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  • LOL shit ricky gervais kick ass

  • This might be the worst place to point it out, but I just can't hold it in myself anymore as I've heard this nonsense for too many times now :)

    Stop attributing every discovery made in physics at the beginning of the 20th century to Einstein! You won't seem educated when you do that, but quite the opposite!

    Einstein did not invent the nuclear bomb, the concept of the nuclear chain reaction was Leó Szilárd's idea, and it was Oppenheimer and Enrico Fermi who 'invented' the atomic bomb.

  • @GxBlasku

    Also, Einstein's paper on the photoelectric effect was written in 1905. There's no such thing as "energies" in physics.

    Did this guy just half-ass a recited monologue there? He is a walking example of pretentiousness!

  • @GxBlasku so where on the autism spectrum are you?

  • @009SoundVEVO

    What a witty comment, haven't seen anything like that before :D.

    I think I have an idea about what the 'autism spectrum' means in your world: it goes from a high school diploma all the way up to a PhD, right?

  • @GxBlasku around my department, you're the type of person we avoid. and yes, that department is physics.

  • @009SoundVEVO

    Well professor, that's an excellent idea! I agree wholeheartedly that we should avoid each other in the future.

    Best regards!

  • @GxBlasku

    Talking about being pretentious. You don't seem to get the basic idea of comedy. It's only task is to induce laughter. Nobody gives a damn about photoelectric effects, nuclear chain reactions or Leo Szilard. If it's not funny, it has no place in comedy.

    It was just a set-up for the joke about Stephen Hawking, you mong.

  • @vbyuer

    True, but if he would've taken the extra effort to be accurate, then this part of his stand-up would've been both funny AND educational. If this set-up about the photoelectric effect (that's what Gervais was referring to with the 'packets of light' part) etc. has no place in comedy because it's unfunny, then what is it doing in his stand-up?

    And why the name calling? Just because I wrote that this comic is being pretentious here? I didn't mean to offend you or anything...

  • @GxBlasku America probably wouldn't have made an A-bomb as soon as they did if it wasn't for Einstein and other German researchers seeing as they sent a letter to America telling them to start developing the Atomic bomb because they feared that the nazis might do it as well.

  • @Oxpost

    That is in fact true! I forgot that letter was actually signed by Albert Einstein (you can actually read the letter on Wikipedia: search for the "Einstein–Szilárd_letter" article)...

    Not to sound nationalistic, but those German researchers you refer to were all Hungarian :).

  • @GxBlasku Oh, ok. I never knew that :P

  • vietnam: best soundtrack

    quit truthful

  • I died in this war and I'm not offended.

  • brilliant

  • Slaves: You started it Ricky. 

  • rofl

  • @timmye00 amazingly, just because you don't find someone funny doesn't mean others don't, amazing isn't it. Why are you watching the video if you don't find him funny? Go watch something more suited to your taste.

  • fUCkin LIMEY guy!! i cnt fuckin understand u!! spEak english biTCH!

  • @ShumaTangTang

    I don't think that, with spelling skills like yours, you should make any demands regarding the English language.

  • i am very happy to have watch ricky gerbil comedy. he very small penis make me laugh. all asia man love ricky long time.

  • What the fuck are these pratts laughing at.Gervais is useless.Theres nothing funny about the man,end of story.

  • It's a shame he didn't get to say much tonight at the Golden Globes. People whine too much about him. He's a comedy genius!

  • I am very happy to see the vidoe after you give this Ricky Gervais on War, Racism and Stephen Hawking

  • I Really Like The Video From Your Ricky Gervais on War, Racism and Stephen Hawking

  • Your Video Is Very Useful Sharing HBO stand-up special, taped live in New York.

  • after i watched this video, my insight is very open because the video is very good to give information Ricky Gervais on War, Racism and Stephen Hawking

  • Vietnam best soundtrack haha that was a great line.

  • Cheers

  • wtf its the guy from gta4

  • @NuCasy it sucks that you only know him from that. wow

  • @spartanses thats how it is

  • @NuCasy

    There really needs to be some sort of age restriction for using the internet.

  • @fateola U SUCK

  • @NuCasy

    Exhibit B.

  • @fateola dont feed a troll. youve just proven youre not better than me

  • @NuCasy

    Exhibit C.

  • Vietnam: Best Soundtrack. Hahaha

  • haha brilliant

  • Couple of Jokes taken from the office here.. ooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @wjaquet he is the creator of the office

  • @Toasty373 I know. That much is obvious no?

  • I love comedy and think it has no limits except for the truth... and WW2 was over before the bombs, just saying

  • @arenasification no japan wouldnt surrender so america fucked em up bad. no offence to victims but they did

  • comedy club in gta iv

  • @SoGreatToHaveFun

    Like in the past two award ceremonies, when he rimmed most of this pampered Hollywood bunch a new one? Good news.

    FYI, Out of England is basically an americanized compilation of his previous UK shows: Fame, Animals and Politics. Most jokes came off funnier in the UK version, some were better in the American version.

  • Is he imitating Eddie Izzard at 00:15 - 00:20 :)) ?

  • Please somebody, where can I buy this Ricky Gervais video? I mean this video, he is performing in USA and I want this version, I shal also try to buy the video where is performs in England, but I want this american version, if you know what I mean! Please, please somebdy, please answer me!

  • @SoGreatToHaveFun

    it's called out of england, there is only an american version.

  • @SoGreatToHaveFun

    I bought it through Amazon, together with the bundle of the Animals and Politics (2 DVDs) live shows.

    HTH.

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  • @montitaz, thanks for your answer.

    Do you know that Ricky Gervais is the Golden Globe host next year also?

    I look very forward to it :)

  • @SoGreatToHaveFun I think it is called Ricky Gervais out of England

  • man I'm from argentina and this monologue made me laugh like crazy, totally true facts

  • Ricky Gervais is absolutely awesome! This is fucking funny, brilliant and great!

  • its really clever what he's doing here - he's presenting war in a really sarcastic and retarded way to highlight how fucking retarded war is in the first place.

  • amazing how Ricky can pretty much talk about anything and it's so funny it doesn't offend anybody

  • I love Ricky's irreverent humour.

  • Thumbs up if you saw this on GTA4

  • If you are easily offended then I've got bad news for you witch is: Stand Up comedy is not for you my friend. If you don't like it please move along. And the other thing is that you don't see your self out of 3rd perspective when getting offended FOR someone else who may or may not find it funny who it actually concerns. Good day.

    -All we need is love.

  • @vulcan9019 alright yh your point is good but your not Argentinian and it was a range war not an arranged war.

    but other than that completely agree

  • @123TRB321

    Your is different from you are.

  • gta :) 

  • He got paid to drink the fosters, advertising!!

  • I love this Guy!

  • HOLY SH - that is a BIG Fosters!

  • This is not forum.. Just in case you didn't know.

  • Best title ever?

    

  • They sell Foster's in America?

  • this guy could be much more entertaining if he gave a lot more expressive impersonations on the characters he talks about. he is unable to mimic

  • Omg he's drinking piss.

  • GTA 4 =D

  • I would love to see stephen hawking on robot wars

  • Coventry was so funny they even get a frase from that one: "To Coventry". So, England "Coventry" Argentina, but the Nazis Coventry Coventry, actually xD

  • Fake American accent. lmao

  • OMG PEOPLE IS FUCKING COMEDY! I'm Argentinean and i didn't get offended, it was a stupid war, and arranged war, but this ain't a political forum is a stand up show! and Ricky is hilarious

  • @vulcan9019 ricky said a range war, not arranged war.

  • @vulcan9019 An arranged war, what you talking about?, You mong.

  • @vulcan9019 "arranged"? think u mean "a range"? agree with ur point though

  • @vulcan9019

    IT WAS A GREAT FUCKING WAR!!!!!!!

    sorry, I you just made me snap with your comment.

  • what's funny/sad is that most people think Rosa Parks was the first black woman to do what she did but she wasn't. There were 2 other black women who were arrested for doing the same thing AND before Rose, but the media didn't jump on it (one girl was a minor) until when Rosa was arrested. Funny how they never teach THAT historical fact to kids in school :-/

  • @JesusFingeredBabies teachers teach the kids that rosa parks is one of the most powerful in civil rights history not that they were the first one. well thats what my teachers taught me.

  • Aww true british comedy! <3

  • just chill the fuck out people, enjoy the show.

  • AWESOME!!!

  • OMG he's so offensive, it's so funny.

  • @wakniss how is it offensive?  you're retarded

  • @Soundgarden8497

    in a funny way dude. chillax !

  • @wakniss "chillax" ??? What r u, a fucking Hanna Montana wannabe? WTF ;-/

  • I am Argentinian, and this is comedy, he is in fact trolling his own country saying they are not winning any war, and the only war they won was against a small country, even though he is not accurate, Argentina has sunk several boats like The HMS Coventry, the HMS Invincible, the Sheffield, etc, and England won WW2 and Waterloo

  • @alejandro0002 Britain has won almost all of its wars and there's been a lot of them, quite incredible really.

  • Argentina: The midget country.

  • 9 km vs 17 km ?? yeah, why won't you make comedy with the Exocet missiles that fucked half of your ships ? hahaha... you pirates....

    Anyway, that war was fought between poor kids, hungry, with no real guns, freezing to death, BRAVE soldiers (Argentina) and a lot of professional trained, veteran and well equiped soldiers (Britain)... so you do the math.... but we will be back

    Las Malvinas Son Argentinas !!!! Volveremos...

  • @goblend Learn to take a joke you boring twat.

  • @tommyddoolin i know how to take a joke, and i actually love Ricky, but it's not funny to mock children that were sent to a stupid war to die for their country... if that's so funny to him and to you, well, then make fun of all the stupid british soldiers (and innocents) that were pretty much fucked up by nazis in WW2... yeah, i'd bet you don't find that funny don't you ? then don't disrespect dead people that had 5 times more balls than anyone here

  • @goblend I will make fun of the british troops. You know why? Because I have a sense of humor. He's not being disrespectful he's poking fun and if you can't understand that then you're an idiot.

  • @goblend You are taking the joke too seriously dude, you need to calm down

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  • @goblend Let Ricky make the jokes, he's actually funny.

  • @goblend you and whose army cunt nugget 

  • @KinHz that is counting the 323 people that died when Britain shot one vessel (ARA General Belgrano) outside the mutual exclusion area... you filthy dishonored bastards

    Las Malvinas son Argentinas !!!!!! Volveremos...

  • RICKY OWNS COMEDY

  • this man is LIFE!

  • this man is LIFE!

  • subtitles why?

  • i love this guys comedy

  • @clintforster work it out, nelson mandela

  • lol stephen go for a walk so fucked up

  • @manc1962 

  • of all the thousands of american celebrities who have appeared on british t.v over the

    years, how many do you hear having to stop the british host and ask them to repeat themselves?fucking none.yet go on any site featuring brits & they'll be a host of americans asking for subtitles.How come we can understand all their accents, however extreme yet they can't understand brits who are not talking in slang .you even see it with people like jimmy carr who speaks "properly".

  • 43 people are from will you guess it a argentine mob

  • Karl Pilkington made some of these jokes

  • @KinHz if you believe thier figures,who was the 3 civillians,you mean fallklanders?there not argies

  • jews created catholicism to lead christian dissent against their treachery. One of the ways they do this is by dissalusioning people by commiting sick crimes in the name of christ like when ricky's jewish catholic priest raped him in the butt as a child. The same people and often their victims go on to spread athieism in the same vain. Jesus told us we would recognise them by their hypocrisy.

  • @oveid Seek help.

  • Except the Argentinians had planes!

  • Mandela was in jail for 27 yrs not 25.

  • @Drakecageful Oh wait you going to cry for 2 years, who cares!!!

  • @enerk774 GTFO.

  • @enerk774 It's COMEDY.

  • @enerk774 255 british soldiers died,as for the argies deaths.well they will never admit to the true figure,but it was certainly in the thousands

  • @nativekid78

    You wouldn't have internet though because you'd still be dancing for the sun gods without western technology.

  • @PensFan35 dude its a joke calm down

  • Ricky, glad your show is captioned.

  • @fearofablackjanet And he is only stupid if you're smarter.

  • SO glad i just found out about this guy

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  • @Daleksaresupreme1 sure we do, and we know how to spell no, so we're a step ahead of you

  • also, it wasnt the abolition of slavery, it was the abolition of the slave trade in the british empire. "we're a bit ahead of you." Yeah, by ONE year.

    knowledge ruins humour

  • he's so funny. but i just get annoyed when he goes on and on about his athiesm. it's like a religious person going on and on. :P

    the stephen hawking thing is funny

  • @fearofablackjanet Probably explains why I enjoy Eddie Izzard while also enjoying Tripod, all the Blue collar Comedy Tour folks, and Robin Williams. I am guessing the Boring comment was not directed at me unless you usualy insult those who are on your side.

  • @fearofablackjanet Plus it's kinda hard to tell when a stand-up comic is being sarcastic. :\

    Especially the english ones.

  • @fearofablackjanet Any joke that you can get from a mean comedian, really. A lot of comedians I see would be pretty offensive to some people.

  • I find his jokes not funny and he really rips people on the couch. I saw him one time within a millisecond of being punched out by Pete Rose. He was really pushing Pete very hard and Rose threatened Leno on the air. Letterman comes off so much smoother and softer. Leno, and it just my subjective opinion, not necessarily a fact, is rather mean and unforgiving (and a huge liar). Look what happened to Conan O'Brien. That was all Leno. He went back on his word. Also, Leno is a greedy Republican.

  • @eqsmooth why are you talking about leno?

  • @TheFemaleIcelander If you followed the string you would know. Why do you care?

  • @eqsmooth curiosity

  • I think its great to see an english comedian getting laughs from a crowd in the USA :) I remember seeing jimmy carr performing in the states once and i dont think his humour really landed with them. Whenever i see a show with american comedians they crack me up everytime :D Ive just always thought maybe its not the same the other way around because of our tendency to be very sarcastic and serious.

  • @fearofablackjanet I don't know exactly. I love his humor. He is very smart and is repelled by ignorance. He also makes fun of celebrities and how poncey they can be.

  • I forgot to turn off my sarcasm detector before I watched this. Now, it's melted.

  • @fearofablackjanet And at some point there's a line of people who don't like that kind of humor. Don't get me wrong, I think he's hilarious, but there are still people who just aren't into those kinds of jokes.

  • @TheInsaneWombat Many people hate him. They don't get it at all. They just think he's mean. Those same people hate other Englishmen like Christopher Hitchens, who is as good as a comedian but serious as a heart attack. People just think his ownage and destruction of people is just plain mean spirited. Me, I can't stand Jay Leno because he IS actually mean spirited.

  • He always picks on Hawkings haha

  • sweet =) this exact show is in gta4. i actually thought ricky gervais was a made up character...

  • @Phillythekid86 i knew he wasn't cuz of The Office and also they have Katt Williams in GTA IV so i figured he was real from that also

  • War part was offensive?? How? He is just pointing out the Irony of situations.

  • Britain ended slavery without a war that killed 600,000 of its' citizens. Reflect on that for a moment if you worship Abe Lincoln.

  • @pretorious700

    Only an idiot would actually believe the United States Civil War was actually about ending slavery...

  • @ReasonableCertainty thank you

  • @ReasonableCertainty well the civil war was about many things and ending slavery was slightly with that

  • Had he made a joke about 9/11 this would have rage against him. But its Argentina, so its ok...

    Go back to your fish and chips mate.

  • the war part was very offensive

  • @iarohi get a sense of humour

  • Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo!!!!!

  • 2:13 Open a window? Is Stephen Hawking worried about contracting AIDS?

  • we are still slaves.

  • god = logic  theoreticalphysics.webs.com

  • Born in Oxford and talks with that fake american accent, LOL

  • *favourite

  • I agree that they aren't boring but they are only funny if you are stupid.

  • ARGENTINA YOU MIDGET. looool

  • 41 people are midgets getting kicked in the bollocks........ and Argentinians.

  • One of the goals of my life is to have a beer with Ricky Gervais. I respect him too much.

  • Is it just me or was this on GTA 4?

  • @siggibiggy yep.

  • @steal1993 When i saw ricky gervais and frankie boyle on gta 4 comedy club i thought they were not funny at all but when i saw cat williams i laughed my ass off. But when i saw ricky gervais and frankie boyle in real life i though they were hilarius and when i saw williams in real life i though he looked like a douche

  • I actually agree about Hawking being pretentious. He always comes across as arrogant.

  • @sunonthewindow Hard to tell actually. The voice box has a condescending tone.

  • What an asshole!!!

  • @2408840 Assholes can be funny too, as long as they're witty.