Queen Mary's Disastrous Final Voyage

[HeartGold356]

WTF?

[diablomanwolf99]

the two guys seem like 5-year olds running around pressing everything

[coastermania17]

MACGRUBER!

[DMCJordaan]

haha it was retarded but must of been fun to make! thumbs up! The queen mary is fun to run around in.. Great vid!

[RavenHinamori]

0:35 to 0:39 was so randomly hilarious it wasn't even funny...only it was. I love this vid.

[theladyinquestion]

Haha, that was awesome!

[saulisrztk]

funny XD

[napsta08]

i cant say i loled :D but i did "giggle" :) it's funny when the chubby guy (sorry dont know his name) said "i dont even know what these do!"

[DBLcable]

Not even funny as a "humorous" vid. Pretty lame

[jess4metoo]

Your right! Pointless.

[skot66]

This is lame..a disgrace...thumbs up if you want this removed.

[JPizzle1122]

@skot66 - I'm sorry... why is it a disgrace exactly? Did someone murder your sense of humor?

[skot66]

@JPizzle1122 Nope ...not at all... 

[JPizzle1122]

@skot66 - You didn't answer my first question. Also, I think it's pretty hilarious you think I'm going to remove this video.

[skot66]

@JPizzle1122 Didn't ask you to remove it...It is a disgrace to the Queen Mary. The thousands that travel on her in times of war and peace...and because she is my ship, and making a mockery of her is not cool. I understand the comedic value of the clip, but I don't enjoy the outcome. It's a free world obviously. The end is not my idea of humor. Have a good day.

[JPizzle1122]

@skot66 - It's "your" ship?

It's been a floating museum for four decades... she isn't anyone's ship. Also, you did say you want it removed.

[skot66]

@JPizzle1122 Forget it...

[Deathnotice1223]

@skot66 also they said this was a pointless video XD

[toontownfan2121]

@skot66 Jon has a way of making you sound like an idiot.

[skot66]

@toontownfan2121 Don't make me end you.

[toontownfan2121]

@skot66 lol wut?

[fault3k]

@skot66 Oh shut up, don't encourage the troll.

[77magenta]

boooooooooooooo, fucking losers!

[moneybelt22]

@77magenta THE HELLLLLLLLLLS IS THIS? SOME B MOVIE

[MrUrfacetacos1]

Disgrace to the Queen Mary

[grey790]

this is the first time i saw this video it is really good

[jackpot771234]

Correct me if im wrong but, didnt the queen mary actually explode while docked somewhere? Whatever ship im thinking of i think it was saved and restored

[Crzclwn]

I can hear the horn from that thing at my house. Yes, they honk the horn on it.

[queenmarykid]

wierdos

[Nbernie72]

what part of the engine room was this at? i dont remember seeing working telemotors, (if thats what their called)

good vid though

[AmayaPapaya40]

WOW!

[gemini16th]

Thank God this never happened! I've read that during her troop transport days during WW2, Germany once actually thought they had torpeedoed her. The news was then broadcast everwhere, including the bridge of the Queen Mary itself. When an officer heard about it he stated to a fellow officer "How interesting- however, don't let the Captain know- he might get upset".

[wills2222]

You are right.....absoulutly pointless.

[DAKOTA56777]

The guy pulling the telegraph back and forth probaly didn't even know all that does is signal the captain.

[JPizzle1122]

@DAKOTA56777 - The guy commenting on this video probably didn't even know I'd read his comment.

[zequelll]

"woah, that was cooool....huuuhuuuhuh"

[swordsman510]

What is this rubbish!

[superbreadgirl05]

@swordsman510 no one says rubbish anymore loser

[TheRMSQueenMarySite]

Great video! It brought a smile to me and I guess to every real RMS Queen Mary fan too. Congratulation!

[MrCoolVermonterblade]

"I don't even know what these do" ha ha

[lasuvidaboy]

I don't think people were that fat in 1967 when the QM was retired.

[Maxobillion]

LOL. Didn't you know? The camera adds 500 pounds.

[fault3k]

@lasuvidaboy I'd have to agree with you

[brown1mm]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[19steph83]

looks like you had fun. :)

[yumizookk]

Most people are saying "WTF?" but I am saying "That was pretty funny" :)

[SimbaNalaKiara]

pointless is right..................

[Jm4steam]

That's great!!!

[superbreadgirl05]

is this real?

[JPizzle1122]

superbreadgirl05 - Absolutely! It's recovered war footage.

- Jon

[panieorganista]

What in the world was that? How siupid! Why would you make a video like that?

[gemini16th]

bad taste to depict the ship exploding- she was a man-made "hero" who helped shorten the war by becomming a troop transport- among other services.

[whiteguyz08]

I saw that in californa

[henryga562]

stupid

[fish67y]

cool that was weird but in a funny way good job

[CrimsonDestruction]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THESE DO! Lol

[EupFilmStudent2012]

Haha, Thats fucking hilarious! I don't know what these do!!! *BOOM* HAHA!!! that made my day!

[poodumrover1]

Ha Ha aha

[Favian35]

um... you are a fat ass and they other is a retard any further questions ask

[linkman789]

"I don't know what these do!" favorite quote

[Purecen]

To clarify: Do I live in my parent's basement? Yes. Do I have a Personality Disorder? Yes. Do I know anything about films? No. But the voices do, and they tell me that this is about the finest film making around. Help me. Please.

[Purecen]

I want to clarify -I thought this video was great and I also laughed my butt off at the Montana Young video.

[Purecen]

A cinematic masterpiece. Reminds one of Kubrick's early works, in which he blew up numerous vessels. This is the craft of film making, folks, and it just doesn't get any better than this. "I don't even know what these do!" Isn't that really man's circumstance in the universe? This particular line could have been crafted by a young Orson Welles. The scene inside the engine room is perchance the most riveting moment in all of film history. Kudos to The Creators.

[JPizzle1122]

Purecen - hahah, your comments are hilarious. I wonder though... how sarcastic are you being? Do you like these videos, and you're just over-exaggerating - or do you really detest them?

- Jon

[exozero]

I liked the use of the music, especially how it builds up the "tension" before the punchline.

[havblikk]

@Purecen

RETARD !

[Jyhad367]

And thus why you dont have a career aboard a cruse ship, lol.

[lyserg0zeroz]

hahahaha. I want to play with Queen Mary engine room stuff

[aliciathepenguin]

"i dont even know what these do!"

*explosion*

rofl!!!

[h01y884]

"I don't even know what these do!"

WTF??!!

so why are they even in the engines room?

:-DDDDDD

[TokoGT]

ROFL

[nintendome2]

you guys went into the engine room and played in the ship?

[JPizzle1122]

Yes, yes we basically did.

[Guitarsandfootballs4]

I dont even know what these do!!" BOOOOMMM!

hahaha

[123tejas]

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THESE DO LMAO!

[exozero]

lol

[metalreflux]

u know jory my friend kelli- she wants to rape you lol... invite her onto ur show

[western227]

jory has nothing to do with this video

[branflakes4547]

he has nothing to do with this account he is just the host

[xNamelesspunkx]

hahahaha XD

[TheLadyYuki]

That looked like so much fun :)

[johnkollor]

Lol that rocked guys

[JPizzle1122]

Yes of course - doesn't everybody?

I have watched SNL every week since I was like 12.

[camaroguy803]

yea me to. that was great really looked like to much fun by the way lv your microwave. oops I mean the show great job on the microwave show I watch it every chance I get cant wait to see what's next. take care and happy nuke time. lolol!!!!

[MasterKoga]

Hahahahaha

I still think this is really funny

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THESE DO!!!

lollolol

I love you

[EvilHidden]

Jon, this reminds me of those stupid McGruber shorts on SNL. Please tell me you weren't trying to emulate those. Was kinda cute though.

[JPizzle1122]

We didn't have McGruber in mind - but there is a striking resemblance, certainly.

[123nunn123]

lol that was funny!

[MasterKoga]

ha ha ha ha ha

I love you

[bobtheninja11]

That explosion reminded me of Thunderbirds where it is obviously a miniture that they blow up.

[sexyroxe]

ok watching this vid was pointless it wasnt even funny.

[JPizzle1122]

I think it is funny, so I posted it.

[BLHProductions2]

So what is it about the video (the part that wasn't acted out) that youtube won't mind a partner using? Is it because of it's age?

[EzraHorne]

It's in the public domain.  That means no one has a copyright on it.

[BLHProductions2]

Did you have to search for it is is there a bunch of videos that has the YouTube "OK" that I don't know about? I'm guessing you had to search but how can you tell if it is?

[EzraHorne]

WTF?

[GamejunkyCA]

You should get a replica of this boat and microwave it.

[poissonneon]

Hahahaha! I like this quite a bit.

Poor Jonathan. Too many people think Jory runs this channel.

[JPizzle1122]

poissonneon - yes, it is saddening sometimes to be mistaken for someone else. But I can understand the confusion there.

Much like a rock band, everyone assumes the lead singer is the one in charge.

[kidrobots]

that was fucking epic.

[FordSucksAlot123]

Wow no kidding about a pointless creation, but still that was pretty damn funny LOL, 5/5

[SoColdBB]

hahaha that was pretty funny guys.

[ebutouy1000]

where the hell did u do this and get money?

[JPizzle1122]

ebutouy1000 - I don't understand your question.

Where did we do this? Oh... I have no idea! Maybe the Queen Mary engine room!? Seriously.

And money? Yes - I am a YouTube Partner, this video generates money for me.

[dragonxxx5]

Wait a minute, wait a minute....Queen Mary is in Long Beach, California...but you live in Boston. So you went there for a vacation or something???

[JPizzle1122]

I flew out to LA last Friday to visit my friends (Joe and Ezra, seen here) - I flew back earlier today.

It was just a quick 3-day visit.

[dragonxxx5]

2 questions, you used the money from Youtube [and other stuff that you would do] to go on the trip, correct? And what footage did you use for the explosion at the end? And an unimportant question, are you a Red Sox fan?

[therealchachalita]

hahahahhahhaha

[superpheonixfire]

is this real?

"I don't even know what these do?"

[caal1028a]

Well played! An unexpected bout of entertainment over the weekend... just hope your camera came out of it with minimal damage!

[JPizzle1122]

CJ... the steering wheel actually smacked my hand, not the camera!

[caal1028a]

In that case... hope your hand came out of it with minimal damage!

[caal1028a]

Good for you! I prefer people with something nice to say. :)

[retrozim]

IT'S A DIFFERENT BOAT, DUMBASS!

[Milkshake335]

lol...

[PiosonusCommando]

i live about a mile away from the real queen mary

[friken0frank]

lol that was ramdom and thats got to be cool to in the real engine room of the queen mary

[JPizzle1122]

Yes, it was double-cool because we basically had the entire place to ourselves!

[tomanater00]

lol so many people complainning about you not microwaving something

[Reynasite]

I... I don't get it.... what..?

[JPizzle1122]

Reynasite - you are thinking too hard. There really isn't much to this.

[Reynasite]

But! But! Me not think hard? You crazy!

[khouse42]

it's monday where is the carnage???

[JPizzle1122]

khouse42 - you really ought to LOOK for the "carnage" before asking such silly questions.

[dogcatman1]

haha good one. ive actually been in the queen mary b4. they turned it into a hotel

[tharic007]

It's monday...

are you posting non microwaveable yet microwaved things today?

[JPizzle1122]

tharic007 - I already did, many hours ago. Link is over there --->

[WorthlessFilmz]

I thought that was kinda funny!

Its cool if you wanna branch from "microwave".

[sirweeze]

It would have worked better had it had more Bourne-esque shaky-cam stuff.

[roxas66505]

not bein mean but i live were the queen mary still floats but doesnt voyage

[JPizzle1122]

roxas66505, so... you live in Long Beach, CA?

[roxas66505]

yep, inside the queen mary is COOL

[paurri]

Hilarity!

[EmoticonProductions]

The only think the make that funnyer was to have said

WHAT THE FUCK? *Boom*

[CS5n531]

0:37 LOL he tried to turn the fucking dial thingies. hilarious.

[Giluc]

I srsly lol'ed

[JPizzle1122]

Giluc - while editing this, me and Ezra literally laughed EVERY TIME we played back that final shot.

Which was at least 20 times or so.

[Giluc]

He I can only imagine so =)

Too damn funny xD

[barbwirelove]

i thought it was quite humorous

[smilelynzi]

Just because Jonathan posts the Microwave videos doesn't mean that him and Jory are attached at the hip... HE HAS A LIFE OUTSIDE OF "is it okay to microwave this?" STOP BUGGING ABOUT JORY, i'm sick just reading about it, imagine how he feels...

[julie82]

Ok.....um....this video was clearly not a microwave video, so those of you who said "Jory, you should microwave such and such", are obviously stupid. There is more to Jonathan's life than just "Is it a good idea to microwave this?". You want Jory and Jonathan to microwave something, then send them an email! Not comment on a video that has nothing to do with the microwave show!

[JPizzle1122]

julie82... THANK YOU!

Look, you haters have to understand that we will never take away your microwave show - it will always air Mondays and Fridays. But that doesn't mean I won't post other videos in the meantime - I have to stretch my creative muscles and create other videos from time-to-time.

[thatdudeyouhate]

P.P.S you should microwave everyones brain that complained about jory not being on the vid (they would probably all fit in there with room to roast Obama again)

[cowboysoultaker]

ha ha, nice

[pokemonknower101]

why are you unset by the fack that jory isn't in this video? do you love him (being asked in a joking way) ?

[caal1028a]

"basically what everyone else is saying" = thatdudeyouhate has NO problem with jory not being in the video. therefore, you = the product of No Child Left Behind.

[rickcas5]

were you acting as the engine room workers?

it was cool but it sucked at the same time

[JPizzle1122]

rickcas5, yes we were pretending to be "engine workers", but clearly - the video was done very plainly - the entire concept, and lack of good acting is what makes it funny.

[SmoggyZilla]

I saw the Queen Mary sail up the California Coast when I was 3. My dad pointed it out to me from our ocean view duplex. Great Memory.

[JPizzle1122]

SmoggyZilla - that sounds like a cool memory!

I remember getting to see the USS Constitution sail through Boston Harbor when I was kind, back in 1996 as part of some 220-year anniversary for the Country.

Very surreal experience to see a tall-ship out by your house.

[M0NK3YK1Dlol]

haha

[JumpStop1]

hahaha, you guys are great.

did he slam into the camera when he turned the wheel?

[JPizzle1122]

JumpStop1 - yes, yes he did.

[Guitarsandfootballs4]

you guys are fantastic

[DagoBoogieMan]

lol..good job on smackin the camera,great video

[Trogdor245]

BOOM!!! XD

Nice one, loll

[atarimon]

I dont even know what these do! *EXPLODE*

[madman564323]

Microwave the Queen Mary!

[Buggy793]

I think I know what it does now. It blows up the ship.

*waits until the ship blows up*

Don't pull that lev- oh... too late...

[John9450]

Poor Queen Mary.

[oOYourNotMeOo]

LOL xD

[SpartanGuy]

wat

[silvarmor]

lol

[flamekeepr]

is it a good idea to microwave that?

XD couldn't help myself.

[jujkuj123]

probly not it will probly blow up lol XD

[ironmaidenman4]

i think it is!

[caal1028a]

You could if you really tried.

[rs2owner]

lmao

[bigsoopadoopashow]

...? that was retarded, stick to the awsome microwave vids

[retrozim]

You're retarded, stick to fucking your inbred, malformed sister.

[JPizzle1122]

bigsoopadoopashow, I have to agree retrozim - you're an idiot, and I'll do what I want on my channel.

[caal1028a]

Here's a nickel. Go buy a sense of humor.

[c0linaf]

yeah he can do what he wants on his videos

[davehobbs1]

i loved the big guy going "i don't know what any of this does!" lol