Afternoon Rashinda and How Dry are my favourites.Fantastic.looking forward to the new batch of crazies

X Factor starts this saturday.

[goperrytheplatypus]

oh yer look at his face when he says ''MIIIIME''!