Ulitsa Dimitrova - short version

[TheManticore60]

ДЖВА ГОДА ЖДАЛ.

[MrSMOKE888]

bullshit game, it is all lie.

[RzhanyeKrepyshy]

Welcome to Saint-petersburg friend !!! ))

[DrCruel]

An ode to socialism.

[peshehod]

@DrCruel The last place where you would find socialism is present-day Russia. Look up the term in the dictionary.

[DrCruel]

@peshehod Not the presence of the Beast, Little One. The ruin left in His wake. But thanks for your kind news.

[lloydcent]

WTF

[NomadUA1]

Stupid game. Full Bullshit.

[Destructerator]

"Oh look, it's a sniffer."

lol

[DittoTurbo]

Ive never felt so badly playing a game..

[f1schum]

I live in Dimitrova street. it's amazing game.

[incarnadinelifestyle]

@f1schum is it like this there?

[tetrisclock]

Why is it in St. Petersburg? Moscow is twice the shithole.

[lagazka]

hahahah

I live in Dimitrova street. it's amazing game. it's our life: glue and vodka... but...

Why are you forget about bear that walking on the street????

[Nutsyism]

I bet lots of nation leaders play this game

[Kerensky287]

"Let's rob some vodka."

[Puflwiz1]

WHY WOULD SOMEONE MAKE A GAME LIKE THIS?

[plastefuchs666]

@Puflwiz1 The better question is, why hasn't one made one like this yet?

[IRaPeluks]

@Puflwiz1 i know ._. its depressing, lets just stick to the sims

[RussianFoxboi]

theres a reason that the earth is warming. We've overpopulated and are throwing off the equilibrium of the entire planet, whats needed is a mass culling. Humanitarianism is what's killing the planet despite how much it makes us feel good or better. Humans are not naturally good or bad, but as the world declines human nature will as well.

Death is the answer.

[CrytpicMetaphor]

@RussianFoxboi

The Earth goes through cycles of global warming and global cooling. It's natural. Yeah, mankind have had a MINOR influence, but the only reason we are concerned is down to survival. The planet can, will and has survived worse. We may not, and that's the underlying fear.

[13anjowizard]

@RussianFoxboi the earth isnt warming idiot lol

[RussianFoxboi]

@13anjowizard gratz, you've proven that it takes an idiot to know an idiot

[13anjowizard]

@RussianFoxboi uk is having the coldest winter since record keeping started, you stupid russian imbecile

[RussianFoxboi]

@13anjowizard its a result of the climate being changed by the expansion of the oceans due to the polar ice caps being melted down.

[13anjowizard]

@RussianFoxboi you obviously dont know anything about science. Take a glass of ice water and fill it up to where the ice is a mountain over the top of the cup. When the ice melts there will be no water spilled over on the side. The oceans will not expand due to ice cap meltage lol. Its elementary school level science you homosexual.

[Canas29]

@RussianFoxboi Don't let the idiot bother you. :p Just a quick glance to their page proves that they're obviously either a troll or really stupid.

[RussianFoxboi]

@Canas29 I know, thanks for the backup though bro, always nice to see that someone realizes that whether you use logic or not, trolls always lose in the end. Lacking a life and whatnot.

[skyestheword]

i starting to lose faith in humanity *facepalm*

[Dessierey]

sounds like a happy game.. o.O

[Hawk013]

Yay communism!

[uglups]

@Hawk013

this has nothing to do with communism, there are kids like this all over the world

[Rereversed]

The moral of the story is that dark norse gods of the winter will kill you unless you rob something, anything.

Their rage is placated by petty theft and vandalism.

[EvilNinjaDuckie]

That's some precisely localized snow there.

[raptor152]

0_o

[Gesmehod]

The music is uncharacteristically cheerful.

[SpartanJose777]

That's... fucking soul-crushing.

[scythecow]

You don't always lose. You always win.

[Dude902]

Not bad...

[TheSlickAndroid]

this game just looks totally fucked up beyond reason. I wonder what kind of messed up person made a game like this?!

[IMadeAFunny123]

@TheSlickAndroid Someone trying to make a point.

[TheSlickAndroid]

@IMadeAFunny123 huh.....well when you look at it that way,then that person did a very good job at it. I looked up some stuff,and found out this kind of thing happens all the time where the game takes place(Russia). that makes me feel even worse.

[FatGermanBastard]

Wow I made like 25 bugs in 5 minutes. This way when Pjotr is 20 he can buy a gun and pimp out his own hoes. He can also sell drugs and run a mafia cartell. By 25 Pjotr will have enough cash to buy a villa in Moskau and drive a Lamborghini Murcielago. Man I wish I was Pjotr.

[tektek2012]

what was used to make this?

[Wodey25]

@tektek2012 Paper, ballpoint pen, Adobe Flash

[G4M3Fr34K]

This is so horribly depressing that I laughed. Does that make me a bad person?

[Volkai]

@G4M3Fr34K No, that's a perfectly natural reaction - in times of distress, people naturally laugh, because the other option is to cry.

[levlobotomy]

Well, makes for a change in graphics quality we see from Germany. This is one is all about character development, whereas Crysis is about shooting up aliens and gooks. Imo, Ulitsa Dimitrova is a great game with a superb soundtrack and realistic shader effect highlighting the life in your average East European city. 9/10.

[WPPatriot]

I consider killing a seven year old homeless russian victory

[kavudx]

Achievments:

Outrun the cops - 10 points

Get Addicted to Heroin - 5 points

Beat the adiction - 100 points

[kavudx]

What's the name of the little boy?

Piuopspshia?

[gbo2k69]

I just lost the game

[FrogJon]

This game needs achievements.

[cnhoffman]

The only winning move is not to play.

[Draacid]

Interesting platform to get a message such as this across

[crackorjackzors]

He kissed his mom but he doesn't know where those lips have been.

[shaurz]

How delightful.

[Pianoguy32113]

Are there any cheat codes? :'(

[theleastincompetent]

@Pianoguy32113 turn on GOD mode = take heroin

[tjcraig7]

are there any secret quests or rewards at the end?

[peperonyandchease]

bootstraps

[JBthePocketRocket]

In Soviet Russia, ....... this is some heavy shit.....

[Dasperix]

My computer can run Crysis, will it be able to handle this game?

[Volkai]

@Dasperix Your computer will be able to handle this game... will you?

[erick103]

@Dasperix No, cause you're a faggot.

[Dasperix]

@erick103 Lovely.

[TubeYourTubeOn]

holy fuck. that's one outstanding shit. and gets the message out. sad, bitter unwanted message but one remarkable nevertheless. yo'

[RedKorte]

It's great

[sitnam44]

this makes me extremely depressed

[shmecklen]

outstanding work

[SoulmateDating]

what the f?

[toresbe]

It's not often you see potent social commentary in a computer game.

[golovlev]

Fuckin' hell, it's genius! I live in Russia and it's so true about 90s here :) Where can i download this game?

[factorializm]

What a rasist game

[Crispy2Schniedel]

Day-um, that's IGF finalist, right? I am sure it's a good thing to bring that subject out to a broader audience, but hey, it's really pretty cliché.

Sure, video games are almost always clichés - mostly because game makers argue that that's the only way to reach their audience without losing the message - but that's exactly why video games by artists should be a bit more sensitive in that area, I guess.

Well, congratulations for making it to the finals anyway.

[UniqueOneShot]

o__o