How to make your computer talk! (VBS script)

[carnagecat8]

how do u make a text come up with the talking thing at the same time

[cristerela]

people try tipying this in the whatever you want it to say:

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its soo annoying yet fun

[DJUlleBeats]

love that you have a folder called viruses :P

[HITMEN400]

@DJUlleBeats Open a notepad type start virus.bat (go one line under) virus.bat then click file save as.... then name it virus.bat then there you go you have a cmd virus

[MrMikerose48]

You should put Windows in the title. Not everyone has Windows ya know.

[HackerWulf]

@MrMikerose48 does for example linux have vbs? didn't know...

[MrMikerose48]

@HackerWulf I have no idea. But this guy just wasted my time by watching the video until i found out he is using Linux.

[rorozlovemusic]

That Is AWESOME !!!!

[tehhaxorkipz]

how can i make it say multiple phrases? lik i want it to say "my roflcopter goes"

then loop it on "soi soi soi soi" with do loop command... helpz

[hamstasquad11]

@tehhaxorkipz just put more than one, i dont know how to loop it :(

StrText=("whatever you want it to say")

set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")

ObjVoice.Speak StrText

StrText=("whatever you want it to say")

set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")

ObjVoice.Speak StrText

[mrbananaflasher]

@hamstasquad11 To loop it at the beginning you put "do" and at te end you put "loop".

[Searche93]

@hamstasquad11

I think by putting DO above the script and LOOP at the end ;)

[MIXITst]

@tehhaxorkipz to loop any vbs script:

do

StrText=("whatever you want it to say")

set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")

ObjVoice.Speak StrText

loop

[VAUSpace]

@tehhaxorkipz I would help you, but your grammar sucks.

[tehhaxorkipz]

@VAUSpace I would care, but my question has already been answered.

Have a nice day.

[VAUSpace]

@tehhaxorkipz Well actually, I have a way of looping the talking that does not require you to copy and paste the same word(s) and the talking goes forever.

[humpahumper]

if you add do to the top and loop at the bottom it will keep repeating xD

[Silverormen]

AWESOME! :D:D:D

[RingOfStorms]

I got a cool one a=inputbox("What is your name?") set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice") ObjVoice.Speak " Hello " +a b=inputbox("What are you eating for dinner tonight?") set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice") objVoice.Speak "Cool, I love to eat yummy " +b c=inputbox("What is your favorite sport?") set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice") objVoice.Speak "That is a good sport, but I like to run programs better than playing" +c d=inputbox("Well, you wanna talk some other time?")

[RingOfStorms]

if d= "no" then

set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")

objVoice.Speak "Fine then I will never talk to you again."

End If

if d= "yes" then

set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")

objVoice.Speak "Ok, we will, bye for now."

End If

set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")

objVoice.Speak "Ok well, I will go now. Talk to you later."

[RingOfStorms]

Sorry about the two posts it ran outa characters. I think everyone is smart enough to figure it out.

[benasen98]

@RingOfStorms what am i going to do with that

[dytobava]

try this one its much more easy

you yust save it as a .vbs file and play it

a=inputbox("whatever you want it to say")

set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")

ObjVoice.Speak +a

[MrSavelife]

whhooo crazyy shit man!!

ThnX ur my hero

xDDDD