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  • ugh. I'm kinda Christian I guess but like friggin even I know photosynthesis is not controlled by Jesus.

  • it means you like doing guys in the butt

  • is that Call of Duty in the background 00:15

  • Don't use the world fag dumbo lol

    he has the worst come backs lol

    lmao

  • @musicislifez hahahaha Hi!!!!!!!!!

  • @graciek14 hey girl :D lol

  • If theres no jesus then what makes the grass grow?

  • Haha it's funny because really isn't real.. If you believe there is a man in the sky that can walk on water then you might as well still believe in santa clause.

  • This weeks family meeting really sucked. All thanks to this fad.

  • jesus isnt real its bullshit

  • @kiinass oh yeah? what happens when u die mr. know it all

  • @Ps3notxbox360 You're dead. retard.

  • @satanlovesjesus1 no really what do u think happens

  • @Ps3notxbox360 uhm...You're dead...It's probably a lot like how it is before you're born. You simply aren't there.

  • Funny as Hell!

  • Trust me, the Church of Satan has better things to do than call stupid people and make their kids cry :)

  • HAHAHA this deserves more views.

  • Canadians.. lol

    

  • @templerunes Canadians are awesome (Y)

  • @slrmd100 Haha, I agree.. :P Love you guys!

  • DUBEEZ

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • Its not real because after the caller hung up his brother was still on the phone

  • that kid doesn't sound half as old as he claims to be

  • this is awesome.

  • lol,what makes the grass grow? * jesus*, i love it

  • lol when he said the church of satan thing i started laughing

  • im calling the police on both of em.

  • his way of talking doeesnt sound like a 36 year old talking.

  • Praise Jesus! Bow to Jesus or Burn in hell! Billions who worship other gods will be tortured forever in hell. Only Christians are saved. Hindus will burn. Buddhists will burn. Muslims will burn. Atheists will burn.  Agnostics will burn. Even children will burn. But Christians will live forever in paradise. Praise sweet merciful Jesus!

  • i cant believe this person stayed on the phone with that caller that long haha

  • lol nooooooooooooo ziggy stardust,,,,,what have i been living my triply fudge cake life for...wtf!!!

  • Triple chilled fudge cake.

  • what a load of crap!!!!

  • liam an christain and this is bull ur son should cry and change his ways and jesus is real so this is out of lead and god is not and game

  • That guy was 36? He sounded like... 17.. and gay.

  • "You'll be the FAN!"

  • >_< dont make fun of Jesus! :(

  • Thats just so stupid and offenceive! GET LIFES!

  • The caller is annoying, but hearing the kids responses 2 him was hilarious! I'm a Christian, but I don't like Christians that condemn people, pass out tracts and go on-and-on about how everyone is going to hell. Most christians completely miss the point of what Jesus wanted us to do; love others above ourselves, and show God's love to others that he showed us. But instead some Christians tend to do the direct opposite & walk around with protest signs, hate on others, and yell "You're going to

  • Jesus doesn't make the grass grow. This is hilarious.

  • lmao

  • jesus wasn't real...

    just like santa and the easter bunny

  • actually both of them are idiots because none of them know what makes grass grow

  • he sounds like charlie the unicorn!

  • "You are just making me want to do some things that are not Christian!"

    "Oh noo!"

    Lmao.

  • ROFLMFAO. "You are a FAG."

  • If theres no JESUS? How does the GRASS GROW!?!?

  • @treybaby420 LOL Crying? Going to hell? His kid sure is wierd...

  • LMFAO!!!!

  • lol this is great!

  • This is the best way to find out that Jesus isn't real.

  • "did it hurt when you clawed your way up from hell you spawn of lucifer" LMFAO

  • LOL

    It just got better n better as it went on :-)

    Who does make the grass grow btw?

  • "your gonna regret saying that, buster!"

    i laughed my fuckin ass off

  • My answer: "I don't know who called, but they were right"

  • lololololol #LOL

  • Who is pranking who? lmao

  • The last "what the fuck" made my day, lol!

  • I love when that Christian starts talking about Iggy Stardust think that all troublemakers listen to him.

  • @lulugoesRAWR ***Srry, Ziggy Stardust.

  • Hahaha crying over jesus not being real.. He better cry all his life

  • "if theres no jesus what makes the grass grow" lol what a retarddd but i do believe in god. god created the sun and the soil, and the grass grew as a result of this. so god created it

  • @ClythiaMystica No he didnt your wrong.. the sun made the grass grow

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  • The fan?

    That's awsome.

  • in my opinion both of your sides are fucking stupid. to christians: your "holy book" is filled with fallacies galore and in complete contradiction with many things on planet earth. to scientists: its stupid to believe everything came from nothing and to be the biggest fucking hippocrits ever by calling christians opinionated when you have to spew your garbage all over the place and even though your a minoritie your so fucking loud. both of you just STFU!

  • @MARSairsofting dude its a prank call

  • Also, lol at Christians who call other people ignorant because they understand science and don't believe in a mystical sky daddy.

  • Lol at Christians getting angry because someone tells the truth about their imaginary best friend.

  • wtf is a dooby

  • @billynicky2 reefer.

  • "Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "When you clawed your way out from hell!" Hahaha

  • this sounds like the guy from pineapple express

  • This is bad but god rocks I love him!

  • which one is pranking? the boys or Mr. "your the FAN!"

  • Big bag of Cheetohs & a doobie...."Who the FUCK is THAT?!" Lmfao "I dont give a triple filled fudge cake what you guys think" "if theres no jesus what makes the grass grow?" "you are such a fag" Lmfao "ive gotta have my family meeting 3 days early kuz of you guys" > : O Lmfao.

  • Can you deal with life in prison? LOL If there's no Jesus what makes the grass grow? Jesus makes the grass grow Hahahaha

  • Were you raised by monkies?

  • the fuck now he made my baby sis cry because he said ziggy stardust is not real fuck u :@ D<

  • This is HHHHHilarious!!!!!!!!!

  • Water, Fuckin' water!

  • hahahah this is hilarious. if it was me i would have told him "so? jesus isn't real. that's like telling a kid santa's not real. and the fact that he's crying about him going to hell is YOUR fault. you're the one who told him he's going to hell for not believing in a fairy tail."

  • hahahahahahahahahahahaha loved it

  • That means im mad when I breathe hard. :D

  • The guy complaining should bitchslap his kid around the head for believing in some random when he said Jesus wasn't real. And then someone should bitchslap the dad for actually calling back let alone condeming the house of Satan there just cause they don't believe.

    Get a grip, serious.

  • @PURExD0MiNATi0N dude it's a prank call

  • and who the fuck IS ziggy stardust?? these kids really are the funny one.

  • @wanderer1031 Are you serious? You don't know who Ziggy Stardust is?

  • @ignoranttwat nah man! those kids were just funny as shit to me. i mean yes i know who he is but i mean like "who the fuck is he?" like he's not somebody important...nevermind. just laugh at the kids.

  • the caller is stupid. The kids on the other line are the funny ones.

  • lol im gonna try this one.

  • I'm not passing around the DEWBIES lol

    lmao this is funny.

  • dum bitch hang up already.

  • This guy is great at getting under idiot's skin. Who fucking argues over religion on the phone. Who argues over religion at all? lol

  • @MsDizknee i like to argue about religion. it's pointless and gets people so riled up.

  • Prove it.

  • lol a fan

  • ATHEISTS ARENT REAL

  • TRIPLE CHILLED FUDGE CAKE!

  • jesus ISN'T REAL

  • Triple chilled fudge cake.

    That sounds good.

    This is awesome.

  • I don't approve

  • hahahahah just like christians!!! this character reminds me of this guy that lives in town. hahahahaha jesus makes the grass grow, funny guy, funny guy.

  • why do you say atheists are wrong? its quite obvious that were right, hypocrite.

  • rofl that is awesome

  • :D haha That's funny! You should have censored the phone number for privacy :D

  • lol

  • Lol - good prank :-)

  • lol the kid fucking pwned him

  • FAKE...

  • XDXDXD triple killed fudge cake. LOLOLOL

  • okay who was liying the kid or the adult????

  • the adult was prank calling the kid. he was making the call up

  • GUYS

    Stop ranting about religion! It doesn't matter if you're Christian or Athiest or Jewish or Hindu or Muslim or WHATEVER THE HELL ELSE. Come on..........it's just a dumb video.........just chill out......keep the peace <3

  • true that:)

  • lol funny

  • Why don't we just clear things up:

    1. There is no god.

    2. Jesus was real (most likely)

    3. Jesus was not divine

    4. Evolution is real

    5. The universe was created by the big bang

    6. Creationism and genesis are both loads of steaming shit.

  • WOW!

    So there ARE still some intelligent people left!

    Woot! Keep Spreading the Word!

    Science & Logic FTW

  • bullshat

  • That is SO true.

  • bullshit

  • TRIPLE KILLED FUDGE CAKE!!!!

  • xD rofl

  • Breathes hard.......that means im mad when i breathe hard....keeps breatheing hard then ahhhhllalalala lol.

  • Dear Atheistfags,

    Noone gives a flying fuck in Hell if you don't believe in God. You aren't changing Christian minds, you aren't making a difference, You're making fucking disgraces of yourselves by showcasing your awful grammar skills and dumb-fucked views about how an explosion created the universe.

    Love,

    You would look here you idiot.

  • That works both ways

  • lol

    I love when christfags yell at athiests and agnostics and swear. I love hypocrites

  • its the best entertainment next to a really good movie... it just needs popcorn

  • Do you have aethiests coming over to your house to convince you your faith isn't real? Because I get deluded chrsitian nutjobs banging on my door every few months to sell their particular religion to me.

    And won't you go to hell for saying fag? or have they changed that rule in the bible?? So you just go back to believing in a book which says the Earth is flat and at the centre of the universe, you hypocritical young nutjob.

  • 1: You're thinking Jehova's Incestnests.

    1a: I get Comments on videos telling me hat god isn't real.

    2. I didn't make a comment about being a "fag" being a sin. Atheistfag is just a thing i say.

    3. You are a moron. The bible never said the earth was flat or in the center of the universe. It said people THOUGHT they would fall off the earth if they went past the map. And center of the universe? never even mentioned.

    Don't be a dumbass. think before you talk.

  • god is not real.

  • ya hes right guys the bible doesnt say the earth was flat or anything like that. It just says that some guy put two of every animal in the world on a boat and sailed around for a few weeks until the water that flooded the whole earth went away. cmon dont be so ignorant.

  • please read the details of the bible more carefully before making comments... noah and his family were actually in that ark for 2 years and it took him over 200 years to build it. so please don't comment unless you know what you are talking about. thanks.

  • ya cause that sounds SO much more realistic...

  • well that's what really happened dude. people lived longer in those days.

  • ...You sound really retarded right now. I honestly cannot believe people actually believe that shit.

  • well too bad. that "shit" just happens to be true. u will know one day.

  • I could just say "prove it" but whats the fucking point. Your head is obviously to far up your ass to give me an intelligent answer. So go back to worshiping the magical man in the sky and fuck off.

  • thats just the problem with the world today my friend. always looking for an "intelligent answer" for everything. always see and believe. but thats not how God works. u gotta have faith first then u will understand things. god bless u.

  • Ha. I would never believe in something that doesn't require an intelligent answer to explain. Your blatantly admitting you have an ignorant, unintelligent belief system. Uninteligence is stupidity. There for I'm an atheist. Peace.

  • the human mind is far too limited to comprehend the vast superiority of the creator of the universe, but as i said before.. one day all will be known.

  • And in the meantime lets fill the gaps of understanding with bullshit stories and myths, right?

  • why do u keep calling it fake when it isn't?

  • Because you can't, and never will be able to offer a shred of evidence to back up your claims. Faith doesn't hold up scientificaly. Your not a rational thinker, thats fine if it honestly makes you a better person, whatever. On the other hand, my atheism drives me, and makes me a better person and adds a spark to my life that gives me the passion to want to make the world around me a better place. I see the universe around me as a more beautiful, stunning place without god so thats what i believe

  • interesting.. how old r u btw?

  • you make the most sense.. of people.. i hate it when people say "Jesus is the son of God, and act religious" thats so stupid, i hate extremely religious/orthodox christians, i get a sudden surge of anger..

  • yup me too

    as Bono once said, "religion is what's left when the spirit leaves the building." think about that.

  • Seriously, you are such a fucking hypocrite. Why the hell are you ranting on about nontheists not making a difference and not changing theists minds if you're trying to demean nontheists? Plus, christians have way worse grammar than us, because instead of spending our free time in a church confessing our 'sins', we're out there getting a fucking EDUCATION.

    Sincerely,

    I'll be rich while you're mooching off your parents!

  • ok so thats why the Bible is the greatest piece of literature ever written and thats why i am a devout Christian and at the same time i have a master degree in psychology. I have spent my time on education and confessing my sins along with many, many other christians just like me, if not more educated.

    God bless!

  • @vitadiamor water makes the grass grow. not jesus. its sunlight and water. and this came from the universe . which is matter ,a matrix of matter and matter is held together by energy not Jesus.

  • Yeah, I know. I'm not like that so much anymore. But I wouldn't breathe a word on this video again.

    God Bless.

  • We're Not Wrong if We Beleive We're Right.

  • juss cos u BELIEVE ure right doesnt mean YOU ARE right.

  • @2siq4u  iI know! I am athiest lol

  • @Sixx0809 fuck yeah atheists are so fucking annoying

  • this happened to my friend once, but it was a little boy talking

  • The "35 year old" on the phone sounds like a 15 year old with a real shitty attitude, how the fuck could they not tell it was a joke.

  • © <---- this © will take over youtube copy and paste all over youtube to help spread the copyrighted invasion

  • YOUR KID IS GOING TO HELL!!!

  • ru a good kisser

    1 hold ur breath

    2 go on to another video

    3 add this comment but still holding you r breath

    4 did you make it if you did then ur a good kisser

  • i like jesus

  • dude at ur age u still do this

  • thats horrible

  • tripled chilled fudge cake XD

  • at the end...What the f*ck?

  • he sounds like an asshole when he said "2242" Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  • lmfao... got a bag of cheetos in front of you...listenin to roy orbinson passin around the doooooobies

  • Kid sounds like a douche.

  • lo doobies

  • lmfao the other guy is right hahah

  • Looks like someone didn't get the joke.