Gabe and Notch

[arotaidote]

notch?????????

[Kurzidan]

@arotaidote yes. Notch. He's the one with the face you see on the minecraft forums little emoticons so much.

[DrayLP]

Straightest video on the internet.

[Azze079]

i watched the whole thing ◕ω◕

[EndermanGriefing]

Notch has his pedo smile on

[nikoolas9990]

Rick tonic

[PootisPwner]

Delay the ep.3! delay the 1.9! DELAY DELAY DELAY

[Kurzidan]

@PootisPwner cept Notch didn't delay, Notch kept adding on new editions of 1.9's prerelease... And then decided that it was actually to the point that it was a complete enough game to call it a full version, and skipped right back to 1.0

[klusadus2]

THIS WILL BE THE NEW RICK ROLL!

[klusadus2]

WTF did I just watch?

[TheOneHamster]

Anyone know the song?

[TheRetroZombie]

Is it just me or is it getting pretty steamy in here?

[LetsCheesy]

song ??

[Jaffa297]

BRB killing my self.

[jmasta111]

Im gonna go kill myself right now



[KethamBodds]

So.... This is Notch's super super secret project. I understand why, now.

[55super55]

yes, Notch and Gabe friends :)

[uhbygv852]

thats so gay... i mean look at gabes face

[JRSproductions5]

we all just lost the game

[Bweai]

That's its, Episode 3 is getting cancelled for eternity.

[newflatter]

You sir just delayed minecraft adventure update.

[GTvisible]

This is my fetish.

[YarTeh1337]

I found this video to be.... Desturbing

[Rushy1989]

my head is full of fuck

[buttchins2]

just want to touch emm. i tried licking the creen. that didnt work. so i broke into valve and notches house. and i said if you dont do an amazing sexy dance youll be able live. unfortunatley gabe didnt agree so i killed him. and notch he did it. and i loved it! so if any one is wondering thats why episode 3 isnt coming any time soon.

[lukas00754]

Oh Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo Minecraft Episode Three Has Been Delayed Tooooooooooooooo noooooooooooooooooooo

[zakman246]

@LinaPresents Man up bitch.

[conairefacon]

Please Gabe isn't that skinny! *Half Life 2 Episode 3 is now delayed for infinity*

[mistwalk]

Meanwhile at Blizzard....



[DeepSpacePotatoes]

I think you mean GabeNotch

[deadlyArachnid]

wow gabe is so skinny! i think he deserves cake!

[LinaPresents]

Ohhhhhhh now I see what notch did in playboy..

[LinaPresents]

WRONG

WRONG

WRONG

WRONG

WRONG

SO FUCKING WRONG

[layzergun]

@LinaPresents but it feels so right

[LinaPresents]

@layzergun NO,WRONG WRONGGG

[23BoyDanny]

@LinaPresents THAAAAT'S RIGHT!

[DarkSparkX9]

Meanwhile, in the Half-Life 2: Episode 3 Storyboard Room....

[DarkendWlf]

What is this off of? xD

[fireyblackdragon]

noth's rape face fits perfectly

[Anton1987RU]

AAAAhahahahahahah

[croinepoo]

lmao lol

[usernamen0tfound]

ROFLMAO

[BrunFail]

fake and gabe

[SuperFATES1]

I died <3

[therunawaybrains]

Episode 3 will come out tomorrow :D

[MenenVideos]

I want Sauce :C

[LordThios]

My nipples are so HARD!!!!

[paultom123456]

whats that song

[Xabiquendo]

OH MY GOD.

Gabe + Notch = Half Craft 2 Episode 3

[fpscreatorfan]

@Xabiquendo no, Mine-Life 2: Episode 3

[Mister86Productions]

GABE NEWELL'S WEIGHT LOSS CELEBRATION DANCE.

[MegaMostawesome]

wow gabe lost alot of wieght

[MrTechnognomen]

This is gaaaaaayyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dah3llboy]

Gay Ben.

[yackyback]

If these two joined forces it would be bigger than nintendo and microsoft and Sony and apple combined.

[zaneown3d]

notch is fat.

[BaillieMinecraft]

The two hottest men in the world. Combined.

I think I just came.

[NintendoFan68]

There should have been Jeremy Clarkson

[BeRad117]

Notch's hat = New TF2 Hat.

[Trabbler314]

Gabe newell is Markus's BITCH!

[Dah3llboy]

GAAAAY BEN.

[thegreatninjaman]

wtf?!?!

[dimakua]

Thats how Notch will come to valve software!

[LightRP]

Only the GABEN can be in this video. >:O

[SSGv2]

WHY CANT I STOP WATCHING THIS

[Mckinzie1989]

Two Notches, Three Gabes.

Yet updates are still slow.

[TheFlow666]

@Mckinzie1989 Gabe taught Notch about the secret art of delaying shit

[Yukutren]

Meanwhile... at Mojang

[SgtZaqq]

OH SHI~ Gaben isn't fat

[stickfighter254]

@SgtZaqq Yeah it's just a cover up

[iSamtana]

Theres 3 Gabes, yet no episode 3. Coincidence?

[lordofgangstas]

Oh god I lol'd

[SauceNinja]

now I see why notch has been taking so long with these updates...

[LamentOfInnocence1]

I fap to this.

[TheYoungMrGamer]

GABE WILL SHOW YOU WHO'S BOSS OF THIS GYM

[xiro298]

I KNEW IT!!!

[ubermonkey120]

And so it was that HL2:EP3 was put off by two more years

[ApexAurajin]

Wow did notch lose weight?

[DRaytheSPY]

@ApexAurajin He did more than lose weight he even spawned clones

[XMrStayPuftX]

Stupid sexy Gabe.

[MrGracchio]

And this arouses women somehow?

I don't understand.

[doom032]

@MrGracchio And some men, apparently.

[hotdoglubu74]

what the fuck did I just watch

[AltimaNEO]

Notch seems so uninterested

[GetOutOfHereCreeper]

It's mesmerizing.

[RebelElite]

Gabe lost weight....

[myusername0wns]

If this video didn't give you an erection then you don't know SHIT about video games.

[Bunji2k6]

Now we just need Notch to team up with Gabe to defeat Bobby Kotick.

[Mangeurdemouton]

JIBJAB!!!!

[RsisBanana]

@Mangeurdemouton Jib

[Mangeurdemouton]

@RsisBanana JAB

[RsisBanana]

@Mangeurdemouton JIB

[Mangeurdemouton]

@RsisBanana JAB

[RsisBanana]

EH UH OH-OH OH- OOH OOH OOH EHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHEOWSDFPOFPOSAF­POAS

OMG OMG OMG NOTCHLING

[TheOneGuyThatOneTime]

Somethings can't be un-seen.

[nickm6]

WoWoWOWOOWOWOWOWOOOOOOOOOOOO. Did not know these studs looks so good without shirts! GO NOTCH!!!!!!!!

[MrJackets]

This.

[pedroion]

I cried from laughter.

[Poonybug]

Best video on the internet that's filled with the two best people on the internet, made by somebody who i just found out is pretty awesome.

[99LOLWUT]

Is it gay if I got turned on?

[dshaw8771]

@99LOLWUT Definately not, I mean, its Notch!

[nickm6]

@99LOLWUT no no these are too very sexy guys looking for a good time you know sexy time?

[pixelperv]

its just me, Gabe Newell

[Michaelwinrar]

ITS AS I ALWAYS DREAMED IT WOULD BE!

[johnrskie]

I... why?

[graytico]

Didn't you guys know this is how games ate made?

[dberry02jr]

I like how there's only 1 dislike on the video lol

[Equ1n0xbox]

svelemoe is a lvl 99 Swedish Warlock.

[mrfuddleman]

that isnt gabe. he is WAY too skinny to be gabe.

[LouSaydus]

what has science done?

[FunkmasterFink]

This is the best thing I've ever seen

[nullins]

I was in the back of the stage.

[PixelSith64]

I knew this was what they did!

Although I thought Robin Walker danced with them...

[cloud1914]

Meanwhile...at Valve

[riiz9]

0,18 who is the guy on the right.

[bunnyspy1]

@riiz9 Notch. who else

[riiz9]

0,18 who is the guy on the right.

[Skylar040]

Does anyone happen to know what song this is?

[RavingKunaiX]

Oh god that was awesome.

[Sarkavonsy]

Why did you show this to me, youtube????

[alihwe]

Fuck yeah, pure awesomeness, I didn't expect anything else.

[Ditherliss]

That couldn't of happened. Gabe ate Notch.

[blacktemplar2]

@Ditherliss

gabe ate notch's cock.

[Kirsten7767]

This one seems more fluid and more well done than the original on jibjab. In the original all the heads were at bizzare angles nad made it look kinda not that great. Good job at making it look awesome svelemoe!

[BlackBandit1923]

NO NO NO

Original please

[TheSecondWaterman]

@BlackBandit1923 jibjab.com

[Lman94]

GOOD JOB SVELEMOE.

[joshykm7]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL xD

[orangeportraits]

oh god why does this exist

[JibbaJabbafication]

Lol

[chasedbyufos]

scariest thing i have ever seen D:

[TheCameraWorks]

I was there too D: Minecraftconners should be in the video (though I was only there through the stream XD)

[graytico]

For a fat guy Gabe is pretty skinney.....wait a second....

[masterfox3000]

This video is 100% true.

[sk8rkid117]

minecraft coming to a gay bar near u

[Zillionair1]

@sk8rkid117 U May suck balls, But don't bring Minecraft into it.

[sk8rkid117]

@Zillionair1 in a good way man >_>

[sy3rl1ng]

Logical

[FiskieXS]

Lol

[Jackalofdeath]

1/5th of the video is an intro

[mastermen9]

@Jackalofdeath aaaand??

[crazyassmuffin]

.... Damn Minecraft coming to steam near you.

[TheJackTrades]

He was in Washington? Valve HQ is in Bellevue.

[svelemoe]

@TheJackTrades

And Bellevue is in Washington.

[TheJackTrades]

@svelemoe Oh...OH!

I forgot Washington was a state too.

[cp516]

@TheJackTrades lol

[Zillionair1]

@svelemoe Orly?

[Heartless969]

@svelemoe NO! Bellevue is in Perth, Western Australia

[moonfannia]

@Heartless969 I hope this is a joke -.-

[Softlol]

@Heartless969 Bellevue is in Washington, go to wikipedia...

[sagethishit]

@svelemoe

are you a wizard?

[svelemoe]

@sagethishit

No, but Notch is.

[Dragnerz]

@svelemoe lmfao

[nikkoresendiz]

@TheJackTrades Washington state. :facepalm:

[ytrewQwerty]

@nikkoresendiz *expect everyone lives in the US and knows where cities are* :facepalm:

[sounnikoura]

@ytrewQwerty *talk shit out of your ass and then play dumb when you're wrong* *using asterisks to denote a situation* :further using periods to indicate an action in response to the situation planted:

[nikkoresendiz]

@ytrewQwerty :3

[ubermonkey120]

@TheJackTrades Silly billy.Your thinking he was in Washington D.C. He was in plain old Washington.

[alexmeanberg]

@TheJackTrades Obvious troll is obvious.

[TheJackTrades]

@alexmeanberg Obvious idiot is obvious.

[RuneSPS]

rofl!!!!