25 great paulie walnuts quotes

[Montreal2833]

BEFORE AND WAY BEFORE LOLLL

[quandrax]

"Some fuckin' shoes, too!"

[clashero5271]

I lost my shoe ...T_T...

[SteelCut88]

before, and WAAAAYY before

[fantomfosco]

I guess u can call that a dick

[bamboneski]

snakes have been fucking themselves long before adam and eve

[An0nEeMouse]

"I gotta watch TV to figure out the world?"

[talkindurinthemovie]

as of the wedding date anything that touches her pussy is off limits hahaha

[dodge69874]

Paulie was always my favorite. He was hilarious. Especially how he and Chris would argue all the time. That why my favorite episode is when they go to kill the Russian guy and get lost in the woods. lol.

[IStrenghtAndHonorI]

@dodge69874 Word! :D

[PeterOwen88]

Bobby is Santa Claus

[TheYankeefan93]

BRING SOME FUCKIN' SHOES TOO!

[IStrenghtAndHonorI]

0:07-0:17, hahahaha! You gotta love Paulie =D

[BigOldMrKnish]

Theguido177<<<<<<<< i guess you could call that a dick. aye, tone, did you hear what i said? i pointed at the Theguido177 and told him "i guess you could call that a dick."  xD

[Xenom44]

You missed the best one when they're lost in the forest after the russian escaped them and christopher asks "Do you think he's gonna come to finish us ?" then Paulie answers : "With what ? His cock !?".

[Sozlled]

3 people went whining to the big guy.

[tuckosi]

3 people got cunty

[keflar5]

Stange thing is Paulie had more love for Christopher than Tony did

[WookieCrisps]

"...mix it with the relish!"

[mikeski24]

spider @3:20 "go fuck yourself" Tommy: BANG BANG BANG

[PlymouthVT]

The Pine Barrens was the best really.

[bigmanny699]

Pussy I love that rat Jocker like brother & he Fucked me in the ass

[MissDepp63]

"I lost my shoe!" I love Paulie, Pine Barrens was by far the funniest episode of the series.

[pharoe83]

Best show

 ever

[cbarrett34]

I guess you can call that a dick

[BxJerseyShorefan]

Paulie was in the mob in real life. He was arrested 28 times

[WMGDMS]

i got that weird feeling that Paulie had said a lot of these quotes before he started acting.

[sickboy3883]

i fucking love paulie, he is the most fucking italian of them all :D

[MissBaybz]

Bring some food alright

SOME FUCKIN SHOES TOO

[lucase609]

haha, is that just season 3? Should make one from all seasons would be fucking hilarious

[michielmons]

I love his laugh

[TheCommidor]

I guess you could call that a dick...hahahhaa

[antisall]

I loved that cock sucker like a brother...and he fucked me in the ass!

[TheYankeefan93]

Paulie Walnuts is everybody's Uncle Paulie

[Tigerpawz83]

Fucking Baby!!!!!!

[responare]

I should have fucked Dale Evans but I didn't......fuckin classic

[Rhys2692]

4:30 thinking of Vito.

[jesterjacobs]

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT

poetry

[wgregorios]

i gotta watch tv to figure out the world? your average mens shithouse is a fuckin sewer

[silentiumestaureum93]

Im just glad this guy got a nice gig in his last days.

[schmutrix]

04:31 ahahahahahah XDD

[Heygonxa]

Shut the fuck up!

[sadasfasfasfhhfhf]

where's the line with the malignant cunt i loved that part lol u missed out the best line of paulie

[JackieChiles007]

"Not bad, mix it with the relish"

[1skullduggery]

@JackieChiles007 i think that's my favorite episode, but i'm not sure why. it could just be that priceless quote. or: "an interior decorator? his place looked like shit". the only episode directed by tony b; the prick who took matters into his own hands. and if n.y. found him, it wasn't going to be pretty. i'm talkin' torture.....lol.

[JackieChiles007]

@1skullduggery This was by far the best episode of the series hands down. It had 2 of the funniest mob figures lost in the wilderness. The best scene IMO is when Junior was appointed The Boss of the family. "I'm gonna hoof it back to the hotel, I gotta take a wicked shit"

[1skullduggery]

@JackieChiles007 lol...epic..the show was so far ahead of others in terms of mixing drama and comedy with innuendo and irony. originally turned down by the 'fox' network, i'm glad 'hbo' picked it up and let chase do as he pleased with no censorship. it just would not have been the same. luckily, 'hbo' knew of chase and his earlier accomplishments. see also 'breaking bad'; not exactly a crime-drama, but some very well crafted writing and storylines that recall 'soprano' type ingenuity.

[scouser96100]

What ever happened to the guy in the woods? I thought he'd turn out to be alive and cause a war or something

[1skullduggery]

@scouser96100 prior to the premature ejaculation which marked the end of the series, this was the most asked question of one-time director steve buscemi (tony b) from anyone he came in contact with who knew the show...lol. his answer was...............

[Garvey1888]

HEHEHE

[superhornet69]

Holy shit...at 2:13, does anybody want to take a wild guess at the combined weight of Vito and Bobby??!! I am guessing that is an easy quarter of a ton...AT LEAST!! I mean I myself am overweight and a lardass...but those guys make me look good....LOL!!

[9162vb48]

Paulie Walnuts. ... And there's not a plaque or a statue (tick! tick!)

[SocialAssasin]

i love where tony b. is openng the massage parlor and there talking about the hot korean daughter of the slope..and pauly goes "word to the wise, remember pearl harbor!" lolololololol

[THEFINALSOLUTION03]

To bad Paulie isnt even Italian.

[WeSkate4food]

@THEFINALSOLUTION03 Mmmm yeah he is ? What is he Mexican ? Jew? Go claim someone WITH a valid argument cuse yours smells like troll & jealous ....

[LeeroyJimboBerkowitz]

@THEFINALSOLUTION03 yes he is italian.. ...'paulie wallnuts' or tony cirico was a made member of the mafia colombo family in the 70s......he's been arrested 27 times....shot twice and did 6 years in prison.......hes a authentic mafiosi thru and thru. MARON!

[AbbeyRoad52]

I think the best one was "Oh look at that, it's like an ad for a weightloss center...before, and way before.

[nauris708]

u wanna commit suicide

[dstein111]

The last scene. Isn't that when Paulie takes out the singing fish?

[antisall]

'I loved that cock sucker...and he fucked me in the ass' haha so funny

[pperezklein]

3:14 SIlvio breaks character LOL

[BigOldMrKnish]

"stop getting cunty."

[Theguido177]

@BigOldMrKnish Thanks, Im deaf and this really helped me........prick..

[BigOldMrKnish]

@Theguido177 you see what i did there?

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[Theguido177]

@BigOldMrKnish THIS GUY! He thinks im blind too? XDDD

[c0p13dn4m3]

'Hehehehe. Hehehehe.'

[TheDonIrish]

The most loyal of all of em.

[eproctor]

4:07. best one of them all!!

[slavesbydesign]

Lmao 4:11 "the squirrels will eat him anyway."

[Drew00621]

Paulie's a G

[79Testo]

lol @ 4:12....

"fuck it, let's go, the squirrels will eat him anyway"

[dagr8rylz]

"I dont write nothing down, so I'll keep this short and sweet, Your weak your out of control and you have become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else"

Woah paulie we said non judgemental

"Fuck that let him take his medicine"

[RMena64]

4:09 "Fuck it! Let's just go, squirrels will eat him anyway!" lol

[KingdomEnfilade]

"Word to the wise: Remember Pearl Harbor." That is my favourite Paulie quote.

[theenforcer1977]

Im a germaphobic also. paulie is 100% correct about shoelaces.

[TQmatt]

"We're not lost, stop getting cunty". HAHA, I love Paulie.

[HeaRtllesSs]

everything he says is pretty much a good quote this show had so good dialogues thats why i keep seeing it again and again

[Robtamm]

Paulie's the greatest!!!

[MrRVDppv2002]

THE GREAT PHILOSOPHER PAULIE WALNUTS!!

[JamesCarr007]

i want more. great video paulie was by far the most entertaining of all the gangsters in the sopranos

[schmutrix]

hahahah "...i lost my shoes..."



[Bozzezon]

Before and Waaay before HAHAHAHAH!

[Dimas070]

funny when he explains what he just told him

[dutchy1176]

"...piss all over da fawckin' flowah....."

[euplot]

2:00 all dead !!!!

[SuperHugobox]

What's the back ground music? who is it by ????

[texasB666]

"Fuck you and this bullshit. Cause thats what this is you know? Satanic Black Magic. SICK SHIT!"

[mrtundra45]

@texasB666 FUCKIN QUEEEARS!

[uaintshitnigga]

1:19 SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! HAHAAA

[A08041988]

Bobby took a lot of shit but eventually got his revenge over a game of monopoly

[Boobalopbop]

Bettah yet... Go to the ear nose an' troat department... Get cha hearin' checked! lol

[shortbox209]

i never seen where chris goes??? wtf a&e blows one episode hes here the next 10 hes nowhere or mentioned wtf, what season did he go?? didnt get killed right??

[shortbox209]

@perplacymp ?

[coolioholio]

Whats your plan we eat catchup packs???, We should have stopped at Roy Rogers! And i shoulda fucked dale evans but i didnt! LMAOOOOO

[oj43085]

Oh come on! Where's "Cappacino Frapaccino, what the fuck? How did we miss out on this shit?"

[PonAdidas]

@oj43085 Beccause the quotes are from seson 3 not season. Thats how we missed out on this shit...

[PonAdidas]

@oj43085 The quotes are from season 3, not season 1. So THATS why we missed out on this shit....dumb fuck...read the description!

[subzi]

@PonAdidas HAHAHAH so you write him a response and then ANOTHER one cause what the tone was not right?? you forgot the dumb fuck part HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH shit

[cekinxxx]

should i spoil the like dislike bar....... hhmmm no

[tsartodd]

@ 1:18 LOL at Silvio's "OH SHUT THE FUCK UP"

XD XD

[zosostarship]

What the fuck happened to "In the end... fuck Santa Claus"

[Jinkamoto]

"i guess you could call tha a dick" lol

[wagooairlines]

@Jinkamoto haha sils face in the background

[superhornet69]

Holy shit, what is that scar on Chris' stomach when he takes his shirt off...is that from when those guys tried to whack him that time in the parking lot?

[PonAdidas]

@superhornet69 yeah from season 2

[mahavishnuxc]

@superhornet69 If you're using the word "Whack" casually in a conversation-- you've been watching way too many Scorsese movies or Sopranos.

[superhornet69]

@mahavishnuxc ...Don't you have some bulls to go run with or some stupid shit like that?

[mahavishnuxc]

@superhornet69 i2 was joking, relax.

[rutlandyid]

@mahavishnuxc HAHAHAHA,

[MISTERMERCK]

@superhornet69 yeah he got his spleen taken out

[HVASMS]

Where is "YOU LITTLE COCKSUCKER!" ?

[theneatyo]

hehehehehehehe

[ilovefoxhunting89]

LOL 0 dislikes makes sense

[TQmatt]

"We're not lost, stop geting CUNTY". Hahaha, Paulie, you legend!

[coolioholio]

The Boss of this family told you your gonna be Santa Claus, your Santa Claus so shut the fuck up about it LOLLLL

[deoraven]

you forgot the one when they go to italy and meet the "retarded" boss and paulie goes: "T, if you give him a golf club he'll probably try to fuck it" lmao 

[tylercameronTV]

lmao 4:30 - 4:35

[RalphCQ]

1:20 OH SHUT DA FUCK UP!

[Zucc60]

"Better yet, go to the ear, nose, and throat department, get your hearing checked!" lol

[ianc901]

I guess you can call that a dick!



[CWHATeYeC100]

funny fuck this Guy huh!!!

[NikoAndRoman123]

go to 4:05 LOLOLOLOLOLOL

"Fuck it, the squirells will eat him anyway.."

[MrRatchet68]

Paulie: Before and waaay before...Tony: before and after..

[MarkOhMighty]

3:41 best laugh ever!!!

[lamannaINT]

Stop gettin cuntyyy :D

[acrssl]

you forgot MY NAME IS CLARENCE!

[zardcat1111]

FAILURE!!! Paulie said 2 very funny quotes in that Russian guy's apartment. Plus you missed out "He killed 15 czechs single handily, the man was an interior decorator!"

[Crimson28]

@zardcat1111 "His place looked like shit"

[ShareTheMike]

@zardcat1111 Really? His place looked like shit....

[ghettobankai]

@zardcat1111 hahaha that shit was to funny

[50CaliberCannon]

the boss and his family told you you were gonna be santa clause,your santa clause,so shut the fuck up about it!!!!!!! lol

[Taureg96]

ahahahhaha That Face

[dirty505]

Tha boss of diss family told u ur gunna be santa claus. Your santa claus. So shut tha fuck up about it. Lol best scene

[TheNewEmphinix]

In Pine Barrens, Paulie and Christopher were non stop laughs.

[oclarke31]

@TheNewEmphinix My favourite episode, I knew it the moment i saw it. Fucking hilarious. Directed by Steve Buscemi

[Pacemaker182]

Christopher: I've learned a valuable lesson...

Paulie: I'm not runnin' a fucking school.

[tuffishlover]

He's doin a hell of a lot better than them fuckin nuns you got up there

[tuffishlover]

You could eat maple walnut ice cream off the toilets

[gustaparoba]

"and whats your plan, EAT CACHUP PACKS?!"

hehehehe... tony sirico deserves a show for himself...

[pyllywaltteri]

shut the fuck up about it! I love how he says b

[gypblood]

Paulie has ocd lmao

[babic022]

Poli je kralj neba :D pozdrav iz Srbije !

[matdoherty1]

stop getting cunty

[MrTomojenko]

'I gotta watch TV to figure out the world'

[jaybrizown]

as a reminder not to fuck it up

[MrFreedomification]

malignant cunt one of the best?

[cl998]

@MrFreedomification

I was waiting for that one too!

[niggadeep24]

for what? why would they be wet

[shawnbrennan1]

They missed the best one! From lost in the woods episode.." He's an interior decorator".

[wagooairlines]

@shawnbrennan1 maybe hes the one stalking us.... "with what? his cock?" lol

[jewboy13z]

i guess you could call that a dick lol

[Dan133269]

The best Paulie quote is without question - "if it was me this kid was spreading rumours about, he'd have something up his own ass, and it wouldn't be no cock either!"

[GushOfEmotion]

"I loved that cocksucker like a brother, And he fucked me in the ass !! "

[joemarsden68]

"He's askin me, I'm tellin him" lol

[ShareTheMike]

Why was Paulie in a woman's public washroom ?

[pyro8818ak47]

@ShareTheMike Never fucked a broad in the stall before??? Shit rather do it in the womens then the mens, one smellls like flowers toher like piss

[svsps]

1:19

"Oh, shut the fuck up!" XD

[Vahki100]

Before and Waaaaaay before

[jmacena11]

lmao!!!!! this fuckin guy kills me

[elmagnifico1880]

some focking shoes to!!!! :D

[serveandcollectable]

LETS WACK THIS COCKSUCKA AND BE DUNE WITH HIM!!!!

[RickCalvert]

"We're not lost... stop gettin' cunty!" LMFAO