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  • I puked from laughing so hard.

  • LOL

  • 30 shoes and counting.

  • reminds me of mortal combat for some reason............

  • can i just say, its a tortoise, NOT a turtle xD

  • Eh !

  • That's just awesome! hahaha. Made my night. haha.

  • roflXD

  • Can you make lyrics for this? I'm not quite sure, but I think I have:

    I loik tortles.

    heh he he hehehe ehe he eh he he ehe he he ehe eh ehe he e he ehe he uh

  • @ysflightman

    haaaaaaaaaaa :')

  • That is one horny shoe

  • i feel like this is considered porn.....III LLLOOOVVVEEE IIIITTTT!!!!!!

  • That is one horny turtle

  • FAIL of a turtle cus its a tortoise

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO!!!!!!!!! I will never forget this!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • now we can watch a turtle hump a shoe, in high definition.

  • @KondimentKid it sounds better, too

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i will never get over this HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

  • What the hell was he thinking?! o.O

  • well done!

  • "Shut up B****" "HELP!" Lmfao!

  • Oh gawds, I can't stop watching this XDD

    Nice to know that a turtle's desperation to get laid hasn't gone unappreciated 8P

  • pattttttt mccccaaaannnnn <3

  • HAHAHA poor turtle I kinda feel bad for him Oh well it's still really funny, the remix makes it all the funnier!

  • tortoise... ffs

  • omg this made my day instead. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i'm gonna die of laughter.

    I LIKE TURTLES!! :D

  • tortoise!!

  • hahahahahahahahaaha

  • i want this to be my ringtone

  • then get it:D

  • amazing vid

    LMFAO

  • haha i love thisss(:

  • but this is a tortoise :S

    funny though

  • L.O.L.

  • hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahha­hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha­hahaha turtle so horny hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahh­aturtle so horny y??????????

  • I watched the original vid, then seen this and i cried from laughing.

  • LOL ! Soo Horny (:

  • lol ilove turtels becuase of this

  • everyone loves a good turtle rapee

  • this made my day, totally!!!!! :)

  • THE BEST COLLABORATION I HAVE EVER SEEN

    Simply Amazing :D! Well done!

  • Looks like the "Crazy Frog" has met his match :P :P

  • hahahah, that is sooo dope! xD nice one^^

  • F'ING LOOOOOOOOOOL

  • o.o mmm sexy

  • this made me break lose faster than the original

  • LOLOL!!!! IM PEEIN MYSALF! XDD

  • oh my fucking god, this killed me...

  • roflol roflol roflol

  • thx for 49.012 views , 240 ratings (4 1/2 stars) and 100 comments

    :):):):)

    dont forget to check the original video

    but not one of the copies.

    the original..it has more than 1,5 mio views so you will find it easy ;)

  • Helo shut up bitch LOL!

  • lmfao

  • *chokes on food* LOL I" like turtles"

    WHY?

  • Why?

    SHUT UP BITCH!

    lol

  • My fuckimg moutian due came out of my nose! ROFL

  • ROFL! xD

  • Oh for fuck sake. xD

    I swear, there must be a techno remix of every meme on the planet existing in SOME distant corner of the interwebs.

  • stop it i've wet myself

  • Fuckin A that's awesome XD

  • lolol wth! lol!!!!

  • thats better than the original hahahaha great way to start my day

  • thats hawt

  • I think we know the difference between a turtle and a girl!!

  • pwnt!

  • Shemale!

  • hahahhahaha

  • you mean shoemale.

  • Lol xD

  • LMAO

  • THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!

  • lmao!

  • This is a good way to start the day off laughing!

  • omfg funnier than the normal video

  • lol only crank !!!

  • 5/5 !!

  • loooooooooool

  • This is amazing Rofl

  • LMAO

    This Is Friggin' Awesome!!

  • This is a Russian Tortoise not a turtle but omg this video made meh roflsfhind!!! "UHUHUHUHUHUHUH...EEH!!

  • thats so freakin funny! i cant stop laughin!hahaha

  • thx for all your comments :)

  • Wow,his dick is is almost as big as mine,Jk that turtle really showed the shoe who's boss.

  • holy sheep shit lmao!!! perfect

  • lmfao!

  • totally shit

  • LMAO!

    Best Techno Mix ever!

  • Massive lulz

  • Next Mortal Kombat music theme *-*

  • OMMGG XDD ROFLL

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo sooooooooo hilariousssssss. i almost died laughing

  • CUTEST THING ON EARRRTTHHHH

  • it has a boner :< nothing with a boner is cute!

  • ....except that turtle. xD

  • i want the turtle to rape me!!!!

  • Hm I would watch it

    He does have big dong for a turtle I guess

  • Its bigger than my ex's :P

  • OH DAMN, madrawkchic13. That's just cold. :p

  • k you're obsessed O_o

  • jajajajaj k wapo lokooo

  • Wut.. o O

  • WOW. XDDD!!

  • i love you more

  • i love you

  • Hahaha! this video made my day!

  • hahahahaha. xD i can't stop laughinggggg.

  • he makeing that sexy noise again but this time its techno style

  • XDDDDDDDDDDD

  • shit have sex with a penis

  • pmsl thats so funny

  • omg!!! lol

  • lol

    the shoe is the turtle's bitch. XD

  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • Now thats a song you can really "tap" your shoe to...

  • ROFLMAO!

    (really)

  • hahahaahaha! agreed

  • lmfao

  • WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • AHAHAHAHAHA xDxD

  • lol

  • lmao.

  • omg u fukin legend haha!!!!!! this is fukin hilarious!!!

  • lmfao

  • LMAO!

  • shit.

  • ok sorry you don't like it, but it looks like others do, just watch the originals if they are better.

  • lol he said hq

  • odd, but fun

  • omg i cant stop laughing!!!!

  • yea tutrtle, show em whos boss

  • ROFL

  • this vid is so you

  • omfg.. this is freakin' great!

  • This is horrible! LOL!!! Yet I can't stop laughing!

  • omfg itz so sick :D :D <3

  • rated M for turtle penis

  • i like tucking my penis back and acting like i have a vagina.

  • heyy man me2

    ;)

  • omg ihr habt doch gelitten ;) schoqqt aba :P

  • lmao funnier then the original! sweet techno mix!

  • xD i like turtle

  • hahahahahaha omg

  • oh god i dies laughing lol!

  • I laughed just as hard as I do at the original

  • hahahhaa,........ very good!!!!!!

  • haha awesome video :P

  • Wow that was a really great film, I bet it took you guys forever to finish it, who ever thought of that was a genius....

  • Pedophilia, bestiality and object-sexualism all in one 1:10 viral video techno remix?

    Now that takes talent. ;)

  • Great way of putting it,

    Thanks

  • Awesome!!! xD

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