How to evangelize to an abigfootist

[philopolymath]

PROOF BIGFOOT IS GOD

[eat666shit]

That ol' bag removed the comment section in the original video. Bollocks.

[SpaceFrawg]

I deny the holy spirit of bigfoot.

[Sexycosy]

LOL... even better than the (stoopid) original! :-)

[dRevan64]

Well-timed on the sasquatch.

[BobbyWarrenMiller]

This woman has no idea that those of us, unlike her, who truly does have an open mind and can read knows exactly what she want far more than seh wants to have an all-knowing god. Babies born to unwed mothers in US. Blacks 72%, Latinos 66%, Native Americans 53%, Whites 29% and Asians 17%. Which means 47.4% of US are bastards. This woman talks about religion and dreams oabout 7 hard inches.

[xRocketNumber9x]

I rarely favorite videos, but this was clearly deserving. Fantastic!

[xdassinx]

Can God create a Bigfoot that he cannot lift?

[comradecarter]

Amazing! This is totally perfect.

[Petrivolve]

Logic fail is awesome.

[MacabreManifesto]

487 / 0, flawless victory!!!

[MacabreManifesto]

I would draw mine mostly inside the circle, and somewhat outside the circle, because there are things that I know are true and, very likely (if I knew something I believed wasn't true, I'd discard it of course) things that I think I know are true, but are actually not. Then I would say look at that circle and look at how vast everything that isn't inside that circle is! Now isn't it just more likely that your god is outside of that circle, than inside of that circle?

[petion2010]

That was a nice bullshit story. First of all, I would have her dumb ass to provide evidence for her stupid ultimate truth. Arguing that the knowledge of science doesn't explain everything is no big revelation, but she can't come around and make an argument from ignorance and claimed therefore it must be god. Anything that requires faith already starts from a weak position, nothing that existed needs beliefs to justify its existence.

[Triathlete5551]

AWESOME!!!!  glad you're back in action and hitting on all cylinders Voodoo6!!!!

[jonwillis]

Your voice-overs almost had me pissing my pants!

[Huttate1]

Round circles are the best kind

[Sines314]

Ah, the famous and presitgious Bigfoot Research Organization.

Even being non-existent, they have more credibility than every church in the world. At least bigfoot is plausible. Hell, Nessie is plausible by comparison :D

[awatson945]

Damn that's funny. Made my day.

[tctheunbeliever]

I guess she's right.....all those Communists can't be wrong!

[1marcelo]

Please somebody send this video to her!

[Xalloran]

Your voice overs were spectacular, V6. I laughed my ass off.

[mbbm13]

LMMFAO!!!!!  Classic!!! I love it man.

[KaraRvn]

"Bigfoot/God exists in this part of the circle."

So much for omnipresence. :-P

[petehjr1]

@KaraRvn I was thinking the same thing. God only exsists in that tiny corner of the universe, which if you look at it makes a bit of sense in relation to believers.

[WestwindCA]

Awesome!

[Dionysus5252]

Old imbecil -- She poses the argument that might=right

Well there are so many believers out there -- therefore they must be right and you must be wrong.

Could it be that your ancestors were illiterate- uninformed and that they were prone to gullibility?. They in turn had children who did not know any better and were indoctrinated and those children had children who kept the cycle of ignorance in a perpetual state of continuem????

[MrOttopants]

Hag.

[chicarbiomed]

Did theists invent the circular argument?

[Sathrand]

Amazing video lol made me laugh so HARD im so glad i have been subbed to you for so long lol

[dildace]

Although I find her disgusting on par with the classic used car salesman archetype, I realize that she's a little more useful than, for example, the fat woman from Jesus Camp. The idea of a lovey god is far more plausible than Fundie Bipolar Jesus. Though that old nut is trying to pull people in, she's trying to pull them in to a point closer to clarity than some others are.

[trevorhmason]

Her "logic" made me nauseous. If it weren't for your comedy injections I don't think I could have survived it. You have an impressive constitution to have watched the unedited video.

[oexnorth]

My eyes are watering from laughter.

[buktomsin]

"The fool sayeth in his heart, there is no bigfoot... but the wise SCREAM it aloud" :D

Bigfoot FTW!

[buktomsin]

HAHA!

[vespidpants]

God of the gaps? That's the entire silly argument this old theist has?

[Apophiswillkillus]

I just had to favorite this video.

[SeltsamerAttraktor]

Bigfoot. Bigfoot. Bigfoot. Bigfoot. Sasquatch!

[rtaubman]

ive watched 8 times now. still pissing myself..

[beefalo77]

BFRO 23:

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the Pacific Northwest,

I will fear no Sasquatch: For thou art with me;

Thy Coors Lite and thy Slim Jims, they comfort me.

Thou preparest a tent before me in the presence of mine ex-wife and her new husband;

Thou annointest my head with Herbal Essences; My tub runneth over.

[kilroy227]

I could NOT stop laughing!

[saken]

Hahaha, man this is perfect. The way your voice sounds clipped over her spiel is too funny.

[rictusgate]

@V00D00SIXXX my freaking glasses are steaming up because of the tears of laughter every time you say 'abigfootists' - but I almost lost it when you said - 'a condescending old cunt.' Mercy - oh, mercy!! Thanks so much for this.

[civisromae]

What do you want to bet the conversation she described was entirely fictional?

[Ironysandwich]

@civisromae While watching this I thought of about 20 ways to demolish her little circle example, and I'm by no means an expert debater. I very much doubt she's actually tested this "successful" technique on actual atheists.

[tonedeaph]

Shes good at drawing circles...

[itsjustameme]

@tonedeaph

/watch?v=eAhfZUZiwSE

[rictusgate]

@tonedeaph That pad of paper she's using sure seems well used - just how many times did it take her to draw a simple circle?

[83Hammerhead]

@tonedeaph No surprise, considering that circular arguments are a religious speciality :D

[Forlo12345]

@tonedeaph Too bad she can't draw a square circle....hehehehehe!

[dabigq]

Like I said when I first saw the unaltered version of this: I think this is Angela Lansbury's finest performance!

[GentleGinjeet]

LMAO

[LordStrange]

Thank you, sir.

Now, whenever I hear anyone say "God," I hear you saying "Bigfoot."

You bastard. ;)

[727Phoenix]

That was nothing more than an Abominable Snowman fallacy. Sasquatch on you!

[TheHalfWayGamer]

Oh man the way you say "abigfootist" cracks me up.

[TheMorriganLeFay]

Oh man you are awesome. <3 your vids, and this one is gold!

[harkying99]

When did Jessica Fletcher become a fundie?

[KCKatheist]

Now the old bat needs to draw a large, square peg to hammer through her large circle representing "all the knowledge in the world." That would best illustrate (pun intended) her "logic."

LMAO, V6-I love this concept!

[GrapplingIgnorance]

Haha, this was fantastic. I laughed out loud more than once at the combination of her asinine idea of logic and your voice overs.

[WarChicken78]

Blahblahblah BIGFOOT! [short Silence] blahblahblahblah SASQUATCH!

LMAO!

[sinisterem]

It's always nice to see the religious use reasoning that could be turned around and use against their own position. :)

[Blackout5871]

I would like to convert to Abigfootism. It sounds enlightening. Oh no wait. I'm a pagan, I already believe in Abigfoot.

[MacNutz2]

My big foot can whoop your bigfoot's ass. Any day.

[uxtalzon]

She drew circles on paper. I SEE THE LIGHT!

[freebaker]

Excellent delivery!

[Cyrathil]

I have to give credit to the video... It was correct in that "visual representations can aid in demonstrations", and I think this video counts as proof of that!

[wikkedSeth]

Bigfoot exists and he loves you. His name is Harry by the way.

[tbdonnelly67]

Hi Voodoo.  Here was my reply to her video. She makes an interesting and somehow "comforting" argument. It is not valid, though. Here are three reasons. 1. The opening questions she asks are so leading it is shameful. Who would say no to any of them? 2. Her use of the word "knowledge" described by the big circle. Anything supernatural CANNOT be in this circle as there is no evidence to support it. 3. You can put anything for the word "GOD" (such as Bigfoot) and make the same argument. Nice try!

[CrudOMatic]

The typical "You don't know everything, therefore God exists." argument.

[mitenzouki]

when you said sasquatch I cracked up. Ah the psychology of humor is fun.

[TomConger]

2:46... I burst into hysterics.

[spazfox]

It amazes me how evangelicals think that no atheist is aware of their little tricks. Hell, some of us ex-Christians have used those very same techniques at one time or another, but we saw them for the dishonest sales pitches they were.

[rictusgate]

I would argue that ALL that we do know - ie. the knowledge that we have that is USEFUL - that has given CONCRETE RESULTS - that has provided us with a CONSISTENT track record - has ONLY come about because of the use of the SCIENTIFIC METHOD. Spirituality has in NO WAY further human knowledge of the universe. Science has consistently provided ACTUAL TRUTHS while the woo-woo spiritualists flounders in a sea of self-contradictory, self-defeating and unthinking mire of the spiritual bullshit.

[gilgameshismist]

"is there any place outside of your knowledge where it could exist?"

Silly cow, that is unlikely since there is no proof or sound reasoned logic to believe so..

[zEropoint68]

I guess it's *possible* for Bigfoot to live outside My Knowledge, but I hear the housing market there is just unbelievable.

[knulfine]

bigfoot loves you <3

[truvelocity]

She had me until she compared possibilities with knowledge. My answer would have been no, because what they call God, I don't call God. It is a subjective experience based on what is taught and has no baring on whether I know it or not.

[aaron2414]

I about pissed my pants @2:46 :-D ...this is awesome!

[bowlsallbroken]

I like how she says "I don't know" can't be an end position. Well why the hell not?

There are *shitloads* of things I will never know for certain. Instead of living with and acknowledging that uncertainty, should I just make up comforting fictions, like she does?

Someone needs to clue her in that most atheists *are also* agnostics. One deals with beliefs and the other is a position concerning knowledge.

[reasonformirrors]

@bowlsallbroken Yeah, it's funny how some Christians think that someone who believes in god while claiming to not know for sure can be called a theist. But if someone doesn't believe while claiming to not know for sure, they are somehow not really an atheist.

[bowlsallbroken]

@reasonformirrors

Exactly. One is a theist and an agnostic, the other is an atheist and an agnostic. This is only hard for her to understand because she's basing an intellectually dishonest argument on not understanding.

[Cyrathil]

@bowlsallbroken "I like how she says "I don't know" can't be an end position. Well why the hell not?"

'I don't know' doesn't even have to be an end position for her to be wrong. She asks at the beginning whether we are seekers of "truth" (she probably meant 'Truth', but that's a whole other issue), and I'd say the fact that we claim 'I don't know' to the existence of deities implies that we are seekers. We don't have an answer, and so we don't attach to a specific answer: we keep searching.

[Oct195]

Sasquatch! c-c-c-combo breaker

[Christheatheist1]

Just another old bat using a Ray Cumfart style fallacious bullshit. Awesome video :)

[TheRichDarkEarth]

I hit the "Like" button as soon as I heard the first "Bigfoot".

[nordic84]

awesome! :D

[dtm52]

Talk about a closed mind, circle lady takes the cake.

[123backinyerface]

Isn't there an episode of 'Murder She wrote' that this old dingbat is missing?

[SnowWalkerPrime]

ROFL, hahahaha. You know Voodoo, while I was in the jungle the Pemon indians told me of 5 ft tall tailless "Chimps" living in Guana and Brazil. In fact our survival training guide told me a story of actually encountering three of them while out hunting in a remote jungle. He claims they are very real, and this guy knew every critter in the area. He also told me there are undocumented large cats in the area.

[bradjbourgeois73]

Bigfoot...LMFAO!



[TheLastAtheist]

There's an error. Her name is June Cunt, not Hunt.

[rozeboosje]

I'll be happy to say it. My mind is hermetically shut to bullshit.

[rozeboosje]

ROFL

[humanfly78]

2:46 - I was eating toast and nearly choked, you bastard!

[timrice666]

Aww man, you made my day! Everybody subscribe to this man NOW! and even some queensryche to finish,no need!

[CntrBrdr]

This is kindergarten reasoning for why one might believe in bigfoot. I need to see some DNA evidence first.

[Nagneto]

LMAO. That was epic!

[LittleTownInNorway]

Classic!

[Pigdowndog]

I'm so glad it was just your collarbone affected by your mishap and not your funnybone.

[SeekerKC]

She lost me on the "round" circle. Everybody knows that square circles are where it's at.

[mcrd2001]

The ironic thing is that bigfoot is more likely to exist than god.

[fiscue]

hilarious!

[llllijentina]

Congregation let's have a prayer:

Praise the mighty Sasquatch

He is impossible to catch

His feet are big his body is furry

When he sees a camera he leaves in a hurry

Amen!

[MrAudiovideodisco]

Somebody put this old horse out of its misery...

[matthamil2112]

For a quick summary of the old woman and her beliefs, press 2 over and over while playing the video.

[CivilNL]

Hahaha man i love this video, nice one!

[TheGreatOldOnes]

Someone has actually tried this circle method of trying to convert me. Except they failed fucking hilariously.

Him:*draws a circle* "What is this?"

Me: "A poorly drawn circle. That one side is perfectly straight"

Him: "No it's everything. Now was is this?"

Me: "Everything?"

Him: "NO!!! It's God! Fuck! I just told you this! Stop joking around. I'm being serious!"

This was my first religious debate

[phantomatt502]

Oh man, this video had me cracking up. Great job V6, it's hilarious.

[TruthSurge]

funny vid!

[renegade4dio]

OK, you did a good job on this mock, but maybe it should have been shorter. I had to stop after 2 minutes to go bash my brains out so I could watch the rest in the slack-jawed fashion of her target audience, and now I'm finding it difficult to form complete sentanc...

[fruitikay]

*dies from laughter*

[TruthSurge]

her circle works against her as well then. since her circle is microscopic, how could she ever be sure there was a bigfoot? hahahahah what a truly dumb person she is. Does her microscopic circle keep her from disbelieving Allah? or bigfoot? man... just insane.

[pilgrimpater]

Oh my Bigfoot here we go again. Surely the same argument goes for Allah, Thor and the Moon God of the great piddle bush tribe in Africa. Who the hell is that daft old bat anyway?

[defiythelie]

You have to admit, it would be cool if if Bigfoot existed. but the sad thing is she is confusing a " want" with a belief. 

[defiythelie]

@defiythelie And I am talking about the actual Bigfoot not GAWD.

[KinguNoKin]

I shat bricks. 

[bryanbet]

very funny ;) :) Good job Voodoosixxx :)

[bvwatcher]

Condescending old cunt.............what a great line. And so appropriate. Marvelous vid V6.

[bobsmeerfak]

Dude, this is AWESOME and I'm only still at 1:09. Brilliant.

[WanderingTaoist101]

Thank you I really hate this old manipulative bitch!

[jussts]

Okay, I totally lost it when you dropped a "sasquatch" after so many "bigfoots". Funny stuff.

[GWJumpman]

I'm so glad I subscribed.

[synsei1]

It works better with smurfs. try it.

[chicarbiomed]

LMAO. I almost died when you switched it up and said,"Sasquatch." lol. Still laughing while typing.

[bigboy45454545]

A good and funny way of falsifying a claim by substitution of one bogus term for another. I love how the old girl uses sincerity to argue fallacy. This is the basis of religion. Thanks V6, I chuckled.

[antonc81]

That's an awfully long-winded way to draw an argument from ignorance.

[tendollarword]

Voodoo, I usually love your videos, but this one is over the line.

As a lifelong member of the United Church of Sasquatch, I do not appreciate you mocking my beliefs. I have personally witnessed our Blessed Ape perform many miracles--healing the sick, giving sight to the blind, teaching white people to dance.

But it's not too late! Our Cryptid is a forgiving Cryptid! Repent now and avoid eternal torture along with the Loch Ness Monster and his filthy minions!

Just remember: Bigfoot is Love

[Xxxfire45xxX]

@tendollarword

I lol'd

[FatLingon]

@tendollarword To me, Bigfoot is the fundamental laws and forces of the universe.

[Nagneto]

@tendollarword : AND BILLY MAYES DIED FOR OUR ZINS.

[thisis3d]

@tendollarword Bigfoot is a lie, the Yeti is the one and only true Sasquatch.

[thantrus]

@tendollarword

Ooh Forgive me O-Missing Link! I have seen the out of focus photograph and repent my sins!

[aquilianranger]

@tendollarword Sasquatchism is merely a perversion of the one true faith, which is of course Yetiism. The one and only true cryptid is the Yeti and the Chupacabra is His prophet, peace be upon him. I urge you all to renounce your false cryptids and embrace the Yeti before he tosses you off His snowy mountain. Praise the Yeti!

[Krazed2Kraze]

@aquilianranger Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you foul demon! FSM 4:23 "Thou who speaks of another lord will have his eyes put out by his holy one's noodly appendages until the end of time, when the holy meatballs turn a golden hue."

[Timnea1]

I don’t know about you guys but the logic sounds fine to me. Now I want some proof bigfood created the earth before I donate 10% of my wages, indoctrinate my kids or agree to a pre-emptive strike on Canada.

[Parabol0086]

GEOLOGY IS NOT A SCIENCE! PREACH THE WORLD TO THOSE NO HOPER GEOLOGISTS!!!

Ok the caps may be a little over the top...

[ONQproductions]

2:42

[cablepanos]

I actually have tears on my cheeks from laughing. I've seen the original of this before, and was lulled into to thinking "bigfoot" would be the only difference between this and the original. So, when "condescending old cunt" was interjected, I just lost it. Honestly, had I been drinking something, I would now be cleaning off my monitor. Great job V6!

[CanadienAtheist]

I'll be damned. I think I am a bigfootist too!

[richardmann184]

Now goddamnit! Is it Bigfoot or Sasquatch? Get your story str8 before you come in here spouting off at the lip pilgrim.I'm not a male soviet pig but I would corn hole ol' June.

[lolraptourz]

@richardmann184 There is neither bigfoot nor sasquatch. what is this heresy? long live yeti!

[richardmann184]

@lolraptourz Yes oh wide one...I mean oh wise one.May allah be with you and not with me.Long live the yeti!

[LucasI3434]

*Sigh*

It's very obvious that her strawman will never reach Oz....

[LucasI3434]

Shun the nonbeleivers... shuuuuuuunnnnnn...

[LaResistance86]

I bet she smells like cheese.

[KaraRvn]

@LaResistance86 Nah, old people smell more like a combination of hairspray, crusty makeup, and stale sweat.

How do I know this? Because I am a seeker of truth.

[BjornSeverinLarsen]

haha that was fun

[SiriusMined]

I love how these twats like this insincere fundamentalist cunt try to belittle what everyone else knows, then claim that THEY have knowledge of X.......and how they assume we haven't looked, haven't heard their same TIRED, jaded, and WEAKASSED arguments dozens of times before.

Nicely do, VD6

[TheLizardLass]

awesome :)

[poiuythalo]

I really never saw the logic of believing in Bigfoot before. Thank you.

[SiriusMined]

:-)

[Microtardz]

LOL!

I like her logic, I like evangelical logic.

Let's go in a fucking circle then say that I succeeded in convincing you of something when in reality all I did was get you to say the same thing you said in the beginning.

HERP DERP!

[jalen441]

This bitch's smugness is suffocating. Way to end up in the same place you started, but now with added self-satisfaction.

[GinnyStoleMyMan]

And even after all that, nothing was accomplished. He said he'd be open to listen, which means he's open-minded, which we covered in the first minute.

[lebeaubastion]

OMG, I am laughing so hard I can't breathe. I have to point out that "bigfoot" would have to lay OUTSIDE the big circle, as there is no real knowledge of it inside the big circle either.

[KenpoMike2011]

"A condescending old cunt" hahaha!

[LucasI3434]

@KenpoMike2011 I'd much rather just call her SnatchQuatch for the sheer irony.

[claudiaquat]

Christian apologetics is a lot like birch bark. It's a piss poor excuse for ass wipe.

[Vouk73]

Brilliant! This calls for bumper stickers.

[bobster451]

EXCELLENT!!!

[LordCustos3]

saaasquatch.

[uewVumopVapIsVdn]

lol PROPS !!!!

[kalsolarUK]

I wish someone would put their big foot in that silly old cows mouth.

[Nagneto]

@kalsolarUK : I think she does that well herself.

[cubieblu]

How could anyone be an abigfootist?  If Bigfoot doesn't exist then who keeps eating my cats?

[yeshuahfullofit]

@cubieblu Sorry. That was me. I have a powerful hankering for eating pussy.  ; )

[KentonForshee]

@cubieblu

Alf is eating your cats.

[bunsinspace]

You NAILED it!  That's EXACTLY how I hear them!!!

[sonvolt48]

Brilliant...I literally laughed out loud...not a cursory LOL.

[TheHigherVoltage]

heh good video :)

Is that Dick Cheney in drag?



[rtaubman]

Hahaha

[SpookyFan]

Nicely done :D