Goofy - How to Be Smart (2001)

[Joeyjambo122]

Young Von drake: out of my way!

[KATTALNUVA3]

Narrator: Some students struggle with higher mathematics.

You ain't just whistlin' Dixie.

[thechampion5330]

Can someone told me why they chose the question as the pass that made the final out in the 1949 AJAX World Series along with the answer "Tommy Heavens to Billy Betsy?"

[JABRANE4]

i got beord* and i typed how to be smarter

[campergirl1151]

eight people are hitlers sons

[thewinfacetube]

Picking your nose makes you smart.

[sba20041]

Remove R from Britches <_<

[xternaldrive]

wowwwwwwwwww



[iMariuz]

Heavens to betsy

[animeFans91]

how did goofy made it to final anyway? LOL

[pokinoiombra]

@animeFans91 The last round was "Questions that Professor Von Drake Could Not Answer in a Million Years"

[Jackeeify]

wtf.. Goofy is a redneck!? :D

[dania4510001]

Goofy is funny

[dania451000]

Goofy: I am not smart and I smell like a monkey

LOL

[carsfan360]

haha! Goofy is not smart and he smells like a monkey!

[carsfan360]

haha! Goofy's head is a Paper doll

[carsfan360]

I Said outta my way!!! LOL!

[millyuwer]

i thought it said smarty b!iche$

[hiqwertyhi]

1:43 the birth of planking



[NeoNurics]

lol

[8DXD8]

That short duck that goes "out of my way!" strangely reminds me of Eric Cartman.

[sporejetmir123]

@8DXD8 hahhaha yeah

[SpeedSlasher]

Junior High school - When the ship hit's the man

[TanookiWario]

Well this cartoon was ok but it just isn't as good as a classic Goofy education spoof cartoon. Also when did Goofy's catch phrase go from "Garsh" to "Heavens to Betsy"? I thought that was Snagglepuss' catch phrase. Oh well I don't take this too seriously.

[chickenzgood]

5 people owe Smarty Britches 3 million dollars

[CartoonGuy14]

Disney Channel should really bring this show back, and stop airing crappy shows such as Sunny With a Chance and Fish Hooks!

[sexzylady4ever]

smarty "bitches"

[botete0090]

thumbs up if u type How to Be Smart because u want to be smart

[TheAndrew1987]

better than howcast!

[Bamb0009]

2:36 i hear "mold thee dick"

what was it suppose to be ?

[LILHBEE0]

@Bamb0009 sounds like moby dick.

and i don't know. no one knows.

[GreshProject]

Thank you for uploading

[kayvanoo]

smart bitches?

[GreshProject]

@kayvanoo britches (disney humor)

[Xtheemowolf]

3 people don't know how to be smart

[Kartoonkid95]

SMARTY BITCHES

how bout that?

[darkblood626]

Only goofy would think the school system creates smart people instead of liquidising them and creating mindless worker bees.

[MisguidedbutNoble]

"I don't know jack!"

That's what school is for!

[MegaFlowergirl5]

o >-<=

[keybearersora]

"Heavens to Betsy":the ultimate answer to life's great questions.

[superbuzzspy23]

3 people lost their britches

[rmar67]

@0:43 INCORRECT! The earth is actually at its CLOSEST point to the sun shortly after the winter solstice (in the northern hemisphere). Our winter is due to the tilt of earth's axis, NOT our proximity to the sun.

[MrEdwards95]

Sports statistics. The only thing ludwig von drake doesn't know.

[WeNlu973]

3 PEOPLE ARE DUMB

[omalor]

I love ow the "smart" duck student spells N backwards!

And, I kinda wish they would have gone all the way to college and show goofy doing a keg stand.

[ZNKChannel]

@omalor Why show him going through college when they made a movie about it?

[Freezient]

I almost thought the game show was called

"Smarty Bitches" xD

[wtda0frutlkinbout]

i still got my smarts and my b****es haha

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

OUCH! 

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

3:23 TAKE NOTE YOUTUBE COMMENTERS

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

I LIKE GOOFY

[FrogsForBreakfast]

When I was a little tyke I thought the 5th grader's desks were massive. Now I couldn't fit in them if I wanted to. I sympathize with Goofy's plight.

[Wielder432]

..He already did go back to school.. in college, lol.

[BlackKat226]

I could've sworn that sign said " smarty bitches " until i heard him say it XD

[xhollyxful]

This cartoon helped me in science Thank You Disney

[kamden1980]

Just does not compare to the 1950 cartoons.

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

I am not smart and I smell like a monkey.

[ThERealiStT]

smarty bitches

[tomek92pl]

@ThERealiStT thats what i thought

[blacklipstick888]

@ThERealiStT I thought thats what it said too lmao XD

[OCARINAofTlME]

XD I wanna be smart like him too

[parkparkpark]

at first, i read the title as smarty uh you know

[mermaidamp]

Heavens to Betsy! LMBO!

[southernchipette]

moby dick was the great white whale. why was that one gray?

[2SUNK]

@southernchipette it wasnt u fuckin idiot, it was white..

[Arsyautomo]

Ludwing Von Drake Had Other Language Name or Should i say "mix-up" name..... OTTO VON LUDWING

[987justinbieber]

the students are all little goofys except for the last one which is like professor von drake

[SilentMonument]

This one isn't as good as the others.... kind of a shame... I think Walt Disney tried to hard on this one. 3 Minutes through now and I still haven't laughed? hmmm.

[evaki2207]

this video is horible

[2SUNK]

@evaki2207 your mom is horrible

[superturtle199]

@evaki2207 YOU BEEP YOU ARE WRONG I LOVE GOOFY AND YOU STINK!!!! YOU DIRTY PEICE OF TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!! DIE! YOU BEEP DIE!

[maxes0511]

3:01-3:15

[disneyfan85]

I think Corey is supposed to sound like John McLeish, the original "How To" narrator from the classic Goofy shorts.

[TVkingOmega]

well courey can do a decent maurice Lamarche impersonation

[goofy28407]

thats mean I wouldn't get any of those questions thats sad that they call goofy dumb we'ii at lest he knows how to be a father.

[amandanepo92]

Interesting that they don't mention college or university...

[omalor]

@amandanepo92 they couldn't show goofy doing a keg stand i guess.

[amandanepo92]

I am smart.

Adverb-I am NOT smart.

Conjunction- I am not smart AND I smell.

Descriptive noun- I am not smart and I smell LIKE A MONKEY.

Hey, I learned something! Who says Goofy can't teach you anything?

[disneyfan85]

Well, Goofy did teach about safe driving on the freeway in the 1960s. And then there was this one little educational goody with Goofy explaining the different types of directions: visual, spoken and written.

[byw613]

"OUTTA MY WAY" LOL!!

[crimsonsnake008]

smarty bitches

[Tahtorak]

2:37 I was expecting Monstro to appear

[disneyfan85]

Except Monstro wasn't white.

[tdsmeg4]

i wish this still came on

[mermaidamp]

@tdsmeg4 I hear U. I miss watching with my family.

[tdsmeg4]

@mermaidamp Yeah and now they have another Disney channel and its even more stupid, i watch disney channel cause its fun to watch but its just not the same and not as awesome =)

[CaitlinBrooksMusic]

@tdsmeg4 Me too. I've always loved this show!

[warningfellow]

wheres that how to be rock star in english i want to see it.

[coolme158]

"As for you Mr. Goofy, you owe us 3 million dollars!" Some game show. xDDD I miss these cartoons.

[animallover2047]

LOL. when it said "Smarty britches" I thought it said "Smarty b*tches"

[SonicFamilyGal]

@animallover2047 I was twelve when I first saw this cartoon, so I probably wasn't mature enough to handle that word until about six years later.

[Moonlightkitteh101]

This made me smile a lot. Thank you SO much!

[greatOaktree1]

lol questions that goofy could never answer in a million years

[TasamiOkami]

HEAVENS TO BETSY.

[mermaidamp]

@TasamiOkami Did U LYBO at that 1? Come back here, would ya? Hold still! 

[vortexSEGA]

@TasamiOkami somehow i knew that was going to be the the highest comment

[FinalHype]

I wonder if this is an upgrade of the "Teachers are people too"... maybe it is... I know that kid from somewhere... hm... I never knew they still made these... It´s good and all but I guess the oldies are also pretty good too. In comedy they have a difference which is sad. It should be the same type, but the times have changed so it´ll never be the same... might as well, noone understand all the old stuff today. This one is new btw, well... sort of new. Not ten years yet at least.

[kirbymario44]

I miss cartoons like this.

[AspellProductions]

I can't thank you any more by uploading these cartoons! I miss the old Disney <3

[Mast3rh3nx]

eh.. this is not the old disney .. it was made in 2001 >.>

"old disney" is like .. 1995 and back, at least!

[AspellProductions]

I see 'The old Disney' as with the good cartoons....

The old Disney is before Hannah Montana was released....

[Mast3rh3nx]

which is why I added "at least". Everyone has their own view of disney, after all.

[SonicFamilyGal]

@AspellProductions Yeah, back when Disney used to make us smart and virtuous, and this cartoon is a perfect example, because the title and plot is pretty obvious.

[coolme158]

@SonicFamilyGal So true and when the jokes actually made us laugh and not think about the disintergration of society to amusement. -___-

[classicdisneysshows]

This show is amazing!

[TheCatBoyWonder97]

I love this episode!

[TomcatBlackAce]

Heavens to Betsy!

LOL! I Love them!

[fusionfallwariorcat]

cool idea and cartoons should b more original lik this!