After she asked where acorns came from, and where whatever that is came from, you should've just hung up on her. It was a waste of time using facts; people like her never understand them.
@TehFunnehMann The caller's name is Beth & she's married to Matt now. Russel told her to prank Matt, but this was long before Matt and Beth even got together.
This is a video of a non intelligent woman phoning up to resolve an issue with a semi intelligent man, both of opposing parties. One woman represents a belief where a single large book is all she needs to go forth and argue and the man covers scientific research, so broad and complex that it would be foolish for him to say he fully understands it. Thus the debate should not rage amongst average people and should be contended by believers and appropriately qualified scientists to be fair.
As usual the atheist has to teach a ignorant theist about basic school level biology. Books are right there in our libraries and yet these people so often know nothing about the world they live in.
@LarsWS Its because the only book they care about is the Bible. They're brainwashed to think that way. If religious leaders and religious parents were sane they would teach others that the Bible is just a book of mythology. Interesting but nothing to base your life around.
@chicagosportfan REAL Christians? Is that the same as REAL Republicans? Or REAL story tellers? Or REAL charlatans?
What is REAL about something that's completely fabricated? WHAT?
How REAL is a God who can't or won't "fix things"? Someone who is simultaneously all-powerful yet completely impotent? An all-knowing God who has no clue at all?
Sorry, but theis God/Jesus/Bible BS leaves a lot to be desired. It's bull shit of the first order. Eat up! More for YOU!
Waitaminnit. If I'm an atheist because I want to sin, doesn't that mean I do believe in a god but am being contrary just for shits? Or maybe god will forgive me of my sinning because I didn't believe? Of perhaps the biggest sin of all to believe in god and yet still sin anyway?
@760bbgun96 Religion was made to form a society at the early stages of man. It was when back then people were dumb, to keep law and order. Today I do not really see any practical use for religion nowadays in first world countries.
@760bbgun96 well it did help shape civilisation 4 da better look at benjemin franklins research, but yeh religion is bad to philisophical athiests/ humanists/ smart people
Saying that "You're just atheist so you can sin" is so hypocriticle.. Its more like religous people become religious so they can sin.. They do whatever they want when they want, immorally/illegally and then on sunday go to church and confess and ask for forgiveness and then all there sins are washed away and then the nxt week start all over, what a crock!!
I honestly cannot tell if she was being a sarcastic prank or a real persons view...Isn't that sad for the human species??? What do you guys think? Sarcastic or real?
"well god is everything so if you dont believe in him you believe in nothing"
no your creation myth specific points out that creation and creator are separate; its a duality, which is a vital component to theism.
you are suggesting that christianity is a pantheism (singularity) which it is not, you are more along the lines of hindu, taoist, and buddhist metaphysics. whichever those you prefer, you are nonetheless a religitard who doesnt even know what she is talking about...
I wish I was on the show "so if we put some random chemicals together we'll get life again ? thats never been done!" yes... yes we created ameno acids out of nothing and ameno acids can form single cell organisme. So yes, it's not as easy and the statement would sugjest, but yes.
did god made death, too? is god responsible for 5 years old African kid to get blind because of a parasite in his eye too? Then your god is an ass. I'll go and sin a bit now. see ya.
This shit stupid hillbilly talks about sin yet I'm sure shes on welfare, smokes drinks talks behind peoples backs and had three kids from three different fathers.
@chibraxial - No, the problem is education. The USA is currently ranked #27 out of 30 nations in science at the high school senior level of study. The nation that is number one in education, Finland, has about 60% atheists now.
@chibraxial - There are nations with much less money that have much higher educational standards than the United States today. In terms of TRENDS, yes, you are correct. America is an anomaly. A lot of money and terrible education, especially in science and mathematics. This is why religion is abundant.
@ciaochowbella - Then you didn't do the Google search that I suggested. The same videos and reports also break down IQ vs the state in the US that people reside in. Southern states had a significantly lower IQ. See for yourself. It is not being a bigot to report facts, any more than using the word "retarded" to describe someone who actually is retarded is an insult. It may be an unwelcome truth, but it is not bigotry.
@blackacidlizzard - I cited references for my claims. Let's see your references. What is your source that this was "completely false"? I should also add that I've traveled extensively through the United States (26 of them) and California has some of the most intelligent people. Especially if you compare the population to Arkansas, Alabama, Tennessee, West Virginia, or rural Georgia (outside of Atlanta).
@blackacidlizzard - You cited a web page that claims it is a hoax, but the links on that page are either dead ends, or do not match what they are supposed to back up. Examples include the supposed retraction by The Economist, and the article by the Saint Petersburg Times. The web page is not by any reliable organization. Anyone could put that up.
@gat0rgirl13 - As any intelligent person who has traveled in the USA knows. Once you get away from large cities like Los Angeles, San Francisco, New York, Chicago, and Boston - the further you get, the stupider people are. Until you get to somewhere like Tennessee where they think picking your toes and your nose at the same time is the smartest thing they've ever seen. Bible = Buy Bull.
After finding out Russell and Beth had set this up in the first place, it's really fun and satisfying to watch Russell trying so hard to keep his composure intact and not let anything slip. Also its fun to notice things for the first time, that I had not realized before; his awkward body language and that really quite unconvincing tone of voice, especially at the end. :D
@TheOneRebornElyrize - Clearly you haven't talked to very many Christians. I've seen many that were much crazier than this. Much. Religion is a mental illness, and the spectrum of all mental illnesses run the gamut from generally mild to completely psychotic.
To Scaussie78: My Dear One, I have the flexability of a saint and my mind follows along the same lines as the MIND OF GOD! Thank-you for telling me to use my mind. I do honey! It is the mind of Jesus Christ and His teachings-these thoughts and words are from God himself-the Holy Bible. I do not "conform to the teachings of this world or secular man" as I am a born again believer in Jesus Christ. I obey the
laws of the land. Jesus Christ is my example here in this life my dear. Thank-you.
@scaussie78 Did you even read my post? Your as bad as the creationists and their thick skulls. I'm saying that religion has it wrong. Who said God was a man or a women for that matter? Wasn't me.
To Scaussie78: This is my response to you: You are sure "full of it" aren't you! You think I am a crazy christian that spouts ridiculous generalizations on here ? I talk about my beliefs concerning God, Jesus Christ the Son of God, and the Holy Spirit. I am not sorry for putting my thoughts out here. I am sorry you do not have even a little bit of flexability to try to feel and see who God is? That is very sad to me. I can say atheists are narrow minded, self-righteous ungodly hypocrites!
@scaussie78 Another way to look at it is like this. Do you have a child? If you do, you will understand that the love you have for your child is bigger than you can understand and you could never allow any harm to your child right? Imagine if everybody on Earth felt that way about each other. This is how Jesus felt about the world.
@scaussie78 People from thousands of years ago saw God as an old man with a white beard because that's the only way they could comprehend it. The Bible makes it very clear that God is Love. Love is not a person. Love is a way of life and is experienced through one another. If the Bible says God is Love then replace the word "God" with the word "Love" and see if the Bible makes more sense to you. It helped me.
To Boochainletters12: This is my response to you: You are mocking and making fun of me and of God. You have no idea what the furure holds for you and I do know. Jesus Christ is coming in the clouds with the shout of the trumpet from heaven in the Rapture very soon dear one. He is coming for his Bride-the church-to be changed in the twinkling of an eye and Raptured to heaven to be with HIm forever-Then, many severe judgments are going to fall on this planet.GOD WILL SMITE THE SINNERS! God Bless.
Mankind is due for moving to a higher consciousness plane. The same way the suffering of gazelles killed by lions make the species stronger, the suffering of mankind will help us move to the next consciousness level. A greater good comes for the species. The next level is the rejection of greed, materialism and selfishness. Our current capitalist system need to collapse in order to achieve this. If you're not ready spiritually, and doesn't move up, you'll suffer. This is happening now, seek God.
For DJones. My response: I disagree with you sir. It is very true as christians are a bunch of fanatical lunitics according to most atheists. We are bound, judged , and persecuted before we even open our mouths. This is from a lack of knowledge on the part of the accusers. Knowledge in the sense of spiritual discernment and the willinness to look at the Gospel of Jesus Christ before you THROW HIM AWAY! You ask me for proof of the exsistence of God? Look around you sir. What do you see? Amen!
@idahopaula "You ask me for proof of the exsistence of God? Look around you sir. What do you see?"
Nature. I see nature. I don't see God, pixies, fairies leprechauns, angels, unicorns, or the THOUSANDS of other religion's Gods. I see N A T U R E. And no, God didn't create nature. Feel free to show me evidence that I'm wrong. You do know the difference between facts and fantasy don't you?
This is my response: How can a christian take a peaceful approach to someone that does not believe in God, his son Jesus, or the Holy Spirit? You can't because showing someone that they are a sinner from the heart causes friction and anger. When you point out to a non-believer their sins using the Ten Commandments as a guideline they become defensive and go into denial. Non-believers in God do not want to take a look at their SINS in this life. I am only testifying to the words of Jesus. Amen!
@idahopaula Your statement is very untrue first of all. People are always saying that people just wanted to sin. This is not true. I just do not see any evidence of any existence of a God. I would like to believe in in a higher power, but I have not experienced any miracle like most people. I have prayed for things and nothing ever happened. If there is a God, then he must not like me at all, because I do not live the extravagant lifestyle that most people do. If God exist, what is the evidence?
She believes the banana skit? Even the Christian preachers telling the banana skit dont even believe it (or so I assume as the tend to be laughing along with it). These people have lost all humanity if they cant even recognize a simple joke!
This is my response: Your show is utterly ridulous are you are STUPID AND SO IS YOUR BANANA! You are so very , very ungodly it is frightening. Your attitude regarding atheism is so contrary to the word of God-I realize you do not know God or believe in God. However, God made the seeds and plants, and animals, and you and me, etc. God made the tree that bananas grow on silly man! You have a lot to learn about what and who God is and your heart is SHUT AND SEALED TO GOD and his Holy Spirit. Amen!
@idahopaula Why not try taking a peaceful approach to convert people to Christianity? Saying they're, "Shut and sealed to God," isn't going to make them want to convert. Try being kind, it works more often.
And I'm not one of those pricks that classifies a religious people by one moron. Lots of my friends are Christians, they're nice, accepting people who can actually formulate a thought with reason and logic before spouting out another idiotic generalization. Case closed?
That's just sad. I was raised Christian and I assure you that we all dont think like that have IQ's higher than our shoe size. Do I believe in God? Yes but not the commercialized religion based on control version. Even the Bible tells us what God is. 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love". God is VERY misunderstood because of dogmatic religious views. The creation story is a good example. They believe it out of fear.
Its a good thing that Darwin wrote his magnificent work in the mid 19th century rather than today. Witnessing folk like this caller may have lead him to conclude, or at least suspect that natural selection can also work in reverse sometimes.
we just decided this whole sin thing is for us... well at least you're honest about it.
Neshuah1 21 hours ago
let's go sin !
Neshuah1 21 hours ago
@Zentz29
lol that's hilarious
youthank8 1 day ago
Holy shit! You guys stumbled upon a time traveler from the 16th century!!
mjc71189 2 days ago
After she asked where acorns came from, and where whatever that is came from, you should've just hung up on her. It was a waste of time using facts; people like her never understand them.
ChangingTheSpectrum 2 days ago
the caller is eve. bitch you ruined mankind!
youthank8 4 days ago
@youthank8 The caller's name is Beth & she's married to Matt now.
Russel told her to prank Matt, but this was long before Matt and Beth even got together.
Zentz29 1 day ago
@Zentz29 How do you know this?
Zeelxx 1 day ago
@Zeelxx Matt said it himself in an episode. I tried to find the actual episode, but I'm not going to spend the time trying to find it.
You can see on the "Matt Dillahunty wiki" that he's married to "Beth Presswood", but it doesn't say anything about her pranking the show as "Eve".
She actually cohosted a few episodes. You'll have to research it yourself.
Zentz29 1 day ago
@Zeelxx lolz
It took a simple google search to find it.
Episode 721 is an example of "Beth" cohosting and proof that she was "Eve".
Copy/paste "The Atheist Experience #721 (full episode)".
There you go.
Zentz29 1 day ago
@Zentz29 Thank you good sir.
Zeelxx 1 day ago
hell yeah i wanna sin. they used to fuck all day in gomorrah. thumbs up for sex!
youthank8 4 days ago
She has more stupid arguements for christianity than she has teeth.
TehFunnehMann 1 week ago 3
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@TehFunnehMann The caller's name is Beth & she's married to Matt now. Russel told her to prank Matt, but this was long before Matt and Beth even got together.
Zentz29 1 day ago
it fitts in your butt!!!
LOOOOL!
Here0s0Johnny 1 week ago 2
This is a video of a non intelligent woman phoning up to resolve an issue with a semi intelligent man, both of opposing parties. One woman represents a belief where a single large book is all she needs to go forth and argue and the man covers scientific research, so broad and complex that it would be foolish for him to say he fully understands it. Thus the debate should not rage amongst average people and should be contended by believers and appropriately qualified scientists to be fair.
speckyprick 1 week ago
It always amuses me when someone who knows nothing about atheism tries to tell an atheist about atheism
drewsky684 1 week ago
Matt's wife everybody!
Bromopar 1 week ago 2
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1TheLoneWolf1 1 week ago
@Bromopar lol, do you listen to the Non Prophets?
glooozo 3 days ago
@glooozo I do not actually, I keep forgetting about it.
Bromopar 2 days ago
This lady sounds intelligent.....
CurryCobra 1 week ago
'it fits in your butt' HAHAHAHA my god thats helarious! minus the my god part but holy shit! mat! you are a fucking genious!
highway2snell 2 weeks ago
As usual the atheist has to teach a ignorant theist about basic school level biology. Books are right there in our libraries and yet these people so often know nothing about the world they live in.
LarsWS 2 weeks ago
@LarsWS Its because the only book they care about is the Bible. They're brainwashed to think that way. If religious leaders and religious parents were sane they would teach others that the Bible is just a book of mythology. Interesting but nothing to base your life around.
Bromopar 1 week ago
reneck on the line
ruidodeaura 2 weeks ago
2:31 "it fits in your butt"
lol'd hard
youthank8 2 weeks ago
This is a fake caller...and, in fact is the woman he would one day marry.
YourDogIsDeadHAHA 2 weeks ago
Banana fits in your butt...
AmazingAtheist LOL
StormHornet56 2 weeks ago
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@chicagosportfan REAL Christians? Is that the same as REAL Republicans? Or REAL story tellers? Or REAL charlatans?
What is REAL about something that's completely fabricated? WHAT?
How REAL is a God who can't or won't "fix things"? Someone who is simultaneously all-powerful yet completely impotent? An all-knowing God who has no clue at all?
Sorry, but theis God/Jesus/Bible BS leaves a lot to be desired. It's bull shit of the first order. Eat up! More for YOU!
thursdaysrecords 2 weeks ago
I actually can't watch that because it makes me cringe so much.
SirElspeth 2 weeks ago
Waitaminnit. If I'm an atheist because I want to sin, doesn't that mean I do believe in a god but am being contrary just for shits? Or maybe god will forgive me of my sinning because I didn't believe? Of perhaps the biggest sin of all to believe in god and yet still sin anyway?
therealjammit 3 weeks ago
It's all about the amino acids, everyone forgets the lipids...
raymondoe1997 3 weeks ago
Eve is now Matt's wife
JesusSatanAllah 4 weeks ago
The saddest thing is that creationists really are this dumb.
offwithurhead 4 weeks ago 2
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offwithurhead 4 weeks ago
fuck religon..... it was the worst mistake of man kind
760bbgun96 1 month ago 20
@760bbgun96 Religion was made to form a society at the early stages of man. It was when back then people were dumb, to keep law and order. Today I do not really see any practical use for religion nowadays in first world countries.
redrooster241 2 weeks ago
@760bbgun96 well it did help shape civilisation 4 da better look at benjemin franklins research, but yeh religion is bad to philisophical athiests/ humanists/ smart people
riskingeuphoria 1 week ago
Creationists are sooooooooooo funny! Lololol
AshNStuff 1 month ago
proof of god is matt..has a penis instead of a banana..lmao
joe744 1 month ago
Lmao
joe744 1 month ago
"i can make something that looks like a banana appear in my hand" hahahahahhahahahahhaha! genius!
Ichthyologistic 1 month ago
Yep. She was an intelligent one. Smh.
AK33M 1 month ago
matt is my hero, one of the most intelligent man I've seen on TV
DisfunctionalBunny20 1 month ago 17
@DisfunctionalBunny20 Nice grammar.
victoneter 1 week ago
Didn't Matt's new wife Beth call in as Eve as a prank?
dolphin8402 1 month ago
when he said "it fits in your butt" I lol'd so hard
MAZ1N00 1 month ago
@MAZ1N00 hahahahahahahahaha! that was such a good point!!!! and sooo damn funny too!!!
Ichthyologistic 1 month ago
wow...just wow. Using a banana as proof of god? Now I have seen everything...o.O
Gurrennakun 1 month ago
Dumb. ASS.
GuitarxXxGodxXx12 1 month ago
Lol matt was so funny in this clip.
LogicalStatements1 1 month ago
I don't think she realizes that was sarcasm at the end....
Casshyr 1 month ago
Saying that "You're just atheist so you can sin" is so hypocriticle.. Its more like religous people become religious so they can sin.. They do whatever they want when they want, immorally/illegally and then on sunday go to church and confess and ask for forgiveness and then all there sins are washed away and then the nxt week start all over, what a crock!!
Willymacky275 2 months ago
I honestly cannot tell if she was being a sarcastic prank or a real persons view...Isn't that sad for the human species??? What do you guys think? Sarcastic or real?
DJKeatson 2 months ago
@DJKeatson sadly... real. there are some really dumb people at there
gat0rgirl13 1 month ago
We're always hearing about muslims this, christians that, christianity this, islam that...
and judaism seems, once again, to fly under the radars, while it's still one of the more racistic religion in existence.
Criticizing islam? ok
Christianity ? ok
Judaism ? YOU ANTISEMITE NAZI HITLER
Well, doesn't work with me, I feel guilt for no holocaust or progrom or whatever, just fuck off with your shit, go complain to adolf himself, not me.
WE NEED TO ADRESS JUDAISM AS WELL
chibraxial 2 months ago
Someone was pranking Matt and he even suspected it. I love the "I can make something that looks like a banana appear in my hand."
ebullock43 2 months ago
omg couldn't stop laughing
IansProdDeluxe 2 months ago
amazing atheist diss
Wahanamo2345 2 months ago
@Wahanamo2345
FROM THE PAST. :O
Wahanamo2345 2 months ago
By coincidence, my penis fits perfectly in Ray Comfort's hand...or was that a divine plan?
LucisFerre1 2 months ago
Some life from non-life is necessarily logically true. The alternative is an infinite regress of life "begetting" life.
LucisFerre1 2 months ago
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We don't believe in sin.
moorg745 2 months ago
cant believe matt actually tried explaining the genetic code to her
wow...
bigredphenom 2 months ago
"well god is everything so if you dont believe in him you believe in nothing"
no your creation myth specific points out that creation and creator are separate; its a duality, which is a vital component to theism.
you are suggesting that christianity is a pantheism (singularity) which it is not, you are more along the lines of hindu, taoist, and buddhist metaphysics. whichever those you prefer, you are nonetheless a religitard who doesnt even know what she is talking about...
bigredphenom 2 months ago 2
haha he owned her so much
BattousaiHBr 2 months ago
I wish I was on the show "so if we put some random chemicals together we'll get life again ? thats never been done!" yes... yes we created ameno acids out of nothing and ameno acids can form single cell organisme. So yes, it's not as easy and the statement would sugjest, but yes.
WarSmurfs 2 months ago
What a dumb bitch
TheFreethinker18 2 months ago
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Anyone who thinks the God of the Bible doesn't exist and doesn't control everything is clearly ignorant and delusional
No other God would have fucked up this badly
bigredphenom 2 months ago
did god made death, too? is god responsible for 5 years old African kid to get blind because of a parasite in his eye too? Then your god is an ass. I'll go and sin a bit now. see ya.
infirnityISnothing 2 months ago
I am responsding to this video Amen!
idahopaula 2 months ago
OMG!!! When she said "the banana fits in my hand" I immediately thought RAY COMFORT OH SHIT!!!
saiyanmage 3 months ago 2
i think eve is proof we come from monkeys
mansterj 3 months ago 9
@mansterj wanna know something funny? she was a prank caller and her and matt later met and now they are married :) shes been on the show also XD
Rospandan 3 weeks ago
@Rospandan yeah i found that out later lol
mansterj 3 weeks ago
This shit stupid hillbilly talks about sin yet I'm sure shes on welfare, smokes drinks talks behind peoples backs and had three kids from three different fathers.
flatpat 3 months ago
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THE END OF WORLD IS COMING VERY SOON !!!
BELIEVE ONLY IN JESUS BEFORE TOO LATE OR BURN IN HELL FOREVER !!!
fuckmania07 3 months ago
Classic!
Matt Marry that girl she's a keeper!
vibrant151 3 months ago
Ever notice that the more extreme someone's southern accent is, the more religious and stupid they are?
MrPlanx 3 months ago 74
@MrPlanx oh thanks for that.. you prick.
TommyNockersx3 2 months ago
@TommyNockersx3 - You earned it.
MrPlanx 2 months ago
@MrPlanx
It has to do with social and economical environment. The more you're in poor environment, the more you're "dumb", "poor minded" . .
chibraxial 2 months ago
@chibraxial - No, the problem is education. The USA is currently ranked #27 out of 30 nations in science at the high school senior level of study. The nation that is number one in education, Finland, has about 60% atheists now.
MrPlanx 2 months ago
@MrPlanx
"the problem is education"
Education is part of the socio-economical bundle
chibraxial 2 months ago
@chibraxial - There are nations with much less money that have much higher educational standards than the United States today. In terms of TRENDS, yes, you are correct. America is an anomaly. A lot of money and terrible education, especially in science and mathematics. This is why religion is abundant.
MrPlanx 2 months ago
@MrPlanx This caller actually turned out to be a poe.....a very special poe.....
She is the new Mrs. Dilahunty! She's also an atheist and is part of "Godless Bitches" podcast. Beth is a lovely, intelligent non-religious person.
You were saying something about southern accents........
ciaochowbella 2 months ago
@ciaochowbella - Yes, I did. Google religion_vs_iq
MrPlanx 2 months ago
@MrPlanx Indeed, there does seem to be a reverse correlation between religiousity and IQ.
However, that doesn't have ANYTHING to do with a southern accent. There are many intelligent, educated, non-religious southerners. Don't be a bigot.
ciaochowbella 1 month ago
@ciaochowbella - Then you didn't do the Google search that I suggested. The same videos and reports also break down IQ vs the state in the US that people reside in. Southern states had a significantly lower IQ. See for yourself. It is not being a bigot to report facts, any more than using the word "retarded" to describe someone who actually is retarded is an insult. It may be an unwelcome truth, but it is not bigotry.
MrPlanx 1 month ago
@MrPlanx
There were two IQ maps released near the last two presidential elections which were completely false.
The actual stats do show the south as being around the bottom of the mid-range. California is all the way at the bottom.
Now when you cross check that map with racial demographics, you should have a better idea of the factors which are pertinent.
blackacidlizzard 1 month ago
@blackacidlizzard - I cited references for my claims. Let's see your references. What is your source that this was "completely false"? I should also add that I've traveled extensively through the United States (26 of them) and California has some of the most intelligent people. Especially if you compare the population to Arkansas, Alabama, Tennessee, West Virginia, or rural Georgia (outside of Atlanta).
MrPlanx 1 month ago
@MrPlanx
Here's a decent starting point to see discussions on the aforementioned hoaxes. ht tp :// sq.4mg .c o m/ IQpolitics .h t m
These numbers have California arond the middle, not at the bottom as some other stats I looked over claimed.
"California has some of the most intelligent people"
So does West Virgina and even Washington DC - distributions are not the same as individual instances.
blackacidlizzard 1 month ago
@blackacidlizzard - You cited a web page that claims it is a hoax, but the links on that page are either dead ends, or do not match what they are supposed to back up. Examples include the supposed retraction by The Economist, and the article by the Saint Petersburg Times. The web page is not by any reliable organization. Anyone could put that up.
MrPlanx 1 month ago
@MrPlanx
So you were too lazy to run a search for the original article?
ht tp :/ /w ww .economist .c o m /node/2692859
blackacidlizzard 1 month ago
@blackacidlizzard - There is nothing at that URL that has anything to do with what I posted. Go look at it yourself.
MrPlanx 1 month ago
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blackacidlizzard 1 month ago
@MrPlanx
My mistake, I think I misinterpreted you OP. You were suggesting the top links to that specific search term, right?
blackacidlizzard 1 month ago
@MrPlanx dammit thats true
gat0rgirl13 1 month ago
@gat0rgirl13 - As any intelligent person who has traveled in the USA knows. Once you get away from large cities like Los Angeles, San Francisco, New York, Chicago, and Boston - the further you get, the stupider people are. Until you get to somewhere like Tennessee where they think picking your toes and your nose at the same time is the smartest thing they've ever seen. Bible = Buy Bull.
MrPlanx 1 month ago 3
@MrPlanx i know im from the south
gat0rgirl13 1 month ago
@gat0rgirl13 - You have my sympathy. It is a wretched thing for a flower to grow up among weeds.
MrPlanx 1 month ago
At a motel in Florida, there was a Banana tree behind it.
Thought, it "small" (well, I don't know the normal size of a banana tree), the owners said there can be bananas in it, if I rememeber well...
But anyways, bananas make good milskshakes.
Poodleinacan 3 months ago
Matt married a troll lol
AidanVaroloWhite7 3 months ago 38
@AidanVaroloWhite7 A little troll is us all. It can be useful...see? lol
djtripnosys 2 months ago
After finding out Russell and Beth had set this up in the first place, it's really fun and satisfying to watch Russell trying so hard to keep his composure intact and not let anything slip. Also its fun to notice things for the first time, that I had not realized before; his awkward body language and that really quite unconvincing tone of voice, especially at the end. :D
Inductus 3 months ago
@gowthampro explains russel's naughty smile
iliamark 3 months ago
before watching: lets see how much more naive christians can be ^^
After: ... :/ this wasnt for real...right?
TheOneRebornElyrize 3 months ago
@TheOneRebornElyrize - Clearly you haven't talked to very many Christians. I've seen many that were much crazier than this. Much. Religion is a mental illness, and the spectrum of all mental illnesses run the gamut from generally mild to completely psychotic.
MrPlanx 2 months ago
both of u are super stupid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pintachgirly 3 months ago
hahaha loved this caller! things must be so easy living like that. Such a simple way of seeing the world. Must be so uncomplicated....
qualityrkc 3 months ago
Future wife
LegionIscariot 3 months ago
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@scaussie78 Don't dish it out if you can't take it.
joecane6340 4 months ago
Christianity - one woman's lie about an affair that got seriously fucking out of hand.
Marcuys 4 months ago 6
To Scaussie78: My Dear One, I have the flexability of a saint and my mind follows along the same lines as the MIND OF GOD! Thank-you for telling me to use my mind. I do honey! It is the mind of Jesus Christ and His teachings-these thoughts and words are from God himself-the Holy Bible. I do not "conform to the teachings of this world or secular man" as I am a born again believer in Jesus Christ. I obey the
laws of the land. Jesus Christ is my example here in this life my dear. Thank-you.
Amen
idahopaula 4 months ago
@scaussie78 Did you even read my post? Your as bad as the creationists and their thick skulls. I'm saying that religion has it wrong. Who said God was a man or a women for that matter? Wasn't me.
joecane6340 4 months ago
I believe in God, but I have to say this was pretty funny lol
RSmith9512 4 months ago
To Scaussie78: This is my response to you: You are sure "full of it" aren't you! You think I am a crazy christian that spouts ridiculous generalizations on here ? I talk about my beliefs concerning God, Jesus Christ the Son of God, and the Holy Spirit. I am not sorry for putting my thoughts out here. I am sorry you do not have even a little bit of flexability to try to feel and see who God is? That is very sad to me. I can say atheists are narrow minded, self-righteous ungodly hypocrites!
Amen
idahopaula 4 months ago
@scaussie78 Another way to look at it is like this. Do you have a child? If you do, you will understand that the love you have for your child is bigger than you can understand and you could never allow any harm to your child right? Imagine if everybody on Earth felt that way about each other. This is how Jesus felt about the world.
joecane6340 4 months ago
@joecane6340 Whoever extolls him as a God of love, does not think highly enough of love itself.
qualityrkc 3 months ago
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@joecane6340 Whoever extolls him as a God of love, does not think highly enough of love itself.
qualityrkc 3 months ago
@scaussie78 People from thousands of years ago saw God as an old man with a white beard because that's the only way they could comprehend it. The Bible makes it very clear that God is Love. Love is not a person. Love is a way of life and is experienced through one another. If the Bible says God is Love then replace the word "God" with the word "Love" and see if the Bible makes more sense to you. It helped me.
joecane6340 4 months ago
To Boochainletters12: This is my response to you: You are mocking and making fun of me and of God. You have no idea what the furure holds for you and I do know. Jesus Christ is coming in the clouds with the shout of the trumpet from heaven in the Rapture very soon dear one. He is coming for his Bride-the church-to be changed in the twinkling of an eye and Raptured to heaven to be with HIm forever-Then, many severe judgments are going to fall on this planet.GOD WILL SMITE THE SINNERS! God Bless.
idahopaula 4 months ago
dude she is pretty fuckin accurate as an ignorant batshit crazy redneck christian
FatherofMan25 4 months ago
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Mankind is due for moving to a higher consciousness plane. The same way the suffering of gazelles killed by lions make the species stronger, the suffering of mankind will help us move to the next consciousness level. A greater good comes for the species. The next level is the rejection of greed, materialism and selfishness. Our current capitalist system need to collapse in order to achieve this. If you're not ready spiritually, and doesn't move up, you'll suffer. This is happening now, seek God.
dejesusluisx 4 months ago
She actually did get it at the end.
AEVautomatic 4 months ago
go back in past and tell matt "That last woman, you're going to marry her in the future"
His expression would be priceless
bogdan1231 4 months ago
For DJones. My response: I disagree with you sir. It is very true as christians are a bunch of fanatical lunitics according to most atheists. We are bound, judged , and persecuted before we even open our mouths. This is from a lack of knowledge on the part of the accusers. Knowledge in the sense of spiritual discernment and the willinness to look at the Gospel of Jesus Christ before you THROW HIM AWAY! You ask me for proof of the exsistence of God? Look around you sir. What do you see? Amen!
idahopaula 4 months ago
@idahopaula I see a wall, a couch, a window. Out the window I see a tree, and another wall. What am I looking for?
boochainletters12 4 months ago
@idahopaula "You ask me for proof of the exsistence of God? Look around you sir. What do you see?"
Nature. I see nature. I don't see God, pixies, fairies leprechauns, angels, unicorns, or the THOUSANDS of other religion's Gods. I see N A T U R E. And no, God didn't create nature. Feel free to show me evidence that I'm wrong. You do know the difference between facts and fantasy don't you?
TheEvilOfScientology 2 months ago
"no but I can make something that looks like a banana apear in my hand"
I can imagine beth explaining how she met matt
"and as soon as I heard those words I knew we were meant to be"
9CrystalDragon2 4 months ago
@gowthampro Whaaat? that's fuckin' hilarious!
clumpft 4 months ago
@gowthampro I love how they actually argue about whether she's for real.
Russel: "No one would call us to do something sarcastic like that" dundundun
Brandt761 4 months ago
@gowthampro hehehe
I guess "it fits in your butt is a better pickup line than I realized".
Brandt761 4 months ago
Ya'll ignant.
bkeeblur 4 months ago
"..I can make a banana appear in my hand.." THAT was funny. Matt is hilarious
Campineiroamericano 4 months ago 2
This is my response: How can a christian take a peaceful approach to someone that does not believe in God, his son Jesus, or the Holy Spirit? You can't because showing someone that they are a sinner from the heart causes friction and anger. When you point out to a non-believer their sins using the Ten Commandments as a guideline they become defensive and go into denial. Non-believers in God do not want to take a look at their SINS in this life. I am only testifying to the words of Jesus. Amen!
idahopaula 4 months ago
@idahopaula Your statement is very untrue first of all. People are always saying that people just wanted to sin. This is not true. I just do not see any evidence of any existence of a God. I would like to believe in in a higher power, but I have not experienced any miracle like most people. I have prayed for things and nothing ever happened. If there is a God, then he must not like me at all, because I do not live the extravagant lifestyle that most people do. If God exist, what is the evidence?
Djones2011ful 4 months ago
@idahopaula
the 10th commands, that same books is the most imoral thing ever writen down.
rape murder sacrifes torture,
ThePimV 3 weeks ago
@gowthampro I was just about to type "This is his soon to be wife Beth" ha-ha.
koolanator 4 months ago
She believes the banana skit? Even the Christian preachers telling the banana skit dont even believe it (or so I assume as the tend to be laughing along with it). These people have lost all humanity if they cant even recognize a simple joke!
therealkakkamakkara 5 months ago
This is my response: Your show is utterly ridulous are you are STUPID AND SO IS YOUR BANANA! You are so very , very ungodly it is frightening. Your attitude regarding atheism is so contrary to the word of God-I realize you do not know God or believe in God. However, God made the seeds and plants, and animals, and you and me, etc. God made the tree that bananas grow on silly man! You have a lot to learn about what and who God is and your heart is SHUT AND SEALED TO GOD and his Holy Spirit. Amen!
idahopaula 5 months ago
@idahopaula Why not try taking a peaceful approach to convert people to Christianity? Saying they're, "Shut and sealed to God," isn't going to make them want to convert. Try being kind, it works more often.
Hinasil 4 months ago
Im an athiest because i can use common sense and dont believe in fictional magicians such as Harry Potter, Gandolf, or Jesus.
SDking420 5 months ago
@SDking420 Exactly! I could think that the story of Harry Potter is wonderful and magical, and wish it was true, but that doesn't make it true.
Livilulu44 4 months ago
@SDking420 Yeah but gandolf was more badass than Jesus.
codegeassfan12 4 months ago
What a woodtick.....
killinme77 5 months ago
Gosh you americans are idiots.
vConArtist 5 months ago
At the time this was the commentator's (Matt - guy with hat) partner making a prank call. Classic. Hahahahahaha
jackiejackie44 5 months ago
hahahahaha "it fits in your butt" that was a long time ago i laughed THAT hard being COMPLETELY sober
420techdeckpro 5 months ago
ROFL! I love this show!
unknowncarolina 5 months ago
The caller is Matt's current wife :)
anonymousstormchaser 5 months ago
Epitome of "Stupid Christian."
And I'm not one of those pricks that classifies a religious people by one moron. Lots of my friends are Christians, they're nice, accepting people who can actually formulate a thought with reason and logic before spouting out another idiotic generalization. Case closed?
Subtitles00 5 months ago
@Subtitles00 Um, you realize this was Beth and Russell playing a joke on Matt right?
xJoeEDangerouslyx 5 months ago
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Uhhm...No lol. I had no idea xD Wow that makes me feel ridiculously stupid.
Subtitles00 5 months ago
That's just sad. I was raised Christian and I assure you that we all dont think like that have IQ's higher than our shoe size. Do I believe in God? Yes but not the commercialized religion based on control version. Even the Bible tells us what God is. 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love". God is VERY misunderstood because of dogmatic religious views. The creation story is a good example. They believe it out of fear.
joecane6340 5 months ago
Don't see why they had to troll her lol but it was funny.
MegaWinnieGirl 5 months ago
Epic win, best Fox Newswoman ever!
Antoniusan 5 months ago
Thanks Beth. You make a good poe. Almost everyone here still doesn't know.
Enlightenedopinion92 5 months ago
This woman reminds me of a phrase that my grandfather used to use:
"SHE'S DUMBER THAN A DITCH-CARP!"
donfishmaster 5 months ago
Little did Matt know that he would end up marrying this women. LOL
P0L0K0P 5 months ago 54
@P0L0K0P really....? why...?
JWStreeter 2 months ago
@JWStreeter that's Beth, Matt's fiance before they knew each other. This was a prank call set up by Russel
P0L0K0P 2 months ago
@P0L0K0P Hence Russel's near cracking-up all the way thought it!
whyteay 2 months ago
@P0L0K0P Haha what are you guys talking about? Did he marry her?
Alex4uall 2 months ago
@P0L0K0P What?!
GTXMAN 2 months ago
"am startin to get hungry talkin bat bananas. BAH!"
deadlycheezcake 5 months ago
Ahh, love at first prank..
haibu128 5 months ago
lol her mind is blown @1:20
MalwareDubstep 5 months ago
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GahdeMalprigi1488x 5 months ago
if atheists are atheists becuz they want to sin why is 90% probly more of the prison population made out of religious people?
VelvetTearsNana 5 months ago
What's the deal with the fancy hat?
Grey13Human 5 months ago
@Grey13Human The topic is "foolish atheist".... you really don't get it?
KamasutraButterfly 5 months ago
this woman is stupid
MIXEDUPTHROWNTOGETHR 5 months ago
This just made my night!
MultiMooseProduction 5 months ago
Its a good thing that Darwin wrote his magnificent work in the mid 19th century rather than today. Witnessing folk like this caller may have lead him to conclude, or at least suspect that natural selection can also work in reverse sometimes.
sheikhyaboooty 5 months ago
Congratulations Beth and Matt! Have a happy wedding in October! :D Send us pictures. D:
Kipicus 5 months ago