Notepad Tricks Ep. 2 - Lag Virus

[Mrgodlike900]

u can type in :top

start

goto :top :D

[expertnoobFTW]

I tried this on my netbook but it didn't crash and I ended up closing over 100 windows since it didn't work.

[expertnoobFTW]

I'd like to see this crash a computer with like 20 gigs of ram lol.

[expertnoobFTW]

So putting start an saving it as a .bat will cause itself to open itself? What does start tell it to do? Open 30 windows of itself or cmd?

[Thesupermario100]

@expertnoobFTW start opens up cmd window. Not itself.

[Love1War]

a trick I did, Open notepad and put in 'Start wordpad' and save it as a .bat and open it. It will crash you computer. ;D

[shayminpoke]

So how do you stop it? Ctrl+Alt+Del?

[YouAreTheSickness]

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[stfuimpaul]

:loop

start

goto loop

will this work?

[BOREDRESOLVER]

WARNING!!! MASS CORRUPTION FOUND YOUR COMPUTER HAS APPROXIMATELY 5 MIN. UNTIL HARD IS FORMATTED

[nico5123]

This song is used to much...

[phuc12345678]

lol awesome i just thought if u put that in the start up file accidentally how would u stop it? lol just wondering

[EPICXTOXICZ]

@phuc12345678 basically mate ur fuked but you can start in safe mode then remove it risky doing that

[EPICXTOXICZ]

put LOOP at the end of it and it will do it forever lol

[mishalml007]

get more hackings at realhackings com

[couragefuad]

Awesome!!!

Thanks man!

[MaccasTutorials]

funny, because it isn't even a "Virus" it just lags you.

[honza24680]

my friend opened this virus at school..........he must write everithink agin :D

[OnlyRandomShit]

THIS IS A REAL VIRUS ACTUALLY !!! ah tought i killed my computer xP there came unliminated error-popups and i had to forceshut down, cause the hole screen was filled with errors

[infinteXetnifni]

well that's kind of what happens wen you run too many programs @ once.

[OnlyRandomShit]

@infinteXetnifni :P

[azsxw2]

why not just install vista on it :)

[couragefuad]

@azsxw2 ahahahahahahahaha... Nice one man!!!

[theemir97]

Best lag virus and best tut is here: /watch?v=FIZMIFKBrnI

;)

[garrettdw2]

just type:

START

text.bat

In 30seconds it opened 266 windows for me, lmfao. All you do is delete the bat file before it lags out, then deleted close group on the cmd.

[ANONIMIXXANAXK1LLER1]

:START

START

GOTO START

:P

[theemir97]

watch?v=FIZMIFKBrnI

lag virus

very good tut.. watch him

[technoman99999]

lol my dad put so much anti virus stuff on my computer that right when i opened it it got caught and deleted!!!! lol.

[technoman99999]

lol my dad put so much anti virus stuff on my computer that right when i opened it it got caught and deleted!!!! lol

[You2beM4st3r]

you made yours 30 i made mine to where it opens upp like 500 n it takes like 2 hours to close them all

[SirFair1]

If you put it in startup it can cause it to crash whenever you log in... next step is to stop it when the virus gets old :)

[teamfortressboom]

@SirFair1 boot it up in safe mode then delet it

[SirFair1]

@teamfortressboom Never would have thought of that :\ Well thanks for fixing that :)

[JadeXtreme]

lololololol my nod antivirus caught a virus lol

[Scotyy13]

This is awsome!

[MnnnM1]

Du e norsk ;)

[mrpiratebuy]

@MnnnM1 nei, han mener lagg virus, som i laggy :(

[MnnnM1]

@mrpiratebuy Ahh ;) derfor du forstår ? :D

[Riurlus55]

i got one like this. Its like:

start start start start start goto A or something like that...

[jipje44]

do this:

start

loop



[Silveriih]

what do i type to make neverending windows with never ending texts?

[phantom377173]

type

start virus.bat

virus.bat

and save it as "virus.bat"

simple. and it opens infinite windows..

[grimsta620]

it's actually not hamful at all ur just opening a cmd several times i've done this before and my computer doesn't crash

[isjesse1]

just type "start cmd" and save it a cmd.bat then create shortcut rename the shortcut and icon

[ihazafunny]

Or u could just type "start cmd"

[snakesbloodx]

cool vid but  /watch?v=UtrMkmdBMLg is way better

[tw9110]

ok im the normal IDIOT so i did it and opened it and well lets just say dont send it to anyone famose or... thay'll SUE YOU

[0r0zc0lu1s]

i had to try...fuck my life lol..

(this message is after i rebooted my computer) T_T

[0r0zc0lu1s]

@0r0zc0lu1s

and all i did was:

:A

START

goto A

obvoisly it didn't lagg right away but after 30 secs my cputer was dead

[domzminic11]

our comp didnt crash

[dontlookinyourcloset]

how to send it?

[UltraSpeedster12]

I'll make a vid and show you.

[UltraSpeedster12]

Look I did it like this: START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START START ad I didn't get even a small lag!

[UltraSpeedster12]

It would not give a lag If you have a good computer

see i did that thing: I typed in START x60! and I didn't got even a small lag :D

[ResisTooClicK]

FAIL, this is not a virus. This is just spam which crashes your computer. I can create a REAL virus which disables cmd, task manager, regedit and msconfig, creates thousands of folders on your desktop every second, spams you with cmd popups, disables every AV and kills connection to the internet. Opening that will FUCK your computer up.

[kounelokalaburis]

tip:type

START:

GOTO START

[FieryBob]

Exponential lag right here, use at your own risk. @echo off :A START START START (etc.) test.bat goto A It'll start off as one, then 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, so on. Or make a gazillion START and a gazillion test.bat and do it until u got bored.

[SourceStrike]

its soooooo annoying closing all of them xD

i have 200 open XD

[SourceStrike]

lol it opens 200 times for me and i still dont lag LOL

[indago9]

I got an Idea

@echo off

A:

START

START

(etc.)

goto A

[MrOkmasterify]

:START

START

START

START

START

START

GOTO :START

save as .bat

this one is epic

[MrOkmasterify]

:START

GOTO :START

save as .BAT

[snipermanx53gonemad]

type ctrl w to close all windows if you do it by acciedent forgive me my spellings are craeap lol :)

[snipermanx53gonemad]

ctrl alt w closes all windows i think hope it helps

[NitromathThePizzaGuy]

i think i fail, cuz im epic (lol jk, just moderately good at making them) at making .vbs files, but when it comes to batch files, it closes down as soon i click on it.

[BayHike]

It's illegal to Host, Post, Send, or Upload .Bat files onto the Internet. ;-) Just thought I'd let you know...

[bettrthunu]

or

:loop

START

goto loop

[tanus123456789]

I need help ,I did the folder trick and now every time I log it automatically activates making millions of folders>??????

[theBurlog]

when i try to save the file, my antivirus warns me, and i have to put it off to save it..

[MrContradicted]

lol i did it so many times it became a trojan. WTF?

[ExePalikuonis]

Easy Way:

@echo off

1:

start

goto 1

[Mjsriwai]

Why don't you use variety of songs instead of the same?

[FSXHD92]

What is cmd?

[Rinnemaitaki]

Command Prompt

[brandonsaka007]

@FSXHD92 if you don't know what cmd is you shouldn't be doing this

[Stubbs0888]

oo my god eveyone no's that one u mong hahaha

[S3ntinel727]

Hey can somewone pm me about how to send these to other people plaease ty!

[rockuskater]

THIS ACCTUALLY WORKS, dont do it on any good computer they just keep popping up till it crashes

[umbrellaeinheit]

Stop the "Hi" at the Start, it is such annoying.

[holyman102]

Be nice to the person he's sharing information.

[PCchoker]

very nice. Simple and pretty much harmless but a funny prank to pull on people.

[TicTocTicBoom]

everytime i try this my antivirus just quarantines it.... o well :(

[TheRedVendetta]

not possible because this isn't a virus.

[TicTocTicBoom]

yeah, but the antivirus detects an infinite loop, and deletes it

[TUSHIKATOTEMOT]

to stop it hit ctrl c

[warriorccc0]

@RkDinc that's pretty ridiculous.

[rankantor]

kølle you can just write this:

:we

start

goto :we

[5yn3r6y]

Thx Man! I was a beginner, now im not ;P

I need some help: What is this song?

[tannerr4y]

or

start virus.bat

virus.bat

save it as virus.bat

[BatteriPakke]

LOL I WROTE LIKE 1000 start's XD and ran it..

[LonelyPineapple]

or you could just put the command "wend" at the end and it wud do same thing

[JMMUFC]

there is an easier way type

:LAG

START

GOTO Lag

[liverpoolboy800]

can i got a massaged in diss hack?

[lullebulle97]

do i type START

START then save as:(anything).bat ?

[bryanlim10]

JOKER man PUD DIAY! KA! LOSLOS! WA KO NA LINGAW HAH! UTROHA GANI! UNTROHA JD HA?! (In Other Words, ThANK YOU FOR JOKING! :))!!! )

[catZ1709]

hilom nalang dra kay nobody minds u eh....... kana kay joke virus mana..... :-P

[SvenneTheBlockhead]

@echo off

start %0

:lol

color 10

color 20

color 40

goto lol

is much funnier.

[MONKEYZ15456]

whats it do?

[SvenneTheBlockhead]

see for yourself C:

[sparkytycoon]

@Echo off

color 0f

Title Error!!

:start

Start

goto start

And remember. This isnt a virus unless it causes some type of harm. Lag isnt harming your computer. and this isnt destructive its just annoying. So keep in mind when you say the words Virus, Worm, or Trojan

[Jourei91]

Lag to death?

Next generation serial killer. :D

[Mikaeliot]

@echo off

color 04

echo YOU SUCK

ping localhost -n 3 > nul

START

START

START

START

START

START ...

[Super21123]

easier way

@echo off

:A

start

goto A

ps. it just BOOSTS computer it will NEVER CRASH i have tried this on every computer with 99999 start windows will never crash

[snesiscool]

you know, your episode 3 is the same thing as this video, only you use more "start" words

[cadavillo1]

i put in notepad unlimited and it work joke to make it unlimited type:

"@echo

lots of boxes

start boxes" and save it as ".bat"

[sudko123]

wow i made 165 starts and my computer didnt lag lol

[128GuRl128]

I RITE dint get that lmaoo x

[xChaosDroughtx]

can you do this an open another file? like spam open notepad or word or something?

[12sbaker479]

Then if you hide the we cannot find you sign they cant click out of cmd haha

[12sbaker479]

Man dude you rock, That is lawlgasm worthy your rock i also found while i was messing with the whole start five times put a space after start and put a message and it will keep bringing up a pop up bar that says we cannot find you how many times you put start so they have double the damage You rock thanks man good taste in music too. =)

[wariors95]

@ECHO OFF

:1

START

GOTO 1

[jimbob1028]

i like

@echo off

start file.bat

loop

save as file.bat

[supersaiyanssoul]

or if you want it never to stop

@echo off

:shit

START

goto shit

[jaygobi]

if you want to open infinate windows go

START BOB.BAT

BOB.BAT

[tehklutzking]

my avg freeked out and said virus threat move to vault ?

[iwilpooponu]

lol avg free verson

[morisdrion]

This is lagtacular!

[WeretFilms]

Man, I turned off my F-Secure and still suvived. Somehow my computer capped the CMD's at 208, and then when it paused to reopen loop.bat I clicked "Close group" and it all went away.

[WeretFilms]

F-Secure will block this, thank god (I tried it).

[987Ultimate]

Waaaaay easier command:

START

VIRUS

*type that in and it will never stop*

[kusettajat]

its illegal to sen ".bat = batch " files over internet. :/

[GSGang08]

@echo

start "NameOfTheFIle.bat"

pause

is the best one!!

[gouda566]

whats the name of the song ?

[Eclipse1000X]

dude...its at the beginning

[ollorock]

ehh, "not dangerous"....

I did this at school,

:loop

start

start

start

start

goto loop

after 1 minute > BOOOM!!! Blue screen of death!

[WeretFilms]

I copied that exact code and tried it, no lag, it just opens one box and shows the startup message again (when you open cmd)

[Rumpetroll95]

Copy and paste this in Notepad:

:A

START

START

goto A

Save it as whatever you like .bat

Then open it. ^^

[kingarthur0407]

i did it @ school

[gotigers49]

another maybe even better way of doing this is to type

lots of boxes

start boxes

then save as ".bat" and if you want to stop it just hold ctrl and press C

[VestingDarkness]

@echo off

echo B00bi3s Makes M3 Smile, Yours Ded Now Mkay?

ping localhost 2 >nul

:repeat

Start

goto repeat

[Snip3rFire]

hahahaha

I made one with ONE THOUSAND!!

I nearly blew up my friend!!

It was hilarious

[partylover21]

Sweet also my friend did to me once and if you change icon thats better too. you can tell friends its actually a game and they open it. once it's open they will restart. Hahahh.

[nicwillu]

Nice, AVG detected as a "Virus idetified BAT/Flooder.A"

[blitzk0]

song?

[MrMakeman]

It's kinda not a virus it's a short cut key

[Z3AI0T]

A virus is a piece of malicious software designed to harm a computer, is it not?

[YaYuKill]

Yes, and if I know thats not a software.

[Z3AI0T]

'not a software' .... LEARN TO GRAMMAR!

[YaYuKill]

1- Its learn Grammar - Not "LEARN TO GRAMMAR!"

2- Software is right.. At least I think.. Because I copyed from you:

A virus is a piece of malicious software designed to harm a computer, is it not?

[Z3AI0T]

You are such a douchebag. I purposely said learn to grammar as a play on words for your bad grammar of saying 'not a software'.

[YaYuKill]

So what should it be?

[Z3AI0T]

'not a piece of software'

or

'not software'

instead of

'not a software'

[YaYuKill]

So what it should be? Just sayed!

[ExcuseLello]

Learn grammar, douchebag.

[Z3AI0T]

Lol

[JetsonTech1]

@ExcuseLello fuck u dumbass go take your anger pills

[legoforever100]

@ExcuseLello this is te internet , go away grammer cat

[completegamer123]

I tried it and went overboard with the starts and in total all the cmd windows I had was 700 my computer was SO slOW every few minutes you would see 1 frame it was that slow. That was an exageration but you get ym point. roflmao

[blackjeffrey1]

wouldnt it be simpler to just have

:home

start

goto home

as the content?

[Z3AI0T]

that would work but the more start's u hav the faster the comp will crash.

[robby9022]

lol..i knwo it works to XD!

but dont stop making notepad tricks its realy cool ^.^

[jakash3]

try this for lag:

@echo off

:good_lag

start

goto good_lag

[pray2win]

i agreed with this guy ;)

this deffenitly makes it good :D

[LordOfCookies123]

well yeah, tryed it myself and got pwnd :D