The friend thing is so true.Iv'e actually been complemented for my "good"hair and how i looked... all i gotta say is.. there is too many niggas on the down low who really need to just be upfront about it instead of trying to do some gay slick ass shit. Smh. anyone had a similar experience?
None of these People looking for no Pussy And They skippin' down the street wit' a Bitch...... Martin 1 of the Best Stand Up Comedians of All Time & the Original Host of Def Comedy JAM!!!!
"you're so crazy" represents what the american media usually label celebrity as, when these smart, creative people that the same industry try to exploit to push america's consumerism and materialism. These people were made a star, just like Lucifer, the Morning Star, and I'm not even religious, I believe religion is man-made but the presence of a greater entity, good and evil, is definitely present.
Im watching the other day on tv, the wizard of ozzzz...you know. you got the tin man, the scarecrow, the lion..dem mothafuckas looking for a heart, courage, and a motha fuckin brain.....none of these people looking for some pussy, and dey skippin down the street with a bitch. shiiiiittttttt, if that was me i woulda fuck dorthy on the yellow brick road...aint no place like home dorthy. aint no..place..like...home! roflmao one of THE funniest parts in the show!!!
dnt neva say dem words 2 a woman if u hav sum nasty shit..get out..psh bye muhfuka i thght yo ass wasn gne neva say shit..u can keep erthng i bought n dis muhfuka u proly pissed on dat 2 LMFAO
If u r reading this, then u will find a dead bloody body hanging in ur closet. U will be haunted and killed by her. to stop it posti this to 6 other videos in 30 GOOD LUCK
LMAO. It's looks like he's wearing a trash bag.
LilacStar82 2 weeks ago
" Like This " If its 2012 and this shit STILL makes you die laughing ! " lol "
ArthurFrancisPsyD 3 weeks ago 2
this nigga said 'one nation under a groove' hahahhhaha shit had me dyin!
fmcginnis08 1 month ago
I cant like this enough!
stylista1992 1 month ago
lol @ 1:37 he look like a Injured Antelope LOL!
chamblizi 2 months ago
8:28
semrina1 2 months ago
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semrina1 2 months ago
this wada thing is an odb song
swedishbutcher 2 months ago
AINT NO PLACE LIKE HOME
mysterybat35 2 months ago
lol
Christian900 3 months ago
"Muhfuka, u jus cuttin me off, um tryna tell u sum, i kno where u thnk um goin wit dis n shit, it ain even lik dat nigga"..xD
mztevin19 3 months ago
"Um sorry dam, i ain knw dis shit was dat important 2 u it dat emotional, um very sorry man, nigga um yo muhfuka, wats on yo mind"...lol
mztevin19 3 months ago
"...how much u neeeeeeeed, nnnnniiiiiggggggaaaaa?!" LOL
Riqsuav1 4 months ago 3
The friend thing is so true.Iv'e actually been complemented for my "good"hair and how i looked... all i gotta say is.. there is too many niggas on the down low who really need to just be upfront about it instead of trying to do some gay slick ass shit. Smh. anyone had a similar experience?
YoungBlackStud95 4 months ago
"That's some good shit there nikka!" Lmao
Smoove7254 4 months ago
Kanye West sampled this!!! Everyone hit that up
Kanye West Feat John Legend - Out Of Your Mind
DreamsInHD 4 months ago 2
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Non of these people lookin for no pussy, and they skippin down the street wit a bitch" genius!
sfj07 4 months ago
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sfj07 4 months ago
None of these People looking for no Pussy And They skippin' down the street wit' a Bitch...... Martin 1 of the Best Stand Up Comedians of All Time & the Original Host of Def Comedy JAM!!!!
mrscrandall 5 months ago
WHY YOU ACTIN LIKE THIS??? lol
clarity4 5 months ago
that outfit is too damn big.
TheSuirad 5 months ago
Damn, you really think it's 2 people on stage during the weed smoking segment
Benniekarl77 6 months ago
one nation under a groove lls
scorpn2005 6 months ago
how do people get that drunk lmao
scorpn2005 6 months ago
JUST ONE MORE SHIP, JUST ONE MORE SHIP!!!
Lordsvictory 6 months ago
hair would lay right over your right eye
blminott 7 months ago
water was glistening all over your body lol
demetric9999 7 months ago 3
Take one more sip....
Mrssents 7 months ago
"what the fuck my shorts gotta do with anything?"
ha4247 7 months ago
1:38 I nearly fell off my chair
zzzzJAGJEETzzzz 7 months ago
Where Yo Shit? Oh I Musta Shmoked Doseeee Lmao!!!!!!!
XtremeDWIA5V2 7 months ago
INDIAN IN YO FAAMILY
maj0717 8 months ago
BIGGIE SONG at 8:46
TheSuirad 8 months ago 3
WARDA WOULD GLISSEN ALL OVA YO BHAAADY!
Flcker 9 months ago 37
i call u mufugaz when i really needta get home, make me a drink mufuggggaaa! lmao
padywizak 9 months ago 2
i call u mufugaz when i really needta get home, make me a drink mufuggggaaa! lmao
padywizak 9 months ago
I lov Martin Laurence's stand up its some of his best work yet LLLLLLLLLLOLLLLLLLLLLLL
nikiarose14 9 months ago
4:09!!!! " and you like where yo shit, they say oh i must shmoked does" HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
moemurda1 9 months ago
INSANE FACE! "Yeah MUFUCKA! How much you neeed NIGGGAAAAAA?"
kachunski 9 months ago
Huz dick is this??? lol
gundulationist 9 months ago
There aint no place like home Dorothy ..
Teetee12Undertaker 10 months ago
this is one of my favourite comedy shows of all time
hunip098 11 months ago
3 people wear tight red shorts that ride all up in their ass.
jbrandonf 11 months ago 6
"why you actin like this"
"just one mo sip" (true)
"what the fck u just say" lmao
famousfuture 11 months ago 3
remember we would go in the water..... lmao.....
rtjackso1 1 year ago
yea how much u need nigga
countrycrip187 1 year ago
jus 1 mo sip
countrycrip187 1 year ago 5
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"you're so crazy" represents what the american media usually label celebrity as, when these smart, creative people that the same industry try to exploit to push america's consumerism and materialism. These people were made a star, just like Lucifer, the Morning Star, and I'm not even religious, I believe religion is man-made but the presence of a greater entity, good and evil, is definitely present.
ggnub100 1 year ago
this is too funny.
geojo162 1 year ago 5
lmao...to funny!
blaze1nu 1 year ago
one mo sip, just one mo sip.
1stdeadpresident 1 year ago 2
Im watching the other day on tv, the wizard of ozzzz...you know. you got the tin man, the scarecrow, the lion..dem mothafuckas looking for a heart, courage, and a motha fuckin brain.....none of these people looking for some pussy, and dey skippin down the street with a bitch. shiiiiittttttt, if that was me i woulda fuck dorthy on the yellow brick road...aint no place like home dorthy. aint no..place..like...home! roflmao one of THE funniest parts in the show!!!
DaFlash30 1 year ago 8
@DaFlash30 that shit was funny
2468KaLaN 1 year ago
LMAO!!! "Go head take ONE MO SIP" HAHAHAA Look @ his FACE!!
REIGN131 1 year ago 5
whos dick is this?
merrittairianna 1 year ago 2
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CCCCCCCCCCooooooooooool.... My friend on RentAFriend. com told me about this clip. Very nice really.
burtalbert88 1 year ago
"Yo man that herb gotchu buggin or sum'n, what da fuck are you doin?"
"No it don't, no it don't..."Lmao
Benniekarl77 1 year ago 3
'You had that good hair. Everybody had thought you had Indian in yo' faaamily.' (LMAO) 8:28
onemike951 1 year ago 4
"water would glisten all over yo body" "what the fuck you said man?" "water would glisten all over your boooodddyy" lmfaoooooooo !
RckStrmentality0810 1 year ago 24
lmfaooo @ "y u actin like dis"
MissL0vely973 1 year ago 3
That is so true about a lot of women
shalyoun 1 year ago
He is the best lol
tcw00 1 year ago
YOU WANNA DOO WHAT!!!!??????
211junky 1 year ago
i said water would glisten of over yo boooood!!!!!! priceless
nikkofresh28 1 year ago
lmfao y does he think women masturbate like that!!!
MsUnknown9630 1 year ago 2
@MsUnknown9630 why not? they probably do lol
MrNightshade3000 1 year ago
@MrNightshade3000 lmao we do not! tht shit is sick!
MsUnknown9630 1 year ago
@MsUnknown9630 you dont know, there are a lot of sick people out there
MrNightshade3000 1 year ago
Take one more sip...Just one more sip.
DualGunBlade 1 year ago 8
Where yo shit!!?? oh i musta smoked does. LOLOLL
MrMisterKJ 1 year ago
i was in straight tears stayn up till 6 sumn in da morning looking at this
sexycash98 1 year ago
4:22-4:37 LMFAO!!!!!!!!! OMG I saw this crackhead walk just like that!!!!!!! This shit will neva get old!!
bskbl3 1 year ago 6
@bskbl3 hell yea me 2
richmond283 1 year ago
@bskbl3 LOL True!
tcw00 1 year ago
the water glistened alllll ovaaa ya body lmfao
drkavngr 1 year ago
"can i please- suck yo dick man?"
3dakainsane 1 year ago
tha weed confession was jus too funnie & nasty
cami725 1 year ago
Who's dick is this!!!!!!!
glenieceb 1 year ago 7
i love the face he pulls at 7:45
jellytots2008 1 year ago
"everyone thought you had indian in your family."
AtmaRising 1 year ago
the crackhead woman walk is the funniest shit I have ever seen..priceless..I watch this comedy special just to see him do that...
brajonomari 1 year ago 7
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Hello!!! I'm drunk then a motherfucker baby I need to get to 445 Canyon road LMAO!!!
dakari09 1 year ago
is it me..or did he have that crack head walk down packed haha
LtownG440 1 year ago 8
- yhu gon` wake up with a dick in yhur mouth !
i ♥ it !
dstewart94 1 year ago
WATER BE GLISTENIN ALL OVER YA BODY!
Amir24700 2 years ago 4
MAKE ME A DRANK MUHFUKA!!!!
mississippiboi12 2 years ago 8
dnt neva say dem words 2 a woman if u hav sum nasty shit..get out..psh bye muhfuka i thght yo ass wasn gne neva say shit..u can keep erthng i bought n dis muhfuka u proly pissed on dat 2 LMFAO
mississippiboi12 2 years ago 4
"Let me get my shit and get the fuck up out of here" *storms off* *walks back in* "Why you acting like this!?" LMAO! Martin is a damn fool.
DTownHustla 2 years ago 5
4 4 5 Canyon Road, lol
MythandCthru 2 years ago 6
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
desir3maxx 2 years ago
The Woman On Crack Impression!!!! ROFL!!!!!!
MsDwyaneWade3 2 years ago 6
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dakari09 2 years ago 2
go ahead take one more sip, Just One More Sip!!!!
ThaEmperor2000 2 years ago 10
7:45-7:47.
priceless expression.
love martin
kandy917 2 years ago 4
LMAO- Who's dick is this?...Who's dick is this?
LMFAO- *cabage patch*- i'll call u muhfuckas when i really need to get home.
Martin Hilarious!!! Luv him!!
ROTF- 1 nation under a groove!
kittyma911 2 years ago 7
The weed confession bit is a straight up classic. One of the best ever. "Can I please... suck yo dick?"
leegle 2 years ago 6
(doing the cabbage patch) i call you motherfuckers when i really need to get home
HAHAHA
nandotime3001 2 years ago
da water would glisten all ova ya body....what u say??? Da Water.....would glisten all Ova Ya BBOOOODDYYY!!!
mizzladieB 2 years ago 9
water glistenin ALL OVA YO BAWDYYY LOL
terel1k 2 years ago 3
I need to get to 445 canyon road!!! h ah ah ah ah ha ha
colvineyes 2 years ago 2
martin's face imitating the woman on crack...."priceless".....LOL!
canufeelitsugah 2 years ago 115
yes yes yes!!!!!
Sinovia1 2 years ago 2
@canufeelitsugah nobody can make you laugh at an expression like Martin!! His physical comedy is incredible!!
standup4change 2 years ago 3
@canufeelitsugah that is my favorite part on the whole show!!!! I die laughing at that imitation everytime.
biggamike 5 months ago
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canufeelitsugah 2 years ago
"hello....im drunk than a muhfucka" LOL
OuterSpace90 2 years ago 3
i luv the water be glistn all ova yo body... when he repeat it, its even funnier...luv martin
thickkalicious 2 years ago 3
Lawrence is a good actor.
JMarc85 2 years ago 9
"yea one nation under a groove" lol classic
jewelz6906 2 years ago 5
you use to wear these tight red shorts that use to rise all up in yo ass
southernboi229 2 years ago 6
he should have known wher the convo was going at TIGHT RED SHORTS.XDXDXDXDXDXDXXD!
SeriuxFan 2 years ago 9
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Ch3y3nn3hxcVanity 2 years ago
my boo is sexy as shit...cuz...
bugzbrezzy 2 years ago
9:53 funny part
6ebony2 2 years ago 2
8:52 lmaooo shitt is hilariouss
ladiimunckin 2 years ago 2
Thank you thank you very very much!!! I'llcall u MF when I really get home..lmao
kimmyjim1 2 years ago 4
what happened to your teeth? oh i musta smoked those lmao
mocasensation09 2 years ago 7
4:59 - LOL!!!!!
Dj2urk 2 years ago
lol ill call u mother fuckers when i really need 2 got home
420Cannabisman420 2 years ago 4
"none of these people lookin fo no pussy, and they skippin down the road w. a bitch." lol.. hilarious.
x0oCLiffORDo0x 2 years ago 42
dis man is funny
ceeljay 2 years ago 3
"take 1 mo sup u gone end up wit a dick in ur mouth" LMAO
ceeljay 2 years ago 7
"One nation under a groove" I swear me and my boys were chillin out and singing that
rikimaru700 2 years ago 2
Who Sings That Song??
MrsNewson 2 years ago
Parliament Funkadelic
rikimaru700 2 years ago
Thanks
MrsNewson 2 years ago
Yeah mo''e'fucke'... how much you nneeeed nnnnnn
xD, Martin is the MAN...
Eduron22 2 years ago 10
let me get my shyt n get da fuck outta here!why you actin like dis?!
LMAO
brownblovely 2 years ago 8
"Water was glistenin' all over yo bawdy" LOL. Martin is hilarious XD
xBlueDahlia89x 2 years ago 8
martin is the man...
defence336 2 years ago 4
muh fuccin boogie onnnn
nequa210 2 years ago 2
4:55 to 5:38...lol....i never thought about it like that either for real...but that's funny :))
rogerdamnit 2 years ago
"ya little glitz,and ya little glamor!"..LOL
yungadizzle 2 years ago 8
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genger100 2 years ago
Lol Comedy Chameleon you put MARTIAN LAWRENCE
he's not an alien lolz
bijaun 2 years ago 2
lol the drunk part had me rolling
rikimaru700 2 years ago 8
WATER GLISTEN ALL OVER YOUR BODY!
SoTotallyRetro 2 years ago 73
how motherfuckers get this drunk? well ma nigga um 10 beers 4 shots and about more liquor!!
savrino3 2 years ago 6
THANKS FO DA VID. U DA FUCKIN MAN!
Kendrix92 2 years ago 9