CHAUVINIST PIG!

[jessyDB]

Gentleman are hard to find now a days. So apparently I need to move to the UK to find one, that or.... become a lesbian. haha

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

Me and my friends shout these things at boys ironically because we're so fucking clever. And its true. 99% of the time tjey run away as fast as they can haha.

[naimonmarcus]

snape? 

[JennyTwoJackets]

A guy I know on a construction course once told me they do it because a) it's hilarious b) the reaction is hilarious and c) It'll totally give the girl an ego boost. He's the very reason why commuters never talk to each other; they could turn out to be racist, chauvinist, homophobic douche-bags and then you're trapped talking to them every time you take that bus...

[foxyproxy123]

i like, came across your videos and now need to ask - why do you own so many dresses? lol

[ilyxxMusicLuverxxily]

I never understood what a guy's hoping to acheive when he yells a comment out! I just kinda like stare at them like there half lobster!

[Jasminesolange]

If this video hasn't gotten you laid by now... it really should ;) LOLL all joking aside, this was really sweet. Nice to see there are decent guys who understand respect :)

[Thompson1337]

Dude you bring up a lot of good points. I love your videos mate. -greetings from California!

[jaipskd100]

I adore you :)

[satsumamoon]

I want to eat cake with you :-) xx

[PoutingXEvoke]

I'm not sure if the people who are calling him a fag are joking or are mentally damaged... :l

[ataperjeangirl]

Girls don't walk up to guys and say 'how about we get out of here'... because guys (even the ones who tell you 'I'd shag ya") will think she's a slapper. Which is suuuch a shame! I mean.. If you only make such a proposal if it is love (or craaazzy magical lust) at first sight, you're not a slapper. I would applaud that girl. I'd think she's brave and awesome. I think more people should have spontaneous sex with sexy strangers.. Every once in a while

[NoName21234]

a quick tip: girls always notice when guys furtively glance. it's like a 6th sense

[imnotgivingmynametou]

Opeth ftw.

[FlusteredVampire]

you actually look cuter in this video than you usually do... maybe it's the lighting or maybe it's the chivalry ^^

[mixityourself]

Chavanist are pigs..and Feminist are dumb chickens... it is what it is

[veronicachic]

damn you brits, your accent aint enough to get you laid?

[Sophie27987]

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOUR CHAUVINIST CHARACTER LOOKS LIKE FRED WEST, plus the fact he sounds slightly west country doesn't help...Don't try this look in real life.

[APooOnAStick]

I used to use the 'Show us your nipples' (pronounced 'Shaaz Yer Nippuls') comment to annoy one of my mates, until she turned around and replied 'Show us your cock then'. I spat Coke all over the floor in surprise.

[joezzzify]

3 french sillyfaces disliked this video!

[janejanejane7]

Being a GENTLEMAN is an attractive quality, and often has a positive correlation with being a handsome fucker. :)

[TheSkifflebunch]

this guy reminds me of noel fielding. like, so badly. especially that spud part.

[mamasophierce]

Your blouse is quite lovely!

[mixityourself]

THE DUDE IN THIS VIDEO IS A FAGGIT. AND I BET HE LIKES HIS GENTLEMEN FRIENDS TO BE POLITE WHEN THEY FUCK HIM IN THE ASS.

BUT THE REAL WOMEN OF THE WORLD LIKE A CAVE MAN TO THROW HER ON THE GROUND AND CLUB THEM WITH A BIG DICK!

this fag dont know nothing about that... stop being an ass kisser and get a rea job.... pussy boy

[mamaidann]

@mixityourself you have an intelligence of a cave man too but the big dick part is missing tho, this man knows how to get real women but for what you know is how to get HIV ridden street hags which crawl about the ground and spit aids from their mouths and have had 9000 other men in her, you are the faggot here mate so please shut your yapper.

[TheSkifflebunch]

@mixityourself i hate to tell you this...

but porn isn't real.

[SuperBirdii]

@mixityourself if that's how you get girls, that might explain why you haven't gotten laid in awhile, eh? :P

[omega4chimp]

fuckin fag.

[lookalikey121]

fucking ace vid dude..ur ace!!!!.........from the big boobed blonde in the corner!! xx



[listenfreak]

you can be cute when you're not, creepy.

[iRiShLOVER129]

I loved it! adorable accent, btw. I hate men who stare and make pathetic comments to their friends as if i cannot hear them. Girls will appriciate a cute little glance and smile. I like that better than a wink, or worse, an nasty comment. good luck with the ladies ;)

[peroxideh2o2]

Stroke my labia!

[Laura94K]

This summer I was at the park. There was a group of young boys, around 15. As me and 2 friends passed, they shouted 'WILL YA SUCK ME DICK IN THE TOILETS' Rather than walking away slightIy flustered and embarrassed, I responded: 'Why, your words are of such haunting beauty that we must be wed! Upon a summer morn, UNITED in sweet matramony!' While they were still reeling from this unexpected and overwhelming response, I hastily left. (COOL STORY BRO)

[MissBlossom89]

Khyan1, your hair looks the best at this point. Quite handsome and very charming.

[Jamie6675]

fance doing a video with me 

[chisatosmpai24]

ur videos brightened my day thanks :)

[ursie1986]

It's weird, intellegent beta males (the ones I've dated) never, ever express this degree of cynisism when they're in the company of girls. I don't know why because opinions are really attractive, so ten Street Credits to you. Love from girls.xxx

[janejanejane7]

@ursie1986

"beta males"?

Please don't buy into the Alpa/ Beta nonsense....... Lets be human beings.

[ursie1986]

@janejanejane7 Nope, never mind, you missed it.

[janejanejane7]

@ursie1986

Ok. you must think brute strength is more of an alpha thing.

[505steffy]

You're brilliant.

[ifudontlikemefuckoff]

Khyan1 > shanedawson :)

[hahahappy07]

if you get really serious - your voice sounds like professor snape. haha

[sydbarrett1994]

ahahaha

[izziebearlove1]

omg, i'm in love. bravo, bravo..

[lollsazz]

"He saw boobie he said boobie" was so funny to me! XD

You're kinda like a friend of mine, and you look much like him too X) But what he does is: 1) gets to know a girl 2) decides if she's hard to get or not 3) if she's easy, he often don't like her - exception: if she's really fun to be with 4) chooses some girl that looks good, is hard to get and funny, just because he's so awesome. Yeah... he's awesome, and you're both sexy. Strange to say that? Nah, I don't really care ;)

[Astarte6661]

I see Opeth and Pulp Fiction posters... this deserves a flash.

[eslater8]

hahahahahahahahaha...........2 things 1. applaud the way ur putting on different characters, 2. u communicated a common issue between women and men, but put it across with humour so was fine. well dne

[lemecpp]

lmao "he saw boobie, he said boobie" bahaha

[wickerwoman]

Lol i'd always wondered what guys were trying to achieve when they shouted at you in the street, and now I know, well sort of, a little bit :) Nice Opeth poster by the way

[bescanon]

I love your videos, this one is excellent. I would also state on a side note you are incredibly cute lol, and that accent is incredibly hot. I would agree with you that a bit of cheek is fun, but misogyny... no, it just doesn't work.

[unauthorisedyellow]

ha starchy pun...no...

[NuitSongeur]

I found this video on mere chance. I happen to like it- original, comical, and creative. Not something I usually see when it comes to vloggers. You're soft-spoken, but I think it works for you and I rather prefer it over the usual "In-your-face-loud-and-obnoxio­us-video-bloggers-of-today's-c­urrent-age."

I like the video. :) I'll watch some of your others.

[danmo9]

mate this is really impressive give this a read id be interested to get a sense of ur musical taste lalalandravings.web. com

[ziggyhuys]

What is your job?

[sykosavior]

dude ur funny i couldnt stop laughing

[psypsyO]

Im just hoping there characters you are presenting is not part of you :)

[MrPenguinsWaddle]

"He saw boobie, he said boobie"

Perfect.

[keriquacka]

please stroke my labia

i'm not quoting btw lol

But i am being creepy so.

[TheSavagee]

Please watch my videos i really need views

[jessieiskoo]

they see booby, they say booby.

youre my hero, bro.

[brophyeliz]

Just out of curiosity, what did you study in college?

[Khyan1]

@brophyeliz I'm in my final year, taking Creative Writing

[ekuna91]

@Khyan1 thats sexy, use it as a pick up line ;P

[FruitPastillesx]

Haha :) where do you get all these womens clothes from?

[AyanTrebik]

Brilliant, as usual. 5 stars!

[yushinzzo]

5 stars. This was enlightening.

[ziggydarappa]

un fuckin believable!!!!! 5 star!!!!,i feel exactley like u,keep it up,and u'll be amazin,no lie

[SociologyGirl]

haha You've entered the domain of the gentelman.

[HeatProtection]

lolol nice dance.

Hmmm i think like that ..they could be anyone. Do most guys think its odd not wanting to do anything for quite a while untill you properly know someone? Or is it just 'sex' =/

[zOMGLaserGunzPewPew]

Any day now you're going to be discovered.

[Khyan1]

Fingers crossed :) Thank you for your support

[EmilyJaneCullen]

SUBSCRIBED :)

[DariMarie]

Please, stroke my labia.

[mephamphetamine24]

you are an ugly woman.  i mean even for a british broad.

[mujodango]

"I'D SHAG YA!".......hahahah

nice hair in that part lol.

nice vid mate.

[Khyan1]

"Mate"? I must be rubbing off on you, you're starting to talk like a Brit ;)

[charlandlen]

opeth poster!

[SugarlessAngel]

I am indeed a go up and get 'em kinda gal. Unless I'm only kind of "meh, he seems okay". I'll try start a short conversation and then I'll get into the good stuff if I can kind of tell that they're decent.

Btw, I'd ride ya. ;) lol

[Khyan1]

That might be the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me :D

[SugarlessAngel]

Well there's more where that came from. How about we go back to mine and do the things I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway?

Actually, on 2 occasions I've had hilarious go and get 'em guys after me. One guy danced with me at a club and after was like "wanna meet now?" and I said no and he went off in a puff.

Next guy pulled me away from my friends while I had 2 pints in my hands and was like "wanna get outta here luv?" I was like "who are you.."

[SugarlessAngel]

@Khyan1 Oh it gets sweeter. Once I get into the real pick-up lines

[JokerRelapse]

I think I am actually in love with you <3

Hilarious :')

[abbyAPFEL]

you're quite good looking i'll have you know.

[KatKola]

Awesome, but I think you should try to meet them halfway!!!

"You're pretty!!"

[Sarsington]

just found your channel, good stuff! i'm subbing.

[Sterces]

Cause you'd definitely wanna get cake with a chick that makes that glorious face while she asks. She obviously puts out :D

Lol, I love you kay!

[gnorralicious]

Is it just me, or have you become much more comfortable in women's clothing than you once were? Hmm...

[Khyan1]

What can I say? I know how to work it ;)

[headlesstophat]

Ah, I felt the need to share for once. I was busking/juggling once and someone said to me "I see you like to play with balls." I was positive he was commending my dedication to the art.... way to shatter my false reality.

[riotvan8002]

CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.

[shanohu]

you are too cute :)

love the accent.

you should come to the u.s., you'd get laid in an instant just by opening your mouth.

we love british boys :)

[RhythmPanda]

@shanohu I'm on my way. ;)

[mamaidann]

@shanohu i think he kinda made hes point seen in the video: he doesn't like cheap slut-bags like you, silly-face.

[hippooh88]

I would recommend sheilding your boner first ..........then asking the girl for coffee.. ha ha

I girl doesnt wanna go out with a lad, who doesnt have the balls to ask her on a date......... flirting glances dont make for the most interesting dates ya see........

[MissButtons33]

You are kinda' amazing.

[shazam15]

1:25 through 1:34.

Bwahahahahaha.

[NoName21234]

Haha! this was just hilarious and so true  :)

Word of advice to men: compliment the hair and the shoes.

[IAmNotInteresting]

I'd shag you :P

Ha ha, enjoyed it.

[RockAnnaRoll13]

You know more than anything I enjoyed your pronunciation of pot-a-to.

[0HollieLouise0]

Ahh I love your videos so much XD

I remember a few months back I was sitting on the bus, and I heard some guy saying, really loudly and blatantly near me say "check the tits on her".

I wanted to turn around and say "I am utterly repulsed by you, you vile, disgusting cretin."

But I took the high road and kept my mouth shut *sigh* :)

Oh well. Boys will be boys I guess lol

[Khyan1]

@0HollieLouise0 More like twats will be twats. They give boys a bad name. Thanks for the lovely comment :)

[kittendealer]

lol he said tits

[Getyourfreehugshere]

"The truth is: he saw booby, he said booby."

ROFL. ;D

I LOVE YOU.

You cheer me up :)

xxx

[sunatron]

you sound like snape soooooo much!

use it 2 ur advantage:)

[gingermofo]

5 stars for the use of the word trogladyte. Probably spelt that wrong, oh well.

I think a smile goes a long way in attracting the ladies. Along with 'hi' would be enough to guage whether she is interested or not. But as long as it's clearly a smile and not a leer. A leer could become the equivalent of a boob compliment.

[Beccarothwell]

"What a long one"...... That's what she said! Ooooh yeh! haha!

You dress like a woman in a lot of your videos... you enjoy it don't you? Don't lie, we all know you do! haha!

Blooming marvellous video!

[Khyan1]

@Beccarothwell I somehow find an excuse to in every video. You don't need Freud to draw your own conclusions.

[piramaniak]

great vid! XD

[mybestfrendsafrog]

Hey Khyan, you wanna go get some cake? :D

[Khyan1]

Always

[mybestfrendsafrog]

Yay! I might even bring pie...PIE

[nate91han]

What if, when the girl walked past, you shouted 'there's a pair of lovely jubblies"

I think it would have a much better result in america

[supermum21]

hissing like a snake seems to be the new wolf whistle...i wonder why some guys think if they imitate an animal they'll get anything but ignored.

Personally; i respond to a guy who talks to me like i'm a cool and interesting human being..

Why is that so hard to grasp?

*insert ''that's what she said'' joke here*

XD

[DeliaR90]

So anyway...show us your tits Khyan! Hahaha just kidding! I really love your videos and congratulations on the 1,000 sub mark!

[Khyan1]

Thank you!

[thegirlinashoe]

Agreed. Very degrading.

I like the little jazz hands at the end there. =P

[keolin85]

Damned fine, this one. Always rare with British men who have a shred of feminist thought. Good on ya.

[cizzim]

Haha brilliant :)

[punkromantic]

domain of the gentle man, hahaha

[octadecagon]

brilliant

[sheeeselectriccx]

this video has confirmed my belief that you really enjoy a good floral print every now and then.

great video btw, spot on!

[Azoicum]

great milk quotum

[amyminchinhills]

you are actually the most awesome person ever.

[twyla79]

Ha Ha Ha! I loved the tongue gesturing at 0:52 woo!

[l0lwaht]

guys should learn how to respect women.

[Parabola44]

The only reason I watch these videos is so that every once in a while, I see that really hot girl that is in them. Wow. The embodiment of femininity right there.

[cupc4k3zzz]

Personally I've always found "titty" compliments embarrassing and well down right disrespectful, I find it very degrading when I guy hits on me and expects to get laid. I'm not that kind of gal, and thinking of me as such is offensive :/

That said I agree with MissLucyBoomer, I love when i get complements and a. they are looking at my face and b. they aren't referring to my body ;o It puts me in a good mood :)

Good video, very funny :D

[TrolloftheTube]

What? You don't like it when a guy compliments your ti---uh, tatas?

[cupc4k3zzz]

that was said directed towards strangers.... if say my bf told me I had great boobs... thats good :))

[MissLucyBoomer]

I think it works well when you compliment something they are wearing

shoes, hat, scarf

something like that

:D

good compliment "That hat is cute on you"

bad compliment "that shirt makes your tits look great"

XD

I like attention so I like all the compliments I get

:D

[lucaschocolateponce]

Then we in agreement. What can i say besides that at the same time, i feel as if girls need maybe not as crude a compliment but a compliment indeed to get things on their side of the court at least...and maybe not as random or stranger like.

[viewmstr3d]

One of your best. very funny. You would be surprised what some people get away with. I knew a guy who ended up hanging out with a chic who responded to him saying, "thats the biggest ass I've ever seen on a white girl," (dude was black), it actually worked for him - she gave him a real number. I wonder tho, if dude was white, he'd probably have been kicked in the nuts.

[Raphaelus13]

i liked your analysis. I have never got it... those comments are always so useless.

[ContinuousVlog]

Lmao. I get comments like that on my videos all the time. It's a bit odd. I love your videos :)

[almostemilie]

:) your funny

[marcosmcodas]

epic as always, dude