Back to School with Crackbone

[dajman24]

Wanna talk about finance?

[jawz117]

I wonder what it would be like if crackbone was my economics teacher

[MrChowderClam]

Lemme talk to you about high finance

[Darkrep98]

Its God sugar free asshole

[maddash24seven]

Crackbone takes percocet.

[GonnaDoABarrelRoll]

Let him read his bullshit, Boris, jeez

[coreypuma]

get yer dick face outta his asshole

[kazzdude1]

I wish crackbone was my teacher

[Akuago66]

I love crackbone XD

[rsopata09]

ITS GOT SUGAR FREE ASSHOLE!

[dajman24]

SHUT YER BULLSHIT

[spongebobG1]

crack bones is the best ./... EVER!!!

[numba1netsfan]

im taking an accounting class right now and this is awesome

[Specialiciousness]

I think I've accounted for about 1,000 views of this video by now...

Only infinity - 1,000 more views to go...

[deskmant]

i would love school if crackbone was my teacher

[pyronathanpyro]

what game is this ???

[boomerncheeze]

@pyronathanpyro Mario Kart Wii

[pyronathanpyro]

@boomerncheeze hahahah funnehhh what game is it realy no bs this time lol

[boomerncheeze]

@pyronathanpyro Oh ok. Starfox 64

[DejaBlue95]

Can't even talk...look at you you can't even talk

[justincarley]

IT'S SUGAR FREE ASSHOLES

[Uptheirons6six6]

Transcribe audio: Started getting down to about eight pieces of children.

[scruffy688]

@Uptheirons6six6 Doctor's expecting more. :D

[KiliFili13]

SHUT YOUR BULLSH*T!

[Lonesoldier551]

I would like to talk about milkshakes too

[RitoYuukiKun]

This reminds me of FMJ.

[Lonesoldier551]

SHUT YOIR GODDAMN ASSHOLE!

[essamata]

to tell u the truth crackbone and jsclan was basicly my idol when i grew up :'( miss u original machinima

[CommissarCain34]

wish my Econ teacher was like this id prob have been more into the class

[LocalRandomz]

Asshole count : 8

[TheEdvinux]

its goddamn sugar free ASS-HOLE

[dajman24]

SHUT YOUR BULLSHIT!

[dajman24]

Wanna talk about finance

[dajman24]

SHUT YOUR BULL GOD DAMN ASSHOLE SHIT!

[dajman24]

If he was a teacher that would be what the fuck I am talking about.

[Kreweta18]

Fuck That

1 Pause the Movie at 0:00

2 Press and hold Left Button

3 While holding left press up

4 Enjoy Playing snake ;)

[AtomiskZabaleta]

@Kreweta18 WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN.

[monicapw1]

what was that at :11 seconds? lol

[twitterisgay]

sugar free vid ass hole

[TheManofIdentity]

I wanna talk to you about finance...

[phaethos]

If i ever started a business Crackbone would be the first I'd call.

[Thassarian09]

"I was listening?"

[R3v3LaTiOn1]

Suger free asshole

[AqPlatinumAxe]

Listin asshole the difference is the god damn margen of prophet in ur assholes...

Lol

[paulbalison]

Crackbone: You know what your nickname oughta be? It oughta be Horis, because thats what you are.

Boris: It is.

[Dominoes282]

This help me study for an economics test

[PandAgroupinc]

this is why i'm taking ap econ

[JinxInfinity]

0:42 with transcribe audio:

started getting down to about eight pieces of children

LOLWUT?

[xXCriptlordwcXx]

@JinxInfinity chewing gum not children

[PvtMichealJCaboose]

@JinxInfinity doctors are expecting some more *transcribe audio*

[burnmehdown214]

I'd pass my Business Studies if crackbone was my teacher...

[TheEnigmaWarrior]

crackbone: whats 2 plus 2?

me: umm...fish

crackbone: HEY LISTEN HERE ASSHOLE! YOU'RE WRONG, JUST LIKE UR ASSHOLE YOU ASSHOLE!

[Chrisrowhatey]

@TheEnigmaWarrior Crackbone: Whats x equal ya dipshit

me: 9

Crackbone: Listen up asshole i know its hard to think cause your dick is on your head dickhead, but you need to let your primitave dickhead mind figure out this FUCKING FAGGOT AS BRAINDAWG PROBLEM NOW WHAT THE FUCK DOES X EQUAL

Jimmy: 12!!!

Crackbone: Hey dipshit fuckface was i talking to you

Me: Ummmmm 12?

Crackbone: Fuckin cheater

Me: When will our other second grade teacher be back?

[Mineav]

He should be teaching high finance to the Wall Street banksters.

[awesomejosephc]

@CAMPINxSKiiLZ he would lose his job but all the kids would vote to get him back in.

[gaisensie]

youd have the most funniest hottest teacher.

[gaisensie]

crackbone is so hot.

[GamerDog51]

crackbone would be an aweome teacher

[killamaker112]

Ha! If I had him as my teacher, I'd be the best in the class. Especially if it was a Speech class. "No crackbone... SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE!"

Come on college...

[GordonIsGman]

I'll get an A+ for speech if crackbone was my teacher

[mobilemofo]

THE BAST VIDS EVR OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shumbinho]

you are going to read my bullshit, that's not going to change just because you're a dick! In fact that's exactly why this is happening! Rofl XD

[rebirthedmaster100]

i wish he was the teacher for my first 3 periods

[1323riley]

shut your bich ass hole im guna fuck your bullshit fuck you ass hole

[rothril]

if my teacher was like that.. i think i would actually learn.

[1headphoneguy]

how do people get crackbone dto do these things and recordings for them

[randomtaffer]

I'm chewing about eight pieces of chewing gum simultaneously...kinda considering fetching some more pieces, you know?

[1invalidROBLOXIAN]

@randomtaffer

GMan: You're gonna rot your teeth.

Crackbone: GOD THEY SUGAR FREE ASSHOLE!

[legoman2345]

my teacher let me teach this that was a good day.....

[legoman2345]

my teacher let me teach this

[Cedlor2]

"Do you wanna talk about finance?" "Listen I wanna talk about, milkshakes."

[tommyzaso]

It's Diet Sugar Free, ASSHOLE! That's some funny shit.

[T3RRQR]

banks... federal reserves..... banks.....LISTEN ASSHOLE I'M READING MY BULLSHIT...!!!

[Steamytounge30]

O crackbone loves the word asshole ^_^

[Ratchet5280]

thumbs up if u wanted him as a school teacher

[Isuckatpaintball2]

i want him as my teacher...

[xs3bx]

"Why dontchya dick face outa this asshole"

HAHAHA. Oh god. Its like he has made cursing an art

[combinecommando001]

BEST...TEACHER...EVER

[marianoxlomas]

"SHUT YOUR BULLSHIT" xD

[Left4deadcheater]

SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE.

[painkillers6]

"SHut Ya Asshole!"

[WARMAKER1814]

hey listen I wanna talk to you guys about high finance

[Anonymous1337lulz]

LOL sugar free gum

[loganNfriends]

what happen to crack bone anyway

[Arbiter41]

i dont think this is crackbone, he sounds a lot different in his real vids

[HolyReconSF]

@Arbiter41 This is Crackbone just watch the video: "Crackbone's on a roof" and at the end of the video you will find out that the owner of this channel and Crackbone are friends.

[BlindMunkyHead]

shut your asshole

[callmeFlly]

i wanna talk to you about milkshakes =P

[jonnyjuggalo117]

hahaha "get ur dickface out of his asshole" AWSOME

[wolfjak]

I actually get what he is teaching

[Hellspear6]

I think I'm going to capitalize the words Goddamn, Bullshit, Asshole, and Faggot now thanks to Crackbone.

He's freaking hilarious!

[ballascondias64]

There's a margin of profit in his asshole?

lol

[GoneDead3]

shut your asshole!

shut your bullshit!

[USMCcShadow1]

listne i wanna talk abou- i wanna talk abouut millkkshakkess

[BIOHAZARDvideos]

Crackbone would make a great teacher lol

[Team2Fortress]

If Crackbone was my teacher, I would simply go crazy xD

[303kbps]

is Crackbone dead? what the hell happened to him?

[darkness1056]

SHUT YOUR BULLSHIT crackbone rules!

[pivotedsticks1]

everyone keeps saying "RIP Crackbone" even Stev, what happened?

[grunthunter44]

@pivotedsticks1 Nothing happened to Crackbone, Stev just made up a lame rumor that Crackbone died, which is bull shit. Xanatos has already confirmed that Stev is lying. and I recently spoke with Zimbabwe in tf2 and he told me that Crackbone was fine.

[1ChibiNinja1]

WAIT, I WAS LISTENING?

[Oi325]

SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE look at YOUR ASSHOLE look at YOUR ASSHOLE

[asasinsonic]

no one says faggot and asshole better than crackbone

[OmegaWeaponX2]

"You want to talk about finance?"

"Listen I want to talk about milkshakes."

XDDD  Crackbone is God.

[HUDSON2CBLOWS]

THIS GUM IS SUGAR FREE!

[bustacap00]

if all teachers in america were like crackbone america would be the smartest country in the world

[065bowr]

"Why dont you get your dickface out of his asshole" hahaha :P:P

[bigyboom]

"your going to rot your teeth"

"its sugar free ASSHOLE"

[braindawgs9]

SHUT YOUR BULLSHIT lol

[Oxygen97]

crackbone would be like the best teacher ever xD

[thegodfathersam]

@Oxygen97 no he wouldn't because he would tell u to shut ur goddamn bullshit

[Oxygen97]

@thegodfathersam Exactly, So you wouldn't have to do any work lol :D

[karanjhalaguy16578]

@Oxygen97 i wish he was my history teacher, even though i would get an F, it would still be worth it, i wuld actually learn something

[GeneticRealityFilms]

Part* fuckin typed too fast

[GeneticRealityFilms]

the sad paty is the first 25 seconds asside from the cursing is economically true XD

[555slipknotic666]

i wish Crackbone was my teacher

"Teacher,i have a question..." "SHUT YOUR GODDAMN ASSHOLE!"

[roundedhalo]

crackbone is master of comebacks

[Dawnslight91]

Crackbone is the most amazing teacher xD

[sezani]

i whis i had crackbone as teacher

[iTzGuNny]

I wish crackbone was my teacher

[gabfreak]

"i'm reading my Bullshit and it's not gonna change! Just beacause your a Dick" best way to get your students to litsen CRACKBONE FTW!

[BackSwordX]

Why dont you get your dickface out of his asshole

[HamHatter]

SHUT YOUR BULLSHIT!

[Csp499]

His milkshake brings all the viewers to the yard.

[oTHEoDUDEo]

shut you asshole... shut you bullshit...

AWESOME!!!

[XCandyman19]

Fractional reserve requirement, in states with american central banking *gman speaks* SHUT YOUR GODDAMN ASSHOLE!!

[rougedestination]

if crtackbone was a teacher he would go "class in session look at youre asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[wooddabers]

" *Snore* why don't you suck MY monetary policy?"

"Hey, listen, asshole, I'm readin' my bullshit, and you're listening. That's not gonna change, just because you're a dick!"

priceless XD

[redshadow0511]

Crackbone would be the best teacher everr!!!

"I need help teacher..." "SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN ASSHOLE" lmao

[DoucheBagsNetwork]

i showed my sargeant crackbone... he told me it was stupid so i called him a dick... yeah, yall dont go and call your sargeant a dick

[AppleAssassin]

Your not even in the fuckin army your just some fucking 15 year old emo cunt

[DoucheBagsNetwork]

correction... gothic cunt.. get your words right man

[AppleAssassin]

Fucking retard your not in the army...go slit your wrists

[DoucheBagsNetwork]

id liek to inform you that i am hemophobic... i wouldn't go slit my wrists... id faint you asshole

[Zauten]

doesnt change the fact you lied and that you're a faggot

[DoucheBagsNetwork]

lied? if thats what you want go ahead and think that cos i honestly dont care what yall say

MetalHeadsUnite people

[Zauten]

ah you must be a really tough goth marine

[DoucheBagsNetwork]

im private first class. its great cos i often get to be squad leader :) and hey my hemophobia is controlable... its acceptable if i dont show my reaction. i only shudder alittle when its near some1s wrists or arms...i always just suck it up and carry on with what i was told to do

[Zauten]

what dumbass would try to show a sargeant a comedy video, if dont belive a shit

[DoucheBagsNetwork]

he's a good friend of my step father... he was over the other day stopepd by to say hi to him and i was watching crackbone thing... for the love of odin zauten why do you care what goes on in my life... ill tell you what sweetheart, it aint gona get you far if you keep that up.

[Zauten]

well, i guess if you put it that way, it makes a little more sense but.. uhh ''sweetheart'' ? >_>

[DoucheBagsNetwork]

lol it may help to know im a girl so... the sweetheart makes more sence... also i say that alot in wierd places... cos then its... yeah. duno where im goin with this

[Zauten]

ahh ok now it makes sense

[Zauten]

i dont belive you a shit*

[mickeymouse14]

its got sugar free assholes

[Glorfindel9357]

Crackbone is the best econ teacher ever.

[AnubusStar]

Crackbone is living proof that any noun in the English language can be properly and effectively replaced with the words "faggot", "asshole" and "bullshit". So fucking awesome.

[TheM4c]

Right. And you're still perfectly capable of understanding the meaning of the sentence. xD

[AnubusStar]

Exactly!  Crackbone should be an English teacher.

[w4rr10r11]

@AnubusStar And 'BRAIN DAWGS!'

[frumpy10182]

@AnubusStar Braindawgs

[TheConcreteBalloon]

@AnubusStar and you can almost exclusively use the adjective goddam in any situation

[Zmuha]

@AnubusStar thats some bullshit in my assshole.faggots

[gamerguycod]

@Zmuha way to go asshole you replied to a 1 year old comment

[Zmuha]

@gamerguycod hey get you bullshit out of his dick head.jk man its a joke

[gamerguycod]

@Zmuha hey asshole,its not that its a joke,its that you replied to one of them 1 year old bullshit

[EzeLuke]

Lol i wish Crackbone was a teacher in my school xD

[apriswajaya]

i wish he teaches me economics

[m1up]

Y'a know, I would like to meet crackbone someday. Wonder what kind of a person he is.

[RAAtimmahh]

It's all an act lul

[m1up]

No, he plays zombie panic source on a regular basis. I have seen him a few times, and he talks just like this. Hes and odd character...

[RAAtimmahh]

Nah, It's an act. He does this for the same reason anybody else does it, publicity. I'm not putting him down, he's fucking hilarious.

[m1up]

He obviously doesnt act like this in real life, but yeah, hes halarious. Always cheers up my day.

[MrInert]

Any appearance he makes involves this, you can't just assume that he's throwing on an act.

[m1up]

well nobody would act like this in real life...unless they are mentally unstable.

[MrInert]

Or completely badass. Oh, wait, there we go!