Yahtzee's Deus Ex Song

[Zovioh]

I want this as my ringtone.

[Xaq03]

This is fucking awful.

[HaganeSteel]

Ahahah. Win.

[DentinDaHero]

The funniest thing? This makes sense for the newest one. XD

[MegamanForWii]

I wonder what spurred him to make this

hm

[opacinfull]

His singing is augumented

[AguilarAJ15]

His voice is augmented

[lolzomgz1337]

Whats that one review in which he sings the entire thing?

[MetroidKingofMetroid]

@lolzomgz1337 Guitar Hero Would Tour right after the credits.

[lolzomgz1337]

@MetroidKingofMetroid No i meant where he sings the review it's self, turns out it's wolfenstein.

[elmalhermano]

but leveling up in swimming is a godsend at the ocean lab level

[Abon666]

@elmalhermano But useless everywhere else and if you save up on your rebreathers that level should not be a problem.

[erttheking]

I admit I kinda of want to check out this game after playing Human Revolution.

[LegionN07]

@erttheking Do it its well worth the 10 dollars depending where you get it

[Abon666]

@erttheking Do it, it's still holds up pretty well today if you disregard the ugly graphics and there are mods that fix the graphical problem. Also it is far supperior to Human Revolution in every way except the graphics and voice acting (although the hammy voice acting is quite charming).

[DHAR3070]

levels are ugly? YOU'RE ugly

[askight]

.........I liked the 2nd one.

[DarkPractitioner]

@askight Heretic!

[Inevitablel]

59 People leveled up swimming...

[Scarleaver]

Anyone else here who simply CAN'T UNHEAR this?

[ProkoLokor]

@Scarleaver It burned into my mind. Just like Duck Tales theme.

[zxamike]

MADE OF PURE AWESOME i am 14 so i did not play this but i decided i need to cuz its awesome and so i did and it was

[alphaleone1]

"Will you pick rifles or computers?"

Thumbs up to pick rifles

[anonysalt]

Now I know why Deus Ex Invisible War sucked.

The protagonist wasn't wearing sunglasses and a trenchcoat.

[russiankgbagent9]

I never asked for this

[tomahawk359]

@russiankgbagent9 i did

[casdfdfsdfds]

@russiankgbagent9 Spewing out memes! WHEE!

[xPloSiVgT]

lol, funny

[UltraMegaSuperPhil]

I find yahtzee funny, but why the fuck does he play video games if he hates every one of them? I know a lot of his cynicism is exaggerated/comedic, but I feel like he'd have a better time with his life if he just watched some TV or read a magazine or something and stopped torturing himself all the time with games he doesn't like.

[SAMagic]

@UltraMegaSuperPhil You already said the answer - he exaggerates. It's more amusing that way, they're not serious reviews (though he offers plenty of insight and still provides an opinion).

[kaydee66781]

@SAMagic

Indeed, his reviews are more comedic than serious. But, hoo boy, his "fans" take them utterly seriously.

[swordhunter12]

@UltraMegaSuperPhil He doesn't hate every one of them he just has very high standards and a habit of pointing out every single flaw and as a result it's sometimes hard to tell whether he's trying to recommend a game or condemn it to hell.

[Mordinoid]

A bomb!

[bshadJB]

I never asked for this

[chizk]

Don't pick swimming! LOL!

[DoctorCapitalist]

I don't get why people complain about Deus Ex's graphics, noone complains about the graphics of Ocarina of Time, Super Mario 64 or Goldeneye. : (

[JCDenton112788]

@DoctorCapitalist No 1 gives a fuck to their whining.

[evangelism2]

@DoctorCapitalist while I love DX, people knock it because it's graphics were horrible even by 2000 standards. So it has aged horribly.

[TheFreemanVids]

@DoctorCapitalist

Can't tell if trolling, or just very stupid.

[imnotparanoid68]

@TheFreemanVids He's not trolling, he's makign a pretty true statement :P

[TheFreemanVids]

@imnotparanoid68

They were good for the time.

That's like saying NES sucks for not being able to play Crysis.

[DemonPazuzu666]

@DoctorCapitalist

Mario 64=1996

Ocarina=1998

Goldeneye=1997

Deus ex=2000

While I love Deus ex, the games graphics were dated by the time it came out, while those other games looked quite good.

[DrPepper42yes]

He's right. Deus Ex: Great game, looks like ASS

[HalfLifeHalfDead]

@DrPepper42yes Even when it came out. Even back then...

[Zrego1987]

What a Rotten way to die!~

[Aurigale]

What a shame...

[Khaotikal]

I was singing this at the end of Human Revolution at the hidden scene after the credits.

[rez2020]

@Khaotikal

lol, me too.

[RustytheXIV]

I didn't ask for this...

[ThunderCavalier]

If Squeenix or someone else makes a HD remake of Deus Ex, THIS needs to be the commercial.

[Curlsbel90]

@ThunderCavalier LOL "Squeenix"  XD

[zxamike]

@ThunderCavalier they would not do it cuz he called them thick lol but if they did IT WOULD BE AWESOME

[teamstarpug]

Just had to watch this after today's review.

[superdragon4ever]

@teamstarpug Yeah same

[xXhalofan21Xx]

@teamstarpug me to :)

[VerminBansheeWehey]

He was a good reviewer. What a rotten way to sing.

What a shame.

[PowerArmorV113]

Lets face it, you were singing it during the past credits bit in Human Revolution.

[SZenithLee]

@PowerArmorV113

I was. (sigh)

[TheThoJoh]

@PowerArmorV113 Well, i'm definitly guilty of that. I have had this song stuck in my head ever since DE:HR has been released, and after Yahtzees review of it

[Tarik360]

@PowerArmorV113 Sang it the second time I heard it.

[hiimgod801]

What a shame..

[Kiro0]

Human Revolution is a worthy prequel to Deus Ex. Pick it up.

[montanker666]

I liked the sequel. :D

[applepie181]

@montanker666 And by sequel, you mean Human Revolution, right?

[montanker666]

@applepie181 That one too. I also liked Invisible War. It's definitely the worst one, but on its own it's pretty damn good.

[mehcore]

@applepie181 I think you mean prequel

[applepie181]

@mehcore Nope

[Greekpride1231]

GAY !!

[eKerochane]

"Don't pick swiming"

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF EVERYTIME A REMINDER OF MY IDIOT SELF;__;

[RunnerLP]

@eKerochane Swimming was the first thing I always leveled up. A reminder of my failure at not drowning in a game where it should not be possible......

[ut2k4wikichici]

Yahtzee should sing about human revolutions

[vb4You]

I consider Deus Ex as an invasion of my mind.

When I first started, I didn't know what all the fuzz was about. I hated pretty much everything about the game. After about two hours, I stopped.

...Then I got an earworm of the music in the game and just HAD to start the game again. And I hated it again. But every time I stopped, I wanted to start again.

There's something very weird about this game. I guess the devs tried mind control or something.

[willmandude]

Ah Deus Ex. Every single time you mention it, someone reinstalls it, plays the first few levels and then gives up becuase you had to kill some guys in the first level otherwise they'd kill you and now nobody will shut the FUCK UP ABOUT IT GAHHHHHHHH!

[FeepingCreature]

@willmandude Just sneak in underground and don't attack the guys in castle clinton. That's all Carter cares about.

[goingfortheone1]

@willmandude It's possible to do a pacifist run on Deus Ex.

[XOmniverse]

Biomod changes "Swimming" to "Athletics" and actually makes it useful (it affects movement speed outside of water, Advanced lets you grab ledges and climb up, etc.) Worth checking out.

[13lackfriday]

I think I saw this but didn't get it at the time After buying it onsale on steam and hearing it again, I am now further convinced Yahtzee is a genius with all things wordy.

[MarikBentusi]

That reminds me.

Will DX3 have such a catchy tune? A "simple" one you could hum, mind you, not some Hans Zimmerman orchestra. I've heard of ingame remixes of DX1 themes already that play on the radio, but aside from that - no idea.

[Snoogen11]

Gunther wanted orange. But life gave him lemon lime.

[AirwolfPL]

LOL!!! I spilled my drink! ;D

[Ladiesman1447]

It sounds like there's two people singing



[Chaosdrummer]

@Ladiesman1447 Overdub.

[rockinsparzy105]

@Ladiesman1447

Well he does have a bunch of Australian friends. So it could be one of them.

[JMG9519]

I uninstalled Deus Ex just so I could reinstall Deus Ex.

[Backoffvideos]

@JMG9519 ?

[JCDenton112788]

@JMG9519 -_- lol how about clicking on NEW GAME button instead?

[Shadowfang3000]

This is what happens when Britain and Australia have a party and get roaring drunk D:

[wypuk1337]

die...

[teamstarpug]

wre wru



[levitabusman]

"I didn't ask for this!"

[DentinDaHero]

Yahtzee and Brentalfloss....think about it.

[Chiznitz]

@DentinDaHero Ears bleeding. Badly.

[stupotgorilla]

glad im not the only one who knew only rifle and comps were the only things worth a crap but yea swimming sucked

[smish34]

I sing along everytime im on the menu screen

[capnazrael]

@smish34 hopefully a bit more in-tune :P

[smish34]

@capnazrael Not by Much.

[Aelkamal]

...cause we're thick... LoL !

[MrXsaneInsomniac]

And let it loop forever 0:00

[parky004]

This is the single greatest game of all time.

[Atrahasis7]

This generation of will never understand Deus ex. What a shame.

[imnotparanoid68]

@Atrahasis7 I will try!

Just send me a copy.

[shadowhexogram]

@Atrahasis7 won't you don't know won't hurt ya!

[NorbertLinuxLord]

ha, awesome :-)

[masterplusmargarita]

You know, I owe Deus Ex to Yahtzee. He put this in one of his videos, and even though I had previously heard about Deus Ex and how good it was I had never played it. The fact that the game's music was so awesome inspired me to buy it from Steam and play it.

I don't think I have to explain what came next.

[DarkNSF]

that about summarizes it, they are about to slaughter the series with #3 too

[DemonPazuzu666]

@DarkNSF

Wow, have you tried the 3rd yet? It could end up being almost as good as the original.

[DarkNSF]

@DemonPazuzu666 I did! I'm pleasantly surprised. Now if we could just remove DX2 from history and just have DX1 and DX3.

[Jinjonator1]

@DarkNSF Actually, I heard from people who played the leak that it's actually really good, just in its own way.

[derpguyjohn]

@DarkNSF

I played the leaked preview build. I'm about as hardcore a fan of Deus Ex as they come, I've beaten it about a dozen times, and if the rest of the game is as good as detroit, Deus Ex 3 is going to be fantastic. Like, one of the best games in years. I haven't had so much fun just exploring and dicking around and tasering people since.. well since Deus Ex. In fact, Human Revolution is more open than Deus Ex was. The voice acting isn't laughable, either. And it runs surprisingly smooth.

[derpguyjohn]

@derpguyjohn

The load times kinda blow, though. But I just assume that's because the quick loading programming wasn't ready for prime time, and the preview build just fully loads all assets every time.

[DarkNSF]

@derpguyjohn I hope you're correct! I've got it pre-ordered with my fingers crossed lol.

[Harpreet06]

@derpguyjohn i liked the laughable dialogue. um goi jie guo



[KingOfDowntown19]

@DarkNSF three months ago... look at it now. its the perfect successor.

[DarkNSF]

@KingOfDowntown19 You are correct sir! I have yet to play the expansion but I enjoyed DX3 as much as DX1.

[Dontusehaxfax101]

34 people picked swimming

[dhx84]

A rank is swimming isn't so bad with level 1 aqualung. I kid you not. It's such a cheap skill and there's more than enough XP in the game that it doesn't affect much.

On the other hand, there are a few obnoxious water areas that become much less obnoxious when you have these things.

[Frozenkoldfury]

'Put on a Trench Coat!' -Badass trechcoat

Yahtzee, you are a genius

[Tyraghon]

I find this difficult to masturbate to.

[kubitts]

What a rotten way to sing!

[severuslupus1]

His singing is augmented

[duh1177]

@severuslupus1 And fortunately, he didn't take the Autotune augmentation.

[jsd23]

Why are you singing along? And why did Yahtzee think they're not the same Ion Storm who made Daikatana? They were!

[pa22word75]

@jsd23 No they technically were not the same "Ion Storm". Ion Storm Dallas (John Romero and Tom Hall's team) developed Daikatana whilst Ion Storm Austin (Warren Spector and Harvey Smith's team) were responsible for the development of Deus Ex.

[jsd23]

@pa22word75 ah, thanks, I didn't know that! Interesting to know.

[priapus512]

Swimming takes substantially less xp, it's really actually pretty useful.

[9piercings]

I raise swimming to Tier 2. Prefer to avoid combat where possible, but don't want to clog up my inventory with rebreathers.

[Bottery]

Isn't most of the water toxic anyways?

[roflex2]

lol

[Estragogon]

Tier 1 swim wasn't a bad idea...

[Yingfighter]

Whenever I listen to the original song now, these lyrics play in my head. @_@

[kingt34]

I'm playing his game for the first time ever (My brother had it and I never played it) and I was going to level up swimming on the next level because I nearly drowned on the previous level lol. Luckily I saw this video first so i decided to just be advanced in computers instead :D

[meinnase]

@kingt34 well tbh thats bullshit, swimming is fairly useful if you take the maximum pacifist/stealth approach almost every level has 1 or 2 parts were you can avoid combat by swimming or get additional items, if you dnt level swimming you wont be able to take these unless you find a rebreather which are ofc placed whereever you DONT need them :O

[kingt34]

@meinnase I usually save the rebreathers so swimming becomes useless... and When I do staelth I don't wim i usually just sneak past the guards as if im playing MGS lol. And besides, I usualy avoid combat with comps by using turrets

[AspiringPotato]

I think this song is a good guide to life...

[Adenrux0]

I can't stop laghing every time I listen to this.

[pro100watcher]

@Adenrux0 I like the "It's a shooter and a role-play game. Levels are ugly and everyone looks the same" part, laughung here everytime

[doctorjohn666]

Yum

Even as a 8 year old when I first played this game I knew swimming was useless.

[Tryzon]

This is like the nerdy equivalent of a pub sing-a-long. AND IT'S AWESOME.

[radiusxdYT]

@HOBAHEY31 it's not a mockery, it's a tribute!

[d00m8r1ng3r]

@radiusxdYT

u jelly?

[radiusxdYT]

@d00m8r1ng3r yes, very jelly.

i envy yo textbook troll phrases.

[Dontusehaxfax101]

GAH! We've been infected by trolls!

[Shralla]

@HOBAHEY31 Like I said, that's stupid. You're stupid. Grow a sense of humor.

[Shralla]

@HOBAHEY31 That's stupid. So just because somebody makes something funny about a game, it means it's "a mockery"?

[radiusxdYT]

@HOBAHEY31 what makes you say that?

[radiusxdYT]

30 people liked Daikatana!

[camydoger]

The maxed-out regeneration aug makes the swimming upgrades redundant.

[KeyboardWarriorSVK]

When a game motivates even Yahtzee to sing about it ... you know it's something special !

[brdane]

"we made a sequel that no one liked" well i dont like this modified song the original is better.

[flameblade02]

Thank you tv tropes.

[neferiusnexus]

As much as I love Yahtzee, I'll have to dissagree with him on this one.

Swimming is NOT useless, especially in the Hong-Kong tunnels.

And even if you max-out the lung augmentation, you're still left with the increased speed which is useful when trying to avoid gun-turret fire underwater :P

[Skywalker00777]

Nice song.



[mager56723]

reinstalling.....

[Gargantou]

26 people liked Daikatana

[Angrywyvern]

Besides JC Denton, trench coats are what conspiracies fear the most.

Look it up.

[morbionicle]

nice vid, nice song :D

[Qaosbringer]

@TARINunit9 true, true :)

[SZenithLee]

Funny... because in Invisible Wars, the levels are still ugly, and everyone STILL looks the same.

[thps48]

@AIMaaronawesome Interesting point, that.

[IrishSpyral]

One of the Top Three (Baldurs Gate, Thief & DX = Best Games EVER!)

[XHeiko]

What this would sound like if someone auto-tuned it...

[TheOriginalClip]

LOL :D

[Mropticalgreen]

they just don't make them like this anymore

[jahahahaha]

Swimming better be in Deus Ex 3

[Ih8thePolice]

@jahahahaha Judging by the huge water map I would say its necessary...

[brentalfloss]

Aww man, I was gonna add lyrics to this.

Maybe I still will, haha. But good job, Yahtzee.

[DrinkerOfBoredom]

Swimming is not a waste though.. Exploring = win

[Nihilusdude]

Such a good game; I kind of want to play it again now

[Knife320]

19 people chose swimming...

[Cyb3rstorm]

Lmao