Skippy...The Pick-Up Artist

[kklil7ward]

She was a hungry crackhead

[tysy73]

Oh shit, she said yes! What ya gonna do now Skippy?

[ThisWorldABitch]

@1.22 MILFF !!!! I SO BADLY NEED YOU MOM !!!!!

[orenorenoren]

I seriously don't get what's so great about this video. Is't just a guy trying talking to people. It doesn't even have a voice!

[RotationalGlobe]

@orenorenoren

who doesn't have a voice? you want to suck my dick?

[dodgeramsrule1]

is that bobby bouche from waterboy?

[Ihateopp]

Rofl I think he could actually date one of these chicks. If he didn't offer to take them to McDonalds or Burger King.....

[TallSlimShady97]

Hey the 1st chick is berta from two and a half men

[MRTEL7777]

LOOK UP STEVE HOCA. TRUE REALITY.

[XClubbraxal44]

i just dont get how he doesnt laugh haha

[xbxleex]

at 00:49 they are obviously lesbians

[Morganimo]

Thumbs up if sushi654 brought you here :L

[360gunnings]

@Morganimo He's a fucking ginger faggot cunt. You're obviously a homo.

[Morganimo]

@360gunnings I never said I liked his videos so chill out :L I dont see why when you say one thing, people bite your head off for nothing, even if I liked the videos, it's my opinion and has nothing to do with you...

[360gunnings]

@Morganimo It has as much to do with me as I'd like. When you make the choice to comment on a public, community-focused website, you take that risk of somebody else having their opinion on your own opinion. Good day sir.

[TeamGlades]

i dont know what my life would be without this guy

[WrathOfHades6661]

i love these vidz iv been prescribed sour desiel and iv been enjoying my smoke to everyone of them. PLEASE do a skippy stare at the grocery store.

[DeCaPiiTaToR]

dude my name is skippy lol

[TheHilario9]

that obama show commercial is stupid and annoying

[Quellogamer]

0:41 lol at the back of the shirt- BIG TEN

[Hollypascarelli]

i can feel the awkward xD

[vkhalus]

EPIC FAIL

[ClassicRock360]

lol you should do this to 16 year old girls

[blueichick88]

im a big fan of edbassmaster you are the funniest person i know so is jack vale i like when you make diffrent charechters then just the same old thing.this is trinity 9 years old you rock dude.

[poppyangel101]

Did I just hear him say, "Your face is like and apple, ripe to the touch!" ?????

[lolcrymore]

@Mellout2018 Nah. Just a black woman who heard mac donalds.

[PSXTrutleBeachMW3]

this dude has some serious balls man!

[sporkafife]

2:00 - SKIPPY HAS PULLED!!!

[addictofbass]

This is so awkward, I had to walk away from the video for a while.

[AmericanSoldierSS]

So the crackhead went on a date with skippy??

[jrath69]

how about a date with a real winner...lol

[35Berrin]

If being sexy was an actual crime i would have a life sentence.

[scmroman]

if u look theres an 11 in the big ten sign

[sk84lifelilc]

is your last name gillete? cuz ur the best a man can get :)

[vafaneh]

Why can't i hear what he's saying? Too old for mics?^^

[jnwpse]

1:45 the guy scratches his head has that feeling you get when you end up in the weird part of youtube.

[backtonature01]

Skippy's got more game than all You tubers put together

[deadrecon]

his laugh LMAO

[mrmushbrain]

Do you hav any raisins?

[iiRollSushii]

lmfao ty for the pick up line, i picked a blonde chick!

[YOUNGDON72]

My GOD! that's embarrassing

[bigdickdrewforu69]

Benjamin buttons on crack

[indianajones703]

1:12, IS THAT MY FUCKING TEACHER!

[Singetally]

@indianajones703 This is the grammar police. I need to ask you a few questions. First off, are you asking a question? Or making a statement?

[JizzMasterPino]

@indianajones703

Your teacher is pretty fat.

[aliandkay]

awie. he looks like benjamin button without all the wrinkles :D

[HankyBChillin]

so did he get that date?? or what?

[lwallahe]

They call her Big Ten for a reason. Rawr!

[goku21060]

@lwallahe xDDDDDDDDDDD

[MrElectroman3]

im actually gonna use these



[JakeTheMuss96]

Haha even tho it's all acted I feel sorry for him :L

[theoutsiders4ever83]

Aaaawww, he's adorable(:

[SKingg754644]

Good one!

[steve15327383]

PEDOPHILE!!!!

[Bboyisbeast1]

i love how he told the black woman shes guilty.

[IntelFangz]

Atleasts hes got the balls to do this :L Bless him :D

[2007killa]

is your mouth made in Subway? Cause' it's always fresh

[pinkdevil97]

"ah heh heh"

[ritsbitsboy2]

Skippy is so cute!

[nickcheapp]

holding up the cards right in front of them.

[ReallyRyanTv]

1:33 is where all the action is!

[genbunny32]

skippy is awsome

[crazyJTvideos]

Forever alone...

[MrPissoff28]

Haahahaahahahahahahahaah

[helen26686]

I love skippy

[BWhoYouWantTuBe]

well, he has a car & at least tried to dress nice, yeah I'd go to McDs with him!

[TheMaddestHatter100]

SHIMME SHIR!

[doobiescoo1]

Thanks EdBassmaster,...I really enjoy your work!

[lonelyhunny14]

Lol. he finally found a date. In his idea going out to McDonald's. Lol. & it was with a black chick but still good for him. LMAO.

[G00g284]

@lonelyhunny14 wtf u tryna say black chick? u better looking lmfao doubt it.

SKANK

[BreakheartPaige]

Aww Maybe he'll finally get a date(:

[millerean]

that guys has Ritas Gelato!

[camxmarks]

wow I can't believe that if there was a poor lonely guy actually doing that, people would be so rude like that to him.

[Nikko1255]

Hihi, he rules, go on skippy, you dare to do things that most men don`t. we need more like this in the world, more contact.

[thedumbassboys]

this man is a Guinness!!! SKIPPY u need to come to my town!!!!

[Striton100]

I bet that last one was a hobo, she probably did not have anything to eat :P

[mistyquest]

OH MY GOSH. Did you go to burger king???

[SinSeared]

More of these...

[neonbluehotness]

one word I LOVE SKIPPY

[TheCodFather401]

press 9 for YEA NIGGER

[1auna]

You Need To Makee Moree Videos I'M Running Outta Them To Watch Nd I'M Dissapointed

[beanking1218]

skippy should say nice legs what time do they open

[Street4988]

I think the lady that said yes was just hungry

[Pantognwsths]

Skippy you have to read mystery method..!

[o0oTheBeesKneeso0o]

OMG I can't believe someone said yes hahaha

[PhunkyPriest]

And Skippy scores!

[sexxyvampress]

This guys it your best prank...your "ugly faces" are obvious and the drive thru one's are not the greatest. Your cart, watch one, was awesome. This guy is you best by far though.

[JasonLee074]

Big Ten ftw



[dragonstrongz]

Omg! these pick up lines work :)

[rickymad82]

BALLZ O' STEEL!

[Angryjanitor3]

Skippy the creeper asks for a date ... awesome video.

[TheoFluxH111]

He's still pretty creepy though

[TheoFluxH111]

Awwww poor guy!...I'd go out with him!

[ChristyG42]

He's soooo cuteeee!!! :D

[mattscienceforlife]

i think he should start asking sexy girl not old and fat ones !!

[bacdafucup98]

is your ass from McDonalds? Beacuse I'm lovin' it!

[timid329]

@bacdafucup98 nice!!!!

[cruszkowski1]

@bacdafucup98 lol

[B1indFremen]

@bacdafucup98 If you were a burger, you would be a McBeautiful ;)

[Two1Right1Wings]

@B1indFremen T_T

[00Mj000]

@bacdafucup98 lmfao champ.

[milliondollaroptions]

@bacdafucup98 ok, now that was a funny comment!

[Washeightz]

@bacdafucup98 lol

[MrHeavymetal69]

Better get your wallet and 20.00 bucks too!!!!

[bgrunberg]

Skippy is da man! LOL

[ridonkeykongulous]

@mrfuzzer take a joke dude....

[ridonkeykongulous]

i would've said yes :D

[proudmama2707]

hes cute =(

[Ireallyhatethistown]

this guy is the greatest!!! LMAO! >.<

[LittlerobotPresent]

more of this please!!! :D

[kelseydorr8]

haha still can't believe the lady was down to go to mcdonalds please tell me you brought her!

[moesizlackexperience]

i just wanna find someone who will have anything to do with me hahahahahaha they must have been like thats soo sad

[danielle77845]

nice pick you lines not you are NOT HOT a bit

[EdGetTrolled]

EDBASSMASTER  DONTMESSWITHTHEKNOWN CHANNEL

[lilmomma89ify]

aaaawwwweeeeee I want to date Skippy now!!! Nice pick up lines

[themachinedoctor]

Crack Heads never say no

[aestheticpardox9]

fat chicks that smoke are picky?

[youneske123]

:D

[AKIREMORHCONOM]

XD "We could go now, I'll go get my car."

[iLieAboutMyAgeLOL]

is my right ear dead?

[LilBabyStrawberri]

Skippy should go to a playground full of kids. ~ Let's see how long it'd take for someone to call the cops. Lmao

[samick711]

omg that big girl LIES!

[TheSalvorican]

Haha aw I actually think the pick up line when he scraped his knee falling for her was cute. Poor skippy -/3

[MadiiIzAmazing]

You Know He Soo Got It In With The Lady At The End ( ;

[tshan122]

i just always feel sorry for skippy. it makes me sad.

[TheMightykaz]

:32 pretty bad when you get turned down by her. 

[cantona118]

Lol the black girl wanted skippys penis inside her.

[xMrxSaitou]

lol he kinda looks like a sex offender xD

[218792KING]

wooooooooooooooooowwwww ed man 2 fuk n funy!!!

[YooTubeSuxLikeHell]

So where's the continued part?

[streethustla24]

the black lady was a burgerking hoe lol

[chrome381]

l i wouldn't go into a car with a guy like that

[yeeaaa04298]

0:55 its a shame that fat chicks that smoke are picky...

[mrfuzzer1]

@yeeaaa04298 Well if a fat nerd commenting on other peoples looks on youtube can be then why not?

[yeeaaa04298]

@mrfuzzer1 quite the opposite my guy, just a high school baseball player bored off his ass watching the entertainment of my youtube idol edbassmaster sooo you can hop off my dick and get bent ;)

[CARDSrules]

@yeeaaa04298 Holy shit you just described me! lol

[yeeaaa04298]

@CARDSrules boo ya lol

[quagdingo45]

This is way better than the pick up lines from gradual report

[jm23ize]

99 people never got a date like skippy :(

[cocochanelgurlz]

hahahahahhaha she said yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OBaileyxox]

99 people don't have a sense of humor ._.

[leafyism]

He said "Do you have any raisins?", you fucking moron.

[CatherineCocoChanel]

the Last lady was into the Burger King :P lol

[ShadowKNighT788]

He reminds me of mr. Bean for some reason lol

[videorecuts]

Skippy's got one of the most innocent laughs I've ever heard. Gotta love that guy.

[TheMrlalala4488]

0:33 bitch u can not afford to be picky !!

[IamNotaThreat]

@TheMrlalala4488 you notice how the back of her shirt said BIG 10?? ---> (insert fat joke involving the number 10 here)

[happybunnies182]

oh my god!!!!!!

[PThorpe11]

i love his high pitched laugh.lmao

[SuperTeamJacob98]

press 6 over and over again or 8 over and over again,,haha

[stevengordon1234]

lol she said yes at the end

[lilcrazyaznboy]

Skippy can get a date and I can't? LMAO. I Failed at life..

[MyMusicalProject]

I must know how their date went!!! AHHHH!!!!

[MrsRobinNL]

It would be soo funny if one of those women just said: HELL YEAH! <3

[DumbyWithNoMind]

240p

lol

[berkev8795]

LOL Skippy bags biches

[hunterblocked]

the first chick was meeting a friend yeah at mcdonalds

[berkev8795]

@hunterblocked I think his was Ronald . . . too easy

[StowAlex]

~ FUNNY STUFF ~

[MrFlorida123]

has a ritas cup



[Toshiogo1]

omg ED you NEED to do more Skippy The Pick Up Aritst!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[charmaster7]

it honestly hurts me to watch this lolololool

[ccm4rt]

LMFAO

[horny0donkey0]

whoever said yes.....

[freedumnevafree]

repeatedly press 8 for a very funny skippy laugh

[gumball960]

thumbs up if you googled "pick up lines"

[bootsbanks777]

@gumball960

I thumbed you down for asking for thumbs up.

[dylopayne]

some super ugly girl is gonna say yes and ed will be screwed

[fluffyflyingpandas]

that lady actually said yes. GET IT SKIPPY! ;)

[YoungTaylor87]

last one was a hobo

[somecheese88]

do more skippy i love them

[SuperWeedburner]

are you a raisin? how bout a date?

[TheOmnivon]

@SuperWeedburner thats not what he said idiot

[218792KING]

@SuperWeedburner lol its funny becuz the only girl that said yes was the black chick!!! lol 2 funny

[andersonba1105]

Where is the rest of the date? Did you fellas carry on the prank after getting a "yes"?

[leoMumford]

he got a date!!!!! yeah!!!!!! btw im using your line: are your legs tired? because you've been running through my mind all day.... nice one!

[natedaug1]

Damn he got a date.

[Brandonitus]

Are you part pirate cuz I'm diggin ur booty

[FullySickBut]

Damn this is painful