David Mitchell is Pedophilia

[hoobajoo]

How do people not like this, are they fucking disappointed when they see it's been edited? This was quite funny.

[Andoriyu]

..a caravan the size of a tangerine.

[AthoritaFigure]

not only is it stupid but the title makes no sense "pedophilia"is a noun not an adjective

[autobot69000]

"oohf, the flashbacks!"

HAHAHAHAHA this was great

[misterservinis]

HAHA

[Jcolinsol]

Youtube Poop: David Mitchell Defends Geriatriphilia

[Levon70]

You're obviously a fan of david mitchell, how ironic you made something which he clearly would think is shit.

[FHomeBrew]

I liked this video. Along side this video I heard the "You've been trolled" song. And on that note: The editing is lovely, the humour is great and there's nothing wrong with the title.

[Amagius]

Well done. If you love David Mitchell, wait 'til you see him as a pedo!

[ProfessorExpert]

Tonight on rock bottom!

[dranborl]

I wish to lodge a complaint. I understand neither metaphor nor hyperbole and thus find the title of this video to be incorrect. I will state my case, while thoroughly avoiding the high road; adding one or more insults to the OP, who happens to be both homosexual and mentally challenged.

[kingklabe]

What drove you to put all the effort into hashing this piece of libel together?

The title is not only wrong, it's grammatically inept.

[LukeInNewBrisbane]

@kingklabe Sean Lock, I think, practically suggested it. I am also well aware of what many think of my lovely title.

[kingklabe]

@LukeInNewBrisbane Fair enough.

[glointhadark]

I really shouldn't find this video as funny as I do...

[judgejudyslover]

Seems legit -_-

[bluemoonrising26]

This made me laugh

[JoeT3378]

Hahahaha, he's so faaaatt!

[FutureAbe]

LMAO!!

David mitchell came out

David mitchell came on younger children

David mitchell came a five year old

[eghed8]

love it.

[Clydieooo]

He looks quite chubby in this.

[FlemishBloke]

i suspected it

[electrogear]

@LukeInNewBrisbane No, actually I called you on spelling, not grammar - there's a difference. Also, in the silly reply you made (trying to prove a point about grammar) there were several grammar mistakes, but I'll let you off. It's general retardation that winds me up, not just a few commas in the wrong place.

[LukeInNewBrisbane]

@electrogear Pedophilia and pedophile are both spelled correctly. The choice between them is a matter, some would suggest, of grammar. One would make a literal statement, the other would make a metaphor.

[electrogear]

@LukeInNewBrisbane It's clear that you didn't mean "David Mitchell is pedophilia" because that would not make sense, a person can not be a verb. That's like saying "John is aquatics" instead of "John is an aquarist", so what you actually meant was "David Mitchell is a pedophile", therefore you spelt/spelled "pedophile" wrongly...

[LukeInNewBrisbane]

@electrogear I have no problem with "John is aquatics".

[electrogear]

@LukeInNewBrisbane In that case you won't mind me saying "LukeInNewBrisbane is special needs"?

[HoneyIEducatedTheWeb]

@LukeInNewBrisbane

Electrogear is correct.

You should have more intellectual integrity and just admit he is right.

[juggy2006]

@LukeInNewBrisbane Troll or Idiot

[curzmg]

@electrogear I think you're taking this a little far. As terrible as I find this video to be it is perfectly acceptable to phrase it in that way. It makes perhaps a metaphor, at least a form of hyperbole.

[PCH92]

The dislikes are hilarious,just shows how many people click this video but haven't seen the whole episode and are completely missing the joke but spouting on about how this sort of thing is "part of rape culture" and the like.

[JamesWilliams1990]

why all the hatred?!?! has nobody seen the actual episode?? sean lock says to david that he could edit the interview really badly for him because they were talking about childrens tv presenters.

[moekanz]

GRAMMAR FAIL.

[LukeInNewBrisbane]

@moekanz You do realise the hypocrisy of that statement, don't you?

[moekanz]

@LukeInNewBrisbane

Grammar fail, while not technically correct, has in recent years become an accepted term , unlike the use of 'pedophilia' in the context above.

[LukeInNewBrisbane]

@moekanz Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet.

[moekanz]

@LukeInNewBrisbane

wow, you are either trolling real hard, or have terrible english.

[citizenkong]

I think you are the perv.

[Mohrkai]

Awesome video I can't fucking stand that fat twat. Talks like he is having a stroke with every word that comes out of his mouth

[DISHOFTHEDAY69]

haha actually found this very funny.

[electrogear]

Since when has it been funny to call somebody a pedophile when they're not? and yes that "pedophile" not "pedophilia" dumbass

[LukeInNewBrisbane]

@electrogear Since when has it been funny to call somebody a pedophile when they're not? Yes, that's "a pedophile", not "pedophelia", dumbass.

[electrogear]

@LukeInNewBrisbane Sorry, was there a point somewhere in that reply? All I can see is a few too many commas...

[aTruster]

When pedophilia becomes a laughing matter it creeps slowly but surely in to the mindset of society.

[TungstenV]

@aTruster Yes, this is called Rape Culture.

[aaron9099]

Jesus Christ it was a joke, at the end of the discussion on pedo's Sean Lock said "we could edit this really bad for you", this guy thought it would be funny to actually do it.

And in my opinion, he was right, get a sense of humour....sodding internets.

[virtualpigmaster]

the grammar of the title is more disturbing to me than the content of the video.....

[Slimfanboy313]

hahaha:L "david mitchell CAME ON a five year old"

[JimothyJimson]

Lol don't hate guys, taking it out of context was a joke David made on this show

[davedjdgs]

Some smooth editing there

[Leninwasright]

you are a bit of a wanker....shit editing too...

[fritspas]

In the original recording Sean Lock said what he said was very innocent, but could be edited in a way that would make it seem quite bad. unfortunately it's done rather hastily.

[kluss07]

looks legit

[nikanj]

Even though many David Mitchell fans have disliked this video I think David himself would have loved it.

[TheMachinegunkelly]

its spelled paedophilia and if a person has it then he is A paedophiliac or a paedophil

[xHydraHD]

it's the crudity of the editing which makes this fucking hilarious!

[MrBuch169169]

Yes indeed, paedophilia is hilarious. "I like the five year olds" was especially good-hearted and funny. Well done there. What a good laugh.

[jbarrettwolf]

stupid editing.

[GingerJoberton]

lmfao

[itsthearistocrat]

Fascist Pedo.

[MrNellie2200]

this is just dumb

[shanethomaslambert]

if this is you video editing skills then you did pretty good. because i just watched the actual video and he said he could make it look bad

[trailstar1]

If this is true i wish i was a child.

[Glennsnake]

Has this been edited because i really used to like David Michell but to even joke about child molesting it to far.

[PassionatelyDramatic]

@Glennsnake very very edited!!!!!!!!

[vadetatimus]

@Glennsnake no he acctually jerks around and talks with very choppy language

[gabiotta]

I used to like David Mitchell but now that I know he ejaculated on Johnny Ball I am going off him.

[derdriui]

wow, there are a lot of grumpy people. you might want to put Sean's joke into the info box so people know what this video is referring to.

[derdriui]

Hahaha!

[thesteveus]

Fuck this...........

[cncinc100]

Yay, a David Mitchell YTP! I approve of this.

[ABlackbirdOnline]

lol this isn't actually half bad, it's quite well edited i think. cut some slack, people, it's a joke.

[123456yum123456]

You edited this really badly for him.

[bossmonkeykj]

@123456yum123456 lol

[SiliconBong]

*swipes you with lightsabre, 123456yum123456

[deletedtarget]

David Mitchell IS pedophilia. WTF? Firstly it's paedophilia. Secondly, paedophilia is the disorder. David Mitchell either suffers from paedophilia or he is a paedophile. I get that you're just having a joke but it takes away from the humour when you can't even string one sentence together.

The uploader of this video IS piss poor England.

[LukeInNewBrisbane]

@deletedtarget

Alrighty....

As I have nothing better to do tonight, I may as well respond.

Let's start with point number one. You are correct in saying that it is paedophilia.

It is, however, also pedophilia.

Secondly, you are correct that David Mitchell is not literally pedophilia.

What I am doing here is employing reification as a rhetorical device.

Thirdly, DevVeVo? Really?

[deletedtarget]

@LukeInNewBrisbane

I'm proud of you, you're understanding of the English language has improved. I do like the fact that your comeback is based on my musical taste (which is something personal that varies from person to person) and there is no right or wrong (p.s. I didn't particularly like some of the channels you subscribe too, but if everybody looked the same...). I could mention your subscriptions which indicate that you like to be spoon fed toilet humour, but I won't.

[LukeInNewBrisbane]

@deletedtarget

Your going to respond to the throw away comment at the end?

I guess your right, it would be a matter of musical taste, if Dev made music.

It was never about you're musical taste though, was it?

I just don't think that Dev are shining bastions of the English language.

Which is what this is about, innit?

You didn't attack the clip itself (which I couldn't have defended, it's pretty trashy), just my english.

Also, is misspelling "your/you're" cool now? I just followed you're lead.

[deletedtarget]

@LukeInNewBrisbane

Dev are? Dev is a she for a start. "if Dev made music"...again, you're trying to pass your opinion off as fact. Also, I wasn't attacking anything, merely observing. Clearly my words have hurt you deep down, which was never my intention...I shall post you a tissue to dry your eyes.

Re:Misspelling "you/you're". It is not cool, it's elementary English. Sad that we live in a world that can put a man on the moon, but it's shared by people who struggle with their native language.

[deletedtarget]

@LukeInNewBrisbane

As for the spelling, you are (I'm making an assumption based on your name) Australian. Not American...you are taught English in your schools, not US English, so unless I have jumped to the wrong conclusion regarding your nationality then I stand by my original statement.

[LukeInNewBrisbane]

@deletedtarget

On an international forum, physically based in the United States, you'd prefer me to use one (technically correct) spelling over another?

And gosh darn if it isn't confusing having two conversations with you at once.

So, ...Dev.

Yup. You got me, I did not do enough research on Dev.

I will also revert to properly spelling your/you're now that you've cleared that up for me, and will assume you did mean You're proud of me, I am understanding of the English language has improved.

[deletedtarget]

@LukeInNewBrisbane

Thanks, glad we got there in the end. Have a nice day.

p.s. please stop making shit videos.

[LukeInNewBrisbane]

@deletedtarget

I wanted my previous comment to be my last, but lordy me, I think I actually have to explain it.

See, you used a "you're" when you should have used a "your" in your second comment.

Then, I swapped all of my "you're/your"s in my next comment, and inquired as to whether it was the cool thing to do.

You told me it was, in fact, not cool.

I then made reference to your original misspelling, and you thanked me.

P.S. Please stop using shit grammar.

[deletedtarget]

@LukeInNewBrisbane

No, I got it. I'm not like you, so no explanation was required, I just chose to ignore it. I think you're (see what I did their (and there)) poor grammar is catching. You didn't address my request though, for the shit videos to cease. Especially as you copied somebody elses idea for this in the first place.

[LukeInNewBrisbane]

@deletedtarget

DepartmentOfHate?

It was hardly an original idea, as they mentioned such a clip in the raw footage.

Are you perhaps suggesting that I stole the idea from Sean Loch?

[deletedtarget]

@LukeInNewBrisbane

Who is this Sean Loch you speak of? Is he on tv with Lee Mach and Michle & Wed?

[LukeInNewBrisbane]

@deletedtarget

Oooh, you crafty fox, you.

You've caught me misspelling someone's name.

What a burn.

It does seem, though, that someone is deflecting.

(It's probably me, but who's to say in this crazy world?)

[LukeInNewBrisbane]

I was, of course, referring to Sean Loch, owner of NorCal Auto in Chico, California.

[deletedtarget]

@LukeInNewBrisbane

It is just you. Anyway, this has been fun but whilst I've been conversing with you on here other bad spellers have been running amok on YouTube with nobody to correct them. I can tell you so badly want the last word, so I shall let you have it in your final reply.

P.s. I do hope you actually stop making these shit videos. Not for me but for everyone on here.

Ciao

[purestokesurfwear]

yay

[tzjc24]

Lol! I loved that, very good job! And yes I like David Mitchell, and saw the original show.

[GilliamHimself]

That was funny! He's one of my favourite comics, too. I don't think I've seen this show. What is it?

[LukeInNewBrisbane]

@GilliamHimself

The clips are from TV Heaven, Telly Hell.

Link is in the description.

[LukeInNewBrisbane]

Youtube,

y u no like my crudely done video?

I just thought that I might add that David Mitchell is actually one of my favourite comedians.

So yeah, keep up the thumbs downing, I guess.

*High fiving a million angels*

[PantiesNoPanties]

apparently he's also Hitler...

[DepartmentOfHate]

I did one of these :D