SHAQ DISSES KOBE - Tell Me How My Ass Tastes FREESTYLE BEEF

[7Beyonder]

In terms of likability and overall public acceptance, Shaq wins hands down over The Ass Eatin Rapist....

[LaPride247]

Kobe-5 shaq-4 uh yea stfu pussies here he comes jordan

[BarryMcCockinner69]

That's official. Shaq is a homosexual.

"Tell me how my ass tastes"="sit on my face, honeybabes"

[quishaluvsrob14]

Kobe N***a Tell me how my A** Taste !!!!

[KeirGod]

Kobe, tell me how am ass tastes.

[xxDarkAwpxx]

I just watched Kazaam, then I watched this.

[64matthew]

lmao kobe was named after beef?

[IcollectPanini]

LOL "said Shaq gave a bitch a mil"

[led4243]

diiiisssss

[ACallday2121]

@NemoWuvzzDandy...your dumb kobe may have 5. cause his first two rings he was on the bench so how bout you tell me how my ass taste. (:

[Oldcartoons571]

@ACallday2121 Kobe was a big part in each and every ring. Shit if Kobe didnt help win those two rings then Shaq got a free ride with Wade.

[NemoWuvzzzDandy]

Shaq = 4 Rings

Kobe = 5 Rings

I see that your behind Kobe, so tell me how Kobe's ass taste ?

[dsjj251]

@NemoWuvzzzDandy kobe road shaqs nuts for those first 3 titles.

so now tell me how my ass tastes.

[64matthew]

@NemoWuvzzzDandy tell me how do gasol and bynum ass taste?

[DXSUCKIT1990]

@NemoWuvzzzDandy Bill Russel wants to know how his ass tastes. Kobe can go rape and kill someone and rot in hell, he blows.

[1LuckyStriKexX]

u suck shaq, kobe rocks

[mrjackolanterns]

Kobe, what are we!!? WE GENIE! I can't hear you, Kobe!! i said what are we! WE GENIE!

[McSpizzy]

@mrjackolanterns LET'S GREEN EGG AND HAM IT

[mrjackolanterns]

@McSpizzy Haha! Get set! For my tenna tet tet.

[matthewd83]

Shaq is singing this again right now kobe tell me how my ass taste

[YounggJewelz]

LOL.. EVERYBODY, KOBE HOW MY ASS TASTE?!

[jessetrend19]

LOL KAZAAAAAM

[CerebralPrince10]

Shaq's ass is retired. Kobe has won three Western Conference Titles, two titles, and an MVP since this shit...I wonder how his ass taste?

[Jarekx2007]

@CerebralPrince10 tastes like blatant abuse and cheating by the lakers to get pau gasol for KWAME BROWN lol

honestly that was the most corrupt trade ever made in the history of the nba. if the lakers dont pull some bullshit to make that happen, kobe never wins a championship and probably is out of LA

but they won it so whats history is history

[CerebralPrince10]

@Jarekx2007

lol what is corrupt is David Stern not allowing CP3 to come to the Lakers.

The Lakers made a good trade and the Grizzles got a good deal (they made the western conference finals last year with players like Marc Gasol from that trade)

[blesstv]

This is legendary.

[blesstv]

This is legendary

[tburgzkta]

He couldnt think of another verse so he resorted to kobe how my ass taste

[thatniceguy23]

shaq ran out of words to rhyme with the word "me" so he uses the word "me" so that the end of the next verse rhymes with...er....."me"?

[TheAjniss]

LOL the fans chanting kobe how does my ass taste lol

[cjthedj81]

he cutt ass odee

[peterdabest94]

Kobe without Shaq: 2 rings, 2 Finals MVPs, 1 MVP

Shaq without Kobe: 1 ring, 0 Finals MVPs, 0 MVP

Game over.

[LgFaver]

@peterdabest94 Shaq still has more finals MVPs and more rings being "the main guy".

Kobe's great though and he showed he could win being the man too so fair play to him.

However.... it must be pointed out that before the Lakers got Gasol, Kobe was either getting bounced in the first round or missing the playoffs altogether .

[alilrayne]

My boy did that

[AvengedFate]

So after the reading the description, I guess Kobe started the fight? Can anyone tell me the full story after that?

[MoSxyxnr24]

@AvengedFate write me a PM for the story

[caribana2008]

I guess the remix that Kobe came out with was "hey Shaq, tell me how my dick taste"

[CopleyBurkafd]

dam, sick moves. pushinthebay I particularly like the beginning =) Can you imagine that I recently got my vertical jump high enough to begin dunking! I just used the the nba exercise system at 50inchvertical. com and managed it in just 1 and a half month!

[F13rce187]

Theirs only one B.I.G and your not him

[UrlsGrrl54]

Harbaugh to Schwartz (during the handshake): Yo, Jim! Tell me how my ass taste! lol......

[adonnis3000]

i appreciate the full explaination in the description so mfs aint have to go to wikipedia

[spiz]

Haaaaaaa dam he was spitn

[IfImBeingHonest]

"I got one more than Shaq"

[oanunkor]

lmao. i can't.

[number1suprafan]

Hey kobe tell me how my ass taste

[T7866]

if any1 comments on this saying "Kobe has more rings!" check yourself...

Shaq - 3 Finals MVP

Kobe - 2 Finals MVP

[Thatpcgamersucks]

@T7866 and shaq won him 3

[TotalPackage8]

@theswatmaster500 Tayshaun Prince, Rip Hamilton and a bunch of double-triple teams and zones around Kobe is what shut Kobe down because outside of Shaq, the Lakers didnt have anyone to step up. Malone and Fox were injured while Slava Mvedenko and Luke Walton were taking up minutes they should have never seen.

Ether way, kobe has more rings than Shaq now. Dont see what the hate is all about. Kobe has shown that he can win championships unlike LeBron

[MultiPlayaaa]

yea yea hes ok at rapping

[ne1cdat]

and this song didnt win a grammy?

[rickpidgeon123]

Lebron & Dwade cant do it without me, dudes - tell me how my ass tastezz

[cr1mec0mmit3r]

Shaquille is ace. LOL.

[edwinsandovala]

All you Kobe supporters are RAT mother fuckers just like your favorite player is! All you bitch ass punk mofos are dime dropping stool pigeons u fukin stoolies!!! Shaq keeps it real and aint eva faked the funk that's why u pussies don't like him cuz u nikuz are fake ass bitches that can't ever keep it real!!!

[Wreckinrams23]

@edwinsandovala who got more rings BITCH?? Kobe realer than everybody cuz when everybody hated him he was still doing his thing. he didnt care tht nobody was on his side and NOBODY was on his side. Shaq want everybody to like him thts why YOU hoppin on his Dick right nah Fuck Face

[TydeeWhitey]

@edwinsandovala

you're a fckin loser. How many times has Shaq farted in your mouth bro?

[tanzasimba]

I think even kobe sang along to this...its physically impossible to just listen (even when its aimed at you..)

[4sean0]

Ugh shaq tell me how my rings taste

[demond557]

fuk u kobe the man u need kobe and d wade sory nigga u couldnt do it alone in orlando lol

[puacuaromex24]

this sounds like kobe is eating his ass out

[DCofWA]

Funny how he disses patrick ewing just ass much as kobe.....

[leysosexy]

is that corey gunz next to him?

[DocSkribblez]

@leysosexy Yep! Shaq was real cool with his pops Peter Gunz back in the day and it's evident that he's cool with his son too

[lixmxil93]

this is 2008 version. 2011 version is : u Kno how i be last 2 years kobe won 2 without me u Kno how i be last 2 years kobe won 2 without me they say am great but i can't hit my free throws they call me B.I.G cuz am fatter than the big show i will play WNBA until my dick grow i quited sucking kobe dick since he shaved his afro kobe i wanna know what ur dick taste kobe i wanna know what ur dick taste kobe i wanna know what ur dick taste

[coocoo4cocopuffslol]

that nigga beside Shaq look like Yo Gotti

[icandynetwork]

Oops, Kobe did it twice without you.

[kraizil]

this niggas a cop tryna rap get the fuck out wow and for a man to say tell me how my ass taste thats mad gay

[CamNick23]

B I G AKA Big Shaq

[CamNick23]

The Diesel is the biggest BOSS ever!

[xmuscularghandix]

True MC.

[loc10000]

this shit is stilllll fuckin funny years later....kobe how my ass taste lol

[SoulReaperRX]

@Jayminreed, It also motivated them to get Sweeped.

[dulcelatina]

"Kobe, Yea, tell me how my ass taste" LMFAO!!!! This shit should have came out on CD

[LiLV3XX08]

is that Corey Gunz Beside Shaq?

[2hot4pc]

I love em,

Don't leave em,

I got a vasectomy, now I can't breed em'

[gmn545]

...and then Kobe got a ring the very next year lol.

[jayminreed]

thanks Shaq, this motivated Lakers to two more titles.

[stwproductions1]

xD

[bigburr5]

Kobe raw

[DcashMusic]

Anybody else realize that's Cory Gunz next to Shaq...Never noticed it before

[SickAudi]

lmfao

[JBeLLeDetroit]

On some real shit though, this song is just as good as all the other bullshit they play on the radio nowadays.

[NirvanaFan370]

Kobe how does my Dirk taste.

[fuwestside4]

@NirvanaFan370 no just no.

[lebronluver21]

Everybody, Dwayne, tell me how Dirk's ass taste!

[mbenzsl2000]

kazaam!

[thelaststop1983]

Years later, this shit is still funny!!

[pcm22902]

Shaq: Last week DWade couldn't do with out me, hey Dwyane tell me how my ass taste!

[ThePHENOM987]

@pcm22902 hahaha LeBron was his teammate too

[pcm22902]

@ThePHENOM987 haha yeah true, but they never won a championship together. shaq and dwade did.

[HiILykPiee]

@pcm22902 fuck you.

[pcm22902]

@HiILykPiee what a brilliant statement, what are you 12?

[lildwyane]

@pcm22902 wade did it without Shaq. Shaq won finals mvp every time with the Lakers. Dont even try to start shit. If anything he should have been singing it the Celtics after they licked a whole lotta ass against the Heat.

[pcm22902]

@lildwyane

1. It's a joke

2. Shaq was on the Heat team that won the championship and there is no way Wade would have gotten to the finals without Shaq.

3. I don't even care about the NBA.

[lildwyane]

@pcm22902 Shaq was hurt most of that year, and DWade literally just put the team on his back and won the thing himself. Shaq just spread them out but other than that Wade won it himself

[pcm22902]

@lildwyane Shaq played 59 games that season and averaged 20 points a game. In the playoffs he played 23 games (which was every game) and averaged 18.4 points per game. Wade had an amazing year, but don't tell me he did it by himself.

[Fragezeichen3x]

Legend as a baller, legend as a rapper, TRUE LEGEND.

[hyuridebarros]

tell me how my ass taste

[Dbest1989]

shaq is gay

[xSayHiToTheBadGuyx]

kobe- 5

shaq- 4

lol

[vampiriolli]

i don't get why he says "kobe, tell me how my ass tastes?"

[ThuqqNaStY2k11]

@vampiriolli cus at that time shaq had already won his 4th ring while kobe's lakers just lost to the celtics in the finals looking to get his 4th ring, since kobe lost he still had 3 nd shaq had 4, so sahq was ahead of kobe,so basically he sayin how does my ass taste cus kobe was under shaq in the rings catergory at that time

[booyaaka]

So basically how does any part of Shaq taste? Because's he's an ass all around.

[trollz01100]

god damn the dislikes is 24 as a kobe fan i will not let it be his number...lol

[spresan]

Kareem was actuallly better than u shaq; 5th best center of all time. GREATEST personality in b-ball history. Russell, Chamberlin, Kareem, Hakeem, Shaq

[rambo21111]

@spresan KAREEM IS SKIN AND BONES... BARELY

[ThisIzJTV]

hey there's cory gunz

[TrUsPeeD]

This always makes me laugh!!

[sweatingbullets56]

quite possibly one of my favorite shaq moments

[DivineForcesBro]

Shaq retiring, this was the first song I thought about.

[kingofsportsnations]

kobe tell me how my ass taste

[Tupac1524]

He did do it without him...

[Theprophet524]

@Tupac1524 twice

[JamesPriceJohnson]

(fyi my grandma is black) my grandma got pisse off at this when it fist happened. she was around 70 at the time so in response she rapped, " shaq, your ass it too black, i can't see your crack." cant remember if there was more to it or not but lol it was funny as hell

[musiqgem]

CHECK IT' YA KNOW HOW IT BE, THIS YEAR KOBE COULDN'T BE NOWITSKI! UGH

[LaochWins]

Rings are a TEAM accolade. It doesn't make you a better player. You're either good or not, rings or not. Don't be mad bro. Jordan would still be Jordan to you fan bois if he never won. All you guys care about are dunks and silly juke moves, not wins. Billy Hoyle spoke truth in White Men Can't Jump. It's truth to this day.

[orange2821]

Kobe got his first three rings when Shaq was dominant. Then he got the last two on a team with 3 seven footers. Kobe never dominated like Shaq did. Kobe has always been on a team with a lopsided advantage. Everyone loves Shaq....everyone hates Kobe.

[ownmycity]

@orange2821 kobe never dominated like shaq did? for the last 4 years he has been the most unstoppable force in the league. and shaq is the one who always had a lopsided advantage playing with penny hardaway (all star gaurd) kobe (2nd best 2 gaurd off all time) dwayne wade (will probably be the 3rd best 2 gaurd of all time) lebron (best sf ever) then hopped on with 3 other hofs and couldnt win. kobe dominated more than shaq. oh and pau and bynum are 2 not 3 dumbass

[702vegasHawiian808]

@ownmycity Kobe played with Shaq when he was the best in the world, than he did something that no top player has ever done and ended up in the lottery, than he got Gasol who is the best offensive big man in the league (these past playoffs were a fluke) plus he had Bynum who is the best Center in the NBA not named Dwight Howard when healthy, on top of that he has the 3rd best perimiter defender of all time in Ron Artest, and Odom and Barnes off the bench, far from dominating like Shaq did

[702vegasHawiian808]

@ownmycity On top of that Kobe hasn't been nearly as sominate in the past 4 years than LeBron, his team has been but not Kobe himself

[ownmycity]

@702vegasHawiian808 wait are you even a NBA fan or just a shaq fan? because nobody considered has EVER considered gasol the best offensive big man in the league. (dirk, yao, dwight, kg, tim duncan, list goes on) he wasnt even an all star until he got to LA. and bynum is a a player who just developed into that playing for the lakers. to be completely honest that arguement was extremely weak because none of your arguments were valid. and if you remember it was kobe hitting GW in the playoffs

[702vegasHawiian808]

@ownmycity Ok Dwight has no where near the shooting touch of Gasol. Yao KG and Duncan where good 5 years ago but arent nearly as good now. Dirk really is the only competition and he wasnt as good after his MVP until these playoffs. Only reason Gasol wasnt an all star in Memphis is because no one knew about him until he went to LA, fans vote for all stars remember. I'll give u your Bynum argument but every great player in league history has been in the playoffs every year when they were in prime

[ownmycity]

@702vegasHawiian808 ok pau has never averaged more than 21ppg and you call that the best offense? he wasnt an all star because his play was over shadowed by other players. and all those players you named had the same nucleus of a team in those play off years. personally i think besides jordans dual three peat what kobe has done to lead or co lead two completely different teams to the championship is more impressive. and shaq didnt dominate anything in MIA just look at 06 finals box score.

[702vegasHawiian808]

@ownmycity ok he still put up 20 and 9 in that season to get them into position for a finals run and yes DWade was the best player in that series you cant discredit the way Shaq made Dampier look, and throughout his carear how he made opposing centers look, even in his later years in Clevaland and Boston Shaq was able to move Dwight around for the first few minutes its just a matter of him getting gassed out

[702vegasHawiian808]

@ownmycity (Jordan, Bird, Magic, and even LeBron have never misssed playoffs in there primes) but Kobe ended up in the lottery after Shaq left. Ill admit hes a great player, far from dominant like Shaq was in Orlando LA and Miaimi (Wade was very young in the Miami years with Shaq)

[ownmycity]

@702vegasHawiian808 and like i said shaq always has played with (won with) the best or arguably the second best perimeter player in the league. i mean it was always shaq and kobe never just shaq. but is it alwasy kobe and pau or is most of it just kobe?

[MrStinky24]

It taste like more rings then you.

[lankstashame]

more like shaq needed kobe 

[prisco322]

kobes a rapist

[utube2881]

@XThexEmptinessX lol who is wick13? dah hell u talking about?!?! its YOU LOL!!!1 you must be on drugs. i'm done. lol ur retarded! geting worst by the minute pal. lol..once again.. yes it does measure ur greatness.. along with all indivduality combine = true greatness. i'm done. peace. for once i wont type in caps just for you pal. relax LOL

[utube2881]

@XThexEmptinessX NO NO.. YOU 'RE THE MORON. WHO ELSE AM I RESPONDING TO ? SAYS YOUR NAME AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT? LOL.

1. YOU SAID RINGS DONT MEASURE HOW GOOD YOU ARE?

SADLY IT DOES HOMIE. WHY DON'T YOU GO TELL MJ #23 THAT.THAT HIS 6 SIX RINGS MEANS NOTHING AND I'M DARN SURE HE'LL SLAP YOU IN THE FACE SO HARD THAT YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WATCH ANOTHER BASKETBALL GAME IN YOUR LIFETIME. TO DENY RINGS AS HOW GOOD THEY ARE IS JUST PLAIN IGNORANT BRO. NOT JUST IGNORANT, BUT VERY DISREPECTFUL TOO.

[utube2881]

@XThexEmptinessX THE FAGGOT TROLL THAT WAITED 10 MONTHS TO TALK SHIT. EPIC FAIL NIGGA! NEXT TRY LIL BITCH.. YOU LOOK LIKE A LIL BITCH AFTER 10 MONTHS. ALMOST LIKE YOU WERE WAITING IN THE BUSHES LIKE A PUSSY TO SAY ANYTHING UNTIL NOW. WHAT A FAGGOT! LOL YOU MAKE ME LAUGH. YOU WERE MAD ALL THOSE TIMES? 10 MONTHS TOTAL BEFORE COMING OUT LIL BITCH? ROFL @ YOUR SCRUB ASS LOL!!!! KOBE 5 RINGS > SHAQ 4 RINGS? ROFL DOMINANT ENOUGH BITCHASS NIGGA? SO STFU. OWNED BITCH! GO SUCK ON SHAQ OLD DICK FAGGOT!

[MuSiQMaTRiX]

Shaq I didn't wanna know you have one nut now dogg

[xxwhatevahxx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TASTE IT KOBE ONCE AGAIN!!

[FredxDurst777]

@djr4ever87 so um....not...

[TheEaglesfanindc]

kobe just got sweep!!!!! FUCK koBRICK!!!! SWEEP LA SWEEP LA SWEEP LA fuck the fakers

[drj4ever87]

excuse me...it tastes like two rings and anothr on the way !

[brian8556]

@drj4ever87 Ha! Taste it. LA got swept by Dallas. Taste it moron.

[wilderalt]

This shit was funny as hell

[Oleschool619]

Last time I checked... Kobe got another one without Shaq......

Great video... and I am a Kobe fan....I was a Shaq fan as well when he was with the lakers.. now he looks weird in that lousy green jersey....

Go Lakers..

[justinhighest]

it tastes like a bench

[lakersownyou]

Now Kobe's like "Shaq can you taste my ass"

[lilwalt156]

he ate that

[KronicKillaz]

These snozberries taste like snozberry...

[martyxcallsiefer]

LET'S GREEN EGG AND HAM IT

[nikk3l]

17 people knows how Shaq's ass tastes.

[daniel1morrison]

AMAZING!!!

[DukeBlueDevilz1]

Check it you know how it be Kobe got his 5th title last season wit out me . Kobe 5 titles Shaq 4 titles

[matthewkoz]

@DukeBlueDevilz1 lol, ignorant Kobetards.

[DukeBlueDevilz1]

@matthewkoz am i lying to you??

[tbspatriot]

Happy Birthday Big fella!!

[RisewithGears]

Kobe has 5 rings. Shaq eats onion rings

[DeathZONE851]

Kobe proved his fatass wrong

[5142232093]

@DeathZONE851 still tell me how my ass taste lol

[DeathZONE851]

@5142232093 do i smell a hater lol

[5142232093]

@DeathZONE851 no i think ur smelling shaq's ass

[5142232093]

@DeathZONE851 you are the one who's hating on shaq's video

[DeathZONE851]

@5142232093 well im hating on him cuz hes hating

[mushrooman538]

Mud butt.

[mabo612]

is dat corey gunz

[legoking101]

watch kobe rape him this year

[t3rr3nc388]

@legoking101 poor word choice lmbao

[bigemzzz]

Thats like Patrick Ewing having more rings them me. LOL

[27nateman]

Watch shaq rape em this year

[KahyerFernandez]

shaq. u fucking idiot .!! u a madah pakah.. whore.! san of a bitch!

[Richie2k6]

lol corey gunz

[Mariklin123]

Fuck Kobe

[djcgangsta]

@Mariklin123 fuck u hoe

[nawfyplaya1234]

Hey shaq, Kobe did it twice without you! Bitch..

[DoubleA313]

@nawfyplaya1234 Yea Kobe only won when Pau Gasol came; meaning he needs a big man!!

[nawfyplaya1234]

@DoubleA313 Yep.. He also needed Artest, Fisher, Bynum and everyone else on the team. Teams win championships not individual players you dumb son of a bitch.

[xxlhcoo122]

No it tastes like a giant zugnut

[eujean101]

best ringtone ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kov2880]

Now your the retarded old green giant fart from the farm..... So name yaself the green hulk or green giant cuz ..... Kobe just asked you how is laker balls taste since he won two without you ....

[kov2880]

Now u a Celtic.... From Cavs from Suns from Heats..... U aint superman no more cuz Dwight took that from you.. Now your.

[Air23Davis]

@kov2880

bigmen run out gas in the tank faster...cuz its hard for their

bodys to stay shape. they take lots of elbows and they jump more

for rebounds and boards so they decompose faster and dont see a long longevity in their careers like PGs and SGs if Kobe was a PF hed be washed upp by now too...look at Garnett, Tim duncan, and even Elton brand... they're all washed upp already. in all fairness give shaq a break Kobe would have 0 rings with LA if it wasnt for shaq Kobe would get traded..

[EtcVidsDoS]

@Air23Davis I would say its the exact opposite. SG and PG burn out of the league so fast because of thier high intensity playstyle, and theres always bigger, faster, stronger guards coming in the year every year

all those PFs you named can still be effective today and put up double doubles even tho theyve been in the league forever. its easier for big men to be effective as opposed to an SG like Allen Iverson who couldnt fit in any NBA system today because he cant run like he used to.

@Air