3.Might try that one,would be funny 11&12-I did 22.Lol 23.Might try that one 24&25.I do that when people say Twilight is crap! 26.I do laugh! 27.lol! Got to try this 28.That would annoy my friends, if their mobile on 29.That one made me laugh 32.I already do 35. I have done that before, its funny! 36. LOL! Don't think they would believe me, but it would be funny! 37.Done that, they weren't happy 45.Lol! I did dress up as Jane once 46.I want to go Forks, but I'm from the UK & its too expensive:(
I'm not a Twilight fan at all, but I've seen like 1 1/2 of these movies and actually understood more of these references than I expected. I found this to be pretty funny, although some of these things would obviously be very stupid to do. But that was probably the point anyway...
Omg love this!!!! One of my really good friends hates Twilight, and I LOVE it!!!!!!! (but only if you couldn't tell by the username. LOL) Ok, I'm so gonna use this on my friends cuz I know they"ll know I'm just kidding!!! Can't wait!!! I especially love numbers 13, 15, 21, 22, 27, and I LOVE 29!!!!! Awesome vid!!!
4. ugh forget it, I'll be here all day, this list is retarded. If anyone does these things, you wont just annoy anti's, you'll annoy everyone else too. I know you meant to be funny but only 4 year olds would laugh at this.
Though I do like the part about jumping off the cliff, it will ''annoy'' us deeply. >:)
I work in a secret government place where we keep terrorists. We used to have mostly neo-Nazis, jihadists, and hippies. Suddenly (around the time this video was posted, in fact) we were saturated with new inmates. They have committed many of the acts your video promotes, leaving the victims in a deep state of mild annoyance. The other inmates are so terrified we've found them hanging in their cells. Even worse was what they did to my ipod. Damn dirty terrorists...I am so annoyed!
oh and i forgot to say, thsi is the most ridiculous video on youtube hand's down.
Any pro-Twilight video on here is all teh same stupid shit, little girls crying about how twilight is god, and " OH EM GEE ITS DA BEST EVA!"
or its this dumb ass shit, thoes are the most retarted idea's i've ever seen....EVER.
just proves twilight fans are a bunch of simple minded retarted's below the age of 14. oh and if your a guy who lieks this shit, chances are you gay.....just sayin....
@stonedinNY Would you like to know what I think? I think that if you dislike the video so much and feel so much hostility toward it, maybe you shouldn't waste your precious time commenting on it. I mean, don't you think someone who dislikes it so fervently shouldn't even acknowledge how pathetic it is? Makes you think, huh?
@stonedinNY Is there something wrong with someone if they are gay? No there isn't, it is just the way they were made, so don't use Twilight as an accuse to offend homosexuals. If I was "special ed" than I wouldn't be typing or watching this video right now, you aren't a twilight hater just a hypocrite. Cussing doesn't make you look cool. So why do it? Maybe another to help your issues is go to a therapist, knock it off man. Making fun or gays or "special eds" isn't very funny at all dude.
Nothing you can really do to piss off an "anti-twilighter". they fucking hate that trash garbage, so they already have the upper hand in life compared to all you pussy twilight fan's. only way you could piss em off is if you were to hold a gun to their head and tell em " read twilight or im blowing your fucking brains out" even than, I think i would choose blowing my fucking brain's out.
so all in all....you can piss of someone who hate twilight, cause their life is already perfect.
Nothing you can really do to piss off an "anti-twilighter". they fucking hate that trash garbage, so they already have the upper hand in life compared to all you pussy twilight fan's. only way you could piss em off is if you were to hold a gun to their head and tell em " read twilight or im blowing your fucking brains out" even than, I think i would choose blowing my fucking brain's out.
so all in all....you can piss of someone who hate twilight, cause their life is already perfect.
@stonedinNY You misspelled a lot of words there, friend. And your last sentence has a lot less impact, since you said "you CAN piss off someone who hates Twilight because their life is already perfect." :) Also, I wanted to ask you something. Does using a lot of curse words make you feel as if your point is proven so much more so than if you actually used intelligent adjectives and nouns? Just wondering...
This list doesn't sound funny, more like bullying. Seriously, the Twilight fandom is INSANE. Do you know how many people have been injured by rabid Twilight fans simply because they didn't like it? Someone got ACID thrown in their face because this fangirl couldn't take the fact that they didn't like Twilight. This is crazy.
lmfao we are all going to be killed by the voultouri because we all know waaayyy too much and stephenie meyers going to be killed first because she told us about vampires XD
wha wha wha? If a Twilight fan downloaded Paramore songs I wouldn't be pissed off, I WOULD BE FREAKING HAPPY! GOD DAMMIT, NOT ALL TWILIGHT HATERS HATE PARAMORE AS WELL! I LOVE PARAMORE! ¬_¬
I don't get why people say that only unintelligent people like Twilight. I get straight A's and I like Twilight. What I lack in common sense I make up for in absolute knowledge of completely random facts (those were my grandmother's words, not mine). However, most of these things would get me murdered by my friends so I will not do them.
I'm sorry but this will not annoy a Twilight hater. All this list is going to do is get the Twilight fan killed, admitted or arrested. Some don't even don't make any sense and does not touch on why they hate Twilight. You did not number them right, jumping off a cliff or running into traffic and blaming the other person is immature and you might not be alive at that point. The calls to my phone will resort to blocking you and the police. And #47, my reply would be "Gladly Mudblood."
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
you know you're obsessedWhen You..... Yes, I did want my hair like Alice's but I got it like Hayley Williams instead. Yes, my room is covered in Twilight posters because, I don't like other stuff accept Paramore, Linkin Park, Muse and Flawless dance crew. (Of course there's others but I'm not gonna spend time listing it all) No, I don't sleep holding the books, I could scratch myself or damage the book, I say this and I'm a mega Twilight fan.....We're not all OVER obsessed, just obsessed xxxxxxx
Wow..I really dont get how some people can get so worked up about something thats not real....I mean Im not a obssesive fan of twilight, yeah I've read the books/watched the movies and liked them...even if I hated them I know people have every right to like what they want and it kinda boils my blood the way people slag off other peoples choices off what they like....look all im saying is if we were all the same then I would fucking die off bordom!! plz crazy fans/Haters of twilight get a life!!
#4 would piss off anyone some people have spent years getting all those songs. Most of these are just rude period. Many are really hurtful like 47,7,10 and 18. sorry but if anyone did any of these or even did something close to most of these i would stop talking to them
@YouuStoleMyCookiex3 I don't waste my time making videos about something I hate. Also Maybe You Should Stop Capitalizing The Beginning Of Every Word Because It Makes You Look Really Illiterate.
@AshiiNoel didn't you read the description:***READ FIRST*** No copyright intended. All rights go to respected owners. For comedy purposes only.
If you leave rude comments they will be removed and you will be blocked. I made this video for fun. I have nothing against you. I just happen to love Twilight.
He-he, I like this! Its pretty funny! Its something that I would most likely do. I can think of one person to do it to! lol But Idk about taking them to watch New Moon in the theater. Maybe Breaking Dawn, or force them to watch it on dvd.
Now, to the actual video. Many of these wouldn't annoy mature anti-Twilight people. Most wouldn't annoy me myself, but maybe that's just my opinion. Honestly, some of these make the Twilight fan attempting these look insane. O_O;
But, it was well put together. ^_^ Very nice song choices, especially the first one. And also, your username rocks. :D
...Okay... I'm gonna have a long comment, first relating to a response to a user.
@MrGeevee1100: You're a version of a very immature anti-Twilight fan. Not every Twilight fan is socially disgruntled, obese, or emo. My friends are Twilight fans, well, some of them. They're none of those things. I may not be a Twilight fan myself, but I still don't go as far as to say something like that. Grow up.
You know what I don´t get? Why people care so much about hating something? You know, they say there´s only one step from hate to love. It is strange. Why do you make such a fuss about it? Alright, so you hate Twilight, doesn´t that mean you shouldn´t care for the books and ignore them as much as possible? I love Twilight and of course it irritates me when people talk as if it something bad. Sure, it may be worthless in their eyes, but I like it. Is there something wrong with my opinion?
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahha ooooohhhmmmiiiiiggggoooodddd. LMFAO. this is effing hilarious!
i dont see what this whole rivalry with twilight and harry potter is about. frankly im sick of it. I love twilight but i like harry potter 2. just because u like one does not mean u cant like both.
@selenademifan1230 I agree.I love Twilight and Harry Potter and people need to stop profiling.My friend Matt and I walked to the park and a bunch of kids from his class(he's a year older then me)Started yelling at him for liking HP better then Twilight.
@emowolfcry yeah there are some serious twilight fans and some serious harry potter fans. i still don't see wat all the rivalry is because the 2 are so different.
@selenademifan1230 Ikr.I think it must have something to do with Robert Pattinson was in HP fourth year and epople can't decide who they think is hotter.
Edward Shit Face is a Fake Emo kid Umm I watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer And i Have Learned that Vampires Are Demons They Sell Their Soul To the Devil I Mean Vampires DO NOT SPARKLE THEY BURN UP IN THE SUN Vampires Don't have Souls (Only Angel The Vampire) And Twilight and other Fake Vampire Movies / Books Are A Big Lie Vampires Have Weird Faces IF YOU GUYS WANNA SEE REAL VAMPIERS WATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER OR ANGEL!!!!! (I KNOW ANGEL ISN'T REAL BUT ITS JUST A FACT)
An anti-twilighter would leave as soon as they found out the movie you took them to was twilight. And a twitard commiting suicide would not bother me in the slightest.
I dont understand the beginning of this D: if you dont mean any offense to anyone why make a video like this? Im just kind of putting that out there >> ...
@AnnaXXbella11 Yes, I've read the books. Have you? Have you paid any attention to anything in the books? If you did, you would know how horrible they are. I shall go stake a vampire. His name is
@DemiandSelenaFan2406 that has to be the best comment ever!! Clearly a very smart person, more people should listen to you. haha, i knew you'd get a comment at some stage! That mental hospital must be pretty busy at this stage . . . can i just say that liz is an absolute legend. Another thing . . edward cullen is cedric digory, voldemort killed cedric digory, harry potter killed voldy therefore edward must die. simple maths really, suck on that twilight . .
44. Tell them you think they got the date wrong, it’s not Halloween.
45. Let the whole class know you’re clinically insane.
46. Only need to tell me once. That’s fine with me. I’d be happy to stay away.
47. Every chess player does that, idiot.
48. Tell them they owe you a new chess board. Also, Ron can play chess while trying to save the wizarding world… If you’ve got bad vision that’s not excuse, I’ve put you in touch with my optician.
29. Humans can’t sparkle. And also, someone who wastes so much time trying to think of ways to annoy me, would never be my best friend, nor me theirs. I’d tell them that.
30. That’s a pretty common occurrence… (and then I wouldn’t have to deal with them anymore. They’d be at the hospital. AGAIN.)
31. See 18.
32. Silence is golden… duck tape is silver.
33. I’d ask why they’re screaming my brother’s name so loudly.
8. They could walk straight out.... Or you could be charged with kidnap. Either way. 9. Candy is candy. 10. What? 11. They’d be gone by then... or you’d have been arrested. 12. See 11. 13. See 11. 14. See 11. 15. I already have a wolf... You slagging my wolf? 16. Because it’s a dog. And Taylor is a human. Not a dog. Unless you’re suggesting Taylor Lautner looks like a dog... 17. On the phone to the psychiatric unit at the hospital.
first of all... none of those would bother me. I love paramore... I had decode as my ringtone a long time. so yeah. doesnt really make any sense, if our anti-twilight videos are immature, how is this video not immature?
I don't care about your shitty books, I don't care about your fantasies, I don't give a flying fuck about people trying to annoy you. But please, for God's sake,
OMG Seriously! 31 is the greatest idea ever! *Everyone* who likes Twilight should do this. If only they could send vampires... but oh well, they can't, so what will be will be. Get right on that, guys! :)
I would so do this to my Twilight hating boyfriend.Actually everytime I see something twilight and hes with me I scream and hes like"ugh..."So then I start saying things like"Jasper is so hot!!","Do you think he would bite me if I asked him?","Man I wish I could marry Jasper,I mean hes a vampire!",and then Id be like"You suck" and hed say "Why?" and I would say "Because youre not a vampire"it would b so funny me and my sister do that to him.
@thagrammarnazi Good taste of literature? Hm, well.... Which books do you really mean? I do read much and Twilight is actually one of my favorite books. I don´t know what´s good literature for you but I have read Dickens, Victor Hugo, Bulgakov, Dostojevkij, Leo Tolstoj, Daniel Defore, Emily Brönte and many authors who are in fact proven to be truly good. So, your point? By the way, I don´t care how much you hate Twilight, how much "omg" the twilightfans scream but your comment offended me.
@acabrink To be completely honest this was a foolish comment on my behalf, usually my hate for things stem from braindead teeny-boppers who blindly follow one fad after the other, defending it to the death because they think they're supposed to. More than anything this was a troll comment, and seeing as i've never read twilight it makes me somewhat of an ignoramus. But congratulations, you've, for the moment, redeemed my hope for intelligence in this society. Sorry for any offence i've caused.
I am Bella. No one else is! By the waay. I Love Twilight waaay too much. So. I am going to do some of this stuff to annoy people[:
cutiepink569 3 weeks ago
50 ways to get punched more like it, because these would annoy just about any sane, decent person.
SpamLizzo 4 weeks ago
thetwilightsagamad 1 month ago
I'm not a Twilight fan at all, but I've seen like 1 1/2 of these movies and actually understood more of these references than I expected. I found this to be pretty funny, although some of these things would obviously be very stupid to do. But that was probably the point anyway...
kacm2010522 2 months ago
I tried it on my two best friends they both started crying and now they hate me... :D
ImJustKindaBored 2 months ago
Pahaha lol, that was hilarious xD Good job ;-) x
cassiemyclyde 2 months ago
the whole class was working
songaji1 3 months ago
lol i remem in 4th grade my teacher was a twilight fan so was i. All of a sudden while we were working this song starts playing.
songaji1 3 months ago
Wow this was really funny!! Thank you for sharing with us!! I love it so much!!!
TWILIGHT ROCKS!!!
Heidi12348 3 months ago
You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroaches !
*punches*
that felt good(:
TaliaxTalie 3 months ago
0:35
TheTwilightRocks2000 3 months ago
Omg love this!!!! One of my really good friends hates Twilight, and I LOVE it!!!!!!! (but only if you couldn't tell by the username. LOL) Ok, I'm so gonna use this on my friends cuz I know they"ll know I'm just kidding!!! Can't wait!!! I especially love numbers 13, 15, 21, 22, 27, and I LOVE 29!!!!! Awesome vid!!!
cullenlova99 4 months ago
WOW and people likes to think we talk shit about twilight lovers SMH
this are the 50 ways to become CLUMSY, suicidal and boring like bella swan no offence to y'all.
4050unknown 5 months ago
1. That's a waste of money.
2. That's just infantile.
3. Better slow then embedded in the windshield.
4. ugh forget it, I'll be here all day, this list is retarded. If anyone does these things, you wont just annoy anti's, you'll annoy everyone else too. I know you meant to be funny but only 4 year olds would laugh at this.
Though I do like the part about jumping off the cliff, it will ''annoy'' us deeply. >:)
SpamLizzo 5 months ago
Funny thing is, I probably would do alot of these...
Laeylaa 5 months ago
i did 18 to my friend XD
FoxofSilverBullet 5 months ago
I work in a secret government place where we keep terrorists. We used to have mostly neo-Nazis, jihadists, and hippies. Suddenly (around the time this video was posted, in fact) we were saturated with new inmates. They have committed many of the acts your video promotes, leaving the victims in a deep state of mild annoyance. The other inmates are so terrified we've found them hanging in their cells. Even worse was what they did to my ipod. Damn dirty terrorists...I am so annoyed!
TheMagmagoblin 5 months ago
oh and i forgot to say, thsi is the most ridiculous video on youtube hand's down.
Any pro-Twilight video on here is all teh same stupid shit, little girls crying about how twilight is god, and " OH EM GEE ITS DA BEST EVA!"
or its this dumb ass shit, thoes are the most retarted idea's i've ever seen....EVER.
just proves twilight fans are a bunch of simple minded retarted's below the age of 14. oh and if your a guy who lieks this shit, chances are you gay.....just sayin....
stonedinNY 5 months ago
@stonedinNY Would you like to know what I think? I think that if you dislike the video so much and feel so much hostility toward it, maybe you shouldn't waste your precious time commenting on it. I mean, don't you think someone who dislikes it so fervently shouldn't even acknowledge how pathetic it is? Makes you think, huh?
Laeylaa 5 months ago
@stonedinNY Is there something wrong with someone if they are gay? No there isn't, it is just the way they were made, so don't use Twilight as an accuse to offend homosexuals. If I was "special ed" than I wouldn't be typing or watching this video right now, you aren't a twilight hater just a hypocrite. Cussing doesn't make you look cool. So why do it? Maybe another to help your issues is go to a therapist, knock it off man. Making fun or gays or "special eds" isn't very funny at all dude.
theangelwolf1 5 months ago
Nothing you can really do to piss off an "anti-twilighter". they fucking hate that trash garbage, so they already have the upper hand in life compared to all you pussy twilight fan's. only way you could piss em off is if you were to hold a gun to their head and tell em " read twilight or im blowing your fucking brains out" even than, I think i would choose blowing my fucking brain's out.
so all in all....you can piss of someone who hate twilight, cause their life is already perfect.
stonedinNY 5 months ago
Nothing you can really do to piss off an "anti-twilighter". they fucking hate that trash garbage, so they already have the upper hand in life compared to all you pussy twilight fan's. only way you could piss em off is if you were to hold a gun to their head and tell em " read twilight or im blowing your fucking brains out" even than, I think i would choose blowing my fucking brain's out.
so all in all....you can piss of someone who hate twilight, cause their life is already perfect.
stonedinNY 5 months ago
@stonedinNY You misspelled a lot of words there, friend. And your last sentence has a lot less impact, since you said "you CAN piss off someone who hates Twilight because their life is already perfect." :) Also, I wanted to ask you something. Does using a lot of curse words make you feel as if your point is proven so much more so than if you actually used intelligent adjectives and nouns? Just wondering...
Laeylaa 5 months ago
This list doesn't sound funny, more like bullying. Seriously, the Twilight fandom is INSANE. Do you know how many people have been injured by rabid Twilight fans simply because they didn't like it? Someone got ACID thrown in their face because this fangirl couldn't take the fact that they didn't like Twilight. This is crazy.
hinasakukimi 6 months ago
OMG I LOVE U this is histarical i couldn't stop laughing...Subscribed!!!!!!!
rcw1997twiheart 6 months ago
hmmm, not sure if number 18 is right for me......just sayin'
pinkhatgirl15 6 months ago
I did some
MyMslautner 6 months ago
I dont like Twilight but I like their soundtracks but I would still be piiiiissed if someone deleted all my music for any reason.
Fluteplayinghuru285 6 months ago
1) If you complain about how slow I drive with, "I hate going human speed." I'll drive even slower.
2) Doing all these things make you seem stupid. Just saying.
3) You jump off a cliff? Anti-Twilighters will cheer.
SSBBforever 6 months ago
4 If someone takes my ipod- I kill them
5. I hate twilight because the book is shit, and I love paramore, so go ahead.
7. I would not answer, just listen to the awesomeness of paramore.
24. I will remind them how Beyonce's whole tour was sold out it 23 seconds.
28. After the prank calls from writing my number down, by now I think I would have changed my number and got a new phone.
34. I haven't watched the ring in 2 weeks.
:D
12345hoe12345 6 months ago 2
I am an anti-twilighter and I like this video. :)
Awesome7870 6 months ago
Lol i am an anti but i found these amusing lol
animewarrior08 6 months ago
won't doing this just get you arrested?
MsSeeingdouble 6 months ago
lmfao we are all going to be killed by the voultouri because we all know waaayyy too much and stephenie meyers going to be killed first because she told us about vampires XD
OMGTWILIGHTRULES 7 months ago
@OMGTWILIGHTRULES Thats right if the Voulturi was real point the finger at her and get the hell out of here LOl
MyMslautner 6 months ago
LOL this was funny. I might try some of these LOL I do half of them without realising anyway hehe.
madchickbabyxxx 7 months ago
wha wha wha? If a Twilight fan downloaded Paramore songs I wouldn't be pissed off, I WOULD BE FREAKING HAPPY! GOD DAMMIT, NOT ALL TWILIGHT HATERS HATE PARAMORE AS WELL! I LOVE PARAMORE! ¬_¬
LetsStopThisSong 7 months ago
I don't get why people say that only unintelligent people like Twilight. I get straight A's and I like Twilight. What I lack in common sense I make up for in absolute knowledge of completely random facts (those were my grandmother's words, not mine). However, most of these things would get me murdered by my friends so I will not do them.
angela122345678 7 months ago
@angela122345678 LOLOLOL HARRY POTTER IS BETTER LOLOL. jk =).
MrStoneruto 4 months ago
LOLOLOL IMMA TWILIGHT FAN. IMMA RUN INTO TRAFFIC AND ANNOY MY INTELLIGENT FRIENDS EHEHE.
That, my friends, is natural selection.
totallyover19lolz 7 months ago
50 Ways To Annoy A Twilight-fan––Oh wait, there's only one:
Anything intelligent.
MrFoxyFox4Me 7 months ago
These would result in being arrested, or killed, or worse.. EXPELLED.
BumbleTheBuzzyBee 7 months ago 15
@BumbleTheBuzzyBee Thank you for the awesome Harry Potter reference.
kacm2010522 2 months ago
@BumbleTheBuzzyBee Harry Potter FTW.
CyclopsPL 1 month ago
It's funny because none of these annoy me?
GO GO GRYFFINDOR!
BumbleTheBuzzyBee 7 months ago 4
lol i hate twilight but i found these funny.
animewarrior08 7 months ago
49. Oh sorry just watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban!"
LillySnape4evah 7 months ago
Lol!!!:)
JasperHaleLover22 7 months ago
omg haha.. i luff Twilight but still funny funny
ILuvyouhguyz09 7 months ago
I'm sorry but this will not annoy a Twilight hater. All this list is going to do is get the Twilight fan killed, admitted or arrested. Some don't even don't make any sense and does not touch on why they hate Twilight. You did not number them right, jumping off a cliff or running into traffic and blaming the other person is immature and you might not be alive at that point. The calls to my phone will resort to blocking you and the police. And #47, my reply would be "Gladly Mudblood."
CompassRoseFour 7 months ago 2
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alifeeesh 7 months ago
lol love what u did!
TheAlice987654321 8 months ago
you know you're obsessedWhen You..... Yes, I did want my hair like Alice's but I got it like Hayley Williams instead. Yes, my room is covered in Twilight posters because, I don't like other stuff accept Paramore, Linkin Park, Muse and Flawless dance crew. (Of course there's others but I'm not gonna spend time listing it all) No, I don't sleep holding the books, I could scratch myself or damage the book, I say this and I'm a mega Twilight fan.....We're not all OVER obsessed, just obsessed xxxxxxx
67TwilightLover 8 months ago
hmm. funny, but id kill anyone whod do this to me....
wolfgirl4ever1331 8 months ago
Yes, twilighters, follow these steps... Let me have some fun! And when you run into traffic and get hit, I wil laugh and laugh...and laugh...
diasent 8 months ago
Simple Twilight is the worst idea ever imagined, and we all know its true.
CrimsontheCommando 8 months ago 2
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Wow..I really dont get how some people can get so worked up about something thats not real....I mean Im not a obssesive fan of twilight, yeah I've read the books/watched the movies and liked them...even if I hated them I know people have every right to like what they want and it kinda boils my blood the way people slag off other peoples choices off what they like....look all im saying is if we were all the same then I would fucking die off bordom!! plz crazy fans/Haters of twilight get a life!!
Vixen1987 8 months ago
#4 would piss off anyone some people have spent years getting all those songs. Most of these are just rude period. Many are really hurtful like 47,7,10 and 18. sorry but if anyone did any of these or even did something close to most of these i would stop talking to them
memgirl24 8 months ago 2
LOL this what happen when people get crazed about twilights :
1)crazed about the actors..wtf,they are just actors?mr bean better than them ya know..but i never crazed about him O.o
2)singing the twilight song next to anti-twilighter ?ah better get a good voice or you just shame yourself..
3)hoping the werewolf/vampires to help you?LOL stupid the isnt exist,i rather watch you die
4)run and cries for saying the werewolf/vampire does not exist?LOLOLOLOL who cares?
twilight is making people crazy
TheBioshow 8 months ago 2
1. "Decode" by Paramore isn't purely a Twilight thing.
2. Number 15 mentions asking for a werewolf for your birthday. Werewolves are NOT purely a Twilight thing either, Twilight simply used them.
3. You spelled "Volturi" wrong. Multiple times. The fact that I know this better than you is appalling.
4. If you run out into traffic, it's not going to annoy anti-twilighters. It's going to make them think you're a dumbass.
Just sayin'
AshiiNoel 8 months ago 28
@AshiiNoel why ya gotta be so negative?
jayhawker12797 7 months ago
@AshiiNoel Calm Down, I Don't See Videos You Made. Maybe They Will Redo It ALL Just For YOU.
YouuStoleMyCookiex3 7 months ago
@YouuStoleMyCookiex3 I don't waste my time making videos about something I hate. Also Maybe You Should Stop Capitalizing The Beginning Of Every Word Because It Makes You Look Really Illiterate.
AshiiNoel 7 months ago
@AshiiNoel I know :]
Doesn't mean you're not a bitch. Should I redo my comment just for you?
YouuStoleMyCookiex3 6 months ago
@AshiiNoel Dumbass
MyMslautner 6 months ago
@AshiiNoel didn't you read the description:***READ FIRST*** No copyright intended. All rights go to respected owners. For comedy purposes only.
If you leave rude comments they will be removed and you will be blocked. I made this video for fun. I have nothing against you. I just happen to love Twilight.
gizymotto 3 months ago
Ok ill do tht tell my princible to plan a feild trip to forks washington.
TeamEdward4512 9 months ago
Annoying someone who doesn't enjoy the fact that this whole twilight series was based off of stephenie myer's wet dream. Awesome..
iEatUnicornz 9 months ago
He-he, I like this! Its pretty funny! Its something that I would most likely do. I can think of one person to do it to! lol But Idk about taking them to watch New Moon in the theater. Maybe Breaking Dawn, or force them to watch it on dvd.
JassmineBreeanna 9 months ago in playlist Twilight 2
Now, to the actual video. Many of these wouldn't annoy mature anti-Twilight people. Most wouldn't annoy me myself, but maybe that's just my opinion. Honestly, some of these make the Twilight fan attempting these look insane. O_O;
But, it was well put together. ^_^ Very nice song choices, especially the first one. And also, your username rocks. :D
RandomSnowflakes 9 months ago
...Okay... I'm gonna have a long comment, first relating to a response to a user.
@MrGeevee1100: You're a version of a very immature anti-Twilight fan. Not every Twilight fan is socially disgruntled, obese, or emo. My friends are Twilight fans, well, some of them. They're none of those things. I may not be a Twilight fan myself, but I still don't go as far as to say something like that. Grow up.
RandomSnowflakes 9 months ago
love ur video u rock love twilight fan x
kettlethorpekid 9 months ago
ALL TWILIGHT FANS ARE EITHER... SOCIALY DISGRUNTELED OBESE AND EMO
MrGeebee1100 9 months ago
ii <333 thiis viideo! :D <3 "D ")
mrslautner4life123 10 months ago
For #6 its *67 not *69!....justtt sayiin "D
mrslautner4life123 10 months ago
You know what I don´t get? Why people care so much about hating something? You know, they say there´s only one step from hate to love. It is strange. Why do you make such a fuss about it? Alright, so you hate Twilight, doesn´t that mean you shouldn´t care for the books and ignore them as much as possible? I love Twilight and of course it irritates me when people talk as if it something bad. Sure, it may be worthless in their eyes, but I like it. Is there something wrong with my opinion?
acabrink 10 months ago
This would annoy anyone.
FroekenDanmark 10 months ago
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahha ooooohhhmmmiiiiiggggoooodddd. LMFAO. this is effing hilarious!
BaileyRhey 10 months ago
This video makes me embarrassed to be a fan.
KaosuStudios 11 months ago 2
i dont see what this whole rivalry with twilight and harry potter is about. frankly im sick of it. I love twilight but i like harry potter 2. just because u like one does not mean u cant like both.
selenademifan1230 11 months ago
@selenademifan1230 I agree.I love Twilight and Harry Potter and people need to stop profiling.My friend Matt and I walked to the park and a bunch of kids from his class(he's a year older then me)Started yelling at him for liking HP better then Twilight.
emowolfcry 11 months ago
@emowolfcry yeah there are some serious twilight fans and some serious harry potter fans. i still don't see wat all the rivalry is because the 2 are so different.
selenademifan1230 10 months ago
@selenademifan1230 Ikr.I think it must have something to do with Robert Pattinson was in HP fourth year and epople can't decide who they think is hotter.
emowolfcry 10 months ago
I'm afraid this would fail to annoy, but instead amuse and only reaffirm what an anti's opinion's already were.
TheLunarSpirit 11 months ago
@TheLunarSpirit agreed
jimmyheinssssss 11 months ago
^_^ i myself am an anti-twilight and i thought that was hilarious but for me personally the one about the ipod is grounds for murder lol
kblueflames 11 months ago
I kissed a wolf and i liked it,the taste of his muddy chapstick
I kissed a wolf just to try it , i hope my Voyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean i'm in love tonight
I KISSED A WOLF AND I LIKED IT ;)
gabsmusiclover 11 months ago
I hate twilight, but I have to admit, 49 made me lol just because the mental image was funny. I saw Will Ferrel doing it..
TheOriginalKyrsKyrs 11 months ago
@TheOriginalKyrsKyrs will ferrel throwin a chess board and yelling would be funny
ScottsIrishCrow 11 months ago
This should have been called, "How to be a douche to a person with a brain".
asahitownboys 11 months ago 2
Four Words.
Peeta. Mellark. For. LIFE.
TheChillyCucumber 11 months ago
Edward Shit Face is a Fake Emo kid Umm I watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer And i Have Learned that Vampires Are Demons They Sell Their Soul To the Devil I Mean Vampires DO NOT SPARKLE THEY BURN UP IN THE SUN Vampires Don't have Souls (Only Angel The Vampire) And Twilight and other Fake Vampire Movies / Books Are A Big Lie Vampires Have Weird Faces IF YOU GUYS WANNA SEE REAL VAMPIERS WATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER OR ANGEL!!!!! (I KNOW ANGEL ISN'T REAL BUT ITS JUST A FACT)
PedroyItatiFan 11 months ago
@PedroyItatiFan
Angel is the hottest vampire ever :D
Liliownz 11 months ago
@Liliownz Can't Disagree with that :P
PedroyItatiFan 11 months ago
@PedroyItatiFan
and whoever dares to say otherwise will die a very painfull death.... just saying....
Liliownz 11 months ago
Doesn't get why it would annoy them that someone downloads Paramore songs on their phones....
A LOT of Twilight haters are Paramore fans.
missboldsen 1 year ago 44
@missboldsen Dont forget muse.
mcraregreat234543 7 months ago
@missboldsen I don't like paramore :\
xam9856 7 months ago
@xam9856 so...?
LetsStopThisSong 7 months ago
@missboldsen I know huh
MyMslautner 6 months ago
427 people read crap.
bananacrash1 1 year ago
FUNNY!!! lol :D
scarlettmagenis 1 year ago
LMAO! I just found this funny as hell! XD My mom laughed more than she should've!
Fruitopian67 1 year ago
hyperventilate when jacob comes on screen... i do that already! jking :D
russettwolf5 1 year ago
I'm gonna try some of them... I'm a Twiligh-fan, but all my friends hate it =p
Bokefire1995 1 year ago
@Bokefire1995 you have some smart friends =P
DeathlyDavid 1 year ago
correction..3
kittenluvful 1 year ago
HAH YOU HAVE TWO 18s!!!!!!!!!!!!
kittenluvful 1 year ago
98 people are just on crack
paramorevampire1996 1 year ago
@paramorevampire1996 426 people have good taste in literature.
IndieLoveJ 1 year ago
50 wys to annoy someone with a life
vuferen 1 year ago
@vuferen No 50 reasons to annoy someon who don't have taste
Jakeloverx 1 year ago
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vuferen 1 year ago
An anti-twilighter would leave as soon as they found out the movie you took them to was twilight. And a twitard commiting suicide would not bother me in the slightest.
Wastyr613 1 year ago
HAHA I have to admit this made me laugh! I would be annoyed by all this so good job.
MandLhatemileycyrus 1 year ago
I dont understand the beginning of this D: if you dont mean any offense to anyone why make a video like this? Im just kind of putting that out there >> ...
MinnesotaGinger 1 year ago
Omg people lighten up all you Twilight haters. I bet you haven't even read the books. Go stake a vampire!
AnnaXXbella11 1 year ago
@AnnaXXbella11 Yes, I've read the books. Have you? Have you paid any attention to anything in the books? If you did, you would know how horrible they are. I shall go stake a vampire. His name is
Edward Cullen.
rhiannaisbeast 1 year ago
@AnnaXXbella11 No i have not read them but i dont want to seeing what other people are saying.
I bet twitards have'nt even read harry potter.
bananacrash1 1 year ago
50 ways to loose a friend and then get your ass handed to you
wwesonyfan 1 year ago 2
I HATE twilight but i have ACTUAL REASONS for hating that loathsome piece of goat shit they call a "BOOK"
1. THERE ARE NO WEREWOLVES IN TWILIGHT!!!! there SHAPESHIFTERS get it the fuck right
2. they have just abolished about 150 years of classic vampire and werewolf stories and myths like THAT *myths go poof*
3....... THEY RUINED MY LAST NAME YOU BASTARDS!!!!!! i cant tell ANYONE thats a twilight lover my last name or they flip out
END OF RANT
runswithlolwolves 1 year ago
@runswithlolwolves Whats your second name? Swan, Cullen or Black?
CazzCazzz13 1 year ago
@CazzCazzz13 yeah my last name is cullen so im utterly screwed if i go to ANY twilight screenings D:
runswithlolwolves 1 year ago
@runswithlolwolves Lol. But you have to admit its a pretty cool name if it dosent have Edward infront of it :L
CazzCazzz13 1 year ago
I'm glad i don't know anyone metally deranged enough to actually try any of this stuff on me :L
GrudgeGirl100 1 year ago
LOL
mrsbellaswancullen27 1 year ago
i think stephanie mayer is stupid, just saying. :)
emmacoon1 1 year ago
@DemiandSelenaFan2406 that has to be the best comment ever!! Clearly a very smart person, more people should listen to you. haha, i knew you'd get a comment at some stage! That mental hospital must be pretty busy at this stage . . . can i just say that liz is an absolute legend. Another thing . . edward cullen is cedric digory, voldemort killed cedric digory, harry potter killed voldy therefore edward must die. simple maths really, suck on that twilight . .
emmacoon1 1 year ago
50 ways to get killed.
200PurplecatsXD 1 year ago
49. See 26… you’re really not making any new points here.
50. THIS IS ONLY 49 THINGS. YOU LIE!
DemiandSelenaFan2406 1 year ago
43. See 7.
44. Tell them you think they got the date wrong, it’s not Halloween.
45. Let the whole class know you’re clinically insane.
46. Only need to tell me once. That’s fine with me. I’d be happy to stay away.
47. Every chess player does that, idiot.
48. Tell them they owe you a new chess board. Also, Ron can play chess while trying to save the wizarding world… If you’ve got bad vision that’s not excuse, I’ve put you in touch with my optician.
DemiandSelenaFan2406 1 year ago
43. See 7.
44. Tell them you think they got the date wrong, it’s not Halloween.
45. Let the whole class know you’re clinically insane.
46. Only need to tell me once. That’s fine with me. I’d be happy to stay away.
DemiandSelenaFan2406 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
39. (You skipped 39. I can count though, so I’ll just continue) Of course we’ll call them Isabella… but I thought you were changing it to Bella?
40. It’s okay if they don’t like what I’m eating. I’ll get them something else.
41. If they like bear, to each their own. But I think killing bears is illegal. I’d have to call the police again.
42. I’m sure that can be used as evidence in court that you’re hiding something.
DemiandSelenaFan2406 1 year ago
39. (You skipped 39. I can count though, so I’ll just continue) Of course we’ll call them Isabella… but I thought you were changing it to Bella?
40. It’s okay if they don’t like what I’m eating. I’ll get them something else.
41. If they like bear, to each their own. But I think killing bears is illegal. I’d have to call the police again.
42. I’m sure that can be used as evidence in court that you’re hiding something.
DemiandSelenaFan2406 1 year ago
34. Who’s Alice? Also, calling the police. Threatening people is illegal.
35. CALLING THE HOSPTIAL. You’re sure to be admitted for hearing voices in your head.
36. Ink poisoning kills a lot of people every year. It’s not something to be joked about.
37. Tell them you’ll put them in touch with your optician.
38. Bella is a lovely name. And I like swans.
DemiandSelenaFan2406 1 year ago
29. Humans can’t sparkle. And also, someone who wastes so much time trying to think of ways to annoy me, would never be my best friend, nor me theirs. I’d tell them that.
30. That’s a pretty common occurrence… (and then I wouldn’t have to deal with them anymore. They’d be at the hospital. AGAIN.)
31. See 18.
32. Silence is golden… duck tape is silver.
33. I’d ask why they’re screaming my brother’s name so loudly.
DemiandSelenaFan2406 1 year ago
24. Harry Potter sold more. And isn’t it about the books? Clearly Twilight is all about physical attractiveness, rather than quality literature.
25. Harry Potter was there for longer.
26. We’re above that. Also, see this list, and your pathetic video.
27. The Volturi are not real. See the last sentence of 21.
28. Calling the hospital.
DemiandSelenaFan2406 1 year ago
18. Yes, because you’d still be alive.
18. Part 2 See 18.
19. See 18.
20. SEE 18… you generally die when you jump off a cliff.
21. That’s not a song. And also, I think that’s considered stalking… On the phone to the hospital again.
22. See 21.
23. Bella is a fictional character. See the last sentence of 21. Also, forgery is illegal.
DemiandSelenaFan2406 1 year ago
DemiandSelenaFan2406 1 year ago
1. I’d wouldn’t complain. It’s the thought that counts.
2. Security would just discretely remove them.
3. Vampire’s don’t exist, and therefore can’t drive. And my friends know I get too dizzy if I drive too fast.
4.You can’t delete songs on people’s I-pod. Only only their itunes.
5.I like that song
6. I’d be glad to hear Decode over and over again. I love Paramore.
7. It’s called changing your number.
DemiandSelenaFan2406 1 year ago
first of all... none of those would bother me. I love paramore... I had decode as my ringtone a long time. so yeah. doesnt really make any sense, if our anti-twilight videos are immature, how is this video not immature?
disneychec 1 year ago
Listen, Twilight fan.
I don't care about your shitty books, I don't care about your fantasies, I don't give a flying fuck about people trying to annoy you. But please, for God's sake,
STOP MISUSING MUSE SONGS.
slipknotmaggot4eva1 1 year ago
My friend always trys this. Stupid twi-lover....
OperaGhostObsession 1 year ago
50 ways to make annoy the smart guys because of the silly stuff you say :D
missmushroom98 1 year ago
I hate Twilight and the hype around it.. but I can't deny this is a good vid ;)
I5is 1 year ago
repeat 31 again and again.......
worldsmusiccity 1 year ago
52# take them hostage at their own party and force them to watch the whole twilight saga continuesly
alice4jaz 1 year ago
51# take them hostage at their own party and force them to watch the whole twilight saga continuesly
alice4jaz 1 year ago
lol nice!!!
lilprincess1129 1 year ago
OMG Seriously! 31 is the greatest idea ever! *Everyone* who likes Twilight should do this. If only they could send vampires... but oh well, they can't, so what will be will be. Get right on that, guys! :)
NUMB3RSLUV3R 1 year ago
50 ways to annoy a twilligt hater, who took notes when he/she saw the movies... :P
I don't find it annoying, because if someone said almost anything from that list, I wouldn't know it was from twilligt.
reyjalon 1 year ago
Twiterrorism of the rise?
Ge1g3rC0unter 1 year ago
I would so do this to my Twilight hating boyfriend.Actually everytime I see something twilight and hes with me I scream and hes like"ugh..."So then I start saying things like"Jasper is so hot!!","Do you think he would bite me if I asked him?","Man I wish I could marry Jasper,I mean hes a vampire!",and then Id be like"You suck" and hed say "Why?" and I would say "Because youre not a vampire"it would b so funny me and my sister do that to him.
bbygurl1122 1 year ago
50 ways to get more reasons that twilight should be banned.
GentlemanAeon777 1 year ago 2
that was 51
idonetherewetmyself 1 year ago
epic fail
evalunaoo1 1 year ago
Leave paramore out of this ! haha i personally believe twiliqht killed them .>.<
12ElleLove 1 year ago 2
50 ways to annoy someone with good taste in literature
thagrammarnazi 1 year ago 77
@thagrammarnazi Good taste of literature? Hm, well.... Which books do you really mean? I do read much and Twilight is actually one of my favorite books. I don´t know what´s good literature for you but I have read Dickens, Victor Hugo, Bulgakov, Dostojevkij, Leo Tolstoj, Daniel Defore, Emily Brönte and many authors who are in fact proven to be truly good. So, your point? By the way, I don´t care how much you hate Twilight, how much "omg" the twilightfans scream but your comment offended me.
acabrink 10 months ago
@acabrink To be completely honest this was a foolish comment on my behalf, usually my hate for things stem from braindead teeny-boppers who blindly follow one fad after the other, defending it to the death because they think they're supposed to. More than anything this was a troll comment, and seeing as i've never read twilight it makes me somewhat of an ignoramus. But congratulations, you've, for the moment, redeemed my hope for intelligence in this society. Sorry for any offence i've caused.
thagrammarnazi 10 months ago
ahahaha this was actually funny. ^.^ i would kill someone if they did that to me lmao
katGarkia15 1 year ago 2
this is kinda funny and messed up
sweetstrawberries13 1 year ago
ok... anyone who even dares to do this, eather 1 of 3 things will happon
1:they become crazy(or are already crazy)
2:they lose alot of money
3:they WILL lose a boyfriend
if any of this ever happoned to me i would send them to theropy, and file a restraining order, plain and simple and no more problems.
ssjmega 1 year ago
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ssjmega 1 year ago
OK-AY
SelGomezRocks789 1 year ago
this sounds very expensive, and a tad painful....just saying
illicitxlies 1 year ago 2
stupid...
alishaphelisha 1 year ago
Some of these sound like they cost a lot.....XD
kawaiiyukicross 1 year ago
But...that didn't list any of the reasons I hate Twilight...
Lightscribe225 1 year ago